🎙️ Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

🎙️ Raggedy Crimes & Chaos brings you the wildest, weirdest, and most unbelievable real crimes. Ranging from ridiculous criminal fails to shocking long-unsolved cases that finally get answers. Some episodes are light and hilarious, others dive into heavier discoveries, cold cases, and unexpected truths. Each story is told with sharp commentary, raggedy energy, and a dose of "I know you lying." New episodes daily as we explore the chaos of real crime, one wild case at a time. https://open.spotify.com/show/0OH3cwqouktTXauJi0dwj7

  1. Apr 3

    568 Days and He Walked Out to Steal a Police Car | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

    After serving 568 days in jail, an Alabama man walked out, saw a corrections vehicle in the parking lot, stole it, and got arrested less than two miles later. Freedom lasted minutes. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we talk about one of the shortest release-to-rearrest timelines imaginable.

    12 min

  2. Apr 2

    Breaking INTO Jail | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

    An Alabama man cut a hole in a jail fence from the outside, crawled in with meth, and tried to sell it to inmates through a broken window. Only to get chased back out through the same hole and arrested. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we get into the rare crime of someone breaking into jail instead of out of it.

    12 min

  3. Apr 1

    Craig Made His Point | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

    A Florida man got so angry that his neighbor kept feeding his pet peacocks that he killed two of them, cooked them, ate them, and confessed it all in a letter. Then told deputies he’d kill the rest when he got out of jail. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we cover one of the darkest and most bizarre neighbor disputes yet.

    12 min

  4. Mar 31

    The Hot Dog Did It | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

    A Florida woman got mad about a neighbor parking near her yard, put on a hot dog costume, and toilet papered the car while drunk at 4 PM on a Monday. No one. Not police. Not the court. Not the public, knows why she was dressed as a hot dog. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down a neighborhood dispute that became a full-costume misdemeanor. What is the most unhinged part of this case?

    12 min

  5. Mar 30

    Inflatable Pool Sailors | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

    Two people launched an inflatable kiddie pool into the Gulf of Mexico during a small craft advisory and had to be rescued by a marine deputy. Because apparently somebody had to learn the hard way that backyard pools are not boats. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we get into the launch, the rescue, and the sheriff’s office reminder that should never have been necessary.

    11 min

  6. Mar 29

    The Happiest Heist on Earth | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

    A man in scuba gear swam across Lake Buena Vista, snuck into a Disney Springs restaurant, tied up two employees, stole up to $20,000, and vanished back into the water. In two minutes. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down one of the most absurd Florida heists ever: the Disney scuba robbery that sounds fake, but absolutely isn’t.

    13 min

  7. Mar 28

    You Poked the Bear | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

    A Florida man stole Smokey Bear signs from state forests and tried to flip them on Facebook Marketplace for $1,900 each, only to get arrested by Smokey Bear himself. Yes, the full costume. Yes, there are photos. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we get into the theft, the investigation, and the moment Florida decided the bear needed to be personally involved.

    14 min

  8. Mar 27

    No Sh**, I Am a Clown | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

    A Florida man who was banned from a shopping plaza returned anyway, in a full clown costume, yelling at no one, carrying a flare gun, and resisting arrest. Officers later found backup clown costumes and red noses in his backpack, like a magic trick gone wrong. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down a trespassing case that escalated into one of the most literal “you look like a clown” moments ever recorded.

    14 min
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🎙️ Raggedy Crimes & Chaos brings you the wildest, weirdest, and most unbelievable real crimes. Ranging from ridiculous criminal fails to shocking long-unsolved cases that finally get answers. Some episodes are light and hilarious, others dive into heavier discoveries, cold cases, and unexpected truths. Each story is told with sharp commentary, raggedy energy, and a dose of "I know you lying." New episodes daily as we explore the chaos of real crime, one wild case at a time. https://open.spotify.com/show/0OH3cwqouktTXauJi0dwj7

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  • Creator
    Raggedy Crimes & Chaos
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    100
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Raggedy Crimes & Chaos
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