Eldest Daughter Podcast

Eldest Daughter Podcast
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Girl, whatever Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko New episodes every Monday!

  1. Sep 17

    OUR WORST FIRST DATES EVER w/ MACY NINNESS

    hey daughters! 🫧 wanna hear some crazy dating stories… yes please!! this week we have my childhood friend, macy ninness, on the show to discuss our most insane dating stories and a couple of yours too. we go on so many funny tangents about the wild world of first dates and situationships - it’s actually insane the scenarios men put us in on a casual friday evening for absolutely no reason. from panic attacks mid movie to a guy literally falling asleep naked on the toilet we truly cover it all! macy is the coolest dating correspondent a girl could ask for!! enjoy! follow macy ninness on tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@macyninness follow Eldest Daughter Podcast: https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – intro 0:20 – hi it's Macy, we've known each other since we were 13 0:55 – where do you fall in the birth order? 3:08 – our nieces came and took everything from us 8:20 – gen alpha thinks 2017 was a golden era and they're right 9:46 – the hair crimes: locks of love, 450 degrees, and the slick back that took our edges 13:48 – your sister is your biggest supporter and your biggest op 16:12 – "you look like a middle school boy who plays drums in his garage" ...thank you 18:22 – red hair, microbangs, and the two years I tried being a brunette 22:38 – dolly 25:35 – nobody listens to women between 50 and 70 29:19 – free bleeding, period diapers, and the tampon you're not allowed to carry 31:18 – if men had periods they would not last one day 31:47 – okay. dating stories. let's get into it. 33:27 – COUCH GUY: he does not sleep in a bed 41:13 – negging, bruised egos, and the biggest ick there is 42:47 – my first date with my husband was a catastrophe 45:27 – he took me to see Annabelle. he did not ask. 47:35 – "do you want me to pay for you?" 49:11 – the panic attack 51:32 – the 11am phone call and the rejection 53:41 – our freshman seminar was called Pros and Cons of Marxism 55:47 – a healthy amount of yearning 57:32 – nobody meets in real life anymore 1:01:36 – he drove me home and then I found him asleep on the toilet 1:05:26 – a girl I don't know hard launched my situationship 1:10:54 – can a situationship ever actually become a relationship 1:15:54 – a daughter wrote in: the juice bar incident 1:19:57 – a daughter wrote in: accidental polyamory 1:21:31 – can you have friends of the opposite sex? a debate. 1:24:20 – sans Sophie 1:30:05 – what actually changes when you get married 1:32:08 – being the single friend when everyone is coupled up 1:35:06 – a daughter wrote in: "what kind of women would you date?" 1:37:00 – the themed coffee shop tangent 1:41:04 – a daughter wrote in: this one isn't funny 1:42:13 – how men talk about their exes on a first date 1:44:43 – Shania Twain and the great husband swap 1:46:56 – send us more stories, we are begging 1:47:38 – she has a date on Friday (they met at an estate sale) 1:49:26 – bye daughters ✨

  2. Sep 9

    NOSTALGIAMAXXING WITH MY BIG SISTER

    hey daughters! 🫧 i don’t even know how to start this description. somehow i convinced the real eldest daughter to come on the pod. my big sister, taylor. once upon a time in like 2017 i dreamed of starting a podcast with my older sister and calling it “eldest daughter podcast.” little did i know one day i would start it without her (rude) and then force her to come on as a co-host (sweet). this is the ultimate sister lore episode. we talk about so many niche y2k childhood memories… teen dance lock-ins, entire bedroom walls of magazine clippings, stealing from dollar general, cropped baby phat puffer jackets, and sneaking into the floor section of a concert your friendemies excluded you from. it is a nostalgia juggernaut. enjoy!! follow Eldest Daughter Podcast: https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ Follow Taylor: https://www.instagram.com/taylorjdupont/ Chapters: 0:00 – who's the real eldest daughter?? 2:46 – i argued the principal into a parking spot 6:25 – the teachers who could not handle a loud girl 7:19 – my 10th grade english teacher hated me and idk why 9:38 – the tote ban of 2008 was so anti-woman 12:21 – she kicked my bag so i kicked hers 14:19 – bring back eye for an eye 16:58 – "wait, are you taylor's sister?" 17:45 – baby phat, apple bottoms, old navy flip flops in winter 20:24 – the body central pee incident: what happened next 21:52 – dollar general ballet flats and e.l.f. makeup (allegedly) 23:27 – magazine walls were pinterest before pinterest 24:20 – the usher and chris brown wall (+ a lloyd deep cut) 26:13 – growing up on a military base is the upside down 28:02 – i won the run it contest and almost got jumped 30:31 – they left me out of the concert so mom went to war 32:01 – mom had her at 16 (full lorelai and rory) 33:18 – $13 outfits and concert tickets from the grocery store 34:52 – i touched lloyd 36:47 – touching an artist used to be LORE 37:35 – the myspace top 8 38:30 – the stalker song: "put me on your top" 40:29 – h-o-e ♥ was the signature (and the limewire computer) 42:33 – burning soulja boy cds before he blew up 44:23 – we sent each other messages through the radio 45:11 – punch buggy law and the road trip seating charts 47:19 – the video ipod, elmo, and inventing backpack rap 50:02 – reality tv peaked on vh1, mtv, and oxygen 50:28 – we watched sammi fight jwoww live. we wrote the ancient texts. 55:06 – they called me a bimbo in the comments 55:57 – victoria's secret runs and making our brothers be "thong man" 57:09 – she got on the middle school bus to threaten everyone 59:17 – "you may not sign my cast" 60:15 – out of the sling and straight into a fight 61:44 – the wolfpack and the sierras 62:08 – i was 8 and i was her prom stylist 64:28 – the ed hardy heels and the $50 prom dress 68:36 – tanning bed rituals and playboy bunny stickers 69:38 – ok that's it bye daughters ✨

