Sin Bin Squires

Sin Bin Squires
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Warning: The following program contains high-proof spirits and questionable calls. The stories told on Sin Bin Squires are raw, unfiltered, and likely to be disputed by various league officials, ex-coaches, and possibly our own lawyers. We don't fact-check locker room legends, and we certainly don't filter the banter. Listener discretion is advised for those sensitive to strong language, spicy takes, or the occasional spilled drink. Please enjoy the chaos—and the whiskey—responsibly.

  1. 1d ago

    Ep 12: Big Money, Bobby Bonilla, and Banana Protocol

    Episode 12 is in the books! Josh took the week off, Randy is in the house, and Wags was broadcasting live from what we assume was a tin-can-and-string setup (apologies for the lag, folks). This week, the boys dive deep into the wild world of sports economics and adult league etiquette: NHL Money Machine: Where are player salaries heading, and who is about to demand the next record-breaking contract? Hometown Discounts vs. Risky Biscuits: Should players take less to stay put, or force teams to roll the dice on massive, potentially painful top-dollar deals? The Legend of Bobby Bonilla: A quick detour into the holy grail of deferred sports paydays. Soccer Slander? Do pitch runners actually run as much as people claim, or are they just pacing themselves? Beer League Dilemma: Draft tournaments vs. playing on multiple league teams—which gives you the best bang for your buck? Ref Whisperers: The secret art of actually getting along with adult hockey officials (Spoiler alert: Just don't be a dick). Life Hacks: Randy closes out the show by giving us a masterclass on how to properly address a banana. You're welcome. Hit subscribe, leave a review, and enjoy the show!

  2. Jul 27

    Episode 11: The Proper Way to Build a PB&J (And Other Beer League Debates)

    Welcome back, squires! Grab a cold one, pull up a spot on the bench, and join us for an episode that went completely off the rails in the absolute best way possible. Here’s what went down on Episode 11: The New NHL Broadcast: We open the show discussing the new NHL broadcast setup... is an era of team house broadcast teams coming to an end? Upcoming 3rd Line Hockey Tournaments: Pack your gear—we’ve got all the dates and details you need for the upcoming 3rd Line Tournament. Beauty of the Week: Big love to our hockey family. We’re shining a spotlight on the DAWG Nation Hockey Foundation Midwest for their incredible Survivor Game, raising $20,000 for a local brother fighting Stage 3 cancer. This is why we love this game. Locker Room Bluetooth Anarchy: Think before you hijack the team speaker 10 minutes before puck drop to play indie folk.... The Late-Game Food Debate Gauntlet: We saved the pure chaos for last with a rapid-fire triple header: The PB&J War: The PB&J debate got wild—things escalated fast..... Leftover Pizza Etiquette: Does the box go straight into the fridge, or does it live on the kitchen counter like late-night luxury? Is Cereal Soup?: A shockingly philosophical, friendship-testing argument over whether cold milk + grains = breakfast gazpacho. Hit that subscribe button, share this with your team chat, and stay out of the bin, squires! 💬 COMMUNITY POLL: We need you to settle the madness in the comments: Is cereal a cold soup, or are we completely out of our minds? Tag the teammate who definitely eats 2:00 AM counter pizza!

  3. Jul 23

    Ep. 10 | Unfiltered Chaos: 7'1 Draft Giants, Lasagna Logic & Sharks Soliloquies

    RIP Episode 9. We’re legally obligated not to talk about what happened to last episode... but we’re back and Episode 10 went off the rails before we even hit record! 🚂💥 This week, the Sin Bin Squires are tackling the big, the weird, and the wildly specific in hockey: 🏒 Towering Talent: Diving into the 7'1" draft pick and the art of throwing late-round darts in the NHL Draft. 🎓 The College Route: Is NCAA becoming the premier path for top prospects? 🦈 Sharks Soliloquy: Jose and Wags go way too deep into the future of San Jose hockey (someone please take away their mic). 🔄 Post-Draft Frenzy: Breaking down the NHL trades making waves across the league. 🏆 Carolina’s Cup Drama: What in the world is happening with the Stanley Cup name situation? 🍝 The Ultimate Debate: If you put two lasagnas on top of each other... is it still two lasagnas, or does it become one giant lasagna? Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and let’s get into it. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe on Spotify!

  4. Jun 22

    Ep. 8: The Tkachuk Brother Blockbuster, Canes Win the Cup, & The 5 D Beer League Debate

    The Stanley Cup has been hoisted, but the real offseason chaos is just getting started. This week on Sin Bin Squires, the boys tackle the massive news of the Hurricanes' cup-clinching shutout and debate whether they're built to repeat. Then, we dive straight into the absolute madness of the trade tracker: Brady and Matthew Tkachuk are officially united in Florida. Did Bill Zito just pull off the move of the decade, or did the Panthers give up too many 1st-round assets? We also talk the historic PWHL Draft, dive into the NHL Draft rumor mill involving Dylan Larkin and Boone Jenner, and announce our legendary "Sin Bin Beauty of the Week" nomination sent in by Shawn Whitehorse. To wrap it up, we settle the ultimate bench dilemma: Would you rather run 5 Defensemen or a rotating forward floater? Plus, the crew goes around the horn to share the exact moments that hooked them on hockey for life. Rate us 5 stars if you love the show, share it with your teammates in the locker room group chat, and follow for new episodes every week!

