Weird Lil' Business School Podcast

Amber Petty

If you're a writer, performer, or creative who's tired of waiting for publishers to say yes or producers to give the green light, this is the fastest way to start a business that brings in cash.Amber Petty, former actor, improviser, and writer for Snooki's blog, shares lessons geared to creative brains on how to start a business without selling your soul. Using her 5 years of experience running a 6 figure business and working with hundreds of clients, you'll find out how to grow an audience that loves your work and pays real money.Stop waiting around for Hollywood to get its head out of its ass or for another publisher to say "your book isn't relatable enough."The world needs more weird wealthy people, so this podcast (and accompanying paid course) shows you how to turn your creative genius into steady income. Without posting thirst traps, following TikTok trends, or ever saying the words "cypto."

Episodes

  1. Apr 25

    The Only 3 Things You Need to Start A Business

    Here are the 3 most important things you need to start a business. 2 are tech related, 1 is an inside job. In the lesson, find out: Why you need to be confident you could make $19Starting a business isn't free, but it's still pretty cheapThe biggest thing that got me to $110,000 in my first year in business This is lesson 2 in the Free Sample Series of Weird Lil' Business School If you already learned more in 25 minutes than you have in 90 days of Google searches, sign up for the full Weird Lil' Business School Course. A audio-only course that gets you making and selling a creative product (not your soul) in 3 months. You'll have bonus (or full-time) income, so you can say no to idiotic non-union commercial auditions or clients that haggle over $5. Sign up before May 1st and save $50 - go to AmberPetty.com/WLBS TRANSCRIPT Welcome to the Weird Little Business School podcast. This is Episode 2 of the Sneak Preview series of the Weird Little Business School. What does that mean? Well, this is what Weird Little Business School, the paid 3-month program to help you run a business and start making money as a creative, to keep all of your brilliant ideas for yourself and get money from them as you grow your audience and all that delightful stuff. That's what the course teaches you how to do. How would you know if you want such a course? Well, that's where this free preview comes in. So these are the first five lessons that you get to enjoy gratis. I'm Amber Petty. I've built a six-figure business that I've run for the past five years. I used to be in improv and musical theater and a freelance writer, so I've got all kinds of weird crap in my background that actually makes me an exceptional marketer and business owner. And you have all those skills too. So instead of listening to some boring-ass corporate nothing, you can listen to me, somebody who's been in your shoes and knows how to cut away all the unnecessary crap and get you into making money and sharing your creativity, the most fun parts of business. Last episode, we talked about the things you don't need to start a business. Today, I'm talking about the things you do need. Granted, this might be slightly different for different businesses, but overall, this is the minimum stuff. This is what's going to make your life easier. As a business owner, make people trust you to give their money, but you're not wasting your money on any software and stuff that you don't actually need. So, number one is you need an email system. So, not just your email, you need to be able to send emails en masse to your email list. I recommend Kit. It used to be called ConvertKit; it's the same thing now They just wanted to change their name to something harder to Google. I recommend that. I've used that my entire business. It works really well. They also haven't upped their prices that much over the course of working with them, where I've seen other places double their prices during this time, so it's very reliable. Now, you could also use something like Substack, but I'll get to why that's a little harder in a second. I think it's better to just get an email system that is independent, so that could be Kit, that could be MailerLite, that could be Flowdesk. Those are ones I also know that people enjoy. Don't get MailChimp; that one sucks. I've never known a person happy to have MailChimp, so skip that one. Now, if you're thinking, oh yeah, but ConvertKit, it's like $19 a month. Here's one thing to keep in mind for your business: it's not going to be free. This is a business. To start a business in ye olden times before the internet, you had to have a brick-and-mortar store. You had to have inventory; money was required to start any kind of business. Nowadays, we're lucky as hell, and we need very, very little. So I'm not saying to spend a ton of your money, but certain things you're going to have to pay for, and one of them is an email system. So if you're not confident that you could make $19 a month, you probably shouldn't start a business. And again, maybe your first month you don't make $19. That does happen, and that's totally okay. But if you can't make back $19, if you think that's impossible, don't start a business. Because that's what it comes down to. You can make your money back from anything that I'm suggesting you use here. And I'm suggesting the minimum because I don't think it's fair when people are told to get Kajabi, for example, which is over $100 a month. I think that's an absolute f*****g waste of money. So I'm giving you the minimum, but I want you to remember this is not free. So having a little money to spend on this minimum software, on some ads potentially, on working with people or taking courses that are going to make you build your business faster, that stuff is helpful. And listen, I'm not just saying that because I sell a course on how to build a business. You don't have to take mine. But when you see stuff that legitimately shows you, hey, this is going to save me hours of Googling or getting myself confused, that's a worthwhile investment. So an email system is worth it. Now, why am I lukewarm on Substack? Well, Substack, first of all, Substack is an email platform. It's not social media, although it has some social media elements to it. But it's not a social media platform like Instagram and TikTok and things like that. There aren't algorithms to deal with and the key part is the reason why email is so important is because you keep the emails no matter what. So once somebody has opted into your email list, even if you switch from Substack to something else, or I switch from Kit to something else, I get to download those contacts and keep them. If Instagram decides to sell itself to some bigger overlord somehow and disappear, you're screwed. Those followers are gone forever You may have heard of a little something called Twitter and how that platform is now worth a flaming pile of garbage approximately right now. All those followers are gone for many people and even people that didn't leave Twitter, most of those followers don't participate anymore and the that's just poof gone, your work up in billionaire-coated flames. With email, that doesn't happen. So even if Substack collapsed, you still would be able to download those emails and keep them, so that is the primary difference. Now the reason I'm falling out of love with Substack is because, one, it's prioritizing using Substack over email, meaning they give people options to sign up to follow a Substack but not share their email address. They're pushing people to use their app over using email. That doesn't help you as the business owner because, again, you want those emails, and because Substack is free, they only make money when you make money, so they make money off subscriptions, which means all their business is to get more people on the app and to get more people to have paid subscriptions Now none of this is dire; it's still a usable platform, but it's limiting, so you're kind of playing in somebody else's sandbox a little bit, and they could decide to change their rules at any time and make it worse for you. It's limiting because you have fewer options. So one of the best options you have in any kind of email service like it is you can tag people, you can segment people. So if people sign up for a class, you can send emails just to them. If people want to opt out of a certain sales email sequence, you can take them out of it but still email the rest of people. That tagging option makes your life much better as a business owner. Also, you have the ability just to email people more often, which you'll probably need to do as you sell stuff. So you just have a lot more options when you go with an independent email service than when you have it with Substack. Now if you have a Substack right now and you love it and it works as a way to build up your audience, hooray! You don't need to change it; stick with it for now, and then if you're starting to feel limited by it, know you could always switch over. But for everybody else, just get an email system, and I'm not sponsored by Kit. I'll probably, frankly, get an affiliate link in the future and use it because I legitimately like them; but I've just used them, they work well. The other bonus with an email system, and this one I only know Kit for sure, is it has a lot of other features. So you can also make landing pages for opt-ins, meaning when you give out a freebie, when you give something away for free to get people on your email list, you can make that sign-up page right through Kit. You don't have to have another website or another piece of software. You can even make a product on Kit, so if you have an ebook or meditations you want to sell or something like that, you can make the page that sells the product with a secure checkout option, all just through that same place. So that's another reason why I like it. I think you get a lot of bang for your buck, and it's more trustworthy to me because I'm paying them directly. Right? So their job is they want to keep their customers happy so the customers continue to pay. Keeping the product good is profitable for them, whereas Substack just wants more people on the app and more people running paid products. Making the free email part good, that is not profitable for them. But an email system is number one. Why? Because getting people's emails is key. It is key, even for huge influencers. They are told to have an email list. Massive businesses have email lists and email you. You'll see in the past few years, most publications and newspapers have newsletters now. It's because getting attention via email is a way. To really get and capture attention, 2. to let your audience get to know you better, and 3. it drives sales. It's still the biggest sales driver in almost every single business around, from tiny one-person businesses to Old Navy, See's Candy, all the big ones. So all t

