Bras Off Confessional

Molly & Michaela
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Two women. No filter. All the things you think but don't say. Bras Off Confessional is where Molly and Michaela get into relationships, sex, marriage, bodies, ambition, and the conversations that usually stay in the group chat. New episodes every Wednesday. Have something to get off your chest? Submit an anonymous confession.

  1. 5d ago

    Ep. 17: The GATE Program, Pt. 2/2

    You already know about MKUltra. You already know about the theories. Now it's time to talk about what it actually felt like to be one of those kids. In Part 2 of the GATE program deep dive, Molly and Michaela get personal — comparing notes on what their programs looked like, what they remember, and what they mysteriously don't. And then there's the ultimate question that might hit you harder than any conspiracy theory: what if the most damaging thing the program did wasn't the testing, but telling a bunch of impressionable five-year-olds they were exceptional? If you were a GATE kid, you'll recognize everything. If you weren't, you might finally understand why some of the smartest people you know are also the most wrecked. In this episode:  A broken down Texas roller coaster may have led to strangers peeing on each other The Fox News correspondent with the suspiciously hole-shaped neckComparing notes on getting into the GATE program, the testing, and the shockingly fun "dig" field trip they both went on, even though they grew up in different states. Crinkle crinkle goes the tinfoil. What the gifted label actually built, and actually broke  Personal theories on what the program really was, and why neither answer is reassuringSupport the show 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday 💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon 😏 Submit an anonymous confession 📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional

    51 min

  2. Jun 3

    Ep. 16: The GATE Program, Pt. 1/2

    This week Molly and Michaela inaugurate the Tinfoil Hat Club (also known as the THC, which is exactly why it feels wrong that they're sober) with Part 1 of a deep dive into the GATE program — the federally funded Gifted and Talented Education Program that pulled smart kids out of class, put them in dim rooms with covered windows, and apparently left zero paper trail worth remembering. Before they get to the shared memories and the TikTok rabbit holes, they lay the foundation: MK Ultra, Project Stargate, and the very inconvenient timeline connecting decades of government-funded psychological experimentation to a nationwide children's education program that launched one year later. Whether you think that's a smoking gun or a coincidence depends on how often you've been right about the conspiracies everyone said were crazy. In this episode: The Tinfoil Hat Club is born, and we've got the very loud, very metallic hats to prove itGATE 101: what it was, when it started, and what MK Ultra and Project Stargate have to do with itThe CIA's gifted-kid wish listTikTok's GATE theories, from unhinged to completely plausible The checklist of bizarre memories and traumas that every GATE kid can vaguely remember experiencingSupport the show 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday 💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon 😏 Submit an anonymous confession 📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional

    42 min

  3. May 27

    Ep. 15: Dating Downers

    Everyone has a bad date story. Molly and Michaela have enough to fill a true crime series. This week, Molly opens the vault on her Phoenix-era dating life — a city she describes as LA but hotter, drier, and somehow more hostile to human connection. What follows is a story about a man who peaked at three grandma pecks and vanished into the night, and another about a "quiet drink" that escalated into something a lot darker and a lot more real. Michaela fires back with her own dispatches: a lawyer who couldn't be bothered to pick her up and insulted her outfit, a cheap chicken wing date, and a guy who slept over uninvited in a strange impression of a vampire.  In this episode:  Closed-Mouth Power Walking Jizz ManThe Olive and Ivy date: what it promised, vs. what it deliveredMichaela's rapid-fire anthology: the lawyer, the ranch dressing, the sarcophagusThe 4B movement gets a shoutout, and the bar gets its eulogy (it's in hell)Big Sis Advice: sometimes one bad date is really a red flag to something much worse. Take our advice and skip the firsthand experienceSupport the show 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday 💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon 😏 Submit an anonymous confession 📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional

    52 min

  4. May 20

    Ep. 14: From the Cutting Room Floor, Pt.2

    The cutting room floor lied to you. It told you these clips weren't good enough, that they didn't belong, that they'd just collect dust in the vault. The cutting room floor was wrong. This week we crack open the archive and hand you a variety show of everything that almost didn't make it — which, it turns out, might be some of the funniest, most unhinged content we've ever recorded.  A lesbian couple rewriting the reproduction playbook. A pre-wedding butthole negotiation that may or may not have saved a marriage. A sorority ghost with a very strong opinion about door hardware. Oh, and the BOC voice memos make their podcast debut, featuring a chopstick situation, a menstruation breakdown, and the kind of daily psychosis that passes for friendship when you love someone enough to leave them a 4-minute rambling audio at 7am. It's a chaos buffet. Grab a plate. In this episode: Why lesbian couple pregnancies are eliteThe butthole equity fight that ended in a legally binding contract and a very anticlimactic revealThe sorority ghost who was actually just kind of a vibeThe "not all men" thought experiment that even Manny couldn't argue withVoice memo chaosSupport the show 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday 💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon 😏 Submit an anonymous confession 📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional

