Two Girls, One Haircut

Jessie Worthington and Kiki Reynolds

Two girls, one haircut. Very different opinions. Join sisters Jessie and Kiki for a sarcastic, slightly judgy, and always funny conversation about whatever everyone else is talking about—pop culture, movies, shows, books, current events, family stories, and everything in between. They may look alike, but their opinions could not be more different. It’s like overhearing your sisters in the kitchen—unfiltered, chaotic, and brutally honest in the best way. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and get comfortable—because if you’re here, you’re officially part of the family.

  1. 4d ago ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | GLP-1: Too Skinny for Our Closets, Still Overweight on Paper

    Have you ever lost enough weight that literally nothing in your closet fits anymore… but according to the BMI chart you’re still just “overweight”? Yeah... us too. This week’s Behind the Pod starts with Jessie nearly throwing up from laughing after Professor Binky turns one unfortunate burp-snort into his own personal remix. And somehow, it gets more chaotic from there. After realizing four pairs of jeans no longer fit, Jessie and Kiki are talking about the very real problem nobody warns you about when you lose a significant amount of weight: you have absolutely no idea what size you are anymore. Between the two of us — plus Dad — we’ve lost more than 250 pounds on GLP-1 medications, which means a lot has changed since the last time we talked about them. So we’re getting into it. We talk about the good, the bad, the expensive, and the deeply weird parts of GLP-1 life: changing sizes every five minutes, nausea, fatigue, skin sensitivity, acne showing up approximately 25 years late, finding the right dose, and realizing three people in the same family can have completely different experiences on the exact same type of medication. Then there’s the other side of it: insurance companies changing coverage, people suddenly losing access to medication that helped them lose 70, 80, or 100+ pounds, and the bizarre amount of judgment people still seem to have about how somebody else loses weight. Because apparently now we’ve moved from fat shaming to GLP-1 shaming. Cool. Love that for society. We also discuss the awkwardness of people noticing your weight loss, why Kiki's natural response to a compliment is apparently “please never speak to me again,” and the strange experience of looking at old pictures and realizing you genuinely forgot what you used to look like. In this episode: Losing more than 250 pounds between three family membersThe complete collapse of our wardrobesGLP-1 side effects nobody warned us aboutWhy different doses affect everyone differentlyWeight-loss compliments and why they make us deeply uncomfortableGLP-1 shamingInsurance companies making absolutely no senseThe stress of losing access to medicationMaintenance after major weight lossAnd Kiki officially becoming… just overweightProgress. Whether you’re on a GLP-1, thinking about one, supporting someone who is, or simply wondering why your closet suddenly contains 47 things you technically own but cannot wear… Welcome to the glamorous side of weight loss. Apparently the reward for losing 100 pounds is buying all your clothes again. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and behind-the-scenes chaos. And please, for Kiki’s sake, rate the podcast five stars before she personally checks the analytics.

  2. 6d ago

    Practical Magic 2, Hot Autumn & We're Basically Sports Commentators Now

    Have you ever tried to force yourself into a cozy fall mood while it’s still 90 degrees outside, only to accidentally spend $69 on a meditation app you forgot you signed up for? Yeah... us too. This week, we are doing what any emotionally stable adults would do: aggressively manifesting fall. We’re kicking things off with a Fall This or That that immediately turns into arguments about Halloween vs. Thanksgiving, chili vs. soup, football, pumpkin spice, scary movies, oversized sweatshirts, and whether Practical Magic or Hocus Pocus deserves the ultimate fall crown. Then we get into Practical Magic 2, which Jessie loved, Kiki found aggressively mediocre, and somehow still managed to make both of us want Sandra Bullock’s face, Nicole Kidman’s hair, and the entire Practical Magic house. Speaking of that house... we have notes. We also discuss the absolute lawlessness of movie theaters, people who cough directly into the atmosphere, why Kiki is apparently willing to fight strangers during a movie, and the fact that Jessie managed to miss the funniest scene in Practical Magic 2 because she had to pee. Then things get slightly more existential. Kiki explains why September gives her a very specific sense of impending doom, Jessie basically says, “That sounds made up,” and Professor Binky attempts to diagnose the situation from across the room. Meanwhile, we’re decorating for fall, planning a girls’ trip to the mountains, debating how early is too early for Christmas, romanticizing apple orchards, preparing for pumpkin patches, and pretending Georgia is capable of giving us actual sweater weather. In this episode: Practical Magic 2Fall This or ThatThe great chili-is-soup debateWhy September feels vaguely threateningFall decorating without going full HalloweenScary movies, Harry Potter & cozy seasonPumpkin patches, apple orchards & our upcoming mountain tripMovie theater etiquette... or the lack thereofAnd the $69 Headspace subscription that derailed the entire episodeWhether you’re already wearing a sweatshirt in weather that absolutely does not require one, lighting a fall candle at noon, or staring outside wondering when the leaves are finally going to get the memo... Welcome to fall. Or, as we like to call it in Georgia: Hotumn. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

