Zero Momentum

Zero Momentum
  • 5.0 (1)
  • Society & Culture
  • Updated Weekly

Two generic white dudes talk about things that interest them. New episodes every Monday. Come for the jokes, stay for the sexual tension. Cheers!

  1. Sep 7

    Episode #24 - Chess Anyone?

    The conversation begins with a lighthearted exchange about fashion and fantasy football, leading into a discussion about fitness challenges and chess. The hosts share their experiences with working out and their newfound interest in playing chess. They also prepare to play a game of chess live on the podcast. Aubrey and Zero Momentum engage in a lively and humorous game of chess, showcasing their banter and strategic moves. Aubrey and Zero Momentum engage in a lively game of chess, discussing various topics and planning a month-long diet challenge. Takeaways Fantasy football and fitness challenges are popular topics among the hosts, reflecting their interest in sports and physical activity.The hosts are excited to play a game of chess live on the podcast, showcasing their competitive spirit and love for strategic games. Strategic banterChess tactics Fast-paced chess games can be enjoyable and engaging.Planning a month-long diet challenge can be a fun and supportive way to improve health and wellness. Chapters 00:00 Fashion, Fantasy Football, and Fitness Challenges15:03 The Fascination with Chess22:45 Strategic Banter and Opening Moves24:09 Tactical Maneuvers and Mistakes27:25 Banter and Strategic Thinking29:46 Mid-Game Tactics and Banter32:44 Endgame Strategy and Banter39:55 Engaging in Fast-Paced Chess41:05 Discussing Controversial Moves42:20 Strategic Chess Moves and Banter43:13 Reflections on the Chess Game56:13 Planning a Month-Long Diet Challenge

  2. Aug 31

    Episode #23 - Hunting, Spiders, and College Ethics

    The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including the geography of Canada, wilderness and flying, hunting and animal weight, survival shows and outdoor activities, fitness and health, and football and quarterbacks. The hosts discuss interesting facts about Canada's population distribution, flight paths, and wildlife. They also share their thoughts on hunting, survival shows, fitness routines, and the performance of football quarterbacks. The conversation delves into the fear of spiders and the impact of NIL (Name, Image, and Likeness) on college sports. The hosts discuss their experiences with spiders, the fear associated with them, and the challenges of dealing with them. They also explore the implications of NIL on college sports and the ethical considerations surrounding it. Takeaways Geography of CanadaWilderness and FlyingHunting and Animal WeightSurvival Shows and Outdoor ActivitiesFitness and HealthFootball and Quarterbacks Spiders and the fear of spidersThe impact of NIL (Name, Image, and Likeness) on college sports Chapters 00:00 Geography of Canada01:13 Wilderness and Flying03:07 Hunting and Animal Weight06:25 Survival Shows and Outdoor Activities13:02 Fitness and Health26:56 Football and Quarterbacks28:10 Spiders and the Fear of Spiders37:34 The Impact of NIL on College Sports

  3. Aug 24

    Episode #22 - Fantasy Football, Chess, and Blimps

    The conversation covers a range of topics, including fantasy sports, blimps, fitness routines, chess, and social interactions. The hosts discuss the challenges of fantasy drafts, the scarcity of blimps, their fitness routines, and the prospect of beating a chess grandmaster. They also touch on the behavior of social media influencers and the dynamics of public interactions. The conversation covers a range of topics, including workplace attire, career changes, and NFL team predictions. The hosts discuss the importance of dressing for success, the impact of attire on job performance, and the significance of showing up early at work. They also share their thoughts on leaving a company, transitioning to a new role, and the challenges of corporate life. Additionally, they engage in a detailed analysis of NFL team performance predictions for the upcoming season. The conversation delves into a detailed analysis of football teams and their potential performance in the upcoming season. The hosts discuss the strengths and weaknesses of various teams, their schedules, and the impact of key players on their performance. Takeaways Fantasy sports strategyThe scarcity of blimpsThe challenges of beating a chess grandmasterThe dynamics of public interactions Dressing for success is important but should align with personal identityShowing up early at work can indicate dedication and commitmentTransitioning to a new role can be bittersweet, with both positives and negativesNFL team predictions are influenced by player performance, coaching, and divisional competition Football season analysisTeam performance predictions Chapters 00:00 Fantasy Draft Strategy01:00 The Mystery of Blimps02:59 Fitness Routines and Challenges08:03 The Chess Challenge14:01 Social Interactions and Influencers30:04 Workplace Attire and Success34:20 Career Changes and Corporate Life38:26 NFL Team Predictions53:41 Team Performance Predictions54:09 Quarterback Impact and Team Strengths55:17 Schedule Analysis and Season Predictions56:19 Rookie Quarterback and Team Performance57:33 Cardinals and Jets Season Predictions59:00 Quarterback Challenges and Team Analysis01:00:00 Season Predictions and Team Challenges01:01:01 Football Season Challenges and Predictions01:02:12 Season Predictions and Team Challenges01:03:01 Football Season Challenges and Predictions01:13:29 Closing Quote and Reflection

