Sin Bin Squires

Sin Bin Squires
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Warning: The following program contains high-proof spirits and questionable calls. The stories told on Sin Bin Squires are raw, unfiltered, and likely to be disputed by various league officials, ex-coaches, and possibly our own lawyers. We don't fact-check locker room legends, and we certainly don't filter the banter. Listener discretion is advised for those sensitive to strong language, spicy takes, or the occasional spilled drink. Please enjoy the chaos—and the whiskey—responsibly.

  1. 2d ago

    Ep. 7: The Mitch Marner Drama, Face-Breaking Slapshots & Beer League Ringers

    The Stanley Cup Finals are here, but the drama off the ice is just as wild. On this episode of Sin Bin Squires Podcast, we dissect the Marner saga, react to McNabb's brutal puck-to-the-face moment, and preview the upcoming NHL Draft. Are we the only ones who think the Draft Combine has become a joke? We also swap stories about playing shinny with NHL players, honor the sport's greatest goons, and roast the guys who bring D1 ringers into Division 5 beer league. All that, plus rink ice maintenance and a random tangent on the lost art of phone companionship. Grab a cold one and turn it up! 👍 Don't forget to leave us a 5-star review on Spotify if you dig the show! 📲 Follow us on Socials!

    59 min

  2. May 19

    Sin Bin Squires Podcast Ep6b - Is Beer League Tradition DEAD? 🍺 (Plus: Uncrustable Abuse & Tape Jobs)

    Is the legendary beer league tradition officially on life support, or are we still showing up with a 12-pack for the squad?In Episode 6b, the Squires dive into the shallow end of unwritten rules of the locker room, the death of the slap shot, and what actually constitutes "Uncrustable abuse" (seriously, are they meant to be eaten warm?). We also talk tournament life with the Czechs, debate the gross physics of sweater-washing frequency, and reveal the ultimate stick-prep secrets: friction tape, baby powder, and a wax landing strip.Plus, we crown our Sin Bin Beauty of the Week, Don LaBarbera—a true blessing to his local hockey community who has been running ICB Hockey Club for well over a decade—and celebrate a massive milestone: 20 years of the Old No. 7’s Hockey Club! 🥃🏒WHAT WE COVER IN THIS EPISODE:Locker Room Etiquette: Is the beer league 12-pack tradition dead?Tournament Life: Going up against the Czechs.The Great Food Debate: Uncrustable abuse—warm vs. frozen.On-Ice Trends: Is the slap shot extinct, and has the snapper taken over?Hygiene Check: Sweater washing—every game fresh, or absolutely nah?Mind Games: Pre-game routines vs. superstitions.Stick Prep: Friction tape, baby powder, and the wax landing strip.Style Points: White tape vs. black tape vs. pink tape.Dressing for the Dance: The exact order you put your hockey gear on.👇 Drop a comment: How often are you actually washing your sweater??🍻 Subscribe, rate, and follow the Sin Bin Squires on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

    1h 1m

  3. May 19

    Sin Bin Squires -Ep6a- Playoff Rust, Torts Fined $100k, & PWHL San Jose Expansion!

    The Sin Bin Squires are back for a jam-packed Stanley Cup Playoffs and PWHL Special! This week, we are diving deep into the postseason chaos, massive league fines, and the incredible growth of women's hockey. On the slate today: Rest vs. Rust: Is Carolina’s extra time off a major advantage or a trap? Avs vs. Golden Knights: Can Vegas rise to the occasion and survive Colorado? Missing in Action: Where did Alex Tuch go? Breaking down his zero-goal series against Montreal. The $100k Hammer: Did Tortorella and the GK deserve their massive fine and lost draft pick? The Safety Debate: Cale Makar's scary facial injury re-ignites the visor vs. full cage debate. PWHL Special: Recapping the thrilling Ottawa vs. Montreal Finals, plus we speculate hard on the team name and colors for the newly announced San Jose expansion city! Hit that follow button, leave us a 5-star review, and join the conversation!

