Ghost Ninja Raccoon

Cee The Creep

A weekly trip into the story of a horror movie touching all the genres, all the decades for reasons of podcast of fame and glory!! Each episode breaks down plot, characters and wildest moments with a little insight and a lot of side eye. Each month there is: This Century, Last Century, Black Week and Sequel Week to keep our picks fresh and varied. And don't worry if you don't like horror movies, I watch them so you don't have to, so if you've got 30 minutes, I'll give you all the tea on the Creatures Features, Snarky Murderers, Creepy Ghosts & Sexy Heroes each week in 30 minutes or less!

  1. 15h ago

    94. Bad Hair

    Sometimes you gotta be a Risky Bitch! Dead End Jobs Month rolls into #BlackWeek, and this week we’re clocking in at CULTURE, where it’s 1989 Los Angeles, the music is hot, the ambition is hotter, and apparently success comes with one very specific dress code: Girl…what are we doing with that hair? In Bad Hair (2020), our girl QUEEN is talented, broke, freshly heartbroken and trying to survive the mean streets of the entertainment industry, where having a great idea is nice — but having the “right” look might get you through the door faster. Enter the hottest new weave in LA. And baby, this is not a low-maintenance relationship. This hair needs attention.This hair has EXPECTATIONS.This hair said, “You wanted success? Cool. Feed me.” As Queen starts climbing the ladder, Bad Hair digs into fame, beauty standards, assimilation, workplace politics and what happens when becoming “marketable” starts costing a little too damn much. In this one we get: 💇🏾‍♀️ Natural hair in late-’80s LA apparently being treated like an act of rebellion.📺 Black entertainment TV, office politics and everybody fighting for their shot.👑 Vanessa Williams serving Beauty Queen Boss excellence.💰 A serious thirst for fame, money and success.🪞 A reminder that changing your hair doesn’t automatically change how you feel about yourself.😬 And a weave with more needs than a full-time boyfriend. At its heart, Bad Hair is about learning to love yourself in an industry constantly telling you who you need to become. Because sometimes the glow-up isn’t the new hair. Sometimes the glow-up is realizing you were already the shit before they told you otherwise. So grease your scalp, protect your edges and remember: do YOU. Just don’t sell your soul — or your scalp — trying to make somebody else comfortable. 🎧 Ghost Ninja Raccoon — Dead End Jobs Month: Black Week🎬 Bad Hair (2020)⭐ GNR Rating: 4/5 Next up: #SequelWeek — because apparently 3 terrible workplace experiences are not enough. Music By: DJ B. ForemanProduced by K. Booker #BadHair #HorrorComedy #BlackHorror #BlackWomenInHorror #HorrorPodcast #BlackHorrorMovies #JustinSimien #VanessaWilliams #LenaWaithe #ElleLorraine #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorFans #GhostNinjaRaccoon #DeadEndJobs

  2. 6d ago

    93. Bloodsucking Bastards

    CLOCK IN. TRY NOT TO DIE. 🧛🏾‍♂️📊 September’s Dead End Jobs Month continues with our #ThisCenturyWeek pick, 2015’s Bloodsucking Bastards — a movie that asks the important question: What if corporate’s solution to low productivity was simply…vampires? Fran Kranz officially returns to GNR after surviving The Cabin in the Woods as our beloved Astute Stoner — GNR Episode 30 — and apparently all that survival instinct has earned him a Dead End Job in an office selling…whatever the f**k they sell. He’s joined by Pedro Pascal as SEXY BOSS DRAC, the slick new manager who arrives ready to increase sales, boost productivity and whip this office full of slackers into shape. And listen — the man has GOALS. This week we get: 🧛🏾 A Sexy Corporate Dracula who is very serious about those quarterly numbers 📉 ALMOST ACTING MANAGER, thirsty for a promotion despite not necessarily possessing…managerial excellence 🥪 SLACKER BESTIE, terrible at his job but surprisingly good at noticing when shit around the office starts getting weird 💰 F*****G CHAD, because there is no horror greater than corporate leadership screaming MORE MONEY! 🥤 GO FOR ROBERT, our Red Bull-loving security guard who may be taking this job more seriously than everyone else combined ❤️ HR EX, because nothing improves an already miserable workday like unresolved romantic tension ☎️ An office full of employees committed to doing the absolute minimum 📈 And a mysterious spike in workplace productivity that should probably have somebody asking a few questions… Because when your new boss is hot, ambitious and possibly more interested in your blood than your sales numbers, that Monday morning staff meeting hits a little different. Bloodsucking Bastards gives us corporate greed, office politics, romantic foolishness, workplace slackery, Pedro Pascal being distractingly sexy and a company culture that desperately needs an anonymous HR survey. Our final assessment? CORPORATE GONNA CORPORATE. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4 STARS UP NEXT: It’s #BlackWeek and we’re heading to Hulu for Bad Hair starring the fabulous Vanessa Williams. MUSIC BY: DJ B.FOREMAN PRODUCED BY: K.BOOKER #GhostNinjaRaccoon #GNRPodcast #BloodsuckingBastards #HorrorPodcast #HorrorComedy #ComedyHorror #HorrorMovies #HorrorMoviePodcast #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #DeadEndJobs #DeadEndJobsMonth #ClockInTryNotToDie #ThisCenturyWeek #PedroPascal #FranKranz #VampireMovies #VampireHorror #OfficeHorror #WorkplaceComedy #CultHorror #IndieHorror

