1800 CHATLINE

Amy Dickinson and Jayde Buchan

1-800 CHAT LINE is your go-to hotline for Married at First Sight Australia recaps, dating chaos, and unfiltered relationship talk. Hosted by Amz Dicko (serial dater, permanently in the trenches) and Jayde (Amy's plus one), we break down MAFS episodes, reality TV drama, and modern dating mistakes - mostly our own. From hot takes and call-ins to bad decisions and better standards, this is a MAFS recap podcast for anyone watching along and screaming at their TV. Follow the podcast for weekly MAFS Australia breakdowns and brutally honest dating commentary.

Episodes

  1. 1D AGO

    Episode 7 - MAFS Australia Season 13 Episodes 5, 6 & 7 Recap: Dinner Party Drama & Revelations Week

    MAFS Australia Season 13 officially hit its stride this week - and things escalated fast. We wrapped up the weddings with Filip & Stella and Grayson & Julia finally tying the knot. Two very different vibes, two very different pairings, and already some early tells about who might thrive… and who might combust. First impressions matter on MAFS, and these weddings gave us plenty to dissect. Then came the first ever dinner party - and you know what that means. Champagne, tension, and the feud we all saw coming. Bec vs Gia erupted in real time, turning polite side-eyes into a full-blown clash. Alliances were drawn, words were said, and the group dynamic officially fractured. Welcome to the experiment, babes. And just when everyone was feeling fragile, we rolled straight into Revelations Week. Audition tapes exposed. Hard-hitting questions asked. Egos bruised. Trust tested. Plus, the infamous photo ranking task made its return - and for the first time ever, the women absolutely fumbled it harder than the men. A shocking role reversal that had jaws on the floor and relationships spiralling. We break down why this task landed so differently this season, and what it reveals about power, perception, and insecurity in the experiment. We cover it all in MAFS Episodes 5–7 and 1-800 Chatline Episode 7 - with hot takes, group chat energy, and zero sugar-coating. Who’s already doomed? Who surprised us? And who is absolutely not surviving Revelations Week? 🎧 New MAFS Australia Season 13 recaps dropping all season 👉 Follow the podcast so you don’t miss a single unhinged moment

    49 min
  2. 5D AGO

    Episode 6 - MAFS Australia Season 13 Episode 4 Recap: Accusations, Side-Eyes & the Villain Doubling Down

    MAFS Australia Season 13, Episode 4 delivered jealousy, new couples, and our villain continuing to villain. We kick things off with Bec and Danny, whose relationship officially hits turbulence when Bec accuses Danny of looking at another woman. A moment that spirals fast - insecurity, defensiveness, and a fight that leaves us asking… is this a red flag moment or a full-blown warning sign? We unpack who’s right, who’s reaching, and whether this is something they can actually come back from. Then, we meet our newest intruders, Rebecca and Steve - the oldest couple in the experiment and, dare we say, a rare glimmer of hope? Mature, measured, and refreshingly calm, they feel like a palate cleanser after the chaos. But is potential enough to survive MAFS pressure… or are we getting ahead of ourselves? And of course, Chris. Still here. Still awful. Still proving why he’s this season’s token villain. Every episode gives us more reason to side-eye his behaviour, and Episode 4 is no exception. The red flags aren’t subtle anymore - they’re basically being waved directly at the camera. Is Bec and Danny already cracked beyond repair? Will Rebecca and Steve be the surprise success story? And how much worse is Chris going to get? We break it all down - with opinions, receipts, and zero chill. 🎧 New MAFS Australia Season 13 recaps dropping all season 👉 Follow the podcast so you don’t miss a single messy moment

    32 min
  3. FEB 5

    Episode 5 - MAFS Australia Season 13 Episode 3 Recap: Two New Weddings, One Villain Origin Story

