Eldest Daughter Podcast

Eldest Daughter Podcast

Girl, whatever Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko New episodes every Monday!

  1. 3d ago

    EVERYONE WORE WHITE TO MY WEDDING + MORE STORIES

    Hey Daughters! 🫧 I come to you early early in the morning with bed hair in this episode to introduce you to my husband and the producer of this podcast, Anthony. It’s nice because I feel like we’re close enough now that I can share intimate parts of my life with you - even more than I already have lolz. CUTE! And it’s peak wedding season so I wanted to share with the daughters all the sweet and different things we did at our wedding almost 2 years ago. Can you believe I was such a child bride? Anyway, please enjoy the ease and comfort of this one. It’s a wholesome time! Love you daughters!!! Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ Follow Producer Anthony: https://www.instagram.com/cinkogram/ 0:00 – our first straight man ever 2:08 – married at 25 (everyone thinks i'm a trad wife) 4:07 – your social life is not a startup 8:47 – christian college & the scarlet letter door tag 10:23 – THE DUDE DISGUISE 12:11 – shamed for having a boyfriend at 18 13:23 – twin bed romance 15:42 – tornado night: every secret boyfriend revealed 17:09 – he's a queen guy. i'm a california king. 19:55 – ok THE WEDDING 21:50 – it rained. all day. hurricane season. 23:48 – i never wanted to get married bc men are assholes 26:16 – lesbian moms x the most traditional man alive 29:36 – everything shattered & they hid it from me 31:06 – we invented JFK jr fall 32:11 – the mama's world tour 34:53 – checker dance floor & a deconstructed low country boil 36:53 – nana's cheesecake the size of a table 39:50 – he bought a piano on AMAZON 40:35 – 10 steroid shots in the butt 42:24 – we sat the two firecrackers together. they fought. 43:21 – everyone wore white. i told them to. 45:07 – the dying dog got a front row seat 47:53 – the boutonniere lives in our fridge 48:37 – he turned our wedding into a DVD menu 50:34 – the planner who kept editing her texts (babe. iOS shows revisions.) 51:38 – his dream venue was my nightmare 53:09 – pink golf cart + did we sleep apart? 54:15 – the honeymoon routine 56:53 – THE PINK DRESS 59:27 – the backup dress came 4 sizes too big 61:51 – huckapoo's: the dive bar after party 64:43 – tell us your wedding details, daughters

  2. Jul 7

    WHY IS EVERYONE ON LOVE ISLAND SAYING "LUSTFUL"?

    Hey Daughters! 🫧 On this episode we have the very hilarious brooklyn hot girl - Brigid Duffy. We get into our shared sister drama, our political science major past, and finally all things evil men on Love Island USA. What is the meaning of "lustful"? Don't ask chat, ask an eldest daughter!! Enjoy, this one is funny af. Instagram: https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn's IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ Follow Brigid Duffy: https://www.instagram.com/brigidrduffy/ 0:00 - Meet Brigid Duffy, Our First-Ever Comedian Guest 2:00 - The Private Story as a Personal Art Form 3:20 - Eldest Daughter Energy Isn't About Birth Order 6:40 - Staying Deep in Your Family's Business (No Apologies) 8:35 - Becoming the Fun Aunt You Didn't See Coming 10:30 - We're Picky, We're Loyal, and We Will Throw Hands 16:00 - Bailyn's Sister Was a Certified Fighter 20:45 - Surviving High School by Sheer Spite 23:40 - Growing Up in a Bar with Two Moms (Happy Pride) 26:00 - Australians, Toilets, and Everyone Moving to Japan 28:30 - The Theater-Kid-to-NYC Pipeline 31:00 - Why She Quit the Poli-Sci Major (You Need Psychosis) 33:00 - Running Campaigns in Minnesota & the Friends Mom Warned You About 39:20 - Finally: Love Island and the "Lustful" Situation 42:00 - Everyone Weaponizing "Lustful" Like It's the Bible 48:00 - Hot Take: The Men Are the Lustful Ones 53:30 - Kenzie Is Objectively Insufferable (A Full Breakdown) 1:00:00 - Zach Is More Evil Than Anyone's Giving Him Credit For 1:10:00 - The Fashion, The Carls We Need More Of 1:14:45 - Why Nobody's Dating Anymore: It Starts With the Lying 1:20:00 - How Not to End Up in the Doghouse 1:26:00 - We Simply Do Not Have Male Friends, and That's Final 1:33:50 - Where to Find Brigid + Eldest Daughter Is a Mindset

