The Elusive Dick Podcast

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The Elusive Dick is a dating podcast, comedy podcast, and relationships podcast offering a fresh perspective on midlife dating, dating apps, and dating younger men. Blending cultural commentary with lived experience, the show proves that dating again doesn’t have to be exhausting—it can be funny, freeing, and unexpectedly revealing.

  1. 1d ago

    Dating Vocabulary | The Elusive Dick Podcast (Ep. 31)

    In this episode of The Elusive Dick, Marjorie puts Barbara to the test with a crash course in modern dating vocabulary. From decoding the latest dating terms to figuring out what exactly “shreking” means, the ladies discover just how quickly the language of dating has evolved—and whether they can keep up.   The conversation turns to the elusive idea of “the spark” and why so many of us keep searching for the same feeling we experienced in past relationships. Marjorie and Barbara also talk about their experiences dating older men, why some seem increasingly reluctant to actually go out, and what that says about modern dating and connection. And, naturally, they get into the difference between a Black Cat and Golden Retriever boyfriend—and which one might actually make the better partner.   It’s a candid, funny look at dating after 50, attraction, chemistry, dating trends, and the constantly changing vocabulary of relationships.   Topics include: dating after 50, modern dating vocabulary, dating terms, the spark, chemistry and attraction, shreking, golden retriever boyfriend, black cat boyfriend, older men dating, modern relationships, dating trends, relationship advice   The Elusive Dick offers a different perspective on dating and relationships, blending comedy with cultural commentary for women navigating love, desire, and independence later in life. Whether you're single, dating again, trying to understand modern dating slang, or wondering why finding chemistry feels different these days, this podcast proves it's never too late to rewrite the rules.   New episodes weekly on dating, relationships, and modern love.   Podcast Episode Disclaimer: The stories shared on this podcast are based on personal experiences. Certain details, names, identifying characteristics, timelines, and circumstances may be changed or condensed for privacy and storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This podcast reflects personal opinions and lived experiences. The content of this podcast is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. Stories may include composites of real experiences and may be modified to protect the privacy of individuals. No statements are intended as factual claims about any specific person.

  2. Aug 23

    Summer Dating in NYC | The Elusive Dick Podcast (Ep. 30)

    In this episode of The Elusive Dick, Marjorie and Barbara unpack a truly unsettling dating story involving a couples therapist who may not have been exactly who he presented himself to be. The experience sparks a bigger conversation about dating red flags, authenticity, trust, and how to recognize when someone's words and actions don't match.   The ladies also explore the surprising benefits of staying on dating apps while traveling internationally, sharing stories from dating in other countries and discussing whether getting out of your usual environment can change the way you connect with people. They talk about the importance of communicating exactly what you want, who is actually paying attention, and who is—or isn't—a good student when it comes to dating.   And then there's the question nobody wants to admit: Have you ever reached back out to someone simply because you were bored? Marjorie and Barbara unpack why boredom is not chemistry, nostalgia isn't necessarily connection, and sometimes the best dating decision is leaving an old door closed.   Topics include: dating after 50, dating while traveling, international dating, dating apps, dating red flags, communication in dating, relationship authenticity, online dating, emotional availability, modern dating, dating advice   The Elusive Dick offers a different perspective on dating and relationships, blending comedy with cultural commentary for women navigating love, desire, and independence later in life. Whether you're single, dating again, traveling solo, navigating online dating, or trying to spot the difference between genuine connection and a major red flag, this podcast proves it's never too late to rewrite the rules.   New episodes weekly on dating, relationships, and modern love.   Podcast Episode Disclaimer: The stories shared on this podcast are based on personal experiences. Certain details, names, identifying characteristics, timelines, and circumstances may be changed or condensed for privacy and storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This podcast reflects personal opinions and lived experiences. The content of this podcast is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. Stories may include composites of real experiences and may be modified to protect the privacy of individuals. No statements are intended as factual claims about any specific person.

