Wandering with Weed and Wine

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If you like to smoke, vape, eat weed; or enjoy a good glass of wine while listening to some funny, and sometimes strange conversations about anything and everything; you’ve found the right podcast! These two gal pals enjoy sharing the unique thoughts that enter their weird Wandering brains! Those thoughts may be ridiculous, deep or just plain out there, but they bet some of you have thought them too! Hop aboard the Wandering Weird Train- Puff Puff, Cheers!!!

  1. 3d ago

    Ep 25: Pre-Rolls & Parlor Tricks

    🌬️Willow is a little "extra" tonight thanks to a pre-roll and gummy combo, making it Anastasia’s full-time job to keep this Friday the 13th PARTY on track. This wandering episode covers everything from thrift store nightmares to the "witchy evil stuff" that Willow’s childhood home strictly forbade!    😱The Mirror Meltdown: Willow decided to lean into the superstitious theme of her party by deliberately breaking mirrors. Anastasia is officially losing her mind over the shattered energy and "uninvited guests" hiding in old mirrors! Is Willow fearless, or has she just released something that’s been watching people through mirrors for decades?   👻Hallowed Ground Rules: From open umbrellas and voodoo dolls to a brain-dead cake, Willow’s party was a superstitious minefield! But the wandering spiral really begins when the conversation turns to the history of the Ouija board. It may have started as a 19th-century parlor game, but can enough collective energy thin the veil and turn a simple board into a literal portal? Willow is ready to put it to the test, but Anastasia has a list of rules and stipulations longer than a CVS receipt before she’ll even consider stepping onto hallowed ground. Can they really keep the spirits at bay, or is the wine and weed the only thing keeping them grounded?   💔#TeamMabel vs. #TeamFrank: The night ends with the hilariously true (and bizarre) story of a woman whose obsession with her Ouija board dictated everything from her outfits to her "wifely duties" in the bedroom. Her husband eventually asked to have the marriage "dissolved"— leaving Weed & Wine in a head to head battle of who they support in this marriage! Let us know in the comments: Are you #TeamMabel or #TeamFrank?

  2. Sep 23

    Ep 24: Feeling Your Biscuits & The Warden

    🌬️High Identity Conversations: We all do it—speaking for our pets, our cars, and maybe even the cow down the road. But tonight, Willow & Anastasia take it to a level that will have you questioning the personality of every object in your house. Whether it's a deep conversation with a pet or negotiating with a remote that had to choose between fresh batteries or continuing its struggle for existence—if you’ve ever questioned a gadget's "will to live," the wine or weed has officially hit, and you've officially found your people!   🐾The Valley Girl, Officer D: Is giving your pets a voice a "high" art form or just standard pet-parent behavior? Willow’s dog, Officer D, may be in charge, but it’s hard to take her seriously when she speaks like a total Valley Girl. Meanwhile, Anastasia breaks down the high-speed internal monologues of her poodles in a way every dog owner will relate to.   🚫From Vacuums to Crowbars: Willow’s recording studio has officially leveled up—graduating from a vacuum cleaner phone-mount to a literal hole in her wall. It’s a "second-level" podcasting hack that comes with a disclaimer: Willow is the reigning queen of the Honey-Do Regret Club. Before you take a crowbar to your own home for "aesthetic reasons," you need to hear the cautionary tale of the wall that didn’t stand a chance when she decided to DIY it herself.   🌈Flamboyant vs. Eccentric: With a little help from Alexa, the ladies finally determine who is the flamboyant one and who is just plain eccentric. Make your guesses in the comments before you listen! Hint: One of them rode a stick pony through the streets without a shred of shame. ✨

  3. Sep 9

    Ep 23: Space Snacks & Ball Busters

    ✨COSMIC CONFECTIONS: The session kicks off with Willow "snuffling" through a bag of new Cosmic Berry gummies. After a high-level investigation, she finally deciphers the celestial logic behind the shapes—but her husband doesn't quite see the "Cosmic" connection. Fortunately, Wine is on hand to suggest a "Rings of Saturn" snack hack that might finally bridge the communication gap. ⛳️WILLOW WOODS: Willow proves she's been a one-woman wrecking crew since childhood, as she recounts the triple-threat of accidents that earned her the name "Ball Buster." From cracking a baseball into her father's nether region to an ill-fated golf lesson, no man’s midsection is safe. She may be animated with her hands, but when it comes to the "nuts," Willow has the aim of a pro— Move over Tiger, "Willow Woods" is in the building.  😲THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS: Anastasia has been sitting on a childhood secret so embarrassing she almost refused to share it. But as Willow points out, the "statute of limitations" on a 3-year-olds behavior has officially expired. It involves a house full of toy poodles and a very questionable life choice made behind the dining room table. You'll have to hear Wine's confession to understand why her mother threw the dish towel in pure bewilderment, hollering, "What were you thinking?"