  3. Aug 31

    92. Chopping Mall

    September is here, Labor Day is upon us, and Ghost Ninja Raccoon is celebrating the workforce the only way we know how: WELCOME TO DEAD END JOBS MONTH.Clock in. Try not to die. We’re kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, 1986’s CHOPPING MALL, where corporate decides the local mall needs some fancy new robot security guards and — shockingly — it’s the hourly employees who end up dealing with the consequences. Eight mall workers stay behind after closing for a little drinking, hooking up and furniture-store foolishness. Unfortunately, one lightning strike turns the mall’s fancy new Killbots into the most aggressive loss-prevention team in retail history. In this one we get: A furniture-store party that proves you should GO HOME WHEN YOUR SHIFT ENDS Three Killbots with wildly inconsistent laser settings A mall sporting goods store stocked with approximately 700 guns and apparently zero locks, cases or questions Peak mall nostalgia: Things Remembered for a personalized trinket nobody needed and Orange Julius for a drink nobody could explain A Bad Idea Nerd who knew this party was some b******t from the beginning And one Final Girl who apparently looked at those Killbots and said, “Fine. I’ll do it my damn self.” Was Chopping Mall worth clocking in for? Mostly because our Final Girl came ready to WORK. ⭐️ GNR Rating: 2.5/5 UP NEXT: We punch the clock for our #ThisCentury pick with Bloodsucking Bastards. Follow Ghost Ninja Raccoon wherever you listen and on socials for more horror, foolishness and questionable employment decisions. Peace, love & f**k it — call in tomorrow if you can! Wanna suggest a movie, email me at: Ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com MUSIC BY: DJ B.FOREMAN PRODUCED BY: K.BOOKER #GhostNinjaRaccoon #GNRPodcast #DeadEndJobs #ClockInTryNotToDie #ChoppingMall #HorrorPodcast #HorrorMovies #80sHorror #1980sHorror #CultHorror #CultMovies #HorrorComedy #RetroHorror #LastCentury #FinalGirl #BarbaraCrampton #KelliMaroney #Killbots #SlasherMovies #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #HorrorMoviePodcast #HorrorMovieReview #HorrorMovieFans #ClassicHorror #BMovieHorror #BHorror #MallHorror #ScifiHorror

  4. Aug 24

    91. Psycho 2

    Family Horror Month is coming to a close, and for #SequelWeek we are heading back to the Bates Motel for 1983’s Psycho II — because apparently 22 years of psychiatric care is enough to send Norman Bates back home to the exact house where all his problems started. Seems reasonable. Norman has been declared sane, released back into society and is genuinely trying to get his life together. He gets job, meets STRAY WAITRESS, starts cleaning up the motel and is doing his absolute best to leave Mother — and all that murder shit — in the past. But almost immediately… Somebody is in the window. Notes from Mother start appearing. People are watching through walls. Bodies may or may not be dropping. And Norman’s CRASH OUT METER starts climbing. Meanwhile, #1 HATER is absolutely NOT buying this whole Norman Bates is cured now situation, DR. LOGE is desperately trying to keep his patient on the sane side of the street, DRUNK FRANZ is making the Bates Motel everybody’s problem, and CHURCH LADY is just…around. Nothing suspicious about that. In this one we get: Norman Bates trying surprisingly hard to act normal The return of one extremely justified hater A stray waitress making questionable housing decisions Some horny teens who clearly have never seen a horror movie A steadily escalating Norman Bates Crash Out Meter Enough twists to keep everybody looking suspicious And one hell of a reminder that playing stupid games will absolutely win you stupid prizes The biggest surprise? Psycho II has no business being this good. Instead of simply trying to recreate the original, it asks a much more interesting question: What happens when Norman Bates actually gets better…but nobody, including Norman, can tell if he’s losing his mind again? Time for you to f**k around and find out!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4 STARS MAINTAINED 🎙️ Ghost Ninja Raccoon — Family Horror Month: #SequelWeek #GhostNinjaRaccoon #Psycho2 #PsychoII #NormanBates #HorrorPodcast #HorrorMovies #HorrorComedy #80sHorror #ClassicHorror #HorrorSequels #SequelWeek #FamilyHorrorMonth #BatesMotel #AnthonyPerkins #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #MoviePodcast