  3. Aug 16

    Is This Thing On? with Irina | The Elusive Dick Podcast (Ep. 29)

    In this episode of The Elusive Dick, Marjorie and Barbara are joined once again by fan-favorite guest Irina for an unfiltered catch-up on the latest twists in their dating lives. From unforgettable new characters to the season's official pen pal awards and the prize for the weirdest dating experience yet, the ladies recap the highs, the lows, and everything in between that makes modern dating both hilarious and unpredictable.   The conversation explores one of the biggest challenges in dating today: communication. Why do some people communicate with confidence while others disappear, breadcrumb, or keep you as a permanent pen pal? Marjorie continues to leave a lasting impression everywhere she goes, while Barbara opens up about feeling a little more reflective than usual and what she's learning through this season of dating. Along the way, Irina offers thoughtful perspective, and the trio answers listener questions with their signature mix of honesty, humor, and real-life experience.   It’s a candid look at dating after 50, communication, emotional availability, relationship patterns, and how laughter can help us navigate even the strangest dating moments.   Topics include: dating after 50, communication in relationships, online dating, pen pal dating, emotional availability, modern dating, dating stories, relationship advice, listener questions, dating red flags   The Elusive Dick offers a different perspective on dating and relationships, blending comedy with cultural commentary for women navigating love, desire, and independence later in life. Whether you're single, navigating online dating, trying to decode mixed signals, or simply looking for relatable dating stories and plenty of laughs, this podcast proves it's never too late to rewrite the rules.   New episodes weekly on dating, relationships, and modern love.   Check out Irina's website, services and supportive programs offered in person and virtually at: https://mailchi.mp/646c0e16e378/return-to-self-collective And at https://fragrantwellness.com/   Irina Gubenko Email: holisticmindhearttherapynyc@gmail.com Phone: 914-236-0554 Therapist Profile: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/irina-gubenko-new-york-ny/1677719 IG: @holistic_mind_heart_therapy   Podcast Episode Disclaimer: The stories shared on this podcast are based on personal experiences. Certain details, names, identifying characteristics, timelines, and circumstances may be changed or condensed for privacy and storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This podcast reflects personal opinions and lived experiences. The content of this podcast is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. Stories may include composites of real experiences and may be modified to protect the privacy of individuals. No statements are intended as factual claims about any specific person.

  4. Aug 9

    The Body Keeps Score with Irina | The Elusive Dick Podcast (Ep. 28)

    In this episode of The Elusive Dick, Marjorie and Barbara welcome back Irina for a powerful conversation exploring the connection between the mind, body, and emotions. Together, they dive into somatic healing, emotional awareness, and why the experiences we carry often live in our bodies long after we've moved on mentally. From relationships to personal growth, the ladies explore what it really means to heal from the inside out.   The conversation examines how emotion is energy in motion, the role of group therapy and collective healing, and why community can be one of the most effective tools for personal transformation. Irina also shares her perspective on our connection to the moon and its cycles, why some people feel significant life changes during new moons and full moons, and how paying attention to our inner world can reveal what truly needs our attention. Together, they discuss the importance of slowing down, listening to your body, and creating space for authentic healing.   It’s a candid look at emotional healing, somatic practices, self-awareness, and building healthier relationships by first understanding yourself.   Topics include: somatic healing, emotional wellness, the body keeps score, group therapy, emotional intelligence, holistic healing, moon cycles, self-discovery, women's wellness, personal growth, relationship health   The Elusive Dick offers a different perspective on dating and relationships, blending comedy with cultural commentary for women navigating love, desire, and independence later in life. Whether you're single, healing after a relationship, exploring holistic wellness, or looking to build deeper connections with yourself and others, this podcast proves that the path to healthier relationships begins within.   New episodes weekly on dating, relationships, and modern love.   Check out Irina's website, services and supportive programs offered in person and virtually at: https://mailchi.mp/646c0e16e378/return-to-self-collective And at https://fragrantwellness.com/   Irina Gubenko Email: holisticmindhearttherapynyc@gmail.com Phone: 914-236-0554 Therapist Profile: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/irina-gubenko-new-york-ny/1677719 IG: @holistic_mind_heart_therapy   Podcast Episode Disclaimer: The stories shared on this podcast are based on personal experiences. Certain details, names, identifying characteristics, timelines, and circumstances may be changed or condensed for privacy and storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This podcast reflects personal opinions and lived experiences. The content of this podcast is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. Stories may include composites of real experiences and may be modified to protect the privacy of individuals. No statements are intended as factual claims about any specific person.

