AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Aliza Kelly
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Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── • Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly • Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly • Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly • Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod • Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

  1. 1d ago

    CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey)

    You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, Cogey knows sometimes you simply have to crash out to lock in! So on today’s episode, Cogey and Aliza a complex brew on creativity, being perceived, cursing your enemies with barbarous words, and going viral. It’s all totally normal! 🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Aliza and Cogey explore psychic sensitivity, ancestral connections, and how Marilyn Monroe shows up in her creative practices. Plus, a lucky tarot card promises new opportunities, Casino Daddy Jupiter comes bearing MONEY, and Cogey delivers a stunning transatlantic AstroloTea performance. It’s funny! It’s witchy! It’s giving cross-platform hexes! So grab a cup and get to steeping; tea is served! 🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Welcome Cogey to the Tea Party (00:01:28) Sleeping & Eating: Taurus Sun Things (00:02:47) Crashing Out & Locking In: The Aries Moon Story (00:04:24) How Aliza Curses Her Enemies (Barbarous Words) (00:05:42) Tarot Pull (00:07:39) The 11th House: Going Viral & Being Perceived (00:12:12) The 12th House: Big Feelings & Channeling Marilyn Monroe (00:15:39) Jupiter, Abundance, and Career Predictions (00:18:38) Cogey Spills Hot Tea!!!! Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 40. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey)

  2. 3d ago

    Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!)

    Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done playing games, and all of us are going to be experiencing a massive energetic shift, which means Aliza Kelly is serving piping hot horoscopes for every single zodiac sign. 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 In this brew, Aliza breaks down the real meaning of Virgo — beyond perfectionism, organization, and alphabetized spice racks — exploring Mercury’s powerful relationship with this mutable Earth sign, why Virgo is the zodiac’s master of refinement, and how our daily habits, routines, and practices become the building blocks of our biggest dreams. And after last week’s life-changing Solar Eclipse, this shift couldn’t come at a better time. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and scalding takes you simply won’t want to miss. Time for tea! 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:21:35) Journal Prompt (0:21:46) Tarot Card of the Week (0:26:20) Aries Horoscope (0:29:39) Taurus Horoscope (0:32:56) Gemini Horoscope (0:36:22) Cancer Horoscope (0:38:57) Leo Horoscope (0:42:17) Virgo Horoscope (0:45:40) Libra Horoscope (0:48:57) Scorpio Horoscope (0:51:51) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:54:44) Capricorn Horoscope (0:57:47) Aquarius Horoscope (1:01:21) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 39. This episode was recorded on August 11, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!)

  3. Aug 12

    DOs and DON'Ts of Eclipse Season — What Eclipses Mean For YOU (This is IMPORTANT!)

    It’s Eclipse Season, baby! Everything’s changing! But what are you actually supposed to DO during Eclipse Season? Should you manifest? Absolutely not! Should you panic? Not necessarily! In today’s timely (and incredibly important) episode, Aliza Kelly spills the DOs and DON’Ts of Eclipse Season — including WHO is going to be most rock-and-rolled by this wild, crazy, unexpected energy. Yeehaw? 🌜WORKSHOP TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Why are eclipses so different from ordinary New Moons and Full Moons? Why is manifestation such a big no-no? Who will be most impacted by the August 12 Solar Eclipse in Leo …or the August 28 Lunar Eclipse in Pisces? Aliza has something for everyone, and let’s you know EXACTLY what Eclipse Season means for you! Expect fate. Expect intensity. Expect revelations. But most importantly, expect the unexpected — because this energy absolutely spills the tea. 🌜WORKSHOP TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (04:40) Why are Eclipses Such a Big Deal? (06:39) DO Meet the Eclipses (17:28) DON’T Manifest (25:45) DO Know What Eclipses Mean For You (35:45) DON’T Panic (42:20) DO Learn Your Eclipse Story (48:57) DON’T Be Surprised If Nothing Happens Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 38. This episode was recorded on August 4, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    DOs and DON'Ts of Eclipse Season — What Eclipses Mean For YOU (This is IMPORTANT!)

  4. Aug 10

    Week of Aug 10: TOTAL Solar Eclipse in Leo = EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Eclipse Season is Here! (FATE! KARMA! DESTINY! Oh My!)

