Cruise Ship Killer

Geoff, Kathy, Dave & Kris

Cruise Ship Killer (CSK) is a darkly comedic, deeply skeptical podcast that investigates deaths, disappearances, and bizarre incidents aboard cruise ships.

  1. 4d ago

    S2EP5: We Waited For Potatoes And Missed Easter Island

    We trade two weeks of cruise ship news for a first-hand look at what 37 nights on a Princess world cruise segment really feels like, from coffee rituals and enrichment talks to bingo wins and casino lights. Pam walks us through missed ports, rough seas near Easter Island, and the small shipboard moments that quietly teach you the most about cruise safety and human behavior.  • Cruise news roundup including an arrest after a short Carnival sailing, heavy swells snapping mooring lines as a ship drifts into smaller boats and a medical emergency forcing an unscheduled return to port  • What it is like joining a world cruise “in progress”  • Building a long-cruise routine with sea days, talks, trivia, and the casino  • Cabin comfort on extended sailings and how upgrade bidding works  • Easter Island cancelled due to swells and what tender risk looks like up close  • Tahiti versus Moorea and how expectations collide with reality  • Gratuities, and why service can feel different  • CSK rapid-fire decisions on overboard moments, cabin knocks, and suspicious situations  • A bingo interruption for O negative blood and a late-night helicopter evacuation  Send us Fan Mail Do want to learn more about Cruise Line Terminology, alert calls, and fun cruise terminology? Check out our CruiseShipKiller Dictionary!

    S2EP5: We Waited For Potatoes And Missed Easter Island

  2. Sep 22

    S2EP4: Into Thin Air- A Planned Disappearance or Foul Play?

    We track the latest cruise ship incidents, then zoom in on a disappearance case so baffling it helped push U.S. cruise safety reform and cruise industry responsibilities and transparency. We also discuss why MOB detection systems are needed now. • a pastor’s unexplained pool injury that lead to his death • an Alaskan cruise ship pier destroyed by fire • an overboard case where timing and detection change everything • the Anna Kepner case update and the upcoming trial timeline • the Merrian Carver unsolved mystery • man overboard system stalling Anna Kepner Update https://www.foxnews.com/us/anna-kepner-stepbrother-blames-unfortunate-family-dynamic-push-murder-trial-plea-deadline-looms.amp https://apnews.com/article/carnival-cruise-teen-stepbrother-charged-sex-assault-bdf1f54776fadf0957a4273008e217df https://people.com/stepbrother-of-anna-kepner-gets-murder-trial-delay-as-family-blocks-lawyers-12068712 Merrian Carver https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CHRG-109hhrg28532/pdf/CHRG-109hhrg28532.pdf https://abcnews.com/Primetime/story?id=1541034 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cruise-tragedy-opens-family-feud/ Alaskan Pier Fire- Cruisehive- FB Minnesota Pastor dies- NYPost Send us Fan Mail Do want to learn more about Cruise Line Terminology, alert calls, and fun cruise terminology? Check out our CruiseShipKiller Dictionary!

    S2EP4: Into Thin Air- A Planned Disappearance or Foul Play?

  3. Sep 8

    S2EP3: A 1934 Whodunit: SS Morro Castle & Mystery on the Promenade

    We track the latest cruise ship incident headlines, from federal arrests and alleged crew misconduct to a canceled Alaska sailing that leaves passengers stuck dockside. Then we follow two darker mysteries, a recent fatal fall on a Norwegian sailing and the 1934 SS Morro Castle fire, to ask how often “accident” is the whole story. • Operation Tidal Wave arrests and what they suggest about crew vetting • Allegations of assault tied to unauthorized services and why official channels matter • An MSC lifeguard arrest and the uneasy reality of onboard access • Royal Caribbean canceling an Alaska cruise mid-repair and what fair compensation looks like • A viral Carnival slap video and what it shows about escalation • Power outage panic and why passengers fear worst-case scenarios • A fatal fall from an upper deck and how “unclassified” investigations play out • The SS Morro Castle disaster, safety failures, and lingering murder and arson theories Cruise Ship Killer  S2E3 – Sources https://www.cruisehive.com/power-outage-on-royal-caribbean-cruise-ship-leaves-guests-in-the-dark/216695 https://www.cruisemummy.co.uk/brief-power-loss-halts-operations-aboard-adventure-of-the-seas/ https://travel.yahoo.com/cruises/articles/cruise-ship-goes-dark-power-142305741.html https://people.com/cruise-passenger-reportedly-dies-after-falling-from-balcony-on-last-day-of-sailing-12068462 https://www.cruiselawnews.com/2026/08/articles/death-injury/man-dies-after-falling-from-balcony-on-norwegian-getaway/ https://www.cruisehive.com/man-dies-in-balcony-fall-on-final-night-of-norwegian-getaway-cruise/215937 https://www.cruisemapper.com/news/16628-passenger-dies-after-falling-from-balcony-aboard-norwegian-getaway https://truenews.media/2026/09/04/carnival-cruise-passenger-slaps-woman-after-heated-face-to-face-confrontation-video/ https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a71574026/captain-died-ship-in-flames/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbhHpgkGGOM Send us Fan Mail Do want to learn more about Cruise Line Terminology, alert calls, and fun cruise terminology? Check out our CruiseShipKiller Dictionary!