    40 min

  5. May 13

    Ep. 13: Pythagorass Didn't Have a Credit Score

    Mickey is alive, barely, after spending nearly two weeks being personally victimized by a $4 flat of eggs. She came back to tell us all the gory details, including the split jeans, the granny panties, and the breezy commute home she did not notice until it was far too late. This week's main event: the stuff we were all required to memorize, diagram, recite, and perform in school versus the stuff we actually needed to function as adults and just...never got. Not a rant. More of a forensic examination covering the quadratic formula, state capitals, the recorder, and FDR. There's a real question underneath all of it about what school is actually for, who it serves, and what the people who raised you were quietly responsible for teaching you instead. In this episode: The curriculum autopsy: things we were required to master that have helped us zero timesThe class divide nobody talks about — who your parents were and why it mattersWhy blue collar survival skills and white collar social skills are not the same educationPersonal finance, contracts, healthcare navigation, and all the things that should have been a classSupport the show 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday 💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon 😏 Submit an anonymous confession 📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional

    49 min

  6. May 6

    Ep. 12: Bring Your Husband to Work Day

    Michaela is out this week, so Molly called in the most convenient backup available: the man who lives in her house and was stupid enough to legally bind his life force to hers. Manny Barella, husband, alleged father, and 5th place finisher on Top Chef Season 21 pulls up a chair for his long-awaited debut on Bras Off Confessional. The listeners have heard about him. Now he gets to speak for himself. Buckle up. In this episode: What surprised Manny most about filming Top Chef — and what you never see on screenThe hot dog sandwich debateThe Claudio throuple Body swapping 101 Manny's Four H's framework for what your partner actually needs when they come to you with a problemSupport the show 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday 💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon 😏 Submit an anonymous confession 📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional

    42 min

  7. Apr 29

    Ep. 11: I've Done Worse for Less

    Molly's back from what she's generously calling a vacation, and we are picking up right where we left off — which is to say, fully unhinged and completely unapologetic about it. Before we even get to the topic, Michaela has a new child and a lot of feelings about it. The new addition is adorable, completely unhinged, and apparently not the dog Michaela met at the adoption event.  When we finally land on the actual topic — weird shit we've done for money — buckle up. Between the two of us, we've covered a lot of professional ground. Some of it impressive. Some of it deeply, deeply not.  Molly walks through a career arc that can only be described as a personality disorder in resume form. Michaela has her own highlight reel, including a corporate era she'd rather forget, a spiritual era she mostly misses, and a cash-only client situation that required a lot of creative Photoshopping. And then there's the Target story. We're not going to tell you what happens. We're just going to say: Food Avenue. Hot dogs. A woman named Tara. And at least one walk-in incident that should have shut the whole operation down. In This Episode: MEET HAZEL! Molly's career in full: a personality disorder in resume formMichaela's spiritual era, her corporate era, and her most legally ambiguous clientThe Food Avenue opening procedure no one warned Molly aboutWhy Feet Finder is harder than it looksThe SpongeBob costume incidentSupport the show 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday 💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon 😏 Submit an anonymous confession 📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional

    43 min

  8. Apr 22

    Ep. 10: Tics and 'Tisms

    Welcome back to Bras Off Confessional. This week started with a toddler, a big Mexican breakfast, and a situation that required immediate intervention. It ended somewhere much more introspective than either of us planned. The topic is tics and phobias — the weird, specific, deeply personal things your brain does that you either never noticed or just assumed everyone else was doing too. Turns out: not everyone blinks in time to their turn signal. Not everyone has a word they have to write in cursive on their leg under the table. Not everyone is one barnacle cluster away from a full breakdown. The phobias are also decidedly unhinged. A listener confession involving a stuffed animal closes it out. In this episode: The tic inventory — including one that involves driving your horse. Why 37 is a truly offensive number What happens when ADD and autism are pulling in opposite directions at the same timeA ranked list of the world's most specific phobias, including one that is deeply cruel to nameLakes, cruise ships, barnacles, banana noise, and used band-aids Support the show 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday 💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon 😏 Submit an anonymous confession 📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional

    44 min
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Two women. No filter. All the things you think but don't say. Bras Off Confessional is where Molly and Michaela get into relationships, sex, marriage, bodies, ambition, and the conversations that usually stay in the group chat. New episodes every Wednesday. Have something to get off your chest? Submit an anonymous confession.

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