  5. Jun 8

    Ep. 7: The Mitch Marner Drama, Face-Breaking Slapshots & Beer League Ringers

    The Stanley Cup Finals are here, but the drama off the ice is just as wild. On this episode of Sin Bin Squires Podcast, we dissect the Marner saga, react to McNabb's brutal puck-to-the-face moment, and preview the upcoming NHL Draft. Are we the only ones who think the Draft Combine has become a joke? We also swap stories about playing shinny with NHL players, honor the sport's greatest goons, and roast the guys who bring D1 ringers into Division 5 beer league. All that, plus rink ice maintenance and a random tangent on the lost art of phone companionship. Grab a cold one and turn it up! 👍 Don't forget to leave us a 5-star review on Spotify if you dig the show! 📲 Follow us on Socials!

  6. May 19

    Sin Bin Squires Podcast Ep6b - Is Beer League Tradition DEAD? 🍺 (Plus: Uncrustable Abuse & Tape Jobs)

    Is the legendary beer league tradition officially on life support, or are we still showing up with a 12-pack for the squad?In Episode 6b, the Squires dive into the shallow end of unwritten rules of the locker room, the death of the slap shot, and what actually constitutes "Uncrustable abuse" (seriously, are they meant to be eaten warm?). We also talk tournament life with the Czechs, debate the gross physics of sweater-washing frequency, and reveal the ultimate stick-prep secrets: friction tape, baby powder, and a wax landing strip.Plus, we crown our Sin Bin Beauty of the Week, Don LaBarbera—a true blessing to his local hockey community who has been running ICB Hockey Club for well over a decade—and celebrate a massive milestone: 20 years of the Old No. 7’s Hockey Club! 🥃🏒WHAT WE COVER IN THIS EPISODE:Locker Room Etiquette: Is the beer league 12-pack tradition dead?Tournament Life: Going up against the Czechs.The Great Food Debate: Uncrustable abuse—warm vs. frozen.On-Ice Trends: Is the slap shot extinct, and has the snapper taken over?Hygiene Check: Sweater washing—every game fresh, or absolutely nah?Mind Games: Pre-game routines vs. superstitions.Stick Prep: Friction tape, baby powder, and the wax landing strip.Style Points: White tape vs. black tape vs. pink tape.Dressing for the Dance: The exact order you put your hockey gear on.👇 Drop a comment: How often are you actually washing your sweater??🍻 Subscribe, rate, and follow the Sin Bin Squires on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

  7. May 19

    Sin Bin Squires -Ep6a- Playoff Rust, Torts Fined $100k, & PWHL San Jose Expansion!

    The Sin Bin Squires are back for a jam-packed Stanley Cup Playoffs and PWHL Special! This week, we are diving deep into the postseason chaos, massive league fines, and the incredible growth of women's hockey. On the slate today: Rest vs. Rust: Is Carolina’s extra time off a major advantage or a trap? Avs vs. Golden Knights: Can Vegas rise to the occasion and survive Colorado? Missing in Action: Where did Alex Tuch go? Breaking down his zero-goal series against Montreal. The $100k Hammer: Did Tortorella and the GK deserve their massive fine and lost draft pick? The Safety Debate: Cale Makar's scary facial injury re-ignites the visor vs. full cage debate. PWHL Special: Recapping the thrilling Ottawa vs. Montreal Finals, plus we speculate hard on the team name and colors for the newly announced San Jose expansion city! Hit that follow button, leave us a 5-star review, and join the conversation!

  8. May 13

    Sin Bin Squires Podcast Ep5b - Ice Fees, Mental Health, & Going Solo

    Welcome back to the Sin Bin Squires Podcast! We’re running a short bench for Episode 5b as Josh and Wags were "out on assignment."In this episode, Randy recaps the inaugural 3rd Line Tournament in San Antonio. We dive into the growth of the game, the sweaters that makes us look good, and the realities of what it costs to keep our skates on the ice.San Antonio Recap: Randy breaks down the highlights from the first-ever 3rd Line Tournament there.Look Good, Play Good: 3rd Line Apparel is now open for custom team jerseys and apparel. From the crest to the socks, the sky is the limit for your squad’s custom look.Beer League Math: We calculate the "Price Per Goal." Between league fees and rising ice costs, we discuss whether the financial barrier to hockey is getting worse and how it impacts access to the sport.The Solo Draft Experience: Thinking about hitting a draft tournament alone? We talk about what to expect and why you should get over the nerves and just sign up.Community & Inclusion: A reminder that hockey is for everyone—no matter who you are, you belong on the ice.Mental Health & Suicide AwarenessHockey is more than just a game; it's a support system. In this episode, we discuss the importance of positive mental health within the locker room and beyond.Disclaimer: We are not mental health professionals. If you are struggling with your mental health, please reach out to a professional or a trusted loved one. You don't have to carry the weight alone.If you or someone you know is in crisis, help is available 24/7:National Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: Call or text 988Support the Show: Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, and Comment!#BeerLeague #SinBinSquires #3rdLineHockey #HockeyIsForEveryone #MentalHealthMatters #988

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Warning: The following program contains high-proof spirits and questionable calls. The stories told on Sin Bin Squires are raw, unfiltered, and likely to be disputed by various league officials, ex-coaches, and possibly our own lawyers. We don't fact-check locker room legends, and we certainly don't filter the banter. Listener discretion is advised for those sensitive to strong language, spicy takes, or the occasional spilled drink. Please enjoy the chaos—and the whiskey—responsibly.

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  • Creator
    Sin Bin Squires
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    17
  • Rating
    Explicit
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