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How do you keep yourself motivated and handle day-to-day activities? Get fresh air, if time permits. Eat healthy, once in a while may be. Be active, show up in the gym or take jogging, if the weather permits. Talk to friends, if they are available. Lot of ifs and buts. Time flies and you wish there is a pause button in life. Do you write daily journals?. How much calories consumed and burnt. Your food intake. Your mood. Your perspective to your own life. At the end of the day, you wish you helped many. You wish you smiled and laughed to bring your charisma out. Back to the question, when did you smile or laugh?.Yes twitter or instagram stories may make you laugh, if the feed or algorithm that day suites your mood that time. Otherwise, you are just browsing the feed with your mind on something else! Welcome to Humor From News. A social media feed where you can watch news with a twist of satire. Everyone has FOMO disease. FOMO-Fear of missing out!. The prescription for that disease could be this news channel. You get to know this week’s news and events without spending hours in websites. You will get a pinch of humor or sarcasm added to make it interesting news. All the news or events are real, but my effort on the humor is the cosmetics to those items. Is it just watching or hearing funny news?. No, I do add a content on ‘word for the week’, (or) ‘funny joke of the week’. Be happy and enjoy life!

  1. Sep 26

    Sep 2026 Humor From News - Monthly Edition

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Humor From News Humor From News Some interesting news you missed last week while scrolling endlessly on repetitive instagram or tiktok reels and shorts. In September 2026, scientists identified the Tilcayo (Leopardus tilcayo), marking the first new wild cat species discovered in over a century. Wait for few years! New human species will be discovered, who can’t bend their head straight or backwards. After effects of constant social media scrolling many hours in a day! Next about AI. Not again, don’t say that.. Google’s Gemini is the latest AI model to hack other companies Few years back, we were worried about someone in different country hacking into your systems. AI has made them unemployed! Another news, may animals are interested in what is going on with AI? Mountain lion released back into the wild after being captured in San Francisco It was just trying to get some polluted air and high noise levels, as a weekend get away trip! How was your work week? Want to know new technology news that could save some time at work, so that go outside for a walk or chit-chat with your friend? Excel news with humor added Microsoft Excel updates allow multiple values in a single cell Do not share this to your colleagues or manager. Now you can excel at work using this new excel feature! Many times, rich people losing millions or billions are in the headline news Mark Zuckerberg loses $9 billion in a day amid AI overspending fears. For him just another day at wall street. For many others, they are complaining about 18 cents raise for a gallon in gas prices this week. Now some junk news about junk foods McDonald’s is spending billions to make major changes AI leaders are losing money in the market. Fast food companies are making major investments. So do not worry about AI, as long as you get french fries at the counter! You lost reading books habit, printed newspapers are gone from the shops, office water cooler talks are missing due to remote work. How do you get fresh news combined with humor? Another discovery news..Last week it was about a cat. New hairy-legged, three-lipped, red-eyed sea spider species discovered If you happen watch this reel at night and got nightmares, you are watching reels at a wrong time! Health is important but what about privacy? Smart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive health Invasion of privacy? What technology can do or can’t do! News you teenagers love to hear, for a change! It’s 10pm, and your kids want to know where you are. Washington post article Soon expect curfew time for parents. Payback time kids! You have to-do lists everyday. Lists in sticky notes or in your mind. Having a quick laughter or smile is in your list? You can track me in social media and kindle amazon books under ‘humor from news’. Thanks for your time! https://www.tiktok.com/@humorfromnews https://www.instagram.com/humorfromnews/ https://www.youtube.com/@HumorFromNews https://rss.com/podcasts/cartoonsbymatt/ https://www.facebook.com/humorfromnews/ https://www.amazon.com/ Search mattravikumar

