Welcome back to Heightened Babble with Brad Williams (maybe your only dwarf friend) and JB Ball — the comedy podcast that finds the strangest, wildest stories on the internet and brings them to life. In Episode 29 the guys open with tour updates, Patreon launch details, and a brand-new theme song created by their incredible “Nanas.” Then it’s time for Two Tall Tales: an unbelievable headline about a man in Indiana who allegedly cut off and burned his g******s in his mom’s garage (yes, really), followed by a feel-good / hilarious human-interest piece out of Florida — a 76‑year‑old grandma who ends up driving around with the vanity plate SQZA55 (a.k.a. “SQUEEZE ASS”) and decides to keep it after a family vote. Expect loud laughter, shock, long tangents, impressions, and plenty of comedic riffing — plus the usual Brad-and-JB backyard-level philosophy about doorknobs, vanity plates, and medical specialties you didn’t know existed.If you love the show and want more Heightened Babble, we’ve launched Patreon: two main tiers (Babylonians $5 — ad-free episodes; Nanas $10 — ad-free + bonus monthly episode + chat access) and a cheeky executive producer tier if you’re feeling generous. No subscription required to keep listening — this is just bonus stuff for superfans. We also read listener mail, announce tour dates, and react to the best listener submissions (theme-song collab — big thanks to the Nanas!). Hit the links below, leave a voicemail, or email us and tell us your wild vanity plate or the time you were “lit on fire” — we might read it on-air.Chapters / Timecodes00:00 — Intro & tech check: Brad & JB banter01:13 — Episode #29, national junk food day, weird holidays03:20 — Alf, impressions, kids shows with dark finales07:00 — Roller coaster stories & impressions09:00 — Wrestler birthday shoutouts / Celebrity Deathmatch nostalgia13:00 — Patreon announced — tiers explained (Babylonians, Nanas, Exec Producers)25:20 — Listener mail / First-class mail: Theme song contest + mashup reveal30:00 — Two Tall Tales — Story #1: Indiana garage fire / man burns genitals46:45 — Discussion: reattachment surgery & reconstructive urology52:20 — Two Tall Tales — Story #2: Florida grandma’s vanity plate “SQZA55” (SQUEEZE ASS)01:00:50 — Vanity plates, Seinfeld callback & funniest listener plates01:06:05 — Wrap-up, tour updates & how to contact the show01:08:14 — Outro / ask for voicemails and vanity-plate submissionsHeightened Babble is what happens when two stand-up comedians who couldn’t be built more differently take on the world one ridiculous conversation at a time. From comedy and culture to debates, disagreements, and pure nonsense, Brad Willams and JB Ball elevate the art of running their mouths. If you want a comedy podcast that’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining, welcome to Heightened BabbleFollow us on social media!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heightenedbabblepodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heightenedbabblepodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Heightened-Babble-Podcast/61585004459148/X: https://x.com/heightenedbabblBrad's YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy Brad's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomicJB's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jbballcomedyBest YouTube tags heightened babble, Brad Williams, JB Ball, comedy podcast, weird news, true stories, two tall tales, penis on fire, Fort Wayne Indiana, squeeze ass, vanity plate, florida news, funny podcast, comedy duo, podcast highlights, Patreon announcement, podcast tour dates, Alf, celebrity deathmatch, internet headlines, viral stories, sketch comedy reaction, unscripted comedyHashtags (copy into your social post or video description)#HeightenedBabble #BradWilliams #JBBall #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #TwoTallTales #ViralStories #Patreon #VanityPlate #FloridaNews #TrueCrimeComedy #PodcastHighlights#podcast #comedy #comedian #comedians #funny #podcastclips
