Two Shit Blokes

Dave and Jason

Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing. Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other. This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average. Real opinions. No polish. Weekly episodes full of footy, racing, and the odd rant. If you're looking for a sports pod that sounds like the pub, not the press conference — you’re in the right place.

  1. 4d ago

    Season 2 Episode 33: NRL Finals Week 2: Upset Warnings & Brutal Realities

    BRUTAL REALITY — Finals footy leaves nowhere to hide. Finals Round 1 is done and four teams are left fighting for survival. This week on Two Shit Blokes, we break down what happened in the opening week of the finals and preview the two massive games ahead: 🏉 Roosters v Sharks 🏉 Warriors v Knights We also take a look at the next four teams whose seasons are over — Sea Eagles, Storm, Raiders and Bulldogs — what went wrong, what went right and what needs to change heading into 2027. Plus, Rocket Rod Silva joins us for Part 1 of our interview. Rod takes us back through his rugby league journey and gives us the stories and memories from inside the game. We also get into the latest NRL news, your comments and plenty more from the worst NRL podcast on the planet. 00:00 – Intro & Pre-Show Banter 01:03 – Welcome to Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast 02:15 – NRL Finals Week 1 Recap & Reactions 12:30 – Semi-Final 1 Preview: Key Matchups & Upset Potential 25:40 – Semi-Final 2 Preview: Forward Pack Battles & Tactical Breakdown 37:10 – Brutal Realities: Season Post-Mortem & Team Reviews 44:24 – Introducing Rod Silva 46:37 – Special Guest: Rod Silva Interview (Career Highlights & Footy Insights) 1:22:15 – Outro & Final Predictions Thanks to the people who back the show: Davis Ford Lawyers Criminal Defence • Traffic Law • Licence Appeals & Other Services 0431 666 741 dflawyers.com.au The Bloom Bar by Emily Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Email: Em197599@yahoo.comThermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Email: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Thanks to everyone who watches, comments, votes in the polls and gets involved every week. And as always… DO BETTER .#NRL #NRLFinals #RugbyLeague #TwoShitBlokes #NRL2026 #CronullaSharks #SydneyRoosters #NZWarriors #NewcastleKnights #RodSilva #RocketRod #NRLPodcast #RugbyLeaguePodcast

  2. Sep 9

    Season 2 Episode 32: THE PNG TAX FREE RAID

    Welcome back to another massive episode of the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast!This week, we dive into the fallout from the PNG expansion bids and tax-free contracts, the $57M Super League bailout led by Peter V'landys, and Benji Marshall’s cleanout at the Tigers. Plus, we break down what went wrong for the NRL’s bottom five teams, preview every Week 1 Finals matchup with our best bets/multis, and discuss a potential podcast name change.Timestamps / Chapters:00:00 – Jai Arrow & Souths Emotional Tribute02:28 – The PNG Tax-Free Contract Frenzy (Hudson Young & Nathan Cleary)06:24 – Can V'landys Save the Super League? ($57M Bailout)09:40 – Judiciary Drama & Benji's Tigers Cleanout15:53 – Bottom 5 Autopsy: Eels, Broncos, Tigers, Titans & Dragons35:09 – Finals Week 1 Preview: Rabbitohs vs. Knights39:58 – Finals Week 1 Preview: Warriors vs. Dolphins42:15 – Finals Week 1 Preview: Sharks vs. Cowboys45:05 – Finals Week 1 Preview: Roosters vs. Panthers & Best Multis51:41 – Emily’s Backyard Landscaping Disaster57:40 – Should We Change Our Name? ("Do Better" Poll)01:00:41 – NFL Season Kickoff & Wrap-upOur SponsorsDavis-Ford LawyersCriminal Defence, Traffic Law, Licence Appeals & Other Services📞 0431 666 741🌐 dflawyers.com.auThe Bloom Bar by EmilyBeautiful floral arrangements for all occasions📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily✉️ Em197599@yahoo.comThermo Logica – Penny, Thermomix® Consultant📸 Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant📘 Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant✉️ penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comDon't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe! Let us know your Week 1 Finals picks and your vote on the podcast name down below.#NRL #NRLFinals #TwoShitBlokes #RugbyLeague #Podcast

  3. Aug 24

    Season 2 Episode 31:Is Joseph Manu PNG's New Mercenary?

