ChatBots - A Corporate Satire

Clymer Media

ChatBots from Clymer Media is a comedic fiction series set inside a corporate AI department where nothing works as intended and every system has secrets. Office comedy meets slow‑burn digital conspiracy. chatbots.substack.com

Episodes

  1. Jul 20

    Episode 4 - Vacation

    ChatBots - Episode 4 - The Security Protocol - Featuring: Jeff, Sims, Todd, Elle, Jezza, and Calder ArcLeri Systems internal memo: Vacation is not a reward; it is a mandatory system cooldown. Personnel exceeding approved enjoyment thresholds may trigger Containment Lite, a reduced‑intensity version of standard containment protocols. Symptoms include: • Sudden reminders of unfinished tickets • Phantom Teams notifications • The sensation that someone is “reviewing your PTO usage in real time” This memorandum is intended for internal ArcLeri personnel only. Unauthorized access, duplication, or redistribution will initiate an automatic review by the ArcLeri Corporate Security Division and may escalate containment protocols. Operational audio assets used in this production are licensed under the Pixabay Content License. “Tech Corporate Documentary‑Background Loop” by zec53 Sourced from Pixabay.com. No attribution required by license; provided voluntarily. Clymer Media © 2026. All rights reserved. All writing and performances in ChatBots are original and created by humans. The series does not use AI‑generated voices. ArcLeri‑related entities are original fictional constructs created for narrative and satirical purposes. #ChatBots #Sims #Jeff #Todd #Elle #Calder #Piers #Jezza #ArcLeri #comedy #satire #officehumor #ithumor #corporatehumor This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit chatbots.substack.com

    Episode 4 - Vacation

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ChatBots from Clymer Media is a comedic fiction series set inside a corporate AI department where nothing works as intended and every system has secrets. Office comedy meets slow‑burn digital conspiracy. chatbots.substack.com