    Sep 2026 Humor From News - Monthly Edition
  2. Sep 20

    Sep 2026 First Part

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Humor From News Humor From News Some interesting news you missed last week while scrolling endlessly on repetitive instagram or tiktok reels and shorts. First health news. Health is important but what about privacy? Smart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive health Invasion of privacy? What technology can do or can’t do! Second, news you teenagers love to hear, for a change! It’s 10pm, and your kids want to know where you are. Washington post article Soon expect curfew time for parents. Payback time kids! You have to-do lists everyday. Lists in sticky notes or in your mind. Having a quick laughter or smile is in your list? 10,000 steps a day may not be the key to a longer life, study finds So keeping track of all those steps in a day was a waste of time? Many people got obsessed with those tracking apps. Bacteria can remember without brain, new study finds I am yet to recover from what AI can or can not do. Don’t scare with good-old bacteria news. LG officially denies reports that its smart TVs are secretly recording users My grandma used to say..cover the TV with thick blanket when not in use! Larry Ellison cancels plan to sell Oracle stock worth up to $7.5 billion For rich people, even canceling their stock selling plan is a big news! Next, health news that mice can help us. Stanford University team grows human brain cells inside mice Soon, people will be keeping mice as pet. That is the backup plan. Like hair transplant, liver transplant - now brain transplant when one needs it. Did you hear about the new cat species? In September 2026, scientists identified the Tilcayo (Leopardus tilcayo), marking the first new wild cat species discovered in over a century. Wait for few years! New human species will be discovered, who can’t bend their head straight or backwards. After effects of constant social media scrolling many hours in a day! Next about AI. Not again, don’t say that.. Google’s Gemini is the latest AI model to hack other companies Few years back, we were worried about someone in different country hacking into your systems. AI has made them unemployed! Another news, may animals are interested in what is going on with AI? Mountain lion released back into the wild after being captured in San Francisco It was just trying to get some polluted air and high noise levels, as a weekend get away trip! Enjoy your day. Like, share and follow. Life can be simple yet enjoyable!

    Sep 2026 First Part
  3. Sep 20

    August 2026 Revisited

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Humor From News You watch regular news and then look for salty snacks and soda. Still not happy! News can bring cheers into your life if you pick and choose what you see. My job is to get you to smile a little from some boring news items First health news.. Ketogenic diet excels at reversing pre-diabetes and fatty liver If I am in the marketing department, my headline will be written as ‘ ketogenic diet makes you photogenic’ It's Official: Tom Cruise Confirms 'Days Of Thunder' Sequel For Summer 2028 Yes, summer 2028, that long. Ardent fans will say, it is a (mission) impossible wait! Some exclusive California news: Alleged thieves steal more than 80 pounds of Bay Area, California mail. I am sure most of the 80 pounds are junk mails and marketing brochures. They saved people’s time in throwing them out from mail box to garbage bin. Next is about coffee.. Finnish study links habitual coffee consumption to healthier body metabolism . Good news for coffee lovers. Tea lovers, don’t get upset. Wait for some weeks, there will be another study which will say Tea is better than coffee. Then you may come to compromise, coffee in the morning and tea in the evening. Green apples vs. red apples and whether one is better than the other, research study. Humans have created enough divide in this World. Now they want to create divisions in the apple fruits? Every thing has a purpose in this world, isn’t? Studies keep you entertained, for sure! Taking the stairs could protect your heart and help you live longer. Studies say. First you need to be healthy to take the stairs. Then, what about people who don’t have stairs at their homes? Should they get a step ladder and practice going up and down? Scientists Find Just 3 Minutes of Sprinting Can Transform Blood Chemistry This is what we do often isn’t? Running to catch up a late meeting, sprinting to catch a flight, walking few hundred steps in aisles of grocery store for a cheaper deal? COVID is ‘growing’ in nearly every state, CDC reports When we are growing up, growing is used like this: economy is growing, human population is growing, work hard to grow wealth. Now we are using growing word on a virus issue! ‘Exercise pill’ that may reduce appetite and mimic physical activity clears first human test. Good news for pharma companies, bad news for physical trainers and gym owners. Daily sugary drink consumption linked to more than double stomach cancer risk My friend says who can afford bottled drinking water when sodas are much cheaper? Back to our favorite subject: research studies Some people experience dramatic hair regrowth from common arthritis drug: study We are used to hear or listen the fine prints of bad side effects from any drug. Life for a change, gets some good side effects from a drug! Woman Thought She Had a Kidney Stone. Hours Later, She Unexpectedly Gave Birth to a Baby Girl Friends and relatives may already have a name for that girl - ‘surprise’! Everyone has this fear, FOMO. Fear of missing out. I take the news you probably missed and add a little humor to it No politics and no repetition I just ask you to like and follow to help me know someone smiled today Something new for this month. Two German airport workers die of malaria after 'mosquito arrives on plane' Blame the free drinks on international flights. That news should have spread in the social media channels of mosquito community! Sweetener used in chewing gum and jam linked to strokes and heart attacks I think some one is following what I like and relish in life! And then scare me with these news. What do you think?

