The International Race of Hammpions

Hammpions Broadcast International
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Hammpions Broadcast International is proud to present the world's premier multinational automotive drive-time radio on the World Wide Web. Sit back with Caleb, Geno and Justin "The Juice" on your morning drive as they broadcast from the Studios of Hammpions in Rio de Janeiro, Knoxville and the Twin Cities. Grab yourself a jug of sweet tea, take a listen and may the Stellantis be with you. New broadcasts: Thursday 11P ET/ Friday at midnight BRT

  1. 3d ago

    Episode 25: Lucky Strikes for Halloween

    Broadcast Notes This week’s broadcast is brought to you by Crazy Ivan’s Dead Peasant Insurance. For an extra fee, we can make sure your employees are actually in danger. Geno installs a wideband in the 940 and discovers exactly how much fuel he’s wasting. The proposed solution is more turbo, naturally. Meanwhile, the crew compares GPA-lowering campus activities, questions who should really be managing this media, and attracts the attention of a Surgeon General who takes the “General” part literally. At the HBI international news desk, RFK’s brain worm gets a spacesuit and New Zealand stages a surprisingly welcome takeover. A Reddit argument about the DSA opens the door to communist factionalism, revisionism with excellent eyebrows, and the discovery that the bottom-left corner of the political compass might be a gay bar. Also on the docket: karaoke misunderstandings, French suspension engineering, frozen Butterfingers, liquid-nitrogen piña coladas, and a San Antonio trip with absolutely no respect for the Alamo. Back in the automotive department, The Juice prepares for commercial-driving paperwork, the crew debates racetracks, and WRC’s arrival in East Tennessee provides fresh motivation to resurrect Geno’s lifted 245. HBI immediately identifies a corresponding need for life insurance. Finally, an invitation goes out to Yanis Varoufakis and the broadcast attempts to sign off approximately six times. Check your oil. Winterize your boat. Go f*****g vote. Questions, comments, and strongly worded ideological corrections to provide fuel for Geno's desperately needed fire: mailbag@irohpodcast.com Read transcript

  2. Oct 25

    EP 24: Welcome Back My Friends

    Broadcast Notes Caleb returns from Crazy Ivan’s Brazilian gulag with tales of artisan coffee, cheese bread, and a Fiat-powered escape. Meanwhile, Geno winterizes the irrigation, The Juice takes the Stagea to the Dragon, and the hosts acquire a feline audience. Then it’s back to resurrecting dead automotive nameplates: Red Line Saturn wagons, improbable British sports cars, French executive luxury, and a Vector with entirely too much turbo lag. Along the way: Brazilian pizza, taxes on taxes, Waffle House, moth people, and checking whether your old Volkswagen is still someone else’s problem. Welcome back, my friends, to the broadcast that never ends. Check your oil. If there’s none under it, there’s none in it. Flames to warm Geno's ice shack can go to mailbag@irohpodcast.com Read transcript

  3. Oct 16

    Episode 23: Touching the Face of Pod

    Broadcast Notes This week’s broadcast comes to you from 94.4 KPRK, where Justin and Geno have finally slipped the bondage of editorial control and established an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Meanwhile, Caleb has gone into hiding in Brazil following a deeply questionable electoral name-change scheme, leaving the remaining hosts to take turns acting as a sort of executive officer of the week. Fleet maintenance: the Expedition (FOUR SIX MOD MOTOR BABY) continues leaking fluids, the Stagea gets fresh brake fluid and a Flex Tape intervention, and Geno prepares for crunchy rain season. The Juice also explores the entertainment potential of vintage JDM navigation screens, including the important achievement of driving a Stagea inside a Stagea. Then the executive committee gets down to business: reviving America’s discontinued automotive nameplates. There are cheap sporty coupes, a quad-turbo V12 Lincoln Zephyr, a Corvair made from a backwards Volt, and an Eldorado large enough to obstruct international shipping. Oldsmobile somehow ends up on the moon, and Dodge presents the toughest philosophical question of the evening: Neon or Viper? The committee’s findings are clear: giant coupes, tiny coupes, and wagons for everything in between. Don't forget to check your oil. If it’s not leaking, it’s probably low. Send flames to keep Geno warm during the long, cold Minnesota winter to the following address: mailbag@irohpodcast.com Read transcript