    S2EP3: A 1934 Whodunit: SS Morro Castle & Mystery on the Promenade

  4. Aug 25

    S2EP2: Conga Line Off The Gangway- 1K, Medivac- 50K, Travel Insurance: PRICELESS!

    The scariest part of a cruise is not always the ocean. Sometimes it is the moment you realize a medical emergency at sea has a price tag that looks like a down payment on a house. We start with the latest cruise news that sounds almost unbelievable until you remember it all happened to real passengers.  We talk through the latest cruise incidents a swimming-with-pigs lawsuit and an arrest at Port Canaveral after a couple allegedly forced their way into a family stateroom and attacked passengers, including a child. We also cover a man-overboard case near Scotland that delays disembarkation for all passengers. The core of the podcast revolves around what happens if you cruise without  insurance, especially remotely, and the benefits of door to door third party insurance.  A Honduras rope swing accident turns into a remote medical crisis with a costly medical evacuation that required a Go Fund Me. We break down cruise line travel insurance versus third-party comprehensive travel insurance, what “end-to-end” protection really means, why claims often require piles of documentation, and how preexisting condition waivers can depend on buying a policy weeks before departure.  If this helped you rethink shore excursion safety, cruise travel insurance, or medical evacuation planning, subscribe, share the episode with a cruise buddy, and leave us a review. Send us Fan Mail Do want to learn more about Cruise Line Terminology, alert calls, and fun cruise terminology? Check out our CruiseShipKiller Dictionary!

    S2EP2: Conga Line Off The Gangway- 1K, Medivac- 50K, Travel Insurance: PRICELESS!

  5. Aug 4

    S2EP1: When Pigs Float & Excursions Go Wrong

    A cruise can promise you paradise and still hand you a liability waiver with a ticking clock. We open season two of Cruise Ship Killer with the stories that make us rethink the most “normal” part of cruising: getting off the ship for an excursion, hopping on a bus, climbing into a small boat, and trusting that someone, somewhere, is counting heads. We start light but telling, with quick headlines that show the tone of cruising right now. Then we pivot into the real risk zone, where cruise excursion safety can fall apart fast and the consequences follow you home. From a Bahamas “swimming with the pigs” tour that ends in injury before the pigs even appear, to a deadly bus crash on the way to Mayan ruins, we talk about why transportation incidents are so common, how cruise lines market excursions, and what “we vetted them” actually protects. We also touch on a devastating Australian case: an 80-year-old hiker left behind by her ship due to broken protocols and manual sign-ins. We also unpack a propeller tragedy tied to alleged overserving and unsafe disembarkation instructions. If you book shore tours, this one is for you: practical questions to ask, what to look for in reviews and how to avoid getting stranded if you don’t book through the ship. Follow, share the episode with your favorite cruise planner, and leave us a review with the one safety rule you never bend on vacation. Youtube- 60 Minutes Australia- Suzanne Rees Livenowfromfox.com- Hannah Smith Cruisenews- Carnival sued after passenger hurt on Nassau swimming with pigs tour Cruiselawnews.com- Royal Caribbean excursion bus crash in Mexico Send us Fan Mail Do want to learn more about Cruise Line Terminology, alert calls, and fun cruise terminology? Check out our CruiseShipKiller Dictionary!

