Two Guys, No Script

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Two Guys, No Script is about two friends that are just talking about anything and everything. The Podcast is fun, entertaining and sometimes informational. Consider supporting the podcast here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2608292/supporters/new

  1. 15h ago ·  Video

    Adella Tells Stories About Tanner, Derek Is Always At Fault

    A dirty joke turns into a full-on hangout where we accidentally cover half of modern life: weight loss pressure, AI hype, relationship lore, and the kind of unfiltered bathroom talk that probably should’ve stayed off-mic. We’re joined by Adela, and within minutes we’re debating dieting math, water weight, and why the scale can drop fast at the start even when fat loss doesn’t move that quickly. Then we jump straight into the tech argument we can’t stop having: data centers, AI data centers, local moratoriums, and the bigger fear underneath it all. We talk about automation, job loss, and why we still use tools like ChatGPT anyway, especially for marketing and content that used to take a whole team. It’s funny, but it’s also real, because this stuff is already changing how work gets done. From there it’s pure story time: saving a half-dead, grease-covered bird at work, the coworker who played Cupid and pushed our relationship into existence, and the Temu dirt bike moment that went viral for all the wrong reasons. Yes, we blew it up. Yes, we forgot the oil mix. And yes, we’re still stubborn enough to turn it into a long-form Temu review and repair video, plus more builds that actually involve Derek showing up. If you like a comedy podcast that feels like friends on a couch, hit subscribe, share this with someone who’d argue about AI with you, and leave a review. What should we order from Temu next within reason? Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

  2. Jul 23 ·  Video

    14. Remie Tells The Real Story Of Dating Derek

    Temu starts as a joke and somehow turns into a life plan. We’re talking cheap tools, delayed deliveries, the Temu Farmland grind for “free” stuff, and the slippery slope from buying a $5 screwdriver set to dreaming about jet boats, mini trucks, and a whole fleet of weird little vehicles parked on a property you probably should have used for a house. Remy joins us and brings the kind of relationship story you only get when someone is willing to be specific. She tells how she knew Derek in high school, why she initially wrote him off, and how Rockfest turned into a chaotic first real connection, including the moment that gave her the biggest ick and the moment that made it obvious he was all in. From there we get into the party years, slowing down, and what it’s like when your life changes but your sense of humor doesn’t. We also hit real-life topics like podcast consistency, upgrading gear, planning future guests, travel anxiety around flying to Florida, and the everyday fears that sneak up on you, especially bees. Then it gets painfully honest about living together: the shower pranks, the post-work stench, the bathroom habits, and the small stuff that becomes the big stuff when you share a home. If you like funny, raw conversation about relationships, Midwest life, cheap online shopping, and the line between “a bit” and “too far,” this one’s for you. Subscribe, share it with a friend who’s addicted to Temu, and leave a review with your wildest Temu purchase so we can judge it. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

  3. Jul 16 ·  Video

    13. That Got Weird

    We show up tired, slightly annoyed, and determined to record anyway, and that’s exactly how this one turns into a perfect Two Guys Off Script mess. The night starts with schedule guilt and jobsite heat, then swings into the important stuff: dinner plans, rediscovering seafood, and why a tuna sandwich can still be elite even if everyone makes fun of it. From there we take a hard left into Temu, because nothing says “responsible adult” like filling your cart with mystery socket sets, magnets, and gadgets you may or may not recognize when they arrive. We talk about the pit bike itch, the Marketplace negotiation grind, and the hilarious logic we use to convince ourselves a too-good-to-be-true deal might actually be real. If you’re into blue-collar comedy podcasts, tool talk, and online shopping stories, this stretch is for you. We also get real about podcast consistency, audio mistakes, and the only growth plan that makes sense for our attention spans: start cutting clips, post more, and maybe even vlog Florida like we’re actual creators. Expect side quests into work gear, TV recommendations, and a couple detours that absolutely earn the explicit tag. Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations, share this with a friend who loves chaotic banter, and leave a review telling us: should we commit to TikTok clips or keep letting the rails fall off? Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

  4. Jul 2 ·  Video

    12. Derek Left Us Hanging, Big Plans Ahead

    Your week can be “too busy” even when it’s only one night of plans, and we feel that hard as we pick up the mic after missing a week. The recording starts a little chaotic, then quickly turns into the kind of real-life catch-up that makes hanging out feel like a full agenda: motorcycles, money, work schedules, and the constant math of what you can fit into a normal week.  We get into a Harley-Davidson detour that stole the podcast slot, then shift into a Harley themed wedding that somehow sounds both hilarious and genuinely fun. From there it’s straight into Florida trip planning, where the Airbnb vs hotel debate gets real once holiday prices spike. We talk budget travel, choosing dates, whether flying is worth the cost, and why a road trip plan only works if you’re honest about who will actually drive.  Then we hit the everyday stuff everyone argues about: why we don’t text back fast, how notifications disappear, and why a phone call still beats a message when you need an answer. We also vent about iPhone battery life, broken charging ports, cases vs going caseless, and screen protectors that crack if you look at them wrong. Finally, we end on DIY home repair with garage door torsion springs and why that “serious injury” warning label isn’t just for show. If you like unfiltered friend talk with real takeaways, subscribe, share the show, and leave a review. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