    August 2026 Revisited
  4. Sep 20

    July 2026 Revisited

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Humor From News You want some good humor from some stale news that you already missed JULY Month. Don’t worry it is the catch up time now. Real news gives fear and anxiety. Mixing with humor is the medical solution! AI and Taylor news. Yes they keep us hooked! AI Improves Earthquake Detection, as per recent news Asking on behalf of men, can AI predict spouse’s mood swings few hours early? Taylor Swift paid $160,000 in fees for New York City wedding, Mayor says The image as New York City as most favorite wedding destination in world after this wedding, priceless! Game time and family time! Pokémon Go celebrates 10th anniversary in Times Square TikTok generation may ask what is Pokemon. That will decide whether you are X, Y or Z generation. If you don’t know what is X,Y, or Z, then you have a lot of homework to do! King Charles hosted Harry and Meghan for a private family gathering. Happy for the Royal Family. Hope this does not get into another netflix episodes of ‘Royal Family Feud’. There are few things still free in this world. Yes, sunlight and fresh air. But also the kindness and smiles. Kindness is in your hands, smile I can provide little help! Scientists find sugar molecule erythrulose in deep space So sugar addiction is not just limited to Earth and humans Iceberg lettuce recalled in 27 states due to potential cyclospora contamination Let truce happen to Lettuce first! War news, weather news. What else to scare?. Www should really mean “world, war and weather”! There is always a glimmer of hope and smile if you choose the right news. As people say just observe the news and not absorb it. First new betting strategies.. White House teleprompter operator made more than $100K betting on Trump's speeches: Sources You thought betting means horse races or casino houses? Things have changed while we were just scrolling social media sites. From better to running a mile with record timing.. British runner Josh Kerr ran 3 minutes, 42.66 seconds to break the long-standing men's mile world record in London on Saturday. Previous record in 1999 was 3 minutes 43.13 seconds. People say every second matters. Here every fraction of a second matters. Let us not waste a minute in our lives. Be happy, smile and spread the kindness. TikTok is back, some housing news as well. Tiktok is still banned in many countries. In US, everything is possible when dollar speaks. TikTok deemed safe to download on government devices, as per recent news Productivity at office hours in Government impact? I could hear your murmur, anyone else bother about it anymore? Social media is enriching few selected companies we all know! It is an addiction like coffee and alcohol. Or eating junk foods. Next let us chat on some average American life style. Americans must earn $109,152 annually to afford a home. This is based on median price of a single family house at $446,400 price level. Forget east coast and west coast cities then! Good news is that it is $848 lesser than the whole number of $110K Let us look at some moon news Astronomers Discover the First Known Moon Outside our Solar System - called exomoon So whatever we studied and wrote exams, has totally changed now? Full Moon July 2026: ‘Buck Moon’ Sets Up A Total Eclipse Of The Sun Moon is getting all the attention this week. Just asking for a friend, why people call ‘honey-moon’ and not ‘honey-sun’?