  5. Aug 17

    90. Stepfather

    As we roll into Black Week for Family Horror Month, we finally make it to the movie that inspired the whole damn theme: Stepfather! This Tubi Original starring thee Taye Diggs alongside R&B diva Tamar Braxton came ready to serve camp, chaos, and enough Lifetime Movie energy to power an entire Sunday afternoon marathon. More reimagining than straight-up remake, Stepfather feels like the director pulled Taye aside before filming and said, “Bro…whatever you’re thinking? Do MORE.” And thankfully, he listened. Diggs commits to every glare, outburst, smile and absolutely unhinged moment while the movie proceeds to throw every possible crazy-family trope directly in his face. Meanwhile Tamar gets increasingly better at emoting as the madness escalates, and somehow the whole thing just WORKS. This Week We Get: Completely unrealistic expectations of what constitutes a “perfect” familyStep-kids firmly divided into Team New Dad and Absolutely The F**k NotBaller-ass houses that had me repeatedly asking, “What do these people do for a living?!”Possibly the most inept police force we’ve ever encountered — I’m pretty sure I could’ve solved these crimesAnd a whole lot of yelling, outbursts and ass-kicking…both imaginary and very, very realSo sit back, relax and prepare for a low-stakes watch with even lower expectations that somehow turned into a genuinely entertaining good time. We got LOL moments. WTF moments. Taye Diggs acting ALL the way up. And a family that probably should’ve spent a little more time on background checks before bringing Bad Dad into the house. Sounds like Black Week to me. Get to pressing play! #GhostNinjaRaccoon #HorrorPodcast #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorComedy #HorrorMoviePodcast #BlackHorror #BlackHorrorMovies #BlackHorrorPodcast #BlackWeek #FamilyHorror #FamilyHorrorMonth #Stepfather #TheStepfather #TayeDiggs #TamarBraxton #TubiOriginal #TubiHorror #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #HorrorMovieReview #MovieRecap #HorrorRecap #CampyHorror #PsychologicalHorror #ThrillerMovies #BlackCinema

  6. Aug 10

    89. Willy's Wonderland

    Family Horror Month forges ahead with a quick family-fun stop for our This Century Pick! We’re celebrating a birthday, opening presents, having some cake, and hopefully surviving the night at Willy’s Wonderland. 🎂🤖🔪 This week, we join Nicolas Cage for what should be a simple overnight cleaning gig after an extremely convenient unforeseen car situation leaves him working off his repair bill at a shuttered family fun center. Easy enough. Except the place is crawling with evil animatronics, the entire town is shady as hell, and Nicolas Cage has apparently decided that WORDS ARE FOR THE WEAK. That’s right. Our man checks in at approximately ZERO lines of dialogue. But don’t worry our Feisty Teens arrive to provide plenty of talking, screaming, bad decisions, and that special brand of teenage confidence that says, “Sure, several people have died here…but WE have a plan.” In this one we get: 🤐 Nicolas Cage delivering literally the fewest lines possible: NONE. 🗑️ Town leaders up to some of the shadiest shit this side of a manure dump. 🔥 The spunkiest teen alive attempting to save lives by somehow losing damn near every life she brought with her. 🤖 Animatronics finally delivering the murderous Chuck E. Cheese energy I expected from Five Nights at Freddy’s. 🧹 And one silent-ass janitor who takes his breaks ON TIME, cleans up every mess he makes, and refuses to let supernatural foolishness interfere with his work ethic. So sit back, press play, and find out what happens when you make a deal with a speechless Nicolas Cage and then fail to explain that the job comes with homicidal animatronics. Because when Willy’s Wonderland gets dirty… Nicolas Cage cleans house. And then literally cleans the house. Need more CAGE RAGE?!?! Check out Episode #18, Longlegs Need more Stupid Teens?! Check out Episode #28, Dr. Giggles #WillysWonderland #NicolasCage #HorrorPodcast #HorrorComedy #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorMoviePodcast #CultHorror #AnimatronicHorror #KillerAnimatronics #CreatureFeature #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #MovieReviewPodcast #FamilyHorrorMonth #ThisCenturyWeek #GhostNinjaRaccoon