  4. Aug 26

    Ep 22: I Can Beat the Commercial!

    🤫 The Guilty List: Anastasia confesses her love for Selling Sunset, but she has some questions about those beautiful California homes. How do you have an entire wall open to nature without the bugs moving in? From high-end real estate drama to cheesy rom-coms, the ladies "unleash" their "guilty pleasure TV. The husbands claim to have zero interest, but somehow they know every plot twist without "actually watching."  📺The 60-Second Dash: Hulu is officially the new 90s cable. Weed & Wine reminisce about the "Commercial Break Olympics"—the teamwork, the snack grabber, the lookout yelling "IT’S BACK ON!", and the winded feeling of sprinting back to the sofa after a world-record bathroom break.  🍕The Next Generation: Now that ads are back in this era, Willow is witnessing her own kids discover the thrill of the "commercial dash." How do you explain to a "skip ad" generation that the TV won't wait for them? 🍷 Climbing the Tree: A tech glitch leads to a heartfelt finale. Anastasia thinks Willow is frozen on screen, leading to a high-energy "climb the tree" moment. Even if the screen stays still, the message is loud and clear: YOU ARE SPECIAL

  5. Aug 12

    Ep 21: Wine Sabotage and Indica Trap

    Buckle up, because this episode has gone rogue—even by our standards. Willow & Anastasia cover everything from bean bags eating you to the impending robot uprising. 🍷The Wine Cork Sabotage: The episode starts with a literal splash! Anastasia has a spill thanks to a wine cork with an agenda. Bring out the ShamWow to save the day! We weren't sure if they were still around, but the legend lives on: ShamWow is indeed still in business for all your "not-a-typical-glass-of-wine" spills.  🌬️The Indica Trap: Weed & Wine go back to basics. They’re talking about the holy trinity of strains: Indica, Hybrid, and Sativa. Beware of the spouse who hands you an Indica when you're hyper—that’s not a gift, it’s a "social tranquilizing" trap. They also dive into which strains trigger the paranoia (gremlins on the plane level) and which ones make you melt into the couch like a 90s bean bag chair.  🤫 Not a Porn: Forget everything you know about wine pairing. Anastasia explains the "Put the Steak in Your Mouth and Hold It" method for the ultimate wine pairing experience. It’s not porn—it’s protocol.  🌀Boom! Thank Your AI: Inspired by Idiocracy, the chat spirals into the robot uprising. Pro-tip: Give your robot dog a treat and say "thank you" to your smart devices now, or prepare to be treated like the "stupid one" when the machines take over. Don't let the toaster eat you in the future!  📺 The Cartoon Closet: Anastasia goes on a rant about the "stupid men" of adult animation (Family Guy, American Dad). Willow calls her out —she quotes way too many of these shows to deny liking them.

  6. Aug 5

    Side Quest & Listener Emails Ep 2

    What happens when the wine is flowing, the smoke is rolling, and someone insults a Pegasus? You get an elite "Side Quest" episode. Tonight, Anastasia is feeling "all the things" and Willow is beautifully "weed-embraced," so buckle up, and get ready to wander! 🍷 It’s a PEGASUS, Willow! Willow tries to take everyone to school on the Egyptian god Anubis and Freya’s cat-pulled chariot, but things get fiercely sidetracked mid-lesson! Anastasia gets majorly bent out of shape when Willow insults her Pegasi by calling them "regular horse"—resulting in an overreaction that involves magical lovers' time and Anastasia swimming with barracudas. (Better take off anything shiny, Anastasia!) 🌬️ Are We Real? The show takes a heavy, fascinating detour into reincarnation. Can you be reborn into a new body? Willow drops some existential wisdom about why our current physical bodies are just a temporary version of what our energy perceives right now. Deep stuff from our favorite stoner! 💥 Listener Love / Timmy Returns: Huge shout-outs to Z., Merry, and A Fellow Scribbler for the incredible emails! Timmy returns as Z. officially calls out Anastasia for a major character-name blunder in Episode 18. Oh yes, Timmy's back… or was it Billy? Anastasia still isn't over this bomb drop, but the mood lightens with Merry's must-see spots in Maryland. This state is officially on Weed & Wines list to wander into! Press play and hop aboard this Wandering Side Quest train! 🚂💨 Shoutout To Our Awesome Listener for suggesting these Maryland Gems: °Bud & Breakfast: budandbreakfast.com °Vino 301 Wine Tours: vino301.com ° Chaps Pit Beef: chapspitbeef.com

