Cornfed Chaos

Nicole Malzacher
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while.

  1. 3d ago

    Ep 31 Just the tip- I can't do the whole thing- with Hippy_cowboy

    We have a new guest this week!!  My friend Joe stopped by, also known as hippy_cowboy on TikTok, joins Annessa and I on todays episode.  Joe travels the state of Nebraska doing random agriculture work with horses, cattle and ranch work but today we get him talking about some different things.  Listen in as we chat about different energies, aliens, AI and where the world is taking us and so much more!  Buckle up for a fun ride.  Follow Joe on TikTok - hippy_cowboy and on the Snapchat- benalicious717  We want to know your favorite movie quotes that you have grown up with! Comment below or email us at cornfedchaos@gmail.com  Get your Cowboy Revolution apparel today!  Go to http://cowboyrevolution.com/?ref=ozicasoi   Use the code cornfedchaos for 15% off! Keep rockin' it ya'll!

  2. Sep 30

    Ep 30 We all need the D

    We asked and we got answers!  The craziest places ya'll have done the deed had our mouths dropping a couple times.  Today Annessa and I go over listeners answers which took us to wondering if we are introverts or extroverts.  Are you a sarcastic person?  We decided to take a quiz to see just how we rank on the sarcasm scale.  This is why not everyone understands our sense of humor (hahaha). Just keep swimming... swimming... swimming.  Turns out we can talk whale too!  This week we want to know what your favorite lines are from kids movies!! Comment, message us or email us at cornfedchaos@gmail.com Thanks for listening aaaaaand... Keep rockin' it ya'll!!

  3. Sep 23

    Ep 29 You meet drug dealers and ho's there- lets go to Vegas

    Ness and I are back talking about some of our favorite memories together!  Our main one is our FAST trip to Vegas when I was going for a casting call for Tough As Nails.  We literally went to Vegas and left.  It was her first time flying ever and talk about a meorable trip that started from the minute we left home!  We stayed at the sketchy El Cortez hotel off of Fremont, had Coney Island hotdogs (our main meal on the trip), met Phil Keoghan, the host of The Amazing Race and Tough As Nails, and had the BEST Uber driver we could ask for!  Who likes karaoke?  I also can't take this chick anywhere without her picking up some bones. We want to know about the CRAZIEST thing that's happened to you while traveling! Email us at cornfedchaos@gmail.com  Thank you for joining us aaaaand... Keep rockin' it ya'll!!

  4. Sep 16

    Ep 28 Fake crying makes you laugh- we had tears

    Hola!  Welcome back to another great episode of Cornfed Chaos!  We want to know the wildest places you've ever done the deeeeed.  Today Ness and I come in hot and heavy with how our fake crying makes us laugh... more like laughing until we cry.  And trigger warning- we then dive into my journey of eating disorders, anorexia and bulimia, along with my struggles through life threatening medical issues.  It's an area that I haven't always been open about but I needed to get out and I wanted to share my jourey with ya'll. XOXO Don't forget!- We want to know the wildest places you've done the deed!!  Write in to cornfedchaos@gmail.com and tell us.  You're stories could be featured on the podcast!! (anonymously)  Thank you for joining us aaaaand... Keep rockin' it ya'll!

  5. Sep 9

    Ep 27- My dentist really numbs me

    We're baaack!  Ness is a little numb and lispy from the dentist which brought me joy while we were together for this.  I went to fly-in in Hastings, NE and had the best time and was even able to fly in an open cockpit for the first time!!  My new friend Bob Swint took me flying in his early 1940's Stearman that he fully restored for the time period.  What an experience!!  How many versions of two in the pink one in the stink have you heard?  Comment below! Quicksand is a real fear here in Nebraska... we talk about a trailride we went on and Ness had her life flash before her eyes.   So saddle up-p-p and come along for the ride. Aaaand don't forget to clean your earbuds. Keep rockin' it ya'll!