  5. Aug 2

    Summer Lovin' | The Elusive Dick Podcast (Ep. 27)

    In this episode of The Elusive Dick, Marjorie and Barbara catch up after a summer dating slump, sharing the latest updates on their romantic lives and the mindset shifts helping them get back out there. From new connections to familiar faces, the ladies discuss what happens when you give someone another chance, why leveling up can change your dating experience, and the unexpected twists that keep modern dating anything but predictable.   The conversation dives into one of the most frustrating questions in online dating: why do guys suddenly go radio silent? Marjorie and Barbara unpack ghosting, inconsistent communication, and what silence can really mean. Barbara shares what happened when she went back to the well—and why her connection with someone may have leveled up altogether. Along the way, the ladies chat about the World Cup, answer listener questions, and offer honest, funny, and relatable insights into navigating today's dating landscape.   It’s a candid look at dating after 50, ghosting, communication, emotional availability, and finding confidence in every stage of the dating journey.   Topics include: dating after 50, ghosting, why men stop texting, radio silence in dating, online dating, modern dating, communication in relationships, dating advice, emotional availability, listener questions   The Elusive Dick offers a different perspective on dating and relationships, blending comedy with cultural commentary for women navigating love, desire, and independence later in life. Whether you're single, navigating online dating, wondering why someone disappeared, or simply looking for real dating stories and plenty of laughs, this podcast proves it's never too late to rewrite the rules.   New episodes weekly on dating, relationships, and modern love.   Please reach out with Dating Questions and Inquiries at: theelusivedickpodcast@gmail.com   Follow us on Spotify, Apple Music, and everywhere you get your podcasts!   Podcast Episode Disclaimer: The stories shared on this podcast are based on personal experiences. Certain details, names, identifying characteristics, timelines, and circumstances may be changed or condensed for privacy and storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This podcast reflects personal opinions and lived experiences. The content of this podcast is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. Stories may include composites of real experiences and may be modified to protect the privacy of individuals. No statements are intended as factual claims about any specific person.

  6. Jul 26

    Building Better Relationships With Mark | The Elusive Dick Podcast (Ep. 26)

    In this episode of The Elusive Dick, Marjorie and Barbara are joined by Barbara's longtime friend Mark for a thoughtful conversation that blends personal experience with professional insight into modern relationships. Together, they explore what creates lasting connection, why authenticity matters, and how our friendships and romantic relationships evolve throughout different seasons of life.   The conversation dives into the Five Love Languages, the famous 36 Questions That Lead to Love, and the idea that friendships naturally change over time. Mark shares his perspective on building meaningful relationships, the importance of community, and why finding your authentic self is one of the greatest gifts you can bring to both friendships and dating. Whether you're searching for a partner, strengthening an existing relationship, or investing in the people already in your life, this episode offers practical insights and plenty of heartfelt conversation.   It’s a candid look at modern dating, emotional connection, authentic relationships, personal growth, and why the strongest relationships begin with knowing yourself.   Topics include: five love languages, 36 questions to fall in love, authentic relationships, modern dating, emotional connection, healthy relationships, community, friendship, personal growth, relationship advice   The Elusive Dick offers a different perspective on dating and relationships, blending comedy with cultural commentary for women navigating love, desire, and independence later in life. Whether you're single, navigating online dating, strengthening your relationships, or building a deeper sense of community, this podcast proves it's never too late to create meaningful connections.   New episodes weekly on dating, relationships, and modern love.   Please reach out with Dating Questions and Inquiries at: theelusivedickpodcast@gmail.com   Follow us on Spotify, Apple Music, and everywhere you get your podcasts!   Podcast Episode Disclaimer: The stories shared on this podcast are based on personal experiences. Certain details, names, identifying characteristics, timelines, and circumstances may be changed or condensed for privacy and storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This podcast reflects personal opinions and lived experiences. The content of this podcast is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. Stories may include composites of real experiences and may be modified to protect the privacy of individuals. No statements are intended as factual claims about any specific person.