  3. Jun 22

    I GOT PUNCHED 6 TIMES ON MY FRIEND'S HINGE DATE | MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES

    Hey Daughters!! 🫧 Buckle up and try not to drunk puke out the window of your uber during this ep bc it’s a ride! Everyone’s fav co-host and baby son is back on EDP for another write-in episode… but this time we’re reacting to your embarrassing adult stories. And daughters, you delivered. From naked sleep walking after a hook up to accidentally diving into a baby stroller dressed as janet from rocky horror picture show… we unpack the absolute sting of that one humiliating thing you did when you were maybe a little too tipsy or just clueless in ur 20s. As always, enjoy! Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIpzn46jeI Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/ Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – Cold Open: A Period Poop Story for the Ages 1:25 – Welcome Back, Nick (Reporting Live From a "Facility") 5:00 – Bailyn Survived the Knicks Parade at the Ass Crack of Dawn 12:41 – Nick Turned 27 and Is Now the Voice of a Generation 16:57 – New Segment: Questy With Your Bestie 21:09 – The Hinge Date That Ended in a Bar Brawl 27:26 – A Love Letter to the Jersey Shore (and Anthony's Risky Post) 33:00 – Anthony, the Shin-Kicker: A Bar Fight Defense 37:05 – Plug Break + We Need You to Write In, Daughters 40:24 – Submission: The Tube Top Sleepwalking Escape 43:24 – Submission: Crying at the Valentine's Icebreaker 46:32 – Submission: A Germany Train Situation 47:51 – Nick vs. a Water Bottle of Rum (and One Uber) 51:04 – Producer Anthony's 4 Loko New Year's Saga 56:58 – The Millennial Tattoo Nick Will Pay to Remove 1:04:51 – Submission: The New Girl Who Introduced Herself Wrong 1:08:59 – Submission: Bottomless in the Garden 1:10:49 – Submission: 10 Minutes of High Beams, One Crash Out 1:13:09 – Submission: The Worst Possible Email Typo 1:15:59 – Nick's Pants vs. a Beachfront Hurricane 1:23:04 – Bailyn's Rocky Horror Faceplant Finale

