Two Shit Blokes

Dave and Jason
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Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing. Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other. This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average. Real opinions. No polish. Weekly episodes full of footy, racing, and the odd rant. If you're looking for a sports pod that sounds like the pub, not the press conference — you’re in the right place.

  1. Oct 5

    Season 2 Episode 36: Grand Final Review & Penrith to Miss the 8?

    Dave and Jase wrap up the 2026 NRL season with a massive Grand Final breakdown. We dissect how the Sydney Roosters held on for a thrilling 19-18 win over the Newcastle Knights, James Tedesco’s masterclass, and where the Knights let it slip in the second half. Plus, we recap the Dolphins' demolition in the State Cup, Roosters NRLW dominance, pre-game entertainment highs and lows, and drop our way-too-early 2027 Top 8 and Bottom 4 ladder predictions (including why Penrith could miss the 8!). Thank you to everyone who supported us this season. Next time we’re back, look out for the Do Better NRL Podcast! Timestamps:0:00 - Kangaroos Squad & Snubs Reaction6:37 - Season 2 Finale Intro & Road to 400 Subs7:09 - Roosters vs Knights: 2026 NRL Grand Final Review8:02 - The Stats That Decided the Premiership14:14 - Tedesco & Roosters Forward Pack Dominance16:32 - Roosters Salary Cap & Future Roster Moves18:12 - State Cup: Dolphins Run Riot Over Penrith22:00 - NRLW Grand Final: Roosters Outclass Broncos23:15 - Grand Final Day Atmosphere, Entertainment & Controversies30:45 - 2027 Way-Too-Early Top 8 & Bottom 4 Predictions34:45 - Weekend Antics & Community Comments42:30 - Cody Walker & Latrell Mitchell Contract Debates47:48 - Season 2 Farewell & Moving to 'Do Better NRL Podcast' Thanks to our sponsors for supporting the show: Davis-Ford LawyersCriminal Defence, Traffic Law, Licence Appeals & Other ServicesPhone: 0431 666 741Website: www.dflawyers.com.au The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix® ConsultantEmail: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comFacebook: Thermo Logica - Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant Please support the businesses that support the show.

  2. Sep 29

    Season 2 Episode 35: Cleary Broken Leg Controversy & Grand Final Preview

    Welcome back to the podcast! This week we dive straight into the massive fallout from the preliminary finals, the huge controversy surrounding Phoenix Crossland’s hip drop tackle that broke Nathan Cleary’s leg, and preview the upcoming NRL Grand Final between the Sydney Roosters and Newcastle Knights.Plus, we recap our Matt Elliott interview, dissect Latrell and Cody Walker’s contract situations, review our shockingly bad pre-season predictions, and hear another wild instalment of "What Did Crazy Daisy Do This Week? "Timestamps00:00 – Intro & Channel Name Update 02:29 – Matt Elliott Interview Recap & Coaching Insights 05:33 – NRL News: Crossland Hip Drop & Nathan Cleary Broken Leg (Send-off Debate) 10:53 – Latrell Mitchell & Cody Walker Contract Drama & Perth Rumours 15:09 – Tigers End-of-Year Awards Controversy 16:25 – Grand Final Pre-Game Entertainment & Olivia Dean 18:46 – Sponsor: Davis Ford Lawyers 19:24 – Prelim Final Review: Roosters vs Dolphins 24:16 – Prelim Final Review: Knights vs Panthers 29:21 – Ashley Klein & Bunker Controversy 30:38 – Sponsor: The Bloombar by Emily 30:48 – NRL Grand Final Preview: Roosters vs Knights 35:01 – Grand Final Multis, Clive Churchill Medal & Best Bets 37:48 – Sponsor: Thermomix with Penny 38:02 – What Went Wrong & Right: Dolphins & Panthers Season Wrap 43:13 – Reviewing Our Wild Pre-Season Predictions (How Wrong Were We?) 48:03 – What Did Crazy Daisy Do This Week? (Hospital Madness) 53:21 – Fan Polls & Community Comments 57:34 – Road to 400 Subs, Grand Final Trip & Off-Season Plans Davis-Ford Lawyers: Trusted legal advice across criminal defence, traffic law, licence appeals and other services.Phone: 0431 666 741Website: dflawyers.com.au The Bloom Bar by Emily: For all floral arrangements, weddings, birthdays and special events.Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant: Book a demo to see how Thermomix can make life easier in the kitchen.Email: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comFacebook: Thermo Logica - Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantEnjoyed the episode? Smash the like button, leave a comment with your Grand Final prediction, and subscribe.

