Too Old To Care Pod

Too Old To Care Pod
  • 5.0 (27)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Whether you know us from the Tasteless Gentlemen or you don’t know us at all, allow us to (re)introduce ourselves: Too Old to Care is the brainchild of founding T.G. members, Schoeny and Bradley. It’s the grown-up version of what once was a show founded upon humor, candor and general debauchery and degeneracy. The only difference between then and now is the boys are a whole lot older… and maybe just a smidge wiser. Maybe. Tune in to find out. And welcome… to your new favorite podcast.

  1. 2d ago

    EPISODE 32 - Circumferentially Speaking- Love, Scammers & Speed Wobbles

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, Shony and Bradley bounce through a wide range of topics with their usual unfiltered energy. They kick things off ranting about people with zero spatial awareness before Shony opens up about life after his 10-year relationship — explaining why he's genuinely enjoying being single rather than looking for the next thing. The guys swap stories about Onewheel wipeouts (shoutout to listener Chooch and his cracked helmet), debate peanut allergies and picky eaters, and react to a scammer who tried to squeeze $20 out of them by claiming a deceased relative was the subject of one of their reels. They also go deep on the psychology of 99-cent pricing, cheating in relationships, and the universal experience of drifting apart from old friends as you get older.

  2. Jul 20

    EPISODE 31 - Guy Fieri Doesn't Swallow (And Other Theories)

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and schoeny shoot the shit in the TTG studio covering everything from Tesla hate on first dates and Cybertruck takes, to heartfelt advice for a shy 17-year-old listener navigating his first breakup and social anxiety. Along the way they get into pegging season, tattoo pain tolerance, the Guy Fieri food-spitting theory, a phone scammer who almost fooled them, shrinkflation in IPA cans, and the time one host nearly went to war with the Navajo tribe over a broken DJ contract to play emo music on a reservation.

  3. Jul 13

    EPISODE 30 - The Anti-Choke Device and Other Adult Purchases

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two buddies shoot the breeze for 78 minutes in a wide-ranging hang session. They kick things off debating Tarantino's filmography — from Pulp Fiction to Reservoir Dogs to The Hateful Eight — then spiral into the CGI history of Jurassic Park and a heated disagreement over the Korean monster movie "The Host." The conversation shifts to a chaotic surprise birthday dinner at the Turf Club, where the staff killed the vibe and an unwanted guest got relentlessly roasted. From there it's pure free association: soccer's flopping epidemic, shirtless DJ culture, Snapchat's ugly AR glasses, a $60 porcelain mug from Palm Springs, a personal anti-choking device purchase, White Monster energy drinks, and a nightmare return shipment to Latvia. They wrap up with a win at a local mineral show and a Karate Kid rewatch revelation — Daniel-san might actually be the villain.

  4. Jul 6

    EPISODE 29 w Dom - Dusty T*****s & Cement Shoes

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, the crew welcomes guest Dominic and kicks things off with a surprisingly deep dive into deodorant — why it's gotten so expensive, and why Dom stopped wearing it altogether after developing an allergy. The conversation shifts to a passionate debate about the state of DJ culture, sparked by a viral Facebook rant: are today's DJs more concerned with Instagram clout than actual skill? The guys share personal stories from their DJ careers and lament how rave culture has gone from underground roots to influencer fashion show. They play a round of "Ask a Black Guy," covering everything from why Black guys love Chrysler 300s to durags and double socks. Dom's friend's story about accidentally sneaking onto the Coronado NASCAR track after a late-night DJ set gets the whole crew rolling. The episode wraps up with detours through Burning Man logistics, Lake Mead's mob history, a pastor who pushed his wife off a cliff, and a candid conversation about, let's say, advanced intimacy techniques.

  5. Jun 29

    EPISODE 28 - Swipe Here to Leave a Tip (Please Don't)

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys react to their moms getting into AI, debate the impact of porn on relationships, call out tipping culture spiraling out of control due to iPad payment prompts, discuss toxic red-pill content spreading online, hatch a plan to take on the OB Noodle House pho challenge, and break down the absurdity of American healthcare costs — highlighted by a surgeon who earned just $48 on Christmas and a patient hit with a $66,000 overnight hospital bill.

  6. Jun 22

    EPISODE 27 - The Bottom Keeps Going Lower

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two friends spend a rambling two-hour session covering: touchscreen frustration, Instagram's predatory ad design, AI making us dumber (or not), a Reddit post about someone "discovering" their own brain, a possible porn shoot in the neighboring office building, exploring abandoned places in California, the Salton Sea, wombat cube poop, Boy Scouts being the only legal flag burners in America, Ron Jeremy's extensive criminal charges, military sexual assault, Ray-Ban Meta glasses running out of time before boomers catch on, people who don't wear seatbelts in Ubers, a Tesla self-driving sex creator, and the glory of banter — particularly with a new girlfriend from New York.

  7. Jun 15

    EPISODE 26 w Arlene - God First, Butthole Second

    https://www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny welcome guest Arlene to the podcast, who arrives late and immediately becomes the center of conversation after revealing she just launched an OnlyFans. The episode spirals through a series of chaotic, hilarious tangents — Arlene's Hinge profile experiment gone wrong, a memorable bar encounter with a wheelchair-bound Navy SEAL, the mechanics and money of OnlyFans, a deep dive into '90s nostalgia including Pauly Shore films and MySpace, a spontaneous Google image search for Ron Jeremy, San Diego nightlife's rise and fall, and plenty of unfiltered banter about dating, sex, and life in Southern California.

  8. Jun 8

    EPISODE 25 - Jalapeño Handjob- A Love Story

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny navigate the chaos of turning 47 — from dermatologist visits and shitting in a bag for a Cologuard test, to a jalapeño handjob and finding a mystery baggie of drugs at a froyo shop. They rant about the Rock 'n' Roll Marathon ruining San Diego traffic, debate dating app red flags (no smiling, artsy angles, everyone claiming to be bi), geek out over liminal spaces, get unexpectedly emotional about living funerals, and trash Airbnb after a chemical spill in Garden Grove kills their weekend plans. It all wraps up with a genuinely regrettable story about sex, a grilled cheese, and the worst possible breakup timing.

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27 Ratings

About

Whether you know us from the Tasteless Gentlemen or you don’t know us at all, allow us to (re)introduce ourselves: Too Old to Care is the brainchild of founding T.G. members, Schoeny and Bradley. It’s the grown-up version of what once was a show founded upon humor, candor and general debauchery and degeneracy. The only difference between then and now is the boys are a whole lot older… and maybe just a smidge wiser. Maybe. Tune in to find out. And welcome… to your new favorite podcast.

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  • Creator
    Too Old To Care Pod
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    32
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
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