    S2EP1: When Pigs Float & Excursions Go Wrong

  6. Jul 21

    EP12: Costa Concordia- How A Course Change Became Catastrophic

    We break down the Costa Concordia disaster from the first off-course “salute” to the moment the ship lists and the evacuation turns into chaos. We keep coming back to one uncomfortable idea: luxury and routine can make people stop thinking until the situation is already out of control.  • why Costa Concordia stands out as a modern cruise ship disaster  • “cruise brain” and why people tune out real safety information  • the timeline from impact to delayed distress call  • how a listing ship makes lifeboats unusable fast  • the captain leaving the bridge and the Coast Guard phone call  • survival stories that show improvisation under pressure  • the search, salvage, fuel removal, and what happened to missing victims  • sentencing, scapegoat questions, and who else avoids prison time  • new global regulations like mandatory pre-departure muster drills  • mega cruise ships, evacuation limits, and what “too big” means  • compensation figures for passengers, families, and crew  If you enjoyed the show, please subscribe, rate, and review, or don't.  Sources:  Shipwrecked: Nightmare at sea. (Netflix) The Costa Concordia, why she sank. (Amazon Prime) Send us Fan Mail Do want to learn more about Cruise Line Terminology, alert calls, and fun cruise terminology? Check out our CruiseShipKiller Dictionary!

    EP12: Costa Concordia- How A Course Change Became Catastrophic

  7. Jul 6

    EP11: The Sailing Hookers Mystery

    A luxury night on the water is supposed to be calm, predictable, and safe. Then someone goes overboard and the explanation starts changing. We’re Jeff and Kathy, and we’re digging into the disappearance of Lynette Hooker, who vanishes after a late-evening dinghy ride near Elbow Cay in the Bahamas. Her husband, Brian Hooker, describes a sudden storm, broken equipment, and a long drift to shore but witnesses and reported surveillance point to calmer conditions and shallow water. We walk through the timeline step by step, focusing on what boating safety and man overboard protocol would normally look like, and why details like life jackets, ropes, a kill switch lanyard, flares, GPS data, and AIS vessel tracking matter so much in a maritime investigation. We also talk about the search effort, the arrest and release, and the hard truth many missing person cases face at sea: without a body, evidence can be thin even when the story feels full of holes. A powerful clip from Lynette’s daughter adds an emotional layer that’s difficult to ignore and raises the question that sits under the whole case: what’s accident, what’s negligence, and what’s something darker? Then we shift gears with something lighter: our Cruise Ship Killer dictionary, packed with cruise slang and crew jargon you’ll start noticing everywhere once you know it. Subscribe, share this with a friend who loves true crime, and leave a review with your theory on what happened out there. Send us Fan Mail Do want to learn more about Cruise Line Terminology, alert calls, and fun cruise terminology? Check out our CruiseShipKiller Dictionary!

    EP11: The Sailing Hookers Mystery

  8. Jun 21

    EP10: CSK's Fight Club- Book 'em Danno!

    We trade dark humor for hard questions as cruise ship fights keep popping up in the news, from petty arguments over food to a Nassau police station brawl that injures officers. We also dig into how cruise ship crime gets logged and reported, and why raw numbers can mislead without context like passenger days.  • A Nassau port fight that escalates into a police station rampage that includes a slow motion comedic escape attempt • Guilty pleas, fines vs jail time • Alcohol, short cruises, and why fights cluster around late-night chaos  • Petty triggers like VIP lines, chair hogging, and chicken tenders • A closed hallway argument that turns into a serious assault  • A captain who actually turns the ship around after a fight  • Cruise Vessel Security and Safety Act reporting categories and what gets counted  • How cruise line ban lists work across sister brands and beyond  If you've enjoyed the show, please subscribe, rate, and review, or don't. Send us Fan Mail Do want to learn more about Cruise Line Terminology, alert calls, and fun cruise terminology? Check out our CruiseShipKiller Dictionary!

    EP10: CSK's Fight Club- Book 'em Danno!
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Cruise Ship Killer (CSK) is a darkly comedic, deeply skeptical podcast that investigates deaths, disappearances, and bizarre incidents aboard cruise ships.

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  • Creator
    Geoff, Kathy, Dave & Kris
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    17
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Cruise Ship Killer
  • Show Website
    Cruise Ship Killer

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