  3. Sep 18 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | Crime Scenes, Courtrooms & the Great Doodle Debate

    We finished talking about the Idaho murders. Except… obviously we didn’t. This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki are still stuck on all the things The Idaho Murders: College Nightmare left them thinking about — starting with the absolutely chaotic way information was communicated after the murders and the fact that some students learned what happened through a university notification before anyone on scene had even told them. Then there’s the decision to tear down the house before Bryan Kohberger ever went to trial, which sends both of us into another round of: WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? We also get into the question Kiki cannot let go of: Why that house? Why those students? Was someone specifically targeted? And does knowing “why” actually give a family any real closure? From there, the conversation somehow turns into whether either of us should ever be allowed on a murder jury, reasonable doubt, how documentaries can completely change the story depending on what they show you, and why Kiki would apparently spend the rest of her life personally searching hundreds of miles of Idaho countryside for missing evidence if Jessie were murdered. And because this is Behind the Pod, we eventually arrive at the most controversial question of the entire week: Why are people so obsessed with golden doodles? Yes. After an hour-plus discussing one of the most disturbing murder cases in recent history, this may be the take that gets us canceled. Because true crime is temporary. Doodle discourse is forever. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and sister chaos.

  4. Sep 16

    Bryan Kohberger & The Idaho Murders: Everything We're Still Questioning

    Have you ever watched a true crime documentary and thought, “I understand that trauma makes people do weird things... but I still have QUESTIONS”? Yeah... us too. This week, Jessie and Kiki are talking about Netflix’s The Idaho Murders: College Nightmare and the 2022 murders of University of Idaho students Madison Mogen, Kaylee Goncalves, Xana Kernodle, and Ethan Chapin. And while this is a case most of us thought we already knew, the documentary left us with a whole new list of things to argue about. We walk through what happened that night, the incredibly short timeline of the murders, the evidence that eventually led investigators to Bryan Kohberger, and one of the most debated parts of the entire case: the surviving roommates and the hours that passed before anyone called 911. Kiki has questions. Jessie comes prepared with research on normalcy bias, freezing, dissociation, and other cases where people responded to terrifying situations in ways that seem completely irrational from the outside. And somehow we end up debating whether either of us would actually function during a crisis... or just barricade ourselves in a bedroom and hope for the best. Then we get into Kohberger himself: the knife sheath, DNA and genetic genealogy, his extremely questionable “stargazing” alibi, the lack of blood found in his car, his criminology background, his guilty plea, and the biggest unanswered question of all — why these four students? In this episode: • Netflix’s The Idaho Murders: College Nightmare • Madison Mogen, Kaylee Goncalves, Xana Kernodle & Ethan Chapin • Bryan Kohberger and the evidence against him • The surviving roommates and the eight-hour delay • Fight, flight, freeze and normalcy bias • DNA, 23andMe and genetic genealogy • The knife sheath and Kohberger’s alleged movements that night • Why we still don’t know who — if anyone — was originally targeted • The families’ search for answers • College roommates, absurdly fancy dorm rooms and why ours definitely did NOT look like that • Why Kiki’s DNA is apparently going to get Jessie arrested someday • And our promise to create Reddit accounts and avenge one another if necessary Whether you followed this case from the beginning, just watched the Netflix documentary, or somehow managed to avoid falling into the Idaho murders rabbit hole until now, come sit with us while we unpack the facts, the unanswered questions, and the psychology behind the parts of this case that are so difficult to understand. Because sometimes the scariest part of true crime isn’t just what happened. It’s realizing that none of us actually knows how we’d react if it happened to us. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and sister chaos.