  5. Jun 18 ·  Video

    Our First Guest Gavin

    A cold pasta salad gets called spaghetti, salsa becomes “sauce,” and somehow that’s only the beginning of our first guest episode with Gavin. We’re back in full small-town comedy podcast mode, where the best stories come from long workdays, bad lighting, and friends who will absolutely narrate your worst moment for the rest of your life. We bounce from workplace stories and rainy-day gear that looks ridiculous to the weird feeling of getting recognized by listeners on the job. Gavin also tells the throwback story of getting interviewed at bus races and landing on Barstool Sports, plus why one viral clip can follow you longer than any resume. Then we drift into casino talk, including the superstition of a “magical” slot machine, the wins and losses that fuel the myth, and the free soda haul that turns into an argument about what people actually drink. It gets surprisingly real when we talk side hustles and pride in small projects, like Gavin’s not-so-big cornfield and the harvest math behind it. We also hear a red, white, and blue smoke engagement story that feels equal parts patriotic and chaotic, then finish with what makes us happiest, the grind of quitting nicotine, and a heated debate about movies everyone should have seen by now. If you like funny storytelling, blue-collar life, and a hangout-style guest interview, hit play, subscribe, and share the episode with a friend. What’s your most confident wrong moment? Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

  6. Jun 11 ·  Video

    10. When Does Growing Up Actually Start

    A lifeguard’s whistle, a truck in a ditch, and a tornado watch outside the basement window. That’s the kind of night we’re bringing you, and somehow it still turns into a conversation about marriage, kids, and building a house like we’re responsible adults. We start with the simple stuff: how the week’s been, what we’re doing this weekend, and why a casino trip sounds fun until you remember you’re trying to be “mature.” Then we rewind to one of our all-time favorite true stories, the day we went to a water park on a hot, hungover morning and gradually turned into the reason rules exist. Tubes, stoplights, lifeguards getting fed up, and the moment we realized we were probably not welcome back. Listener questions push us into our funniest drinking stories, and they do not disappoint. One involves Crocs in the snow, a misunderstanding about moving a vehicle, and a steep ditch that nearly starts a real fight. The other is a rural-party classic that includes a barn, a window, and a pig that ends up way too close to the action. Along the way we get distracted by storm chasing, debate a Milwaukee battery-powered chainsaw versus gas tools, and share a weirdly wholesome travel story about Northern California and a tiny lodge run by a guy named Jethro. If you like comedy podcasts with real friendship banter, small-town storytelling, and unfiltered conversations, hit subscribe, share this with a friend who has a “you had to be there” story, and leave a review so more people can find us. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

  7. Jun 4 ·  Video

    9. How To Deal With Swass, Smoking Meats, and More

    Sweat, smoke, and bad decisions make great conversation, and we prove it again by jumping from summertime suffering straight into listener questions we cannot ignore. We talk smooth bore vs fog pattern from a firefighter’s point of view, then get weirdly practical about hot-weather comfort: swamp ass, toe jam, chafing, foot stink, and what actually helps when you have to work in the heat. Yes, we say the quiet parts out loud, because everyone deals with it and pretending you do not does not make it better.  Then we shift into backyard barbecue mode with meat smoking tips that do not require an expensive rig. We break down a simple Weber kettle method: charcoal on one side, meat on the other, a little wood for flavor, and the one tool we keep coming back to for consistent results, a thermometer. If you want brisket or pork that turns out right more often than not, this is the practical, budget-friendly starting point.  From there, it turns into classic friend banter and outdoors chaos: a tubing weekend with a leaky tube, cold water, and a “you had to be there” moment that definitely got recorded. We also get into bigger life stuff like vacation planning, why casinos are tempting even when you should be saving money, and the ongoing debate about having kids while you are still young enough to survive the chaos. We even talk podcast growth, getting a guest lined up, and how we are trying to improve the audio as we go.  If you laughed, learned something, or cringed because it sounded familiar, subscribe for the next one, share it with a friend who needs the smoke tips, and leave a review so more people can find us. What topic do you want us to tackle next? Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

  8. May 28 ·  Video

    8. Harley Hacks, Pontoon Dreams, And The Grind Of Growing A Show

    A poster falls off the wall, the AC barely works, and somehow that turns into a full debate about Harleys, pontoon boats, and what it actually takes to keep a small podcast alive. We’re talking shop like we always do, starting with the real-life chaos of filming a DIY video podcast and why the simplest setup tasks can eat the whole night. If you’ve ever tried to build something, fix something, or just keep a project moving after a long workday, you’ll feel seen.  Then we get into the fun stuff: weekend stories, backyard mower repairs that definitely aren’t manufacturer-approved, and a deep dive into motorcycle life. We break down Harley modifications, weird control setups, front brake logic, and why some ideas sound “fine” until you picture them at highway speed. After that, it’s summer mode, where we chase the pontoon boat dream and run straight into a classic used-boat headache: title signatures, registration confusion, and the moment you ask yourself if it’s easier to fix it or just buy another one.  From there we zoom out into podcast growth, content strategy, and the half-serious plan to turn our lives into write-offs with an LLC, more clips, and better consistency. We also tee up listener questions, talk about a supporter t-shirt giveaway, and yes, we deliver a ridiculous breakdown of the difference between shitting your pants and “shitting your butt cheeks.” We even squeeze in vitamins, focus hacks like Neurogum, and a quick religion versus science back-and-forth.  If you laughed, cringed, or argued out loud, help us out: subscribe, share the show with a friend, leave a review, and drop us a question we should answer next time. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

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Two Guys, No Script is about two friends that are just talking about anything and everything. The Podcast is fun, entertaining and sometimes informational. Consider supporting the podcast here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2608292/supporters/new

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  • Creator
    Tanner
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Two Guys, No Script
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