  4. Aug 17

    Episode #21 - Memory Loss, Coach Aubrey, and Toilet Humor

    Aubrey and Zachary discuss their recent experiences, including a fun fact about Wyoming, the cost of podcast production, and their progress with a workout challenge. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they recount their post-podcast drinking experiences and the aftermath. The conversation covers a range of topics including non-alcoholic beer, movies, coaching children's sports, and competitive parenting. It delves into the experience of coaching a children's soccer team, the impact of bad publicity on movies, and the legacy of competitive coaching. The hosts also discuss the challenges of coaching and the competitive nature of parenting. The conversation covers a range of topics, including bowel movements, senses, sports moments, and a surprise snake encounter. The hosts also discuss their weekly homework and end with a closing quote. Takeaways Podcast production costs can be substantial, especially for mobile setups.Consistency in workout routines can lead to noticeable progress.Post-podcast drinking experiences can be memorable but come with their own set of challenges. Non-alcoholic beer offers a low-calorie alternative to traditional beer.Bad publicity can generate interest and engagement with a movie.Coaching children's sports requires a balance of competitiveness and sensitivity.Competitive parenting can influence coaching styles and attitudes towards children's sports. Bowel movement habits vary widely among individuals.The peak sports moment is subjective and can be influenced by personal experiences.Consistency in completing weekly homework assignments is important for building habits. Chapters 00:00 Podcast Production Costs03:01 Workout Challenge Progress18:01 Post-Podcast Drinking Experiences24:11 Non-Alcoholic Beer and Competitive Parenting28:14 The Impact of Bad Publicity on Movies39:25 Coaching Children's Sports and Competitive Parenting47:15 Bowel Movement Habits47:40 Sensory Sacrifice55:42 Surprise Snake Encounter58:32 Peak Sports Moment01:02:36 Weekly Homework and Closing

  5. Aug 10

    Episode #20 - Beer, QB Rankings, and Fake Plants

    Aubrey and Zachary engage in a lighthearted and humorous conversation, discussing topics such as beer, local attractions, app development, and retro gaming. They also explore the idea of creating a T-shirt line and a retro sports app. The conversation is filled with banter, laughter, and playful interactions, creating an entertaining and engaging atmosphere. Aubrey and Zero Momentum engage in a lighthearted and humorous conversation while ranking quarterbacks and discussing their potential as franchise starters. The banter and playful disagreements make for an entertaining and engaging exchange. Aubrey and Zero Momentum engage in a humorous and opinionated debate about various NFL quarterbacks, comparing their abilities and potential. The conversation is filled with banter, playful arguments, and controversial takes, providing an entertaining and lighthearted discussion for football fans. The conversation covers a range of topics, including a discussion on ranking quarterbacks, a blind ranking of ice cream flavors, and a number-guessing game. The hosts also discuss their favorite podcast moments and end with a month-long workout challenge. Takeaways Creativity and humor are key elements in the conversation, making it entertaining and engaging.The discussion covers a wide range of topics, from beer and local attractions to app development and retro gaming, showcasing the diverse interests of the hosts. Quarterback rankings can lead to spirited debatesAge and potential are key factors in choosing a franchise quarterback Quarterback comparisons are subjective and can lead to entertaining and humorous debates.Age, playoff success, and individual playing styles are key factors in evaluating quarterbacks. Quarterback rankings and ice cream preferences can be subjective and lead to engaging discussions.The hosts prioritize having fun and enjoying their podcast, regardless of audience preferences. Chapters 00:00 Beer Banter and Extravaganza02:27 Local Attractions and Childhood Memories05:09 Homework and App Development07:48 Retro Sports App and Retro Gaming20:42 Retro Baseball Game and App Development24:33 Quarterback Rankings and Banter28:28 The Battle of the Quarterbacks29:18 Franchise Starters and Potential45:28 Rapid-Fire Quarterback Selection47:35 Quarterback Comparisons and Controversial Takes48:22 The Battle of the Quarterbacks Continues49:02 The Debate Intensifies: Lamar vs. Jalen49:35 The Kyler Murray Discussion50:09 The Brock Purdy vs. Matthew Stafford Debate51:59 The Deshaun Watson Dilemma52:34 The Battle of the Quarterbacks Continues: Part 253:43 The Controversial Quarterback Showdown54:24 The Hilarious Quarterback Faceoff55:46 The Final Quarterback Showdown55:55 The Ultimate Quarterback Comparison56:03 The Last Quarterback Standoff01:05:19 The Final Decision: Josh Allen vs. Patrick Mahomes01:05:37 Quarterback Rankings and Ice Cream Preferences01:08:28 Blind Ranking Game and Ice Cream Preferences01:11:06 Number-Guessing Game and Podcast Moments01:22:22 Month-Long Workout Challenge