  5. Sep 11 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | Death of the Pastor’s Wife & the Problem With Men Who Answer to No One

    Have you ever finished a true-crime documentary, kept talking about it for another hour, and somehow ended up questioning organized religion, the legal system, church governance, marriage, infidelity, social media—and whether you’ve officially become one of those people on the internet discussing somebody else’s tragedy? Yeah... us too. We’re back Behind the Pod because apparently one episode was NOT enough to unpack Netflix’s Death of the Pastor’s Wife and the heartbreaking story of Mica Miller. This time, Jessie and Kiki dig into all the things we couldn’t stop thinking about after the main episode: JP Miller’s behavior after Mica’s death, the affairs, the people around him who seemingly knew what was happening, and the church leadership that was given opportunities to intervene—and didn’t. Which leads us to a much bigger question: when everyone sees the red flags, who is responsible for doing something about them? We get into the frustrating difference between something being morally wrong and actually being criminally prosecutable, whether someone can—or should—be held responsible when harassment and coercive control contribute to another person’s death, and why Mica documenting what was happening still wasn’t enough to protect her. Then, naturally, we take a hard left into church politics. Kiki breaks down why the structure of an independent, non-denominational church can look very different from denominations with outside governing bodies, Jessie questions what happens when the person behind the pulpit essentially answers to no one, and we both wonder how church elders can be presented with serious concerns and decide that protecting the institution is more important than confronting the person leading it. And somewhere in the middle of all of this, we have a horrifying realization: Are we the true-crime internet people now? Because watching a documentary criticize YouTubers, TikTokers, and strangers online for dissecting Mica’s case while literally recording a podcast about Mica’s case created a level of self-awareness we were not emotionally prepared for. In this episode: Netflix’s Death of the Pastor’s WifeThe church elders and questions of accountabilityJP’s affairs and the people who allegedly knew about themCoercive control, harassment, and the limits of the legal systemWhether someone can be held responsible for contributing to another person’s suicideThe difference between criminal and civil liabilityOrganized religion vs. faith and spiritualityWhat happens when religious leaders have very little outside oversightJP’s extremely uncomfortable sermons about sex, lust, and marriageAnd the moment we realize we may have become exactly the kind of true-crime commentators we complain about Whether you watched Death of the Pastor’s Wife, followed the Mica Miller case before the Netflix documentary, have complicated feelings about organized religion, or simply enjoy listening to two sisters put on imaginary law degrees and argue about things they are absolutely not qualified to prosecute—this Behind the Pod is for you. Because sometimes the biggest question isn’t whether people knew something was wrong... It’s why nobody stopped it. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

  6. Sep 9

    Death of the Pastor’s Wife: Mica Miller, JP Miller & the Red Flags Everyone Missed

    This week, Jessie and Kiki dive into Netflix’s Death of the Pastor’s Wife, the story of Mica Miller, her marriage to pastor John-Paul “JP” Miller, and the disturbing events leading up to her death. Mica entered JP’s world as a teenager, and over the years he became her pastor, mentor, employer, and eventually husband. We talk about the enormous power imbalance at the center of their relationship, allegations of controlling behavior and harassment, the role religion played in Mica’s identity, and why leaving may have felt far more complicated than simply walking away. We also get into JP’s uncomfortable sermons about sex and marriage, Mica’s bipolar diagnosis and how it was later used against her, faith-based therapy, shame, coercive control, and the question at the heart of the documentary: If someone doesn’t physically cause a death, can they still bear responsibility for helping push another person to the breaking point? In this episode: Netflix’s Death of the Pastor’s WifeMica Miller and JP MillerGrooming and power dynamicsReligion, marriage, and controlMental health and Mica’s bipolar diagnosisAllegations of stalking and harassmentWhy “just leave” is rarely that simpleAnd, somehow, Dolly Parton, TikTok’s “unalived” vocabulary, and our usual completely unnecessary side quests Whether you already followed the Mica Miller case or discovered it through Netflix, this episode is about much more than one marriage. It’s about what happens when faith, shame, control, and identity become so tangled together that freedom starts to feel impossible. And we’re not done — the conversation continues Friday on Behind the Pod. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