  2. Apr 25

    What You DON'T Need to Run a Business

    The internet is full of horrible business advice that can have to in debt before you ever dream of making a dime from your delightful business. Let's not do that! This episode is all the things you DON'T need to start a business as a creative. You'll find out: An alternative to a big ass websiteWhy "pull up Canva, make a document in 30 minutes, and start making money" won't work for youWhy you don't need to be a "business person" to be a creative person with a business This is lesson 1 in the Free Sample Series of Weird Lil' Business School If you already learned more in 19 minutes than you have in 90 days of Google searches, sign up for the full Weird Lil' Business School Course. A audio-only course that gets you making and selling a creative product (not your soul) in 3 months. You'll have bonus (or full-time) income, so you can say no to idiotic non-union commercial auditions or clients that haggle over $5. Sign up before May 1st and save $50 - go to AmberPetty.com/WLBS TRANSCRIPT Welcome to the Weird Little Business School podcast. I'm Amber Petty and this is where you get to learn about how to build a business while being a weirdo creative. Now, these first episodes are very special because it's a sneak preview of the Weird Little Business School. What's the difference, you might ask? Well, the weird little business school is an audio only course where at least four days a week you get new lessons on how to build up your business and not how to build it up according to people who used to be in corporate or a tech bro. You're going to hear it from me, a person who used to do improv comedy and musical theater. Although that may sound like the most horrible of backgrounds to tell anybody about anything, especially something that makes money, I've actually used that background to build a six-figure business, to have 12,000 subscribers, to use very little social media in my business, and I started making money right away. So granted, it was like $400 at first, but in week one of my business, I had $400. So that's not too bad. weird little business school is designed to just cut out so much of the horrible advice I see on the internet because it is stuff that is not geared for creatives and for smart, possibly perfectionistic people like you. So whether you're an actor, a writer, a performer, you're in Hollywood, you're in New York, or if you're just a creative who has a business on Etsy, or you've wanted to do more with your creativity and not be sitting in a nineto-five to have another meeting about further meetings, this is for you. So, if you just want to build up some side income or you want to grow to six figures and beyond, this is a way to get started to cut out a bunch of godamn crap that you don't need. As you can see, I'm very official and fancy in how I speak, but I know what I'm talking about. So, this is all pulled from what's worked for me, what's worked for my clients, who have also helped get buy lines, build businesses, and build up their audience, all without feeling like a gross marketing bro or a hateful sellout. So, if you want the weird little business school, you can click below to sign up and starting May 1st, you will get three months and go into the whole thing. I'll talk more about that later, but for now, you get five episodes that are basically a free preview. This gives you a good idea of if Weird Little Business School would be helpful to you if you like my style. And even if you don't get the further course, this is something you really can use to get started. Today's lesson is what you don't need to get started with a business. So, when I say business, and trust me, I'm not going to pull out Websters and give you that whole spiel. When I say business, I'm just talking about income you make on your own through selling some kind of product of your own. A product could be coaching, ebooks, courses, services. It could be copywriting for somebody. It could be digital design. It could be selling a physical product. So, I'm not talking about getting jobs from other people or even getting brand deals. I'm talking about having money on your own. The reason is because it's so good to have your own money. I say that as a former actress who spent most of her time I'll quit talking in the third person. Spent most of my time just waiting around for a chance to even do my job and having to wait for auditions and question if I could dye my hair because then that would be another $600 in head shot minimum. I got tired of that. And so first I got into freelance writing where at least if I pitched something, I pitched more. I had a chance of getting it. I found out that my efforts were rewarded more often. And then from there, I built my own business where I do have courses and coaching and workshops. And that was such a major beautiful shift because having my own products that I could sell anytime that I can literally just go, I'll sell something now and make money from it immediately feels like a magic trick. But even if you make $5 off of a download you created in less than a day, it feels very exciting. And it reminds you that all of your creative talents are constantly useful. They aren't just useful to an agent or a manager or a brand or somebody who's going to pick you and suddenly give you a bunch of money or make you wait forever while they go through whatever [ __ ] they're going through. This is yours. And it's