  3. Sep 22

    NRL Coach Matt Elliott: Coaching Chaos, Player Mindset & NRL Secrets

    In this exclusive interview, former NRL head coach Matt Elliott sits down with Two Sh*t Blokes to pull back the curtain on top-flight rugby league.From coaching the Canberra Raiders, Penrith Panthers, and New Zealand Warriors to dealing with boardrooms, player mindset, and the high-stakes pressure of professional coaching, Matt shares unfiltered stories and unique insights from across his career.In this episode, we cover: • Life inside the NRL coaching box and managing game-day pressure• Tactical evolutions, player psychology, and leadership• Stories from his time at Canberra, Penrith, and the Warriors• The modern state of the NRL and where the game is headingTimestamps0:00 – Intro & Welcome Matt Elliott03:30 – Early Playing Days & Transition to Coaching12:15 – The Pressure of the NRL Coaching Box24:40 – Coaching the Canberra Raiders & Building Culture38:10 – The Penrith Panthers Years & Tough Decisions51:05 – Player Psychology, Man Management & Mindset1:05:20 – Handling Sacking, Media Pressure & Boardrooms1:18:45 – The Modern NRL: Rules, Tactics & Evolution1:28:10 – Final Thoughts & Where to Follow Matt1:31:30 – Wrap Up & OutroDon't forget to Like, Subscribe, and hit the Notification Bell so you never miss an episode of the Two Shit Blokes Podcast!#NRL #RugbyLeague #MattElliott #TwoShitBlokes #NRLPodcast #RugbyLeaguePodcast#Codesports#

  4. Sep 21

    Season 2 Episode 34: The Bunker Scandal & Preliminary Final Wars

    We’re down to the final four. This week on Two Shit Blokes we review the Roosters’ massive 46–10 win over the Sharks and Newcastle’s 12–10 win over the Warriors before turning our attention to the Preliminary Finals. Dolphins v RoostersPanthers v Knights Four teams left. Two spots in the Grand Final. Who can win it — and who CAN’T WIN? We also name our NRL Team of the Year, including our picks across the key positions and our Coach of the Year. Then we continue our end-of-season reviews. This week we look at the Warriors, Sharks, Rabbitohs and Cowboys — what went right, what went wrong, who’s coming, who’s going and what needs to change heading into 2027. And we have Part 2 of our interview with former Roosters fullback Rocket Rod Silva. No media training. Strong opinions. Zero qualifications. OUR SPONSORS Davis-Ford LawyersCriminal Defence, Traffic Law, Licence Appeals & Other ServicesPhone: 0431 666 741www.dflawyers.com.au The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix® ConsultantEmail: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comFacebook: Thermo Logica - Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant #NRL #NRLFinals #NRL2026 #RugbyLeague #TwoShitBlokes #Roosters #Dolphins #Panthers #Knights #RocketRodSilva

  5. Sep 14

    Season 2 Episode 33: NRL Finals Week 2: Upset Warnings & Brutal Realities

    BRUTAL REALITY — Finals footy leaves nowhere to hide. Finals Round 1 is done and four teams are left fighting for survival. This week on Two Shit Blokes, we break down what happened in the opening week of the finals and preview the two massive games ahead: 🏉 Roosters v Sharks 🏉 Warriors v Knights We also take a look at the next four teams whose seasons are over — Sea Eagles, Storm, Raiders and Bulldogs — what went wrong, what went right and what needs to change heading into 2027. Plus, Rocket Rod Silva joins us for Part 1 of our interview. Rod takes us back through his rugby league journey and gives us the stories and memories from inside the game. We also get into the latest NRL news, your comments and plenty more from the worst NRL podcast on the planet. 00:00 – Intro & Pre-Show Banter 01:03 – Welcome to Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast 02:15 – NRL Finals Week 1 Recap & Reactions 12:30 – Semi-Final 1 Preview: Key Matchups & Upset Potential 25:40 – Semi-Final 2 Preview: Forward Pack Battles & Tactical Breakdown 37:10 – Brutal Realities: Season Post-Mortem & Team Reviews 44:24 – Introducing Rod Silva 46:37 – Special Guest: Rod Silva Interview (Career Highlights & Footy Insights) 1:22:15 – Outro & Final Predictions Thanks to the people who back the show: Davis Ford Lawyers Criminal Defence • Traffic Law • Licence Appeals & Other Services 0431 666 741 dflawyers.com.au The Bloom Bar by Emily Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Email: Em197599@yahoo.comThermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Email: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Thanks to everyone who watches, comments, votes in the polls and gets involved every week. And as always… DO BETTER .#NRL #NRLFinals #RugbyLeague #TwoShitBlokes #NRL2026 #CronullaSharks #SydneyRoosters #NZWarriors #NewcastleKnights #RodSilva #RocketRod #NRLPodcast #RugbyLeaguePodcast