    37 min

  4. May 13

    Sin Bin Squires Podcast Ep5b - Ice Fees, Mental Health, & Going Solo

    Welcome back to the Sin Bin Squires Podcast! We’re running a short bench for Episode 5b as Josh and Wags were "out on assignment."In this episode, Randy recaps the inaugural 3rd Line Tournament in San Antonio. We dive into the growth of the game, the sweaters that makes us look good, and the realities of what it costs to keep our skates on the ice.San Antonio Recap: Randy breaks down the highlights from the first-ever 3rd Line Tournament there.Look Good, Play Good: 3rd Line Apparel is now open for custom team jerseys and apparel. From the crest to the socks, the sky is the limit for your squad’s custom look.Beer League Math: We calculate the "Price Per Goal." Between league fees and rising ice costs, we discuss whether the financial barrier to hockey is getting worse and how it impacts access to the sport.The Solo Draft Experience: Thinking about hitting a draft tournament alone? We talk about what to expect and why you should get over the nerves and just sign up.Community & Inclusion: A reminder that hockey is for everyone—no matter who you are, you belong on the ice.Mental Health & Suicide AwarenessHockey is more than just a game; it's a support system. In this episode, we discuss the importance of positive mental health within the locker room and beyond.Disclaimer: We are not mental health professionals. If you are struggling with your mental health, please reach out to a professional or a trusted loved one. You don't have to carry the weight alone.If you or someone you know is in crisis, help is available 24/7:National Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: Call or text 988Support the Show: Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, and Comment!#BeerLeague #SinBinSquires #3rdLineHockey #HockeyIsForEveryone #MentalHealthMatters #988

    56 min

  5. May 13

    Sin Bin Squires Podcast Ep5a - ARE THE CANES UNBEATABLE? 🌀 Colorado’s Path to the Cup & NHL Salary Cap Drama!

    The NHL Playoffs have reached a fever pitch! In Episode 5a our newest "Playoff Special," we are tackling the biggest questions in hockey right now. The Carolina Hurricanes are sitting pretty with a massive rest period after dominating their opponents—but in the postseason, is too much rest actually a death sentence?We’re also turning our attention to the powerhouse in the West: The Colorado Avalanche. With the way they’re skating, it feels like they’re playing a different sport. We break down the remaining Round 2 matchups and ask the question every fan is thinking: Is there a single team left with the blueprint to stop the Avs?Plus, we break down the breaking news regarding the NHL’s adjusted salary cap. We toss around the new numbers and how they may impact teams.The "Rest vs. Rust" Factor: Why Carolina’s early series win changes everything.The Colorado Gauntlet: Analyzing the remaining contenders in the Western Conference.Salary Cap Breakdown: What the adjusted cap could mean for the league’s parity.Round 2 Matchups: Full previews and predictions for the remaining series.[Join the Conversation]Who is your pick to win it all? Are the Canes the favorites, or is Colorado just too fast to handle? Drop your bracket predictions in the comments below!#NHL #StanleyCup #Canes #GoAvsGo #HockeyPodcast #NHLPlayoffs #SalaryCap #HockeyNews #Round2

    48 min

  6. May 5

    Sin Bin Squires Podcast -Ep4b- Parking Lot Naps & The Biohazard in Your Hockey Bag

    This week on Sin Bin Squires, we’re diving into the gritty, glorious, and occasionally biohazardous reality of beer league hockey. From the strategic art of the "parking lot nap" to the absolute madness of anyone using cloth tape on their shin guards (seriously, who raised you?), we’re covering the stuff the pros won’t tell you.In this episode, we tackle:The Short Bench Survival Guide: How many skaters is too many (or too few)?The Gear Bag Biohazard: Ranking the top 3 worst "smell" offenders in your bag.Mitts & Gear: Do you need to "feel" your gloves before you buy online?Dropping the Mitts: Is there an age limit for a scrap, or are some grudges timeless?Face-off Strategy: Winning the draw with pure grit and a whiskey mindset.Whether you’re a gear-snob or the guy winning face-offs with a wooden stick, grab a glass of something smooth, pull up a bench, and let’s get into the weeds.🚨 NOMINATE THE "SIN BIN BEAUTY OF THE WEEK!"We want to shout out the legends who make the hockey community a better place.HOW TO NOMINATE:Head over to our socials and slide into our DMs! Tell us who they are and why they deserve the "Sin Bin Beauty of the Week" title. We’ll give them a shout out on our next episode!#SinBinSquires #BeerLeagueHockey #HockeyPodcast #AdultHockey #HockeyLife #HockeyGear #HockeySmell #BeerLeagueCardio #DroppingTheMitts #ParkingLotNap #SinBinBeauty #HockeyCommunity #LockerRoomTalk #BeautyOfTheWeek #HockeyVibes

