Don't Quote Us Podcast

Naim Golden

5.0 (2)
Comedy

Two mics. Real opinions. Unfiltered conversations. Don’t Quote Us Podcast blends comedy, culture, and real-life talk every episode. Tap in… just don’t quote us.

May 27

The Internet Has Changed

Episode 11 gets real. We kick things off talking about cancel culture and the James Charles controversy before diving into deeper conversations about mental health, addictions, manipulation, and how certain relationships can change a person. We also compare what TikTok used to be versus what it is now, including the differences between single life and married life on social media. Somewhere along the way we get into pity parties, getting too comfortable too fast in relationships, random Urban Dictionary definitions, and even the McKenzie Shirilla case. One of our more unfiltered and layered conversations yet.

1h 6m
May 25

Lemon Party

Episode 10 of Don’t Quote Us gets all over the place in the best way possible. We kick things off with some absolutely wild Urban Dictionary definitions before getting into a major announcement: Sway is stepping away as cohost, and Garrett is officially taking over the seat moving forward. From there, the conversation somehow turns into “Chud The Builder,” the unspoken rules of adulthood with our “as a grown man you shouldn’t…” segment, and a handful of tweets that sparked some hilarious and real discussions. We wrap things up with a deeper conversation about fatherhood and parenting — the struggles, lessons learned, and advice we’d give to soon-to-be parents trying to figure it all out.

1h 8m
May 4

The Idaho Special

Sway’s out this episode, but we still bring the heat. We cover our Phrase of the Week, wild “Florida Man” stories, and viral TikToks like the China Sky Ladder. We also get into TikTok culture — from lives and relationships to how pranks can go too far — plus our “Who Ain’t Sh*t” segment, a funny Qdoba story, and Tweet of the Week to close it out. Real talk, internet chaos, and plenty of laughs — Don’t Quote Us.

1h 28m
Apr 14

We ARE The Assholes

back with another episode of the Don’t Quote Us podcast 🎙️ this episode we get into sway’s wild past dating life, react to some reddit stories, and debate what’s REALLY too far to drive for… you know what 😭 make sure to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE! Follow Us: Instagram: @who.sway @naimgolden TikTok: www.tiktok.com/dontquoteuspod1 www.tiktok.com/naimgolden0 www.tiktok.com/who.swayy Timestamps: 0:00 – Blind Ranking 11:20 – Intro / Pod BTS Talk 23:55 – Tweet of the Week (StairMaster) 29:15 – Tweet of the Week (Driving Debate) 33:50 – 90 Day Fiancé Type Beat 42:40 – Sway Realizes His Crazy Past 47:07 – Wedding Performer Picks 53:50 – “You Ain’t Sh*t” Segment 59:48 – Reddit: Am I The Ahole? 1:05:57 – Reddit: Am I The Ahole? (Part 2) 1:13:44 – Outro

1h 18m
Apr 6

We Might Be Sick

We’re back after a 2-week break! 🙌 In this episode, we tried something a little different with the audio—let us know what you think. If it’s not hitting, we’ll go back to the usual setup. This one is also lightly edited, so you’re getting a raw, unfiltered vibe—just like the old pod days. Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE!!! Follow us on socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/who.sway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/naimgolden TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@naimgolden0 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@who.sway TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dontquoteuspod1

1h 21m
Mar 16

Your MOM is DATING Your BEST FRIEND!!

In this episode we get into everything from women’s college basketball, wild listener questions, toxic relationships, and some hilarious real-life scenarios. Nothing is off limits — just real conversations, hot takes, and plenty of laughs. 👇 DON’T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE! Follow our socials: Instagram • https://www.instagram.com/who.sway • https://www.instagram.com/naimgolden TikTok • https://www.tiktok.com/dontquoteuspod1 • https://www.tiktok.com/naimgolden0 • https://www.tiktok.com/who.swayy Episode Chapters ⏱ 0:00 Intro / Women’s College Basketball Talk 10:58 Phrase of the Week 15:15 Ideal Dream Date 22:53 Confronting a Cheater 32:27 Most Toxic Woman You Know 40:20 Listener Questions (Biggest hot take, worst online purchase, weirdest thing you’ve seen in person) 1:06:23 Happy International Women’s Month 1:10:45 Listener Questions Continued 1:16:03 “You Ain’t Sh*t” Discussion 1:20:15 Would You Let Your Parents Date Someone Your Age? 1:24:50 Outro

1h 27m
Mar 9

We HATE Ohio University!!

We’re back after a week off and with a hot start hating ohio university. we jump back on with some listener prompt questions, phrase of the week and a few random stories. 0:00 - 11:57 intro/ohio university hate/brief wnba talk 12:00 - 17:38 phrase of the week 17:40 - 27:01 bonnie blue being pregnant & std talks 27:05 - 32:01 kentucky man caught with deer 32:05 - 40:12 man finds out his son has 21 bodies (not sexually) 40:20 - 45:36 you ain’t shit 45:40 - 51:11 relationship norms 51:12 - 58:55 bad gifts in relationships 58:55 - 1:01:14 can the woman be the breadwinner in a relationship 1:01:38 - 1:07:28 more ohio university hate 1:07:33 - 1:12:28 happy wife happy life? 1:14:55 - 1:18:45 sway tells a story about a teacher 1:19:07 - 1:25:23 more pettiness 1:25:25 outro #podcasts #funny

1h 31m
Feb 23

Midnight Motion

There’s a bit of audio delay this episode, it’ll be fixed in future episodes. sorry for the mishaps. DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!!! Follow our socials: https://www.instagram.... / who.sway / naimgolden 0:00 - 4:00 intro 4:25 - 16:55 mental illness/health talk 17:00 - 24:00 intro & pod analytics/bts stuff 24:03 - 26-57 phrase of the week 34:50 - 41:06 valentine’s day chocolate review 41:28 - 52:22 relationship talk 52:23 - 1:04:05 listener questions/prompts 1:05:07 - 1:14:04 flag on the play 1:15:25 - 1:17:58 outro

1h 18m
Feb 16

Relationships and Friendships Standards

Don’t Quote Us Podcast back with another weekly installment talking about future networks plans, standards we have for relationships and friends also our usual ‘Phrase Of The Week’.

1h 15m
Feb 7

How Are YOU Celebrating Black History Month?

This week we’re keeping it light, funny, and a little unhinged. Today we have pillars of our podcast with ‘Phrase of the Week’ and then jump into listener questions asking about how they will be celebrating black history month. All in true Don’t Quote Us fashion.

1h 47m
Jan 30

Bad Bunny SHOULD NOT Be Performing At The Super Bowl

Welcome to the pilot episode of the podcast. In this first episode, hosts Naim and Sway kick things off by covering a wide range of topics, setting the tone for what this podcast is going to be about — real conversations, different perspectives, and no forced structure. This episode is about finding the rhythm, testing the chemistry, and letting the conversation flow naturally. This is just the beginning. If you enjoy unfiltered discussion, honest opinions, and podcasts that don’t stick to one lane, make sure to subscribe and stay tuned for what’s coming next.

1h 6m

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Two mics. Real opinions. Unfiltered conversations. Don’t Quote Us Podcast blends comedy, culture, and real-life talk every episode. Tap in… just don’t quote us.

Creator

Naim Golden
Years Active

2K
Episodes

11
Rating

Explicit
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