  4. Oct 9

    Episode 22: The International Race of Malörtians

    Broadcast Notes On this week's broadcast, Geno returns from The Alaskan Foreign Legion, The Juice casts off the aftermarket heathens and Caleb reveals the ancient origins of the rotary engine. The crew wraps with their marque-by-marque rundown of how Stellantis can fix their lineup problems, once and for all. Raise the lowered and we'll see y'all next week. As always, you can find us on all of the following: Website: https://irohpodcast.com/ Bluesky: @irohpodcast.com Instagram: @iroh_show YouTube: @irohshow Read transcript

  5. Oct 2

    Episode 21: The Alaskan Foreign Legion

    Broadcast Notes This week’s episode is brought to you by Hammpions Broadcast International affiliate WORS-FM - Jacksboro - Seymour - Ballplay. 

 Geno’s gone missing and Crazy Ivan has some explaining to do. Caleb and The Juice are holding down the fort with ADM (Appalachian Dance Music), questionable car fantasies, and a game that implies GMT800 is always the answer.

 Sit back, tune in and enjoy the caviar. We’ll see y’all ‘round. Read transcript

  6. Sep 25

    Episode 20: Put Up Your (Iron) Dukes

    Broadcast Notes The International Race of Hammpions is a product of Hammpions Broadcast International, a division of HBI World Media. This week's sponsor is Crazy Ivan's Soviet Surplus, your home for surplus icebreakers and more. Junkyard luxury Rally dreams A continued fondness for the French Winter tires Spec LLV Pixie for city council Spec Vega Cadillac horns Read transcript

  7. Sep 18

    Episode 19: The Language of Horsepower

    Broadcast Notes This week's broadcast is sponsored by Crazy Ivan's Automotive Center - East Tennessee's home for prime Soviet motoring and more. This broadcast is also brought to you by HBI affiliate WORS-FM: The Powerhouse of the South. Featuring: The Walmart Automotive Center Gear lube Junkyard tools Technicals Automotive detailing Discovering community Slugburgers Appalachian folklore Bluegrass The Language of Horsepower As always, comments, hate mail and flames to fire up the barbecue can be sent to mailbag@irohpodcast.com Read transcript

  8. Sep 11

    EP 18: A Different DMV

    Notes from the Editor: This week's episode is brought to you by HBI affiliate 99.7 - The HAMM, serving the cities of Lutts, Cypress Inn and Walnut Grove. We'd also like to give a shout-out to their advertisers: Crazy Ivan's Automotive Center - The Tri-State Area's home for Soviet Motoring Excellence Antonio's Italian Car Specialists - Our service will have you saying "Fix it again, Tony" Delta Force Appalachian Snail Extract - Protect your mind, smooth your brain, enhance your movements. In this episode: Geno’s winter wheel procedure is continuing as planned. Please avoid saying “green and gold” near an unrestrained Brett Favre. Justin has secured Tennessee plates. Some more talking about upcoming projects happens. and much more... Don't forget to check your washer fluid and cash in those Menards rebates, and we'll see y'all next week. Comments, flames and roasted marshmallows are welcome at mailbag@irohpodcast.com Read transcript

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Hammpions Broadcast International is proud to present the world's premier multinational automotive drive-time radio on the World Wide Web. Sit back with Caleb, Geno and Justin "The Juice" on your morning drive as they broadcast from the Studios of Hammpions in Rio de Janeiro, Knoxville and the Twin Cities. Grab yourself a jug of sweet tea, take a listen and may the Stellantis be with you. New broadcasts: Thursday 11P ET/ Friday at midnight BRT

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  • Creator
    Hammpions Broadcast International
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2026 - Hammpions Broadcast International
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