  6. Sep 9

    Season 2 Episode 32: THE PNG TAX FREE RAID

    Welcome back to another massive episode of the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast!This week, we dive into the fallout from the PNG expansion bids and tax-free contracts, the $57M Super League bailout led by Peter V'landys, and Benji Marshall’s cleanout at the Tigers. Plus, we break down what went wrong for the NRL’s bottom five teams, preview every Week 1 Finals matchup with our best bets/multis, and discuss a potential podcast name change.Timestamps / Chapters:00:00 – Jai Arrow & Souths Emotional Tribute02:28 – The PNG Tax-Free Contract Frenzy (Hudson Young & Nathan Cleary)06:24 – Can V'landys Save the Super League? ($57M Bailout)09:40 – Judiciary Drama & Benji's Tigers Cleanout15:53 – Bottom 5 Autopsy: Eels, Broncos, Tigers, Titans & Dragons35:09 – Finals Week 1 Preview: Rabbitohs vs. Knights39:58 – Finals Week 1 Preview: Warriors vs. Dolphins42:15 – Finals Week 1 Preview: Sharks vs. Cowboys45:05 – Finals Week 1 Preview: Roosters vs. Panthers & Best Multis51:41 – Emily’s Backyard Landscaping Disaster57:40 – Should We Change Our Name? ("Do Better" Poll)01:00:41 – NFL Season Kickoff & Wrap-upOur SponsorsDavis-Ford LawyersCriminal Defence, Traffic Law, Licence Appeals & Other Services📞 0431 666 741🌐 dflawyers.com.auThe Bloom Bar by EmilyBeautiful floral arrangements for all occasions📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily✉️ Em197599@yahoo.comThermo Logica – Penny, Thermomix® Consultant📸 Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant📘 Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant✉️ penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comDon't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe! Let us know your Week 1 Finals picks and your vote on the podcast name down below.#NRL #NRLFinals #TwoShitBlokes #RugbyLeague #Podcast

  7. Aug 24

    Season 2 Episode 31:Is Joseph Manu PNG's New Mercenary?

    This week on Two Shit Blokes, we’re into the business end of the NRL season — and there’s plenty happening. We kick things off with the big news around Manu signing with PNG and what the move could mean as PNG continues to build towards its entry into the NRL. Then we review all the action from Round 25, including Penrith knocking off Melbourne, Brisbane getting past Canberra in a thriller, the Warriors putting 45 on Souths, the Bulldogs smashing the Dragons, and the Tigers pulling off a one-point win over the Roosters. We also preview Round 26, with some massive games including Broncos v Storm, Panthers v Bulldogs, Roosters v Dolphins, Warriors v Knights and Eels v Sharks as the race towards the finals heats up. Plus, we go through your latest poll results and comments — including whether Newcastle should consider letting Ponga and Dylan Brown go, who's responsible for the Bulldogs' salary-cap situation, and whether Sam Walker is really worth $1.7 million a season. As always, thanks to everyone who watches, comments and votes in the polls — and a massive thanks to our sponsors for backing the show. Proudly Supported By Our Sponsors Davis-Ford LawyersCriminal Defence • Traffic Law • Licence Appeals & Other Services0431 666 741www.dflawyers.com.au The Bloom Bar by EmilyBeautiful floral arrangements for every occasion. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix® Consultant penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant A massive thank you to our sponsors for supporting the Two Shit Blokes Podcast.

  8. Aug 18

    Season 2 Episode 30: Sam Walker Wants Lots and Lots of Money

    Season 2 Episode 30: Sam Walker Wants Lots and Lots of Money Sorry for the late upload — remote recording has its challenges, and apparently it’s also pretty hard to get Jason out of the pool in Bali. 😂 This week on Two Shit Blokes, we get into Sam Walker setting his price, Billy Slater stepping down as Queensland coach, Hudson Young looking at the money on offer from PNG, the Broncos implosion and plenty more from around the NRL. We also review all the action from Round 24, including the Roosters knocking off Penrith, the Rabbitohs beating the Bulldogs, the Raiders getting past the Sharks and the Warriors putting 40 on Brisbane. Then we preview Round 25, check the results of this week's poll, get into your comments and find out what Emily has been up to this week. Thanks as always to our sponsors Davis Ford Lawyers, The Bloom Bar and Thermomix, and to everyone who watches, listens, comments and gets involved with the show. OUR SPONSORS DAVIS-FORD LAWYERSCriminal Defence • Traffic Law • Licence Appeals & Other Services📞 0431 666 741🌐 dflawyers.com.au THE BLOOM BAR BY EMILYFlowers for weddings, funerals, anniversaries, birthdays — or when you’ve just stuffed up and need to say sorry.📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily📧 Em197599@yahoo.com THERMO LOGICA – PENNY THERMOMIX® CONSULTANTWant to see what a Thermomix can do? Get in touch with Penny for information or a demonstration.📧 penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com📘 Facebook: Thermo Logica - Penny Thermomix Consultant📸 Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant

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Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing. Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other. This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average. Real opinions. No polish. Weekly episodes full of footy, racing, and the odd rant. If you're looking for a sports pod that sounds like the pub, not the press conference — you’re in the right place.

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  • Creator
    Dave and Jason
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    64
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dave and Jason
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