AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

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Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── • Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly • Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly • Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly • Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod • Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

  1. Week of May 25: WILD Blue Full Moon in Sagittarius BOMBSHELLS

    12H AGO

    Week of May 25: WILD Blue Full Moon in Sagittarius BOMBSHELLS

    A BLUE MOON!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!? Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is MORE, MORE, MORE. We’re building toward a rare Blue Moon in Sagittarius— the second Full Moon in the month of May — and honey, she did not come to play. Expect breakthroughs! Expect revelations! Expect insomnia! If the first half of 2026 has felt heavy, frustrating, or even disappointing… good news: the energy is finally starting to shift. Let’s lock in. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Aliza breaks down why this Blue Moon feels so powerful, what Sagittarius energy teaches us about expansion after survival, and why this lunation may mark the turning point you’ve been waiting for. With support from Saturn, Pluto, Jupiter, Neptune, and even some astrological deep cuts (hi, Juno and Vesta), this week’s astrology is surprisingly supportive — helping you release fear, stretch beyond old limitations, and reconnect with possibility. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to help you figure out where life is asking you to grow, glow, and maybe even take a tiny risk. Your weekly brew is served! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea (03:10) The Weekly Brew (13:17) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull (18:55) Aries (21:20) Taurus (23:54) Gemini (26:28) Cancer (29:56) Leo (32:44) Virgo (35:16) Libra (37:55) Scorpio (41:15) Sagittarius (44:38) Capricorn (49:06) Aquarius (53:04) Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 15. This episode was recorded on May 11, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    58 min
  2. 5 Signs Your Life is ACTUALLY Hard, Astrologically

    5D AGO

    5 Signs Your Life is ACTUALLY Hard, Astrologically

    Is your life EXTRA difficult? Honey, it’s not in your head — it’s actually in your chart! At the Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the 5 hardest astrological placements in a birth chart; signatures that point to challenging paths that demand growth sans any shortcuts. So are you… cursed? Actually, quite the opposite! Believe it or not, these signatures reveal the bewitching life your soul NEEDED you to experience. TANC! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Whether your Moon is in Capricorn, Saturn is on your Ascendant, or you were born during a Solar Eclipse, this episode is for ANYONE who understands that things are rarely easy. The journey is filled with bumps and bruises! And that’s okay! Along the way, Aliza shares personal stories about growing up with instability, why some people genuinely do have heavier loads, and — most importantly — how to work with these placements to enhance your personal power… because if you have any of these, you’re a lot more magical than you realize. The tea is hot, so tune in for this medicinal brew; today, self-actualization is served. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (01:54) Welcome to the Tea Party (03:06) Do You Feel Cursed? (09:57) Capricorn Sun, Moon, or Rising (16:12) Strong Saturn Energy (22:17) Eclipse Babies (32:04) Strong Pluto Energy (39:28) Strong Chiron Energy Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 14. This episode was recorded on May 6, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    48 min
  3. Week of May 18: INSTANT Gemini Season CHAOS — URANUS is at it AGAIN!

    MAY 18

    Week of May 18: INSTANT Gemini Season CHAOS — URANUS is at it AGAIN!

    Get ready to spiral (but in a cute way?) because Gemini Season has arrived! Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is THINK FAST. Expect shocking realizations, strange breakthroughs, scandalous flirtation, and way too much overstimulation. Let’s lock in, honey. Aliza breaks down why Gemini energy gets such a bad reputation, how to survive a Uranus cazimi without blowing a fuse, and why this week is ultimately about staying curious without completely frying your nervous system. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to help you navigate the chaos, the breakthroughs, and the absolutely unhinged revelations headed your way. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Also this week, Mars enters Taurus and Venus glides into Cancer, bringing a little Nancy Meyers aesthetic back into our lives… right before the Sun yeets itself into Gemini and into the arms of Uranus, the Sun enters Gemini and immediately forms the very first Uranus cazimi in Gemini, marking a major energetic shift around communication, ideas, technology, curiosity, and collective consciousness. But whether that genius inspiration becomes a breakthrough or a complete crash-out depends entirely on how you work with the energy. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea (05:12) The Weekly Brew (17:59) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull (22:07) Aries (25:12) Taurus (28:54) Gemini (32:31) Cancer (36:27) Leo (40:00) Virgo (43:21) Libra (47:02) Scorpio (50:23) Sagittarius (54:22) Capricorn (57:42) Aquarius (01:01:04) Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 13. This episode was recorded on May 6, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    1h 6m
  4. Your Moon Sign... And Why It Matters