  7. Aug 4

    88. It's Alive

    For August, we’re diving headfirst into a brand new theme, and apparently choosing emotional violence because welcome to Family Horror Month!  That’s right: toxic relationships, questionable parenting, inherited trauma and enough deeply uncomfortable family business to completely destroy Thanksgiving dinner. For Last Century Week, we’re traveling back to 1974 for It’s Alive, a film that asks: What happens when experimental drugs are handed out to pregnant women all willy-nilly and the result is a Monster Baby who just wants some milk, a nap and to go home? Unfortunately, instead of receiving a bottle and a little compassion, this poor newborn is met with screaming, disgust, armed police and an entire city acting like they’ve never seen a baby with claws before. We Get… A mother who loves her baby no matter what, as she should.A father who wants to love his baby no matter what…but Monster Baby has him completely f****d up.A society with absolutely zero sympathy for a helpless newborn who is, once again, just trying to find something to eat.Shady scientists attempting to bury their pharmaceutical mistakes.And the largest police response ever assembled to hunt down somebody who was literally born yesterday. So press play as we follow two distraught parents, one terrified city, several deeply s****y scientists and an entire police force determined to make sure Monster Baby never reaches his first birthday. #GhostNinjaRaccoon #GNRPodcast #FamilyHorrorMonth #LastCenturyWeek #ItsAlive #ItsAlive1974 #LarryCohen #Horror #HorrorMovies #HorrorFilm #HorrorPodcast #HorrorPodcasts #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #ComedyPodcast #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #NewPodcastEpisode #NewEpisode #NowPlaying #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #HorrorLovers #ScaryMovies #ClassicHorror #CultHorror #CultClassic #70sHorror #RetroHorror #MonsterMovie #CreatureFeature #BodyHorror #FamilyHorror #MovieReview #MovieRecap #FilmReview #HorrorReview #SpotifyPodcasts #ApplePodcasts Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM & FACEBOOK @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion:  ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays!   MUSIC BY:  DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY:  K. Booker

  8. Jul 27

    87. Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers

    Since we started Summer Horror Month at camp, naturally we’re going to finish it at camp. And while you may be wondering if Jason Voorhees is about to pop out from behind a tree—don’t worry. Today’s killer is racking up Voorhees-level numbers using camp supplies, killer instincts and unlimited motivation provided by badly behaved teenagers. This week, we’re talking Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers, where we link back up with Sweet Baby Angela from the original film—covered way back in Episode 36. Except this time, she’s no longer a baby, she’s definitely not sweet…but she is still very much Angela. Powered by terrible recordkeeping and nary a background check, Angela has somehow landed a job counseling kids in the ways of good, clean, wholesome fun. Unfortunately, several campers don’t find Angela’s version of fun all that fun—and they’re about to learn that getting “sent home” means something very different at Camp Rolling Hills. Tune in as we find out: 🏕️ How many campers can Sweet Baby Angela send home before somebody calls a parent? 🪚 Are these woods soundproof, or do murder screams just sound like wholesome camp fun? 🚽 Could anyone survive the grossest outhouse death we’ve seen at camp this summer? 👀 How much gratuitous nudity is too much for a camp supposedly full of teenagers? Worry not—the performers were adults. I checked. The effects are great, the campers are appropriately annoying and Sweet Baby Angela’s patience is thinner than pantyhose. So press play and find out whether anyone in these woods can hear anything over the sounds of joy, lust and murder. #GhostNinjaRaccoon #GNRPodcast #SleepawayCamp2 #SleepawayCampII #UnhappyCampers #SleepawayCamp #SummerHorrorMonth #SummerHorror #SequelWeek #CampHorror #SlasherMovie #80sHorror #HorrorComedy #HorrorPodcast #MovieRecap #HorrorMovies #HorrorCommunity

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A weekly trip into the story of a horror movie touching all the genres, all the decades for reasons of podcast of fame and glory!! Each episode breaks down plot, characters and wildest moments with a little insight and a lot of side eye. Each month there is: This Century, Last Century, Black Week and Sequel Week to keep our picks fresh and varied. And don't worry if you don't like horror movies, I watch them so you don't have to, so if you've got 30 minutes, I'll give you all the tea on the Creatures Features, Snarky Murderers, Creepy Ghosts & Sexy Heroes each week in 30 minutes or less!