  7. Sep 4 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | The Exit Interview: I Finally Said Everything

    So what happens AFTER you quit the job you've had for 14 years? Apparently… you finally tell your boss everything. This week on Behind the Pod, we're picking up exactly where the main episode left off and talking about the part of Jessie's departure we didn't get to: the exit interview. Jessie had fully planned to keep it vague, smile politely, and ride quietly into the private-sector sunset. But when the opportunity came to sit down with leadership and explain why she was really leaving? She decided to tell the truth... All of it. We talk about what Jessie said, why she almost said nothing at all, how to give difficult feedback without burning a bridge, and the surprising realization she had when the conversation was over: maybe she should have spoken up sooner. Then, because apparently we're still processing 14 years of government employment, Kiki has more questions. What corporate phrases will Jessie never miss hearing again? What percentage of a government job is actually doing the work versus figuring out who needs to approve it? Did she have an office nemesis? And what happens when your employee appreciation event is so poorly planned that leaving, eating lunch somewhere else, and coming BACK is faster than waiting for the free food? We also discuss the deeply confusing tradition of giving Jessie cash whenever something happens to her, the incredibly sweet goodbye gifts she received from her team, and why having people write personal notes to you is both wonderful and emotionally devastating when you're already trying not to feel guilty about leaving. But don't worry. We also somehow find time for a smoke jumper running for Congress, a former CIA employee allegedly stashing millions of dollars in gold bars, government résumés that apparently nobody bothered to verify, a broken reflecting pool, dead Florida lawns, an animatronic Rudolph disaster, and some aggressively crunchy Cheez-Its. You know. Normal Behind the Pod stuff... In this episode: How to speak your truth without burning a bridgeThe one thing Jessie regrets about leavingCorporate phrases we never want to hear againEmployee appreciation events gone terribly wrongOffice nemesesThe incredibly sweet goodbye gifts that made leaving harderThe truth about people who work in governmentSmoke jumpers—which are apparently a real thingA CIA employee, millions of dollars & GOLD BARS Underneath all the chaos, though, there's one final thing Jessie wants people to understand about the career she left behind: most government employees aren't sitting around looking for ways to tell people no. They're there because they genuinely want to help. And after 14 years, countless meetings, approximately four million acronyms, one office nemesis and more government bureaucracy than any human should reasonably experience, that's something worth saying on the way out. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and behind-the-scenes chaos. And seriously. We see the analytics. Five stars, people. There will be a test.

  8. Sep 2

    I Quit My Job: Starting Over, Burnout & Betting on Yourself

    Have you ever stayed somewhere so long that leaving—even when you know you’re ready—feels completely terrifying? Yeah... this week, Jessie did it. After 14 years with the same state agency and nearly 20 years working in government, Jessie has officially quit her job, left the public sector, and started an entirely new chapter. And naturally, we have a LOT to talk about. This week, Jessie and Kiki get into what it actually feels like to leave a career that has been part of your identity for decades: interviewing for a private-sector job while on beach vacation, secretly navigating the hiring process while recording podcast episodes, saying goodbye to longtime coworkers, driving away from the office for the last time, and adjusting to a completely different work culture. There are some things Jessie misses already... There are other things she absolutely does not... Like commuting into Atlanta. Traveling across the state for a 15-minute meeting. Answering work calls after hours. And apparently spending approximately half her life in meetings that absolutely could have been emails. But this isn't just a career-change episode. Because before Jessie can get too reflective, Kiki and Professor Binky drag us into TV “This or That,” where we debate Sex and the City vs. Gossip Girl, Ted Lasso vs. Schitt’s Creek, The Crown vs. Downton Abbey, The Office vs. Parks and Recreation, and whether Jessie has officially betrayed Gilmore Girls. Then Jessie introduces a game called DCA or NBC: Did this completely unhinged workplace scenario actually happen during her years in state government… or is it a storyline from The Office or Parks and Recreation? And, frankly, the real stories may be worse. You truly cannot make this shit up. But underneath all of the workplace chaos is a conversation we've been circling around for months: How do you know when it's finally time to leave? Jessie talks about realizing that career success doesn't mean the same thing to her at 43 that it did years ago, how COVID changed her priorities, what it feels like to finally have boundaries around work, and why being valued and supported matters more than any title. And one week into the new job? She feels lighter. In this episode: Making a major career change in your 40sInterviewing for a new job while on vacationThe emotional weirdness of your final week at workWorking remotely full-timeAdjusting to real work-life boundariesCareer burnout and redefining successDCA or NBC: workplace stories that should absolutely be fictionalRevenge drug testsParking-deck arsonGovernment office napsAnd why “You Can’t Make This Sh*t Up” may be the perfect title for an entire career Sometimes starting over doesn't mean everything before it was a mistake. Sometimes it just means you finally realized you're allowed to choose something different. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

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Two girls, one haircut. Very different opinions. Join sisters Jessie and Kiki for a sarcastic, slightly judgy, and always funny conversation about whatever everyone else is talking about—pop culture, movies, shows, books, current events, family stories, and everything in between. They may look alike, but their opinions could not be more different. It’s like overhearing your sisters in the kitchen—unfiltered, chaotic, and brutally honest in the best way. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and get comfortable—because if you’re here, you’re officially part of the family.