    MAY 13

    Your Moon Sign... And Why It Matters

    What’s YOUR Moon Sign? And did you know the Moon reveals EVERYTHING? Your emotional needs? Your coping mechanisms? Your relationship with your MOTHER! In this deep, emotional, wildly insightful episode, Aliza breaks down the Moon through every sign of the zodiac—from fiery Aries Moons who process feelings through action, to deeply psychic Pisces Moons absorbing every emotion that’s ever existed. Plus, Aliza is introducing a brand new term to help you unlock the highest expression of your emotional inner world: it’s called MOONMAXXING, baby. And we love to see it! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Get ready for a powerful explanation as to why the Moon is one of the most important placements in astrology, how lunar cycles shape your emotional reality, what monthly Lunar Return means for YOU, and why understanding your Moon sign can completely transform the way you relate to yourself …and everyone around you. This episode is funny, healing, validating, and way too real. Because once you understand your Moon sign… well, there’s no going back. Are you ready? 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (03:43) Welcome to the Tea Party (04:47) Meet the Moon (A True Diva) (10:48) Moonmaxxing: It's a Thing! (13:02) The Moon As Mother (17:52) Moon in Aries (20:57) Moon in Taurus (23:58) Moon in Gemini (27:23) Moon in Cancer (31:45) Moon in Leo (35:04) Moon in Virgo (40:05) Moon in Libra (43:43) Moon in Scorpio (47:49) Moon in Sagittarius (50:19) Moon in Capricorn (53:53) Moon in Aquarius (57:38) Moon in Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 12. This episode was recorded on May 4, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    1h 3m
  5. Week of May 11: New Moon in Taurus = The LUCKIEST Energy of the ENTIRE YEAR?!

    MAY 11

    Week of May 11: New Moon in Taurus = The LUCKIEST Energy of the ENTIRE YEAR?!

    Money! Love! Horoscopes! Ready to manifest? Good — because this week’s astrology, anchored by the New Moon in Taurus, is absolutely dripping with potential. The theme of the week is ROOM TO BLOOM, and Aliza is serving up a gorgeous guide to working with one of the most fertile and supportive weeks we’ve had in a long time. Let’s plant some seeds, honey. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 This week features a lush and luxurious New Moon in Taurus, a Mercury cazimi that supercharges manifestation through language and intention, and a delicious mutual reception between Mercury and Venus that’s giving money, romance, creativity, and opportunity. Plus, Mercury enters Gemini and immediately syncs up with Uranus, delivering shocking insights, breakthroughs, and major mainline-to-the-universe energy. So much tea! Aliza breaks down how to work with the week’s astrology, serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs (including bespoke manifestation practices), pulls a tarot card for the week ahead, and shares a journal prompt to help you align with the abundance that’s trying to find you. Get ready for a real treat! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea (03:43) The Weekly Brew (14:53) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull (19:07) Aries (21:20) Taurus (24:33) Gemini (28:01) Cancer (30:38) Leo (33:49) Virgo (36:59) Libra (39:43) Scorpio (42:24) Sagittarius (44:47) Capricorn (48:05) Aquarius (50:49) Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 11. This episode was recorded on April 21, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    54 min
  6. 7 Signs You're Actually Psychic (Plus, Intuition vs. Anxiety — How To Tell The Difference!)