hard, too, of course. But I found it much harder to work at least three jobs all the time to barely stay afloat. I found it much harder to be in a copywriting job where I felt like most of my stuff just got ignored and I was wasting my time. I found this much less hard than waiting around for somebody to say I was good enough to let me do my job. Just a side note of why I'm so excited about all this. And now is a good time to be building this income of your own. And I know that sounds bizarre because now doesn't seem like a good time for anything on earth. And listen, I'm not saying it's the best of times because then I'd be insane. But the world of online businesses continues to grow. So even now in 2026, there's still a lot of opportunity and you haven't missed the boat. It's not like you've missed the boat. Oh, I didn't do Tik Tok in time. Oh, I wasn't. Nope. There's always something, a new algorithm or something else entirely. And then it gives you the opportunity to not have to rely on whatever anybody else is handing you. I mean, wouldn't that be fun to just turn down a commercial audition because it was [ __ ] stupid? Turn down a non-union commercial audition because you're like, you know what? I'm not going to pretend I am shocked by this Ross outfit. You know what? I'm not going to do that self tape. Or if you're, oh no, I'm not going to do this assignment when I write for $25 about a new kind of pop-tart. Nope. No thanks. I will even try less hard at work because if something happened, I already know I have my own [ __ ] and I can make that grow. That is a beautiful sense of security and power. And I think the only place you can find that is doing it on your own. So, let's get to the stuff you don't need because the internet is full of garbage and a lot of business and marketing stuff is made for very corpory people. Made by and for corpory people. You are not a corporatey person. So, that might be why some of the business stuff has never felt interesting because you don't have a desire to become boring as [ __ ] That's my guess. So, the first thing you don't need a website. That might surprise you. People get real hung up on their website. It is not of number one importance down the road. Sure, once you get selling things, have a website, but it is not number one. Not at all. So, if you already have a website, that's totally fine. If you don't have one, do not start there. And there's better stuff you can do to get better and faster results, which in fact we will cover in the next episode. Another thing you don't need, an LLC. After you've made a little bit of money, then it's good to get a business account. If you can get a business account or a business credit card as well, just to make things easier. And I've known people with businesses who still didn't do that for many years and it was okay. Anything else, you don't need complicated software. So, you do not need this funnel tool or this software for putting all your courses together and Kajjabi and this. You don't need any of that to start with. It can be very simple. and I'll tell you exactly what those are in the next episode. Another thing you don't need listening to any of that quick money [ __ ] you'll hear all over the internet. Okay? You don't they don't work for you. How do I know? Because if it did work for you to make blank Kindle books or blank Amazon books and sell a million journals, you would have already done that. If drop shipping worked for you, you would already be doing it. But for most creative people, your work needs to matter somewhat. So that's why I see most creatives fail when they try these things because anything you see online that's like open up Canva, make a printable in one hour, start selling it on Etsy, any of that stuff, like yeah, technically it works, but to make any significant money, you got to market the [ __ ] out of it. That's the truth of any of this. And by marketing the [ __ ] out of it, all that means is you have to be able and willing to talk about it a lot and be excited about it and believe in what you're selling. So when it's one of those kind of just nothing products, you're not going to want to talk about it all the time. You're probably going to feel weird selling it. And it doesn't sell easy enough for the money to assuage the weirdness. Cuz trust me, if any of these things just sold ass loads of cash, I'd be telling you to do it. Trust me, I would be making horseword searches to sell 10 different copies of those on Amazon if the

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If you're a writer, performer, or creative who's tired of waiting for publishers to say yes or producers to give the green light, this is the fastest way to start a business that brings in cash.Amber Petty, former actor, improviser, and writer for Snooki's blog, shares lessons geared to creative brains on how to start a business without selling your soul. Using her 5 years of experience running a 6 figure business and working with hundreds of clients, you'll find out how to grow an audience that loves your work and pays real money.Stop waiting around for Hollywood to get its head out of its ass or for another publisher to say "your book isn't relatable enough."The world needs more weird wealthy people, so this podcast (and accompanying paid course) shows you how to turn your creative genius into steady income. Without posting thirst traps, following TikTok trends, or ever saying the words "cypto."