Flogs Podcast

Flan, Craig Newman and Uncle Tim Floggins
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Flogs, flog‑adjacent behaviour and the ever‑reliable Flogometer. Each week we unpack the world’s finest acts of floggery — from everyday nuisances to headline‑level offenders. Sometimes it’s a deep dive on one colossal flog, sometimes it’s a whole category (cheaters, scammers, you know the type). It’s loose, a bit inappropriate, and always out of control. You can be a flog… just don’t be the biggest flog.

  1. 3d ago

    Workplace Flogs 2: The Tree Tossing Claimant & Other Wild Work Stories S01E20

    Flan, Craig Newman and Uncle Tim return for Workplace Flogs 2, unpacking some of the most ridiculous workplace incidents ever recorded. From a charity Christmas tree toss that exposed a fraudulent injury claim, to a motel room mishap during “extracurricular activities”, to a train driver who weaponised tarantula skins—this episode has everything. Expect: Flog ratings Legal chaos Unhinged storytelling Safe‑word reminders And a whole lot of workplace stupidity Don’t be a flog—tap Follow and join us next week for Flogs on a Train.

  2. Jul 27

    Flogs in the Workplace Pt 1 – Bob’s VPN Hustle & The Sandwich Heist S01E19

    Flan, Craig, and Uncle Tim kick off the new Flogs in the Workplace series with two certified classics:- Bob, the developer who paid a Chinese firm to do his job while he scrolled Reddit.- Paras Shah, the Citigroup trader earning a million pounds a year… and still nicking sandwiches. It’s a masterclass in the modern hustle — equal parts genius and flog behaviour.Stick around for laughs, questionable definitions, and a teaser for next week’s chaos: the Christmas Tree Tosser.

  3. Jul 20

    World Cup of Flogs (soccer) — What a dumb game S01E17

    In this week’s episode, we tear into soccer’s biggest flogs and funniest scandals. From dictators intimidating locker rooms to Maradona’s “yoghurt defence,” Ronaldo’s hospital‑gown World Cup appearance, and Nike’s murderer‑inspired slogan — nothing is off limits. Highlights include: The 6–0 Argentina “miracle”“Argentina won 6–0 against a Peru team that had previously boasted a strong defence…” Maradona’s banned‑for‑15‑months ephedrine saga Nike’s $160M control over Brazil’s lineup FIFA’s corruption mess in one sentence Craig’s anus‑based rule interpretations Uncle Tim discovering soccer is “actually interesting” Neb, if you’re alive, please check in. Weekly episodes. Zero facts. Maximum flogs.

  4. Jul 13

    Lisa Jane Spencer & the $50k Racism Fundraiser

    This week on Flogs Flan and Craig unpack the meltdown of Lisa Jane Spencer — the Melbourne content creator fired after posting a racist parody video mocking Indigenous people. They go through her Kill Tony set, her claims of being “doxxed,” her GoFundMe haul of over $50k, and her second parody targeting Indian Australians. Flan also launches a counter‑fundraiser supporting All Together Now, aiming to educate people like Lisa and the supporters cheering her on. “Peninsula Hot Springs is aware of concerns… We do not support or endorse content that is inconsistent with our values.”“She stood by her video and apologized to absolutely nobody.” Follow, rate, and share — unless you’re Lisa.

  5. Jul 6

    Titanic Flogs Part 3 – The Final Part We Promise S01e016

    Flan and Craig return for the last leg of their Titanic saga—where the captain’s courage, the iceberg’s attitude, and Stanley Lord’s bedtime routine all get roasted. Expect chaotic storytelling, historical nonsense, and a surprise “wife hack” that might just sink Kmart’s returns desk.Titanic Flogs podcast, comedy history show, Australian humor, Titanic Part 3, shipwreck stories, iceberg jokes, Captain Smith Titanic, Stanley Lord, funny podcast Australia, Flogs series

  6. Jun 29

    Titanic Flogs Part 2 — The Unsinkable Flogs S01e15

    Craig and Flan dive back into the icy chaos of the Titanic disaster, exposing the flogs behind the “unsinkable” myth. From missing lifeboats and brittle rivets to a captain who thought bulkheads were optional, this episode blends comedy and catastrophe in equal measure. Expect absurd theories, questionable history, and people who didn't when they should have did. Sources: Entire episode ripped off from Wikipedia sorrynotsorrybutweretimepoor

  7. Jun 22

    Titanic Flogs Pt 1: Icebergs, Idiots & Lifeboat Fails s01e14

    In this episode of Flogs, Flan and Craig take on the Titanic — and somehow make history sound like a badly organised bucks party on water. We break down the sinking step‑by‑step: the iceberg strike, the botched evacuation, the half‑empty lifeboats, the freezing water, and the SS Californian sitting on its hands. Along the way, Craig derails the story with memories of Kate Winslet, Flan tries to keep the facts straight, and both of them prove they would not survive a maritime emergency. Part 2 drops next week, where we look at the White Star Line, Captain Smith, and whether the SS Californian’s captain was the biggest flog of them all. Sources: Wikipedia

  8. Jun 8

    Pilot Flogs Pt 2: Blind Landings, MH370 & Absolute Aviation Madness

    In this episode, the crew unpacks the Aeroflot Flight 6502 disaster, MH370 theories, and the kind of pilot behaviour that makes you want to stay on the ground forever. Expect chaos, stupidity, and aviation takes no one should trust. Sources:• Aeroflot Flight 6502 – Public aviation accident summaries• Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 – Public investigation records and disappearance data• General aviation safety information – Publicly available flight‑safety resources dark humor podcastcomedy storytellingfunny podcast momentsunhinged podcastchaotic podcastaussie humourbanter podcast

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Flogs, flog‑adjacent behaviour and the ever‑reliable Flogometer. Each week we unpack the world’s finest acts of floggery — from everyday nuisances to headline‑level offenders. Sometimes it’s a deep dive on one colossal flog, sometimes it’s a whole category (cheaters, scammers, you know the type). It’s loose, a bit inappropriate, and always out of control. You can be a flog… just don’t be the biggest flog.

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  • Creator
    Flan, Craig Newman and Uncle Tim Floggins
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Flan, Craig Newman and Uncle Tim Floggins
  • Show Website
    Flogs Podcast