Chaotic Goods

Jesse and Garrett
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Jesse and Garrett talk about absolutely nothing most of the time and Dungeons & Dragons the rest of the time. Other people are also there. New episodes every Saturday.

  1. 5d ago

    2 Chaotic 2 Goods (The Reckoning)

    Honey, we're home. #dnd #d&d #gaming #comedy #dollyparton #timcurry #dragonage #sunburstlandllc #ttrpg #talkshow #bethesda #burgerking #chaoticgoods

    2 Chaotic 2 Goods (The Reckoning)

  2. Jun 5

    Season One Finale: Two Men Kissing

    The gang retells Jesse's ABBA moshpit fiasco, dives into Sierra's high school lore, witnesses Shay and Garrett kissing each other passionately, fleshes out a D&D monster called "The Shmoovement", talks about vidya games, Sierra unveils the true Glup Shitto and many other characters, we recite a couple limericks, chat about Charles Entertainment Cheese's religious affiliation, Joe Biden, drow breast milk, Jesse getting beat up in a fursuit, then shout out our sponsor Sunburst Land LLC, bash on hobby-horsing, and finally, Jesse gets doxxed by everyone including the CEO of Sunburst Land via a live call to close Season One. Chaotic Goods will return in full force in mid-August, but in the meantime, be on the lookout for episode one of our new vodcast "Shay and Garrett vs. Evil" premiering on July 4th! w/ Shay and Sierra Enjoy.

    Season One Finale: Two Men Kissing

  3. May 29

    14: Glup Shitto's God Rod

    The gang talks about dinosaurs and why Jesse hates them, discusses Scottish memes and television, has an argument regarding the taxonomic rank of humans, reminisces about Whose Line is it Anyway?, goes on a Star Wars and Glup Shitto deep dive, chats about Dropout, plugs Debauchery and Magic's newest teaser, bashes Drake, dusts off the old Sonic the Hedgehog PSAs, shouts out our sponsor, develops the lore of the God Rod, brings the "Trucker Diet" guy into the D&D world, brainstorms Total Party Kevin's Excape from the Nine Party Hells D&D Campaign, and then we look to the future. w/ Sierra Enjoy.

    14: Glup Shitto's God Rod

  4. May 22

    13: Ida-F**k or Wherever the Ho You Are

    Garrett and Jesse talk about IRL and in-game intoxication, we play D&D Trivia, discuss online (non-AI) generators as a Dungeon Master tool, touch on some D&D-themed limericks from Reddit, discuss the upcoming LOTR video game and movie, Jesse burdens the podcast with the dark knowledge of the My Little Pony TTRPG and we chat about simple game systems, then there's more limericks, we play Name that Monster, unveil a new podcast hosted by Garrett and Shay, we try to call a friend, then more limericks, we briefly revisit Bart Fuckle, and give some background on our Discord server - The TTRPGuild. Enjoy.

    13: Ida-F**k or Wherever the Ho You Are

  5. May 15

    12: The Legend of Bart Fuckle

    The gang assigns D&D classes to characters in The Office, discusses television and instances of D&D in media, pulls random fantasy jokes from the internet, Garrett fills us in on goings-on at InfoWars (f**k you, Alex), we introduce Chaotic Goods' new sponsor Sunburst Land LLC, we briefly talk about cheese heads and bellybutton lint, envision D&D characters in high school, then spend the latter 2/3rds of the entire episode slowly developing a story about love, death, sports, monsters, and Bart Fuckle. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.

    12: The Legend of Bart Fuckle

  6. May 8

    11: D&Dave Blunts

    The gang introduces a new guest and catches up on their lives, talks about Garrett's LARPing experience, plays Name that D&D Spell, honors Star Wars for May the 4th, plays Name that Monster, unpacks the sins of Wizards of the Coast, talks about Shay's much more cringe LARPing experience, and Garrett quits the podcast. w/ Shay. Enjoy.

    11: D&Dave Blunts

  7. May 1

    10: Smokin' on that Shit that Made Strahd Curse

    Grandma almost kicked us out of the basement for this. w/ Jake. Enjoy.

    10: Smokin' on that Shit that Made Strahd Curse

  8. Apr 24

    9: Mall Ninjas and The Great Cheese Heist

    Jesse and Garrett talk about the upcoming Wizards of the Coast live-play D&D campaign, analyze the Chaotic Goods analytics, bash small-town nerd conventions and GameStop employees, ask a computer for stupid D&D campaign ideas, play Name that Monster, discuss the pitfalls of running horror games, talk about personal TTRPG experiences good and bad, and pay tribute to a real-life Dice God who recently passed. Enjoy.

    9: Mall Ninjas and The Great Cheese Heist
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Jesse and Garrett talk about absolutely nothing most of the time and Dungeons & Dragons the rest of the time. Other people are also there. New episodes every Saturday.

Information

  • Creator
    Jesse and Garrett
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jesse and Garrett
  • Show Website
    Chaotic Goods