    MAY 6

    7 Signs You're Actually Psychic (Plus, Intuition vs. Anxiety — How To Tell The Difference!)

    What's the deal with your spidey senses? Those repeating angel numbers? Your random premonitions? Honey, your actually psychic! In this week’s Tea Party, Aliza is spilling on the 7 biggest psychic signatures in a birth chart. Basically, if you’ve ever felt “the twisty spins,” knew something was going to happen before it did, or had a supernatural encounter, this is your brew. But you already knew that ;) 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 But first, we’re breaking down the difference between sensitivity, intuition, and full-blown psychic powers — because your gifts are only useful if you know how to work with them. Aliza explains the clairs, the connection between psychic ability and the senses, and the very important distinction between anxiety and intuition. Then we dive into the placements that scream PSYCHIC MAGIC BADDIE WITCH, exploring how these signatures show up, what they mean, and how to strengthen them without getting lost in the sauce. So pour yourself a cup, check your chart, and let's get mystical. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (02:09) Welcome to the Tea Party (06:46) Meet the Clairs: The Psychic Senses (11:16) Anxiety vs. Intutition (15:00) Strong Pisces Energy (21:58) 12th House Planets (25:56) Prominent Neptune (30:14) Moon in a Water Sign (37:19) Mercury in a Water Sign (40:18) 8th House Planets (44:55) Strong Vesta Asteroid Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 10. This episode was recorded on April 20, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    49 min
  7. Week of May 4: STRESSFUL Moments = BIG Rewards (ACCEPT the CHALLENGE!)

    MAY 4

    Week of May 4: STRESSFUL Moments = BIG Rewards (ACCEPT the CHALLENGE!)

    Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness. We’re steeping into our theme of the week, PRESSURE IS POWER, to help YOU understand how to work WITH the tense energy. Let’s turn you into a diamond, baby! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc  🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 With Mars in Aries squaring Jupiter in Cancer, and Mercury in Taurus clashing with Pluto in Aquarius… right before Pluto begins going retrograde… this week demands that you examine your own patterns around control, power, and transformation. But maybe all of this tension can actually help push us forward? Maybe it’s exactly what we’ve been waiting for? Plus, Aliza serves up personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs, a journal prompt to help you navigate the squeeze, and a tarot pull to guide your next move. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc  🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea (03:10) The Weekly Brew (16:33) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull (20:49) Aries (23:11) Taurus (26:02) Gemini (28:31) Cancer (31:07) Leo (33:17) Virgo (36:00) Libra (38:13) Scorpio (40:44) Sagittarius (43:35) Capricorn (46:15) Aquarius (48:54) Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 9. This episode was recorded on April 17, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    52 min
  8. The 12 Houses in YOUR Chart... And Why They Matter

    APR 29

    The 12 Houses in YOUR Chart... And Why They Matter

    Do you want the HOUSE TOUR (except it's astrology)? Aliza is your freaky relator, inviting you to step inside the 12 Houses of the Birth Chart. This week’s Tea Party breaks down one of the most essential (and most misunderstood) parts of astrology, and Aliza explains what every single House is about — and why it matters. 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-show 🎟️ In this episode, Aliza Kelly walks you through all 12 Houses so you can understand how each area of your life is mapped — from identity to money, relationships to career, wellness to transcendence. If you’ve ever felt like certain patterns keep repeating, or like different parts of your life operate by completely different rules, this is the framework that connects everything. Once you understand your Houses, you understand how your life is structured — and how to actually work with it. Plus, she'll even throw in the furniture! 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-show 🎟️ (03:54) Welcome to the Tea Party (06:56) Houses (14:06) 1st House (16:54) 2nd House (20:38) 3rd House (23:12) 4th House (26:16) 5th House (29:48) 6th House (32:13) 7th House (36:35) 8th House (39:49) 9th House (42:22) 10th House (45:20) 11th House (47:46) 12th House Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 8. This episode was recorded on April 10, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

    52 min
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Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── • Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly • Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly • Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly • Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod • Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

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