    Last night’s MAFS Australia Season 13, Episode 3 gave us two brand-new couples and… yep, the villain has officially entered the chat. First up, we meet Bec and Danny. Things start off suspiciously well - chemistry, vibes, optimism - until the honeymoon hits and suddenly we’re asking: how did we get here so fast? From smooth sailing to 🚩 real quick, and we break down exactly where it all went wrong. Then… Chris and Brooke. Chris, our season’s self-appointed alpha, was paired with model bride Brooke - and the wedding moment said EVERYTHING. When the celebrant asked for a kiss to seal the deal, Brooke said ✨absolutely not✨ and served him a cheek kiss only. Awkward? Yes. Telling? Also yes. Is this going to work… or are we already watching the slow-motion crash? And let’s talk about Chris’ vibes, because WOW. He proudly hates “needy” people, people who fake tan, and fat people - and somehow expects us to believe he’s the catch? The misogyny is loud, the red flags are waving, and we unpack why he’s already giving season villain energy. Is Bec and Danny salvageable? Is Brooke already emotionally checked out? And how long before Chris says something truly unforgivable? We’ve got thoughts. Many of them. If you love MAFS Australia recaps, reality TV commentary, and pop culture hot takes, this episode is for you. 🎧 New MAFS Australia Season 13 recaps dropping all season 👉 Follow the podcast so you don’t miss a single messy moment

    31 min
  4. FEB 4

    Episode 4 -MAFS Australia Season 13 Episode 2 Recap: Two Weddings & Main Character Energy

    MAFS Australia Season 13 Episode 2 delivered two weddings, early chaos, and our first real taste of drama. In this Married at First Sight Australia recap, we break down Luke & Mel’s wedding and the spectacle that was Gia & Scott. Gia arrived with undeniable main character energy, a bridal party that felt more like a cast, and a “Man of Honour” (yes, we’re coining that) who immediately made himself essential to the plot. We also need to talk about Will and Georgia - the winged monkeys have arrived. The fight that unravelled before Gia’s wedding saw Will briefly steal the spotlight, giving Gia a run for her money in the main-character stakes (even if he’s firmly a side character). And if that wasn’t enough, we had a dial-in caller drop some tea on Steven 👀☕️ Listen to the end of the episode to get the full scoop. We’re calling it early: Gia is here to carry the drama, Episode 2 has set the tone for a chaotic MAFS Australia Season 13, and we’re fully seated. If you love MAFS Australia recaps, reality TV commentary, and pop culture hot takes, this episode is a must-listen. 🎧 New MAFS Australia Season 13 recaps dropping all season - follow the podcast so you don’t miss the chaos. MAFS Australia Season 13 Episode 2 delivered two weddings, early chaos, and our first real taste of drama. In this Married at First Sight Australia recap, we break down Luke & Mel’s wedding and the spectacle that was Gia & Scott. Gia arrived with undeniable main character energy, a bridal party that felt more like a cast, and a “Man of Honour” (yes, we’re coining that) who immediately made himself essential to the plot. We also need to talk about Will and Georgia - the winged monkeys have arrived. The fight that unravelled before Gia’s wedding saw Will briefly steal the spotlight, giving Gia a run for her money in the main-character stakes (even if he’s firmly a side character). And if that wasn’t enough, we had a dial-in caller drop some tea on Steven 👀☕️ Listen to the end of the episode to get the full scoop. We’re calling it early: Gia is here to carry the drama, Episode 2 has set the tone for a chaotic MAFS Australia Season 13, and we’re fully seated. If you love MAFS Australia recaps, reality TV commentary, and pop culture hot takes, this episode is a must-listen. 🎧 New MAFS Australia Season 13 recaps dropping all season - follow the podcast so you don’t miss the chaos.

    42 min

About

1-800 CHAT LINE is your go-to hotline for Married at First Sight Australia recaps, dating chaos, and unfiltered relationship talk. Hosted by Amz Dicko (serial dater, permanently in the trenches) and Jayde (Amy's plus one), we break down MAFS episodes, reality TV drama, and modern dating mistakes - mostly our own. From hot takes and call-ins to bad decisions and better standards, this is a MAFS recap podcast for anyone watching along and screaming at their TV. Follow the podcast for weekly MAFS Australia breakdowns and brutally honest dating commentary.

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