  6. Aug 3

    Episode #19 - Mustaches and Aliens

    The podcast hosts discuss mustaches, fun facts about chainsaw childbirth, a protein challenge recap, starting a side business, fantasy football league, and success on the internet. The conversation covers a range of topics including content pivoting, podcast success strategy, aliens and space travel, a weekly update on a space pooper mishap, financial planning for yacht ownership, and a discussion on fitness and health journey. The conversation covers topics such as fitness challenge preparation, the announcement of Episode Twenty, a discussion about a twenty-four hour challenge, egg aversion, diet discussions, and the concept of 'the other day'. Takeaways Mustaches and grooming are a topic of discussionFun facts about chainsaw childbirthProtein challenge recap and dietary experimentationStarting a side business challengeFantasy football league and content creationSuccess on the internet and the role of attractiveness Content pivoting and engagement are essential for sustained success.Financial planning and strategic investments can lead to significant wealth accumulation. Fitness challenges require strategic preparationEpisode Twenty will feature a special eventThe concept of 'the other day' is subjective and flexible Chapters 00:00 The Mustache Chronicles01:14 Fun Facts and Chainsaw Childbirth03:00 Protein Challenge Recap07:58 Starting a Side Business12:58 Fantasy Football League and Content Creation19:01 Success on the Internet23:09 Content Pivoting and Engagement24:25 Podcast Success Strategy25:42 Aliens and Space Travel29:00 Weekly Update: Space Pooper Mishap33:01 Financial Planning for Yacht Ownership41:48 Fitness and Health Journey46:15 Fitness Challenge Prep48:16 Announcing Episode Twenty50:26 The Twenty-Four Hour Challenge57:18 Egg Aversion and Diet Discussions01:02:09 The Concept of 'The Other Day'

  7. Jul 27

    Episode #18 - Please Don't Listen To This

    The podcast episode begins with an introduction and a humorous discussion about the podcast's goal to deter listeners. This is followed by a conversation about fun facts and a debate about the impact of AI on society. The hosts then review the 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' book series, share their experiences, and discuss the protein challenge and a snack draft. The conversation methodically explores the disturbing and creepy song lyrics from the past, highlighting the societal acceptance and scrutiny of controversial content. It also delves into historical perspectives on social acceptance and concludes with a blind ranking of torture methods. The conversation covers the ranking of medieval torture devices and the strategy for survival on a desert island with limited resources. It delves into the details of each topic, providing insights and considerations for both scenarios. Takeaways Dungeon Crawler Carl book seriesAI and its impact on society Creepy and disturbing song lyrics from the pastSocietal acceptance and scrutiny of controversial content Survival strategy on a desert island with limited resourcesMedieval torture devices and their ranking Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Goals01:00 Fun Facts and AI Discussion05:15 Dungeon Crawler Carl Book Review18:23 Protein Challenge and Snack Draft23:10 Exploring Creepy Song Lyrics32:20 Historical Perspectives on Social Acceptance42:02 Blind Ranking of Torture Methods43:17 Medieval Torture Devices57:11 Survival Strategy on a Desert Island

  8. Jul 20

    Episode #17 - Drop Bears, Disney Conspiracy, Caffeine

    Aubrey and Zachary discuss various topics, including mowing, koalas, old TV shows, and the impact of caffeine on their routines. They also explore the Dubai chocolate conspiracy theory and share their experiences with decaf coffee. The conversation covers a range of topics including lifestyle changes, home gym setup, reading habits, and video game controversies. It also delves into the world of literature, discussing specific book series and genres. The hosts also touch on the influence of microtransactions in video games and the impact of certain game developers on the gaming industry. The conversation covers a range of topics including Snoop Dogg, favorite picks, TikTok, and a hypothetical 24-hour challenge. The hosts discuss their preferences and strategies for the challenge, as well as their thoughts on TikTok and its content. Takeaways Decaf coffee still contains minimal caffeine, challenging the notion of 'decaffeinated'.Nostalgic TV shows and games may not hold the same appeal when revisited as an adult.The Dubai chocolate conspiracy theory highlights the influence of marketing and online algorithms.The impact of caffeine on daily routines and the potential benefits of reducing caffeine consumption.The importance of maintaining a morning routine, even with decaf coffee.The ease of giving up caffeine for a week and the potential for reduced coffee consumption in the future. Lifestyle changes and home gym setupReading habits and book recommendationsImpact of microtransactions in video games Snoop Dogg's influence and iconic statusThe hosts' differing strategies and preferences for the hypothetical 24-hour challenge Chapters 00:00 Mowing Woes and Electric Mowers03:06 Fun Facts and Koala Conversations03:57 Drop Bears and Wildlife Encounters06:01 Nostalgic TV Shows and Adult Viewership09:04 Dubai Chocolate Conspiracy Theory12:51 Decaf Coffee and Caffeine Impact25:20 Lifestyle Changes and Home Gym Setup26:12 Reading Habits and Book Recommendations29:21 Home Gym as Iron Sanctuary and Podcasting Studio30:02 Specific Homework Assignment and Book Discussion33:29 Discussion on Video Game Controversies and EA Sports53:50 Hypothetical 24-Hour Challenge

See All (24)

About

Two generic white dudes talk about things that interest them. New episodes every Monday. Come for the jokes, stay for the sexual tension. Cheers!

Information

  • Creator
    Zero Momentum
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    24
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Zero Momentum
  • Show Website
    Zero Momentum