  3. Aug 26

    OBSESSED WITH MARY BETH BARONE w/ ALLI HOFF

    hey daughter! 🫧 i have one of my best friends and literal sisters on the show this ep, Alli. okay jk we are not blood sisters but in every other way we are! we get into all the weird similarities we have that brought us together over the years. being in the same sorority, having the same position on exec, having hot older sisters, being the chubby smart little sister, growing up in tennessee, being liberal in the south, being each others bridesmaids, the list goes on!! we also get into our shared obsession with Mary Beth Baron and how she’s making it cool and hot to be a feminist again. this is such a fun and girly ep daughters. Enjoy! follow Alli Hoff: https://www.instagram.com/allihoff https://www.tiktok.com/@cowboyalli follow Eldest Daughter Podcast: https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – hi daughters, we're in nashville with the tiny mics 0:53 – ali hoff vs. allison hoffer, explained 1:46 – we're sisters (sorority sisters) and the airbrushed "i heart bailyn" shirt 5:51 – tennessee women hold it down 6:42 – raised by queer moms, and the first lesbian on the pod 7:45 – provincetown is gay people disney world 9:06 – growing up without the gender norms, and dreading a life with a man 12:30 – birth order, explained (again) 13:37 – the youngest by twelve years but eldest daughter coded 17:59 – the chubby kid and the sisters who were just hot 18:51 – the identical just dance photo 21:17 – her sister looked like j.lo and they shared a bathroom 23:29 – i might be a gay liberal but i'm a southern belle 24:05 – the 4th grade mock election that made her a menace 25:30 – i ran as reese's puffs and went green party 27:57 – announcing trump won at catholic school 29:00 – four boys, one debate, one pink-haired girl 30:24 – it's harder to be outspoken now that she's out 32:00 – the case for celebrities getting political again 32:43 – taylor swift got demoted from sister to cousin 35:41 – mary beth barone and galaxy brain 36:10 – the carries-everything-from-the-beach husband 39:09 – the incels in the comments 41:46 – only men can be ugly 42:35 – the clapback that went viral 44:51 – she's an incel's worst nightmare 49:14 – soapbox: women need community again 51:32 – amy schumer, the women's march, and the pendulum 53:30 – why are women so competitive with each other now 57:15 – the lesbian lens on womanhood 58:38 – dating men sucks right now 59:58 – she proposed. then emily proposed back. 1:01:19 – the two-year engagement (and the dress) 1:06:21 – where to find alli (she's never seen titanic) 1:07:46 – send us your crazy dating stories