  6. Sep 2

    Ep 26 I Choose Death with Holly and Cayla

    "If you plug your nose you wont taste it.".... Just wait 'til you hear what that answer is to.  On todays episode I am back with Holly and Cayla!  We decided to play a game and then changed it entirely to our own "would you rather".  We learned things about each other that we never thought we would!  It will make you laugh, cringe sometimes and even say WTF with some of our answers.  Bon appetit! Keep rockin' it ya'll Sponsor for todays episode is Prizm Electric, LLC Show Notes 1:30 Fitness catch up time 6:30 I stomped the F**k out of this guys foot- Concert at The Bourbon 13:15 I choose tourettes and ya'll just have to deal with it 18:30 Pause- we have to have an intervention with Nicole- You need your tetanus shot 27:15 If I have a sharp knife we are eating duck for a week 30:30 Being Deaf- I would be so entertained by my own brain 34:15 How drunk would I have to be to rip my own nails off? 38:00 Well that's easy, your dads dead.   41:45 I will sit in the bathroom and tear my butthole 47:30 Butt Plug- was that to fast of an answer? 49:00 She's over there like my mother would eat her own shit. 56:15 Id have to say yes to everybody?  That's a lot of people. 1:00:00 Someone else wiping my ass- sounds like a vacation 1:07:30  Bambi! When he was a full buck that was a hot deer 1:09:00  I'm choosing the barking match becuase it goes great with my tourettes. 1:12:00 Piss- I choose the piss.  You can refrigerate it. 1:14:00 I need a different image in my head- please!

  7. Aug 26

    Ep 25 Pedal Pulls, Derby cars & John Deere collections with Anthony Gabriel

    Today I sit down with my cousin Anthony Gabriel.  We talk about his families collection of John Deere items and how it started their pedal pull business Gabriel's Pedaling Angels, which will be at the Nebraska State Fair again this year!  Anthony has done many things in his life including building and competing in derby's, his hobby of building model cars and a shoutout to the Veterans Museum in Fullerton, NE that also challenged his creativity.  We also find out that pedal pulls aren't just for kids! Do you know of someone you want to hear on the podcast? Email us at cornfedchaos@gmail.com Episode sponsor- Prizm Electric, LLC - Nebraska Thank you for listening! Keep rockin' it ya'll   Show Notes 2:20 Pedal your way to Nationals with Grabiel's Pedaling Angels- pedal pulls across Nebraska 19:30 Somebody Shotgunned a beer- pedal pulls aren't just for the kids 26:15 Jack of all trades- Anthony is heading down a different path 32:30 Bad Company derby team- "dad taught me the mechanic side" 40:00 A model hobby- building model cars, custom model trailers and a new adventure with Anthony's first model plane for the Veteran's Museum in Fullerton, NE. 48:45 Dad collects John Deere- where it all started with original pedal tractors and going to toy shows 1:06:30 He's also a vet tech?!- College in Curtis, NE 1:10:15 Look us up!- Gabriel's Pedaling Angels, NE Pedal Pullers Association & Fullerton Veterans Museum

  8. Aug 19

    Ep 24- Wired & Winging It with Holly Ritz

    I am joined today by Holly Ritz.  She is a journeyman electrician and one of the owners of Nebraska's Prizm Electric, LLC.  Holly and I go through her journey of becoming an electrician and the challenges that can come from women working in a male dominated career path.  Today is a ride from "it's a sign" moments, to scary life changing moves and what it means and takes to "just show up" in life.  Keep rockin' it ya'll  Show Notes 1:30  "You will not regret hiring me"- This is a podcast on how to get into stuff 15:50  "D's make degrees girl."- It's a sign to reach for the skies and start learning something new 27:32  Sparky Time- The journey of an electrician 31:12  This was a dream... and now I'm doing it.- What's your favorite thing about flying? 38:15  "I hate to say it, but Tyler..."- Mentors and inspiring role models. 41:25  "The Look on his face I will never forget."- We talk about worst days on the job, intrusive thoughts- "can I do this?", and it doesn't matter your age you can change your career. 51:10  JUST. SHOW. UP.- Everyone goes through doubts- take it one lesson, one hour and one day at a time.  56:20  "There's a whole world out there of options."- What would you tell your 20 year old self? 1:05:25  A Union is a Union Nicole- Holly talks us through how to become an electrician. 1:15:20  Speaking of scary- "I'm going to move and I'm going to get my journeymans." 1:20:40  Life is a journey and enjoy that journey- You're never to old or young to decide what you want to do.

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Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while.

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  • Creator
    Nicole Malzacher
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    30
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026
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    Cornfed Chaos