    Welcome aboard AstroloTea Airlines — but WATCH OUT! We’re flying directly into a Total Solar Eclipse in Leo… for the first time since 2017! And your horoscope is burning hot! So what does this mean for you? Well, some passengers will be upgraded to First Class. Slay! Others, unfortunately, will being escorted onto an entirely different aircraft—arrival time and final destination remains unknown. Either way, buckle up, baby. Eclipse Season has arrived. 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 🔗 TIMEPASSAGES DISCOUNT: TEAVIP http://onelink.to/timepassages  🔗 Together, Aliza breaks down the WHO, WHAT, WHEN, and WHY of the Total Solar Eclipse in Leo — and how this moment connects back to major chapters from 2017–2019, 2007–2009, and the Solar Eclipse in Aquarius six months ago. Because eclipses don’t operate on our schedules: they accelerate the inevitable, expose what we have outgrown, and propel us toward the next chapter …whether we’re packed or still frantically looking for our passport. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and 12 horoscopes — for each and every sign. Prepare for takeoff! 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 🔗 TIMEPASSAGES DISCOUNT: TEAVIP http://onelink.to/timepassages 🔗 (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:26:40) Journal Prompt (0:26:52) Tarot Card of the Week (0:31:28) Aries Horoscope (0:35:16) Taurus Horoscope (0:38:08) Gemini Horoscope (0:42:00) Cancer Horoscope (0:45:50) Leo Horoscope (0:48:45) Virgo Horoscope (0:52:44) Libra Horoscope (0:55:18) Scorpio Horoscope (0:58:52) Sagittarius Horoscope (1:01:19) Capricorn Horoscope (1:04:27) Aquarius Horoscope (1:07:47) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 37. This episode was recorded on August 3, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    Week of Aug 10: TOTAL Solar Eclipse in Leo = EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Eclipse Season is Here! (FATE! KARMA! DESTINY! Oh My!)

  5. Aug 5

    Your Moon's Phase.. And Why It Matters

    It’s not just a phase; it’s YOUR phase! By popular demand, Aliza dives into the eight Lunar Phases—because what the Moon was doing when you were born reveals astonishing insight into your emotional wiring, your creative process, your soul's purpose, and even your unique magical abilities. Whether you're a bold Full Moon baby, a dreamy New Moon manifestor, or an old-soul Dark Moon mystic, this episode will help you understand your emotional landscape in a whole new way. Welcome to the third and final installment of our Lunar Trilogy, divas. We’ve Moonmaxxed are way to the top! 🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃 🌞 RETREAT THIS WEEKEND: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we explore all eight Lunar Phases—from the hopeful New Moon to the psychic Dark Moon—and what each one reveals about you. Along the way, Aliza explains why the Moon phase you were born under is one of the most overlooked parts of a birth chart, shares fascinating new research on how the Moon may affect human behavior and sleep, and uses the life cycle of a humble dandelion to bring the entire lunar cycle to life. It's poetic. It's practical. It's powerful. And, obviously... it's piping hot tea. 🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃 🌞 RETREAT THIS WEEKEND: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (0:00:00)  Welcome to the Tea Party (00:04:16)  What Your Lunar Phase Says About You (00:11:41)  Why the Lunar Phases Matter (00:14:19)  Are Humans Really Affected by the Moon? (00:19:44)  How to Find Your Natal Moon Phase (00:24:25)  New Moon & What It Means for You (00:29:54)  Waxing Crescent & What It Means for You (00:33:45)  First Quarter Moon & What It Means for You (00:38:01)  Waxing Gibbous & What It Means for You (00:43:42)  Full Moon & What It Means for You (00:48:56)  Waning Gibbous & What It Means for You (00:53:13)  Last Quarter Moon & What It Means for You (00:58:18)  Dark Moon / Waning Crescent & What It Means for You Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 36. This episode was recorded on July 29, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    Your Moon's Phase.. And Why It Matters

  6. Aug 3

    Week of Aug 3: It's a BIG DEAL! (ARE YOU READY?) — Contracts, Commitments, and Serious Relationships!

    Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? Your horoscope is HOT, and this week, prepare for huge commitments: a lover, collaborator, investor, business partner, or lifelong friend who changes the trajectory of your life. Aliza spills on Venus entering Libra (one of its favorite places to be!) and the important business meeting between the Sun and Saturn — reminders that every relationship is an agreement, and the right partnership can unlock a future that changes your life forever. Oolala! GET YOUR TICKET FOR ALIZA'S HAUNTED TEA PARTY: SPOOKY SEASON ASTROLOGY TOUR! 🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃 🎟️ PRESALE CODE: FIRSTDIBS 🎟️ 🌞 RETREAT THIS WEEKEND: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 We’re in the Eclipse Season portal now, so whether you're negotiating a contract, defining a relationship, launching a creative project, or simply learning how to advocate for what you deserve, this week's astrology reminds us that the biggest opportunities will always require strategic negotiation. Plus: this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. It's glamorous. It's fierce. It's giving power lunch. And, obviously, that means tea will be served. GET YOUR TICKET FOR ALIZA'S HAUNTED TEA PARTY: SPOOKY SEASON ASTROLOGY TOUR! 🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃 🎟️ PRESALE CODE: FIRSTDIBS 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:19:23) Journal Prompt (0:19:38) Tarot Card of the Week (0:24:28) Aries Horoscope (0:27:43) Taurus Horoscope (0:31:44) Gemini Horoscope (0:34:28) Cancer Horoscope (0:36:59) Leo Horoscope (0:40:18) Virgo Horoscope (0:43:44) Libra Horoscope (0:46:25) Scorpio Horoscope (0:50:22) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:53:48) Capricorn Horoscope (0:56:31) Aquarius Horoscope (0:59:24) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 35. This episode was recorded on July 27, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    Week of Aug 3: It's a BIG DEAL! (ARE YOU READY?) — Contracts, Commitments, and Serious Relationships!

