Samantha and Teenie are running on fumes — between back-to-school chaos, hiding in the shower for an hour of peace, and losing the ability to form full sentences, this episode has it ALL. Teenie recaps the most beautiful wedding she's ever been to (butter yellow bridesmaids, personalized notes for 100+ guests, Hugo spritzes), while Samantha shares a devastating discovery about dog meat farms that left her questioning everything. Plus: Teenie's 14-year-old asks a surprisingly deep question about cop cars, we dive into celebrity clone conspiracy theories (Usher? Avril? Britney?!), answer our first "Dear Feral" letter about a 13,000km long-distance situationship, debate why modern country stars can't handle their liquor like 80s rock stars, and so much more. Grab a Caesar and settle in — this one's a wild ride. 🤍 Timeline / Chapters: 0:00 Intro & Mom Burnout Is Real 0:51 Ali Wong Live & Dating Younger Men 2:00 Back-to-School Chaos & Losing Our Minds 2:38 "If I Could Be As Thin As My Patience" 3:16 Hiding in the Shower & Overstimulated Mom Life 4:19 Girls' Night Out Plans 5:03 Gigi's Celebration of Life 5:48 How Long Do You Wanna Live? Muscle Mass & Diapers 7:14 The Best Wedding Teenie's Ever Been To 8:31 Butter Yellow Bridesmaids & Personalized Notes 10:40 Wedding Food, Hugo Spritzes & the Morning After Caesar 11:36 What Will Weddings Look Like When Our Kids Get Married? 13:31 Chloe's Devastating (and Hilarious) Goodnight Text 14:53 Parenting Girls: "A Bag Full of Surprise Emotions" 16:33 Bonus Mom Appreciation & Single Mom Respect 17:46 Perimenopause Barbie & Falling Apart 19:12 Summer vs. Fall & El Niña Hopes 20:33 Teenie's Autopilot Drive-Home Fail 22:29 Tim Horton's Breakfast Betrayal 23:53 Colin Scores a Header! Kids' Sports Exhaustion 25:21 "My Favorite Animal Is Moms" — Can't Relate 26:33 Setting Boundaries & Saying No 28:24 The Dog Meat Discovery That Ruined Samantha's Week 32:26 "What Kind of Cars Do Police Drive?" — A 14-Year-Old's Deep Question 35:33 "Dear Feral": 13,000km Long-Distance Situationship Advice 40:30 "She Smiles With Her Lower Teeth" Trend 41:51 Celebrity Clone Conspiracy Theories 44:05 Dawson Gray & the Feral Wisdom Rap We Need 45:01 Why Don't Chickens Wear Underwear? (Joke) 46:01 Why Modern Country Stars Can't Party Like 80s Rock Stars 48:41 Lindsay Clancy Trial Discussion 55:05 TV Recs: Tires, Reacher, Kitchen Nightmares 57:19 Devil's Elbow BBQ & Teenie's Brisket Dreams 59:51 Goat Poop Stickers Explained 1:00:19 Outro & Love to the Feral Freaks Feral Wisdom, Feral Wisdom podcast, Feral Wisdom episode 43, mom podcast, mom burnout, back to school mom, parenting podcast, celebrity clone conspiracy, Usher clone, Avril Lavigne Melissa, dog meat China, long distance relationship advice, wedding recap, butter yellow bridesmaids, Ali Wong, perimenopause, mom life, overstimulated mom, hiding from kids, mom comedy podcast, Lindsay Clancy trial, country singers canceling concerts, 80s rock stars, Kitchen Nightmares, Tires Netflix, Reacher, Devil's Elbow BBQ, cop cars, Dear Feral, mom advice column, parenting girls, bonus mom, stepmom appreciation, single mom, mom mental health, setting boundaries, saying no as a mom, kids sports, soccer mom, hockey mom, summer burnout, fall weather, El Niña, Tim Hortons, celebrity conspiracy theories, Britney Spears clone, Jim Carrey clone, Dawson Gray, Nashville wedding, Sandpiper Resort, Hugo spritz, brisket, barbecue, goat poop sticker, Tofino, comedy podcast, women podcast, best friend podcast