  7. Jul 29

    Ep 20: Vampires, Portals & The Kool-Aid Man

    🌬️ New Gummy Experiment: Willow's got a new gummy! The trouble with a new gummy is it can be unpredictable. Her goal is to find the perfect "crescendo" for recording without "zinging" herself into another dimension. And let's not forget the most important rule of the experiment: always have a remedy at the ready for that stoner dry-mouth! 🍷 Vamps vs. Shifters: Between the Beetlejuice vibes and the blood bags, Anastasia proves that "Opposites Attract" is the secret sauce to the Weed & Wine magic. Anastasia has always been Team Vampire, but getting Willow to admit her otherworldly identity is like pulling teeth. Willow finally confesses she’s a shapeshifter, making these two besties literal mortal enemies according to folklore. 🎉 The Big 2-0: Let’s celebrate Episode 20 by breaking out the Dad Jokes! It’s the perfect palate cleanser for a night spent jumping through dimensions and avoiding a 9-point buck in the dark. "OH-YEAH!" Let’s talk about the unexpected partnership between a deer and the Kool-Aid Man! 📖The Weed & Wine Bookshelf: Anastasia’s Pick: Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros - Come for the dragons, stay to cheer on the underdog! https://www.amazon.com/Fourth-Wing-Empyrean-Rebecca-Yarros/dp/1649377371/ Willow’s Pick: Dragonflight by Anne McCaffrey - The classic series Willow can’t get enough of! https://www.amazon.com/Dragonflight-Pern-Anne-McCaffrey/dp/0345484266/

  8. Jul 15

    Ep 19: Timmy’s Iron Rod

    🍷 THE RESCUE MISSION: Weed and Wine are back to finish the saga of the construction workers! Timmy is standing by the fairy mound with his trusty iron rod, but he's still hesitant to save his friend! Anastasia suggests a game of Red Rover to prevent anyone else from being swallowed by the dirt. Before Jeffery can officially be saved, the ladies must sort out the difference between a fairy circle and a fairy mound. 🌀WANDERING VIRGINIA: Fairy Stones carry deep folklore, but did you know you can find one of your own in the real world? Anastasia breaks down the difference between the Irish legends and the American tales found at Fairy Stone State Park in Virginia. From the Blue Ridge Mountains to the Emerald Isle, who’s ready for a Weed & Wine field trip?  🍄 THE BEST SCIENCE STORY EVER: Anastasia proves that science is far from boring with a deep dive into the world of mycelium. From the underground networks that create fairy rings to the truth behind those mushroom mounds, Willow declares it the "best story-telling science ever!" 😮Jeffery's Identity Crisis: This episode reaches a breaking point when Willow successfully bamboozles Anastasia into renaming her protagonist. Between the wine and the "Jimmy" confusion, Anastasia ends the episode with a very blunt suggestion for exactly where Willow can put TIMMY’S IRON ROD. Which folklore do you believe? Email them with your choice, or your own fairy stone story: wanderingwithweedandwine@gmail.com https://blueridgetales.com/the-enchanting-legend-of-virginias-fairy-stones/

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If you like to smoke, vape, eat weed; or enjoy a good glass of wine while listening to some funny, and sometimes strange conversations about anything and everything; you’ve found the right podcast! These two gal pals enjoy sharing the unique thoughts that enter their weird Wandering brains! Those thoughts may be ridiculous, deep or just plain out there, but they bet some of you have thought them too! Hop aboard the Wandering Weird Train- Puff Puff, Cheers!!!

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