  4. Aug 20

    HOW TO BE A CREATOR IN NYC w/ OMID AFSHAR

    hey daughters!! 🫧 i have a special guest this week… my dear friend omid. he documents Iranian food/culture and hosts community events for lovers of culture/music called Club Joon. we discuss all things following our childhood dreams, our 5-9s after our 9-5s, and how important community is to us! plus some side plots like state funded cat colonies and meeting on governors island on the 4th of july. i am completely obsessed with all the advice and insight omid shares about his journey right now. please enjoy daughters! follow omid: https://www.instagram.com/omidafshar/?hl=en follow club joon: https://www.instagram.com/theclubjoon/?hl=en Instagram: https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn's IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – meet omid afshar, persian food documentarian and club joon founder 0:27 – documenting your own culture back to yourself 3:11 – the 5-to-9 job (and the 2am one) 5:29 – omid was a loner who had lunch with the teachers 7:16 – your 4th grade dream job was the whole answer 8:56 – bubbly women don't get taken seriously, so i wore black 10:49 – TIME is the scariest word in the language 11:58 – atticus arrives and derails the entire podcast 12:59 – it's SOCIALISM for cats 14:10 – 15 cats, one house, one crazy cat lady mom 14:38 – converting a man who was prejudiced against cats 17:37 – bebe the evil cat, skippy the beloved dog 19:24 – the home exchange app, explained 20:30 – omid's apartment looks like an untouched airbnb 23:09 – the KINDA CHIC trend: a discussion 24:57 – do the trend, then subvert it 27:20 – the point is joy. that's the whole point. 29:09 – nobody has a why anymore 30:17 – club joon, and the night that got beautifully out of hand 33:46 – content is fine, human connection is the most important thing 35:40 – nobody tells you being a creator is lonely 38:08 – it's never too late to start 39:18 – shania twain was singing in hotel lobbies at 32 40:34 – when fame arrives way too early 42:31 – birth order corner: baby boys and golden boys 43:16 – how do you get out of an emotional rut? 45:56 – breathe, lower the stakes 47:21 – put the phone away 48:52 – zodiac talk, obviously 49:41 – the plug: where to find omid

  5. Aug 12

    HUBBYSODE: DON'T TRUST REDDIT FOR MARRIAGE ADVICE

    hey daughter!! 🫧 we're back!! yayyyy!! after two weeks off due to an unexpected life event i have a hubby episode for you. ew i know a man… but i promise it's really funny and cute. we read interesting marriage questions from reddit and these storiesssss, daughters. men are gross. as always it's lighthearted, girly, and fun! and i guess my husband had some takes here and there. enjoy! Instagram: https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn's IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ Follow Producer Anthony: https://www.instagram.com/cinkogram/ 0:00 – welcome back daughters, he hyphenated too 1:21 – the armpit hair experiment of 2020 4:36 – when i sell this podcast to spotify 6:18 – neurospicy, and bringing back YOLO 8:38 – women are simply incontinent, next question 11:47 – what is SaaS? a lesson for the girls 16:39 – nine years together, two years married 19:35 – he asked me to steam his shirt 21:24 – atticus survived florida, barely 25:07 – DON'T ASK CHAT, ASK YOUR WIFE 27:45 – reddit: does marrying your opposite actually work 39:44 – reddit: he hid a 15x salary from his disabled wife 49:59 – reddit: marriage is mostly boring errands 55:22 – grey's anatomy is my emotional support show 59:58 – benito skinner, if you're listening 1:01:22 – reddit: the counter of filth 1:05:13 – men are filthy, women are cluttery 1:11:06 – the period research he was assigned 1:14:06 – reddit: the jackhammer situation, girl run 1:20:28 – reddit: three questions before you marry anyone 1:27:43 – who dies first? a love story 1:28:37 – hubbysode out, dope guests incoming

  6. Jul 23

    MY MOM WORE JUICY COUTURE TO PTA MEETINGS

    Hey Daughters! 🫧 I wanted to do a solo episode just between me and the daughters to reintroduce myself a little bit. My childhood was very unique and honestly it’s what makes me, me! So here is an exclusive sneak peek of the memoir just for the daughters. From being the captain of my middle school robotics team to growing up on a military base; I really get into it. I also give some advice for changing career paths once you’re already deep into one and on how to support yourself as a working artist! Love u daughters! Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – hi daughters, it's just me today 2:03 – meet my siblings (all 4 of them) 2:28 – i was raised by lesbian moms in the deep south 3:55 – was i a bimbo? the comments seem to think so 4:33 – my dad was special forces, so i was born on a military base 5:16 – little me wanted to be a supreme court justice 6:13 – growing up on post basically felt like communism 8:35 – i was at school during the 9/11 lockdown 10:10 – bones, worms, and being a literal fairy child 12:07 – dod school ruined me for civilian school 14:43 – the cool girls, the weird girls, and me the floater 16:00 – this is why people call me whimsical 17:10 – the trauma i'm saving for my memoir 17:55 – my mom raised us alone until she met my other mom 18:05 – i basically grew up in a bar 20:24 – being poor gave me a complex about my shoes 21:22 – the great pop-tart rationing of my childhood 22:05 – things finally got better for my family 22:38 – i fell in love with dance and art 24:10 – school achievements and my robotics captain era 26:01 – we won state and went to legoland 28:29 – president of every club that would have me 30:22 – big red, the $2000 prius that saved my life 31:45 – i met anthony day one of college 32:02 – i quit law for a dance mfa mid-pandemic 33:53 – my advice for switching careers: just jump 37:34 – having people believe in you means everything 40:24 – is a creative career actually harder than corporate? 43:13 – i said what i said: i want to be rich and famous 44:34 – let's hate on men, not each other 45:06 – why i actually do this podcast 46:27 – life update: two weeks in florida teaching 47:45 – coming up: episodes with anthony, nick, and you