  7. Jul 19

    Times Square Kiss | The Elusive Dick Podcast (Ep. 25)

    In this episode of The Elusive Dick, Marjorie and Barbara catch up on the latest twists in their dating lives, from a Fourth of July boat excursion on the Hudson River together to unexpected reconnections over the holiday weekend and the conversations that can change the course of a relationship. The ladies share updates on new connections, an unfortunate Times Square kiss, some daily texting updates, and why old flings have a way of resurfacing just when you think you've moved on.   The conversation dives into one of the biggest questions in modern dating: when is it time to have the exclusivity talk? Along the way, Marjorie and Barbara unpack "unsportsmanlike behavior" in flirting, discuss the fine line between being "intimidated yet drawn" to someone by revisit the latest Staten Island Chronicles, and ask the question nearly every dater eventually faces: what are any of us really looking for on dating apps anyway?   It’s a candid look at dating after 50, exclusivity, online dating, relationship expectations, and how communication, chemistry, and timing all play a role in finding meaningful connection.   Topics include: dating after 50, exclusivity in dating, dating apps, online dating, holiday romance, relationship expectations, emotional availability, dating communication, modern dating, dating stories   The Elusive Dick offers a different perspective on dating and relationships, blending comedy with cultural commentary for women navigating love, desire, and independence later in life. Whether you're single, navigating online dating, wondering when to define the relationship, or just here for the laughs, this podcast proves it's never too late to rewrite the rules.   New episodes weekly on dating, relationships, and modern love. Please reach out with Dating Questions and Inquiries at: theelusivedickpodcast@gmail.com   Follow us on Spotify, Apple Music, and everywhere you get your podcasts!   Podcast Episode Disclaimer: The stories shared on this podcast are based on personal experiences. Certain details, names, identifying characteristics, timelines, and circumstances may be changed or condensed for privacy and storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This podcast reflects personal opinions and lived experiences. The content of this podcast is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. Stories may include composites of real experiences and may be modified to protect the privacy of individuals. No statements are intended as factual claims about any specific person.

  8. Jul 12

    Healing, Community, & Women's Wellness With Irina | The Elusive Dick Podcast (Ep. 24)

    In this episode of The Elusive Dick, Marjorie and Barbara welcome back Irina for an inspiring conversation about healing, personal growth, and why building a strong relationship with yourself is the foundation for every healthy relationship. As she launches a new women's program through La Femme Rose, Irina shares how creating spaces for connection, support, and community can help women navigate life's transitions with greater confidence and clarity.   The conversation explores a holistic approach to wellness, the importance of finding your way back to yourself after life's challenges, and why surrounding yourself with supportive women can be transformational. Whether you're rebuilding after a relationship, navigating a new chapter, or simply looking for a community that understands your journey, the ladies discuss how meaningful connection extends far beyond dating and into every part of life.   It’s a candid look at self-discovery, emotional healing, women's empowerment, and how investing in yourself creates healthier relationships with others.   Check out Irina's website, services and supportive programs offered in person and virtually at: https://mailchi.mp/646c0e16e378/return-to-self-collective   And at https://fragrantwellness.com/   Irina Gubenko Email: holisticmindhearttherapynyc@gmail.com Phone: 914-236-0554 Therapist Profile: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/irina-gubenko-new-york-ny/1677719 IG: @holistic_mind_heart_therapy   Topics include: women's wellness, holistic healing, self-discovery, personal growth, women's community, emotional healing, dating after 50, relationship wellness, women's empowerment, modern relationships   The Elusive Dick offers a different perspective on dating and relationships, blending comedy with cultural commentary for women navigating love, desire, and independence later in life. Whether you're single, dating again, healing after a relationship, or looking for a supportive community of women, this podcast proves that the most important relationship you'll ever build is the one with yourself.   New episodes weekly on dating, relationships, and modern love.   Please reach out with Dating Questions and Inquiries at: theelusivedickpodcast@gmail.com   Follow us on Spotify, Apple Music, and everywhere you get your podcasts!   Podcast Episode Disclaimer: The stories shared on this podcast are based on personal experiences. Certain details, names, identifying characteristics, timelines, and circumstances may be changed or condensed for privacy and storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This podcast reflects personal opinions and lived experiences. The content of this podcast is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. Stories may include composites of real experiences and may be modified to protect the privacy of individuals. No statements are intended as factual claims about any specific person.

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The Elusive Dick is a dating podcast, comedy podcast, and relationships podcast offering a fresh perspective on midlife dating, dating apps, and dating younger men. Blending cultural commentary with lived experience, the show proves that dating again doesn’t have to be exhausting—it can be funny, freeing, and unexpectedly revealing.

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