Tales from Midlife – Echoes from the Parallel Universe

Sisse Jensen
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Tales and stories from the parallel universe for women who want to see themselves as the main character. Midlife might just be the beginning, and divorce isn’t the end. The road to finally finding your perfect timeline can be grueling, scary, and sometimes tearful—but it’s also full of hope, magic, surprise, and possibility. Read my stories in print on my Substack: https://substack.com/@sissejensen aparalleluniverse.substack.com

Episodes

  1. When A broken Heart Takes You Places

    6d ago

    When A broken Heart Takes You Places

    Scratching an itchy scab can compare to that amazing first bite of a meaty kebab after a boozy night out. You know that moment when you finally tell your self-discipline to go f**k itself and you just give in—your hard fingernails rubbing up against that itchy spot that’s been begging for momentary relief. That’s sort of how a broken heart can feel to me. Sort of a painful relief. This is the story of trying to heal heartbreak in India and about finding out something unexpected. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    11 min
  2. The Man Who Taught Me to Love Fiercely

    May 14

    The Man Who Taught Me to Love Fiercely

    Popular fiction often blames “daddy issues” for women’s struggles with love and maintaining healthy relationships. And how often do the strippers in movies come from a background with an absent father? Well, my daddy loved me—and he was an amazing man—so he’s not to blame for my bad luck in love. For that reason, I want to tell you the story of a man who (almost) cured leprosy, traveled the Silk Road, and once helped the sheriff of Singapore solve crimes. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    7 min
  3. The Torture of Not Being Seen

    May 8

    The Torture of Not Being Seen

    I have gone through hostage training and learned how to endure under extreme pressure and torture scenarios, but nothing prepares me for mornings where his gaze never meets mine. The kitchen chaos, the clanging dishes, the yelling all pale in comparison to the silence between us. Not being seen, not being recognized, feels like its own kind of captivity. What I do next might not be a good strategy, but at this time it is the only option I see. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    6 min
  4. The Mistakes I Should Be Done With (Surfer Dude Part 2)

    Apr 13

    The Mistakes I Should Be Done With (Surfer Dude Part 2)

    This is the tale of a midlife woman in Copenhagen who, fresh out of divorce, falls into a romantic fantasy with a surf instructor in Costa Rica who borrows a bed in a hostel, owns no long pants and no bank account. Part 2. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    7 min
  5. The Mistakes I Should Be Done With (Surfer Dude, Part 1)

    Apr 13

    The Mistakes I Should Be Done With (Surfer Dude, Part 1)

    This is the tale of a midlife woman in Copenhagen who, fresh out of divorce, falls into a romantic fantasy with a surf instructor in Costa Rica who borrows a bed in a hostel, owns no long pants and no bank account. Part 1. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    7 min
  6. The life-stopping fears of a midlife divorcee

    Apr 12

    The life-stopping fears of a midlife divorcee

    I suffer from a stifling fear for my survival. That fear has nothing to do with thoughts of being kidnapped, killed, or raped in these menacing, chaotic, and blatantly dangerous war zones. In those places, I have always felt protected. The imperfection soothes me. And being there, I always had the distinct feeling that something or someone had created an invisible shield around me. Nothing could harm me. My fear creeps in when I am in the “safety” of civil society. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    9 min
  7. Hold My Beer, I’m About to Fight My Face

    Apr 12

    Hold My Beer, I’m About to Fight My Face

    Your face might not be what it was. The mirror might reflect a different version of you than the one you see in your mind’s eye. You’ve tried the needles, the peelings, the lifts—and honestly, you’re just exhausted from fighting an uphill battle. None the less, here is a love letter to your face. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    2 min
  8. The Girl Who Wanted to Be Claimed

    Apr 12

    The Girl Who Wanted to Be Claimed

    Do you keep ending up with men who are not only emotionally unavailable, but also extremely efficient at being physically unavailable too? The kind who always have a hobby, mission, project, or deeply serious personal interest that keeps them just out of reach? This is a fairytale about that specific type of absence. And about what it does to you when wanting to be chosen turns into shrinking yourself, adjusting yourself, eroding a little at a time just to stay close. This fairytale is for you. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    6 min
  9. The Least Rock ‘n’ Roll Moment of All Time

    Apr 12

    The Least Rock ‘n’ Roll Moment of All Time

    A story about sitting in a French class in the 90s, half bored, half drifting, while a Celine Dion ballad plays and somehow takes over the whole room. In that moment it clicks how the story of love we were fed was really about erasing yourself, shrinking your needs, and reshaping yourself so a man might choose you. And suddenly it all feels a bit unhinged in hindsight. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    5 min
  10. The Scornies and the Leavies: Two Sides of the Midlife Goodbye

    Apr 12

    The Scornies and the Leavies: Two Sides of the Midlife Goodbye

    A story about what happens after love ends. When you become either the one who stays too long (a scornie) or the one who leaves (a leavie). Heartbreak lives on both sides. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com

    7 min
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Tales and stories from the parallel universe for women who want to see themselves as the main character. Midlife might just be the beginning, and divorce isn’t the end. The road to finally finding your perfect timeline can be grueling, scary, and sometimes tearful—but it’s also full of hope, magic, surprise, and possibility. Read my stories in print on my Substack: https://substack.com/@sissejensen aparalleluniverse.substack.com

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