  7. Jul 15

    EVERYONE WORE WHITE TO MY WEDDING + MORE STORIES

    Hey Daughters! 🫧 I come to you early early in the morning with bed hair in this episode to introduce you to my husband and the producer of this podcast, Anthony. It’s nice because I feel like we’re close enough now that I can share intimate parts of my life with you - even more than I already have lolz. CUTE! And it’s peak wedding season so I wanted to share with the daughters all the sweet and different things we did at our wedding almost 2 years ago. Can you believe I was such a child bride? Anyway, please enjoy the ease and comfort of this one. It’s a wholesome time! Love you daughters!!! Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ Follow Producer Anthony: https://www.instagram.com/cinkogram/ 0:00 – our first straight man ever 2:08 – married at 25 (everyone thinks i'm a trad wife) 4:07 – your social life is not a startup 8:47 – christian college & the scarlet letter door tag 10:23 – THE DUDE DISGUISE 12:11 – shamed for having a boyfriend at 18 13:23 – twin bed romance 15:42 – tornado night: every secret boyfriend revealed 17:09 – he's a queen guy. i'm a california king. 19:55 – ok THE WEDDING 21:50 – it rained. all day. hurricane season. 23:48 – i never wanted to get married bc men are assholes 26:16 – lesbian moms x the most traditional man alive 29:36 – everything shattered & they hid it from me 31:06 – we invented JFK jr fall 32:11 – the mama's world tour 34:53 – checker dance floor & a deconstructed low country boil 36:53 – nana's cheesecake the size of a table 39:50 – he bought a piano on AMAZON 40:35 – 10 steroid shots in the butt 42:24 – we sat the two firecrackers together. they fought. 43:21 – everyone wore white. i told them to. 45:07 – the dying dog got a front row seat 47:53 – the boutonniere lives in our fridge 48:37 – he turned our wedding into a DVD menu 50:34 – the planner who kept editing her texts (babe. iOS shows revisions.) 51:38 – his dream venue was my nightmare 53:09 – pink golf cart + did we sleep apart? 54:15 – the honeymoon routine 56:53 – THE PINK DRESS 59:27 – the backup dress came 4 sizes too big 61:51 – huckapoo's: the dive bar after party 64:43 – tell us your wedding details, daughters

  8. Jul 7

    WHY IS EVERYONE ON LOVE ISLAND SAYING "LUSTFUL"?

    Hey Daughters! 🫧 On this episode we have the very hilarious brooklyn hot girl - Brigid Duffy. We get into our shared sister drama, our political science major past, and finally all things evil men on Love Island USA. What is the meaning of "lustful"? Don't ask chat, ask an eldest daughter!! Enjoy, this one is funny af. Instagram: https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn's IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ Follow Brigid Duffy: https://www.instagram.com/brigidrduffy/ 0:00 - Meet Brigid Duffy, Our First-Ever Comedian Guest 2:00 - The Private Story as a Personal Art Form 3:20 - Eldest Daughter Energy Isn't About Birth Order 6:40 - Staying Deep in Your Family's Business (No Apologies) 8:35 - Becoming the Fun Aunt You Didn't See Coming 10:30 - We're Picky, We're Loyal, and We Will Throw Hands 16:00 - Bailyn's Sister Was a Certified Fighter 20:45 - Surviving High School by Sheer Spite 23:40 - Growing Up in a Bar with Two Moms (Happy Pride) 26:00 - Australians, Toilets, and Everyone Moving to Japan 28:30 - The Theater-Kid-to-NYC Pipeline 31:00 - Why She Quit the Poli-Sci Major (You Need Psychosis) 33:00 - Running Campaigns in Minnesota & the Friends Mom Warned You About 39:20 - Finally: Love Island and the "Lustful" Situation 42:00 - Everyone Weaponizing "Lustful" Like It's the Bible 48:00 - Hot Take: The Men Are the Lustful Ones 53:30 - Kenzie Is Objectively Insufferable (A Full Breakdown) 1:00:00 - Zach Is More Evil Than Anyone's Giving Him Credit For 1:10:00 - The Fashion, The Carls We Need More Of 1:14:45 - Why Nobody's Dating Anymore: It Starts With the Lying 1:20:00 - How Not to End Up in the Doghouse 1:26:00 - We Simply Do Not Have Male Friends, and That's Final 1:33:50 - Where to Find Brigid + Eldest Daughter Is a Mindset

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Girl, whatever Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko New episodes every Monday!

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    Eldest Daughter Podcast
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    2026
  • Episodes
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