    July 2026 Revisited
  5. Aug 30

    August 2026 Humor From News

    Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Humor From News You watch regular news and then look for salty snacks and soda. Still not happy! News can bring cheers into your life if you pick and choose what you see. My job is to get you to smile a little from some boring news items First health news.. Ketogenic diet excels at reversing pre-diabetes and fatty liver If I am in the marketing department, my headline will be written as ‘ ketogenic diet makes you photogenic’ It's Official: Tom Cruise Confirms 'Days Of Thunder' Sequel For Summer 2028 Yes, summer 2028, that long. Ardent fans will say, it is a (mission) impossible wait! Some exclusive California news: Alleged thieves steal more than 80 pounds of Bay Area, California mail. I am sure most of the 80 pounds are junk mails and marketing brochures. They saved people’s time in throwing them out from mail box to garbage bin. Next is about coffee.. Finnish study links habitual coffee consumption to healthier body metabolism . Good news for coffee lovers. Tea lovers, don’t get upset. Wait for some weeks, there will be another study which will say Tea is better than coffee. Then you may come to compromise, coffee in the morning and tea in the evening. Green apples vs. red apples and whether one is better than the other, research study. Humans have created enough divide in this World. Now they want to create divisions in the apple fruits? Every thing has a purpose in this world, isn’t? Studies keep you entertained, for sure! Taking the stairs could protect your heart and help you live longer. Studies say. First you need to be healthy to take the stairs. Then, what about people who don’t have stairs at their homes? Should they get a step ladder and practice going up and down? Scientists Find Just 3 Minutes of Sprinting Can Transform Blood Chemistry This is what we do often isn’t? Running to catch up a late meeting, sprinting to catch a flight, walking few hundred steps in aisles of grocery store for a cheaper deal? COVID is ‘growing’ in nearly every state, CDC reports When we are growing up, growing is used like this: economy is growing, human population is growing, work hard to grow wealth. Now we are using growing word on a virus issue! ‘Exercise pill’ that may reduce appetite and mimic physical activity clears first human test. Good news for pharma companies, bad news for physical trainers and gym owners. Daily sugary drink consumption linked to more than double stomach cancer risk My friend says who can afford bottled drinking water when sodas are much cheaper? Two German airport workers die of malaria after 'mosquito arrives on plane' Blame the free drinks on international flights. That news should have spread in the social media channels of mosquito community! Sweetener used in chewing gum and jam linked to strokes and heart attacks I think some one is following what I like and relish in life! And then scare me with these news. What do you think? What to Expect from Apple’s iPhone 18 Pro: Design Changes, Specs, and Costs They put costs in the last word. Marketing ploy!. Have you noticed your current iphone loses battery fast or hang-up, just few weeks before the new model release? United States national debt surpasses $40 trillion If you are like me, then don’t even think of counting number of zeros in a trillion. Think of what you can control in your own life. Enjoy your day. Like, share and follow. This is free service to humankind. There is also a subscriber model if you want to get humor exclusively ahead. Just saying! My instagram account , ‘humor from news’. Press the like and follow button to get to know future reels. Don’t miss to get the smile!

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How do you keep yourself motivated and handle day-to-day activities? Get fresh air, if time permits. Eat healthy, once in a while may be. Be active, show up in the gym or take jogging, if the weather permits. Talk to friends, if they are available. Lot of ifs and buts. Time flies and you wish there is a pause button in life. Do you write daily journals?. How much calories consumed and burnt. Your food intake. Your mood. Your perspective to your own life. At the end of the day, you wish you helped many. You wish you smiled and laughed to bring your charisma out. Back to the question, when did you smile or laugh?.Yes twitter or instagram stories may make you laugh, if the feed or algorithm that day suites your mood that time. Otherwise, you are just browsing the feed with your mind on something else! Welcome to Humor From News. A social media feed where you can watch news with a twist of satire. Everyone has FOMO disease. FOMO-Fear of missing out!. The prescription for that disease could be this news channel. You get to know this week’s news and events without spending hours in websites. You will get a pinch of humor or sarcasm added to make it interesting news. All the news or events are real, but my effort on the humor is the cosmetics to those items. Is it just watching or hearing funny news?. No, I do add a content on ‘word for the week’, (or) ‘funny joke of the week’. Be happy and enjoy life!