  4. Jun 16

    WHAT HOT GIRLS ARE EATING, WATCHING, WEARING THIS SUMMER

    Hey Daughter! 🫧 We come to you on the dawn of the Knicks winning the NBA Finals. What a time to be alive! And in New York City no less. This week we have the beautiful and talented Annie Leppert on the pod to discuss what we’ve been listening to, watching, binging, buying, loving, eating… she’s the brunette Carrie Bradshaw and I am Britney before the breakdown. Not only is Annie an incredible music artist but she’s one of my longest and deepest friendships! So I trust her opinion with my life. Just two girls who moved to big city and are now living their big dreams! Enjoy! Follow Annie Leppert on IG: https://www.instagram.com/annie.leppert/?hl=en Listen to Annie Leppert on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6vMdWkdAXD7EJ6h5fEBPPu Visit Annie's Website: https://annieleppert.com/ Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn's IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 - Meet Annie Leppert (Bailyn's College Bestie Turned Guest) 2:42 - Eldest Daughters, Hot Parents & the Wedding Photo 5:09 - It's a Jar Summer (We're Coining It) 6:20 - Wearing the Eldest Daughter Crown 9:31 - Boutique Cats, Future Dogs & Coastal Luxury Annie 10:53 - The Italy Trip That Should Be Everyone's Grandparent Goals 14:29 - Birth Order, Big Guns Sisters & Begging for Attention 18:06 - Annie the Artist: Sarah Bareilles for Gen Z 20:54 - Cult Leader Energy, Narcissism & Being Whimsy Personified 21:55 - Hogwarts Houses & the Great Harry Potter Christmas Rewatch 22:44 - Is Family Stone a Christmas Movie? (Yes) + Defending Rachel McAdams 25:36 - Annie's New Song "Burn It Slow" & Manifesting Love Through Music 27:52 - Art Doesn't Belong to You (Except the IP) 30:10 - Listening, Watching, Buying, Loving, Eating: The Roundup Begins 30:10 - LISTENING: Ryan Beatty, The Cure & a Nostalgic 80s Summer 35:30 - We Need Norah Jones Mom Y2K (Not Britney Y2K) 39:00 - Katy Perry, Come Back to Your Body 42:11 - WATCHING: Everything I Know About Love, Summer House & Infantilizing Yourself 44:58 - The Knicks Saga: 14 Days a Fan & the Best Night of Bailyn's Life 55:50 - Love Island, Snooki & JWoww, and Cape Fear 58:04 - The Lena Dunham "Fame Sick" Deep Dive 61:00 - BOOKS: Newspaper Girly Energy & Feminist Sorority Horror 64:16 - BUYING: Zebra Candles, Street Wedges & a Perfectly Tuned Piano 67:02 - EATING: Egg Sandwiches, Deux Chats & Van Leeuwen Forever 71:08 - Listen to Annie's Music + The Leppards Fan Club Is Born

  5. Jun 8

    WHAT FAMESICK TAUGHT US ABOUT AMBITION

    Hey Daughters! ✨ Lock in. We are discussing Famesick, the beautifully self aware memoir by the voice of our generation - Lena f*cking Dunham. Naturally, I asked Christina Read, fellow Girls rewatcher anddddd the girl I admired most in college/throughout my 20s, to breakdown the biggest takeaways from miss Dunham’s best selling autobiography. We sprinkle in revelations from our twenties living in NYC along the way because one thing about Lena is, she will make a girl REFLECT! Enjoy!!!! Follow Christina Read on IG: https://www.instagram.com/christinaadeleread/ Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – Meet Christina (aka Tina): nicknames, college lore & the Nick connection 2:35 – Birth order check: middle child vs eldest daughter 5:00 – She's an aunt now & boys with older sisters are simply built different 10:41 – What's in my bag: Revlon, a discontinued holy-grail lipstick & a Hannah Montana detour 19:37 – The Anthony hair situation (yes, she's keeping the ponytail) 24:22 – Famesick: cracking open Lena Dunham's memoir 24:44 – Which Girls girl are you? Hannah-wing-Marnie vs. the Jessa allegations 36:07 – Why everyone should study Lena Dunham's style 40:32 – The health journey: being a woman nobody believes 48:06 – Lena vs. Jenny: the toxic boss-best-friend nobody talks about enough 54:25 – The haters were wrong: Girls is back in the zeitgeist 58:00 – Charli, monoculture & art-world highbrow vs. rom-com heart 58:57 – Let's talk about Jack Antonoff (sorry Jack, we still love Bleachers) 1:05:33 – The 6th-grade-boyfriend plot twist that gagged us 1:07:18 – Busting the "you'll meet your husband once you've healed" myth 1:15:02 – "You just got lucky": the side-eye women get for being in love 1:26:57 – Every ambitious woman has had a Jenny — and shedding them hurts 1:30:25 – Take the risk anyway: what Famesick taught us about our own ambitions 1:36:36 – Rich-in-our-30s manifestation & full of potential, plenty of time 1:37:01 – Follow Christina

  6. May 25

    I PEED IN MAYA ANGELOU'S MEMORIAL CLASS | MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES

    Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine). I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy! Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIpzn46jeI Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/ Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2 0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector) 3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong 8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry) 16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target. 21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional 23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery) 24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text 27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall 30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her) 32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later. 34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93 39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma" 41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went 44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up 47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen) 52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It) 1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show 1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time

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Girl, whatever Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko New episodes every Monday!

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