    57 min

  7. May 5

    Sin Bin Squires - Ep4a - NHL Round 2 Preview: Are the Wild Actually Ready for Colorado?

    Your bracket is already in the paper shredder, isn't it? 🏒The Sin Bin Squires are back to map out the Round 2 carnage. We’re diving deep into the heavyweight clash between the Minnesota Wild and the Colorado Avalanche—predicting exactly how this high-altitude war is going to play out.We also tackle the "New Era" in the East: Are the Buffalo Sabres a legitimate Cup threat, or are they just a glitch in the simulation? From the Canadiens' voodoo magic to the Hurricanes' defensive masterclass against Philly, we’re calling our shots.In this episode:Wild vs. Avs Preview: Will defense actually show up? (Spoilers: Probably not).The Buffalo Factor: Breaking down the Sabres' historic Atlantic Division run.East vs. West: Our locks for the Conference Finals.Grab a glass of the good stuff and hit subscribe. Did we get it right, or are we going back to the bin? Let us know your Round 2 dark horse in the comments!#SinBinSquires #NHLPlayoffs #StanleyCup #NHL2026 #MNWild #GoAvsGo #SabreHood #GoHabsGo #CarolinaCulture #LetsGoFlyers #NHLBracket #HockeyPodcast

    48 min

  8. Apr 29

    Sin Bin Squires Podcast Ep3c - Armed Guards at the Rink?! 🚨 The Best & Worst Barns in Hockey

    We’ve seen some things in beer league, but armed guards at the glass?...In Episode 3c, the Squires go behind the scenes of the rinks that the fancy travel teams avoid and the locals call home. We’re breaking down the anatomy of a "Cringe Barn"—you know the ones: the locker rooms smell like 1984, the ice is 2 inches thick in one corner and paper-thin in the other, and the heaters haven’t worked since Top Gun hit the theaters (the first time).Is a modern, $50-million facility actually better? We debate why the vibe, the "rink rats," and the operators of old-school barns often create a better atmosphere than the NHL-style megaplexes.What’s On The Tape Today:The Security Detail: Randy shares an unbelievable story about a rink trip that required high-level security. Is the game getting more intense, or are we just playing in the wrong neighborhoods?The Cinema Score: The debate rages on. We’re identifying the "Must-Watches" versus the movies that should have stayed in the locker room.The "Soft" Debate: Is the shootout a legitimate skill showcase or a circus act that’s eroding the grit of the game? We’re taking a side.THE SQUIRE’S CHALLENGEWe’re building a map of the Worst Rinks in North America. If you’ve played in a barn that was so "cringe" it deserves a warning label, tell us:The Rink Name & CityThe #1 reason it’s on the list (The ice? The smell? The "armed guards"?)The best (or worst) stories will be featured on future episodes!#SinBinSquires #HockeyCulture #BeerLeague #HockeyLife #RinkRat #OldSchoolHockey #NHL #HockeyStories #CringeBarns

    53 min
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Warning: The following program contains high-proof spirits and questionable calls. The stories told on Sin Bin Squires are raw, unfiltered, and likely to be disputed by various league officials, ex-coaches, and possibly our own lawyers. We don't fact-check locker room legends, and we certainly don't filter the banter. Listener discretion is advised for those sensitive to strong language, spicy takes, or the occasional spilled drink. Please enjoy the chaos—and the whiskey—responsibly.

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