  7. Jul 29

    Your North & South Nodes... Why They Matter

    It’s giving destiny! This week, we’re exploring YOUR North and South Nodes — symbols of fate, destiny, and karmic purpose in your chart. Everyone has the Nodes of Destiny (aka the Lunar Nodes) in their chart, and at this Tea Party, we’re spilling on what they mean for you. Plus, with the North Node and South Node now on a new 18-month journey, everyone is feeling the churn: that is, your soul’s mission twisting and turning to ensure you are on the right path! Are you going through your Nodal Return? Your Nodal Opposition? Nodal Square? Honey, it’s tea! 🌜 JOIN THE COVEN: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 ECLIPSE RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we unravel the mythology of the North and South Node (the vedic story of Rahu and Ketu), explore why eclipses change your life (literally overnight), and decode the meaning of these powerful karmic points. Then, Aliza breaks down all six nodal axes — from Aries and Libra through Virgo and Pisces — revealing the karmic lessons, soul contracts, and villain origin stories tucked inside every placement. Whether you're approaching a major nodal activation, wondering why certain themes in your life keep repeating, or you’re simply trying to understand what your birth chart says about your purpose, this episode will help you connect the dots between your past, your present, and the future. It's philosophical, practical, powerful …and, obvs, it's absolutely steaming. 🌜 JOIN THE COVEN: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 ECLIPSE RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:05:02) What are the North and South Nodes (Nodes of Destiny)? (00:07:17) Nodal Cycles: Nodal Returns, Nodal Oppositions, Nodal Squares (00:11:01) Why Eclipses Activate Your Destiny (00:13:31) Rahu, Ketu, and the Mythology of the Lunar Nodes (00:22:24) Nodes in Aries - Libra (00:26:23) Nodes in Taurus - Scorpio (00:33:00) Nodes in Gemini - Sagittarius (00:37:39) Nodes in Cancer - Capricorn (00:42:05) Nodes in Leo - Aquarius (Nodal Return / Nodal Opposition) (00:49:34) Nodes in Virgo - Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 34. This episode was recorded on July 23, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    Your North & South Nodes... Why They Matter

  8. Jul 27

    Week of July 27: Full Moon in Aquarius = UNLEASH THY FREAK! The Nodes of Destiny have AWAKENED! (It's ALL HAPPENING!)

    Get your freak on! With the North Node entering Aquarius for the first time since 2007, a dazzling Full Moon in Aquarius making things very weird (in a great way), and Jupiter yielding one of the luckiest moments of the year, this week's astrology kicks off an entirely new 18-month chapter of fate, purpose, and possibility. Are you ready to blast into the future? Well, get buckle up — it’s happening NOW! 🌕 FULL MOON WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🌕 ☀️ AUGUST RETREAT:  https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat In this Weekly Brew, Aliza Aliza explores why the Leo-Aquarius axis asks us to balance individuality with community, explains how this cosmic reset connects back to the last North Node in Aquarius cycle (2007–2009), shares her beloved Spiritual Remote Control manifestation ritual (the 6th Annual!), happening on Wednesday in the Constellation Club (https://constellation-club.com), and why this moment feels so high stakes. BECAUSE IT IS! Grab your favorite cuppa something, because we're diving into a brand-new timeline …and this one sings! 🌕 FULL MOON WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🌕 ☀️ AUGUST RETREAT:  https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:26:49) Journal Prompt (0:27:05) Tarot Card of the Week (0:31:13) Aries Horoscope (0:34:29) Taurus Horoscope (0:38:31) Gemini Horoscope (0:41:03) Cancer Horoscope (0:44:04) Leo Horoscope (0:47:26) Virgo Horoscope (0:51:07) Libra Horoscope (0:54:19) Scorpio Horoscope (0:57:20) Sagittarius Horoscope (1:00:05) Capricorn Horoscope (1:03:10) Aquarius Horoscope (1:06:26) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 33. This episode was recorded on July 21, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    Week of July 27: Full Moon in Aquarius = UNLEASH THY FREAK! The Nodes of Destiny have AWAKENED! (It's ALL HAPPENING!)
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Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── • Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly • Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly • Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly • Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod • Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

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