    This week on Two Shit Blokes, we’re into the business end of the NRL season — and there’s plenty happening. We kick things off with the big news around Manu signing with PNG and what the move could mean as PNG continues to build towards its entry into the NRL. Then we review all the action from Round 25, including Penrith knocking off Melbourne, Brisbane getting past Canberra in a thriller, the Warriors putting 45 on Souths, the Bulldogs smashing the Dragons, and the Tigers pulling off a one-point win over the Roosters. We also preview Round 26, with some massive games including Broncos v Storm, Panthers v Bulldogs, Roosters v Dolphins, Warriors v Knights and Eels v Sharks as the race towards the finals heats up. Plus, we go through your latest poll results and comments — including whether Newcastle should consider letting Ponga and Dylan Brown go, who's responsible for the Bulldogs' salary-cap situation, and whether Sam Walker is really worth $1.7 million a season. As always, thanks to everyone who watches, comments and votes in the polls — and a massive thanks to our sponsors for backing the show. Proudly Supported By Our Sponsors Davis-Ford LawyersCriminal Defence • Traffic Law • Licence Appeals & Other Services0431 666 741www.dflawyers.com.au The Bloom Bar by EmilyBeautiful floral arrangements for every occasion. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix® Consultant penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant A massive thank you to our sponsors for supporting the Two Shit Blokes Podcast.

  4. Aug 18

    Season 2 Episode 30: Sam Walker Wants Lots and Lots of Money

    Season 2 Episode 30: Sam Walker Wants Lots and Lots of Money Sorry for the late upload — remote recording has its challenges, and apparently it’s also pretty hard to get Jason out of the pool in Bali. 😂 This week on Two Shit Blokes, we get into Sam Walker setting his price, Billy Slater stepping down as Queensland coach, Hudson Young looking at the money on offer from PNG, the Broncos implosion and plenty more from around the NRL. We also review all the action from Round 24, including the Roosters knocking off Penrith, the Rabbitohs beating the Bulldogs, the Raiders getting past the Sharks and the Warriors putting 40 on Brisbane. Then we preview Round 25, check the results of this week's poll, get into your comments and find out what Emily has been up to this week. Thanks as always to our sponsors Davis Ford Lawyers, The Bloom Bar and Thermomix, and to everyone who watches, listens, comments and gets involved with the show. OUR SPONSORS DAVIS-FORD LAWYERSCriminal Defence • Traffic Law • Licence Appeals & Other Services📞 0431 666 741🌐 dflawyers.com.au THE BLOOM BAR BY EMILYFlowers for weddings, funerals, anniversaries, birthdays — or when you’ve just stuffed up and need to say sorry.📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily📧 Em197599@yahoo.com THERMO LOGICA – PENNY THERMOMIX® CONSULTANTWant to see what a Thermomix can do? Get in touch with Penny for information or a demonstration.📧 penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com📘 Facebook: Thermo Logica - Penny Thermomix Consultant📸 Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant

  5. Aug 10

    Season 2 Episode 29: V'landys Is Taking the NRL Global

    Season 2 Episode 29 – Is V'landys Turning the NRL Into a Global Game? This week on Two Shit Blokes, we look at the latest moves to take rugby league beyond Australia, with PNG signing Brian To'o and the announcement of a Global Round. Is Peter V'landys changing the NRL forever, and just how far can the game go internationally? We review all the action from Round 23, including some massive results, before looking ahead to Round 24 and giving our usual tips and predictions. We also wrap up our four-part interview with Parramatta and Australian rugby league legend John Muggleton, as John talks about his move into coaching and the journey that eventually took him all the way to coaching with the Wallabies. Plus, we get into the Zac Lomax debate, read some of your comments and, as always, probably upset a few people along the way. Proudly supported by: Davis Ford LawyersCriminal Defence, Traffic Law, Licence Appeals & other legal services.📞 0431 666 741🌐 dflawyers.com.au The Bloom Bar by EmilyFlowers for weddings, funerals, anniversaries, birthdays — or when you've stuffed up and need to say sorry.📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily📧 Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny, Thermomix® ConsultantWant an easier life or looking for the perfect gift? Get in touch with Penny for a Thermomix demo.📸 Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant📧 penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com Two Shit Blokes — No media training. Strong opinions. Zero qualifications. Do Better.

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Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing. Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other. This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average. Real opinions. No polish. Weekly episodes full of footy, racing, and the odd rant. If you're looking for a sports pod that sounds like the pub, not the press conference — you’re in the right place.

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