T**t Thoughts: A Trail Twats Podcast

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T**t Thoughts is the unapologetic horseback riding podcast hosted by Andi and Taylor, the creators of Trail Twats. From chaotic trail rides and horse camp stories to internet drama, equestrian culture, and real conversations about life, this podcast is where horse girls come to laugh, vent, and feel understood. Built for the women who ride a little differently — saddle bags full of drinks, speakers playing music, and zero interest in fitting the "perfect horse girl" mold — T**t Thoughts brings together humor, honesty, and the kind of conversations you'd normally only hear around the campfire after a long day on the trails. Expect trail riding stories, special guests, listener questions, mean comments of the week, questionable decisions, and plenty of unhinged horse girl energy.

Episodes

  1. 1d ago

    Ep. 10 | A Zebra Costs HOW Much?!

    Episode 10 is pure chaos 🤠🍻 We test our friendship with a lip-reading game, read this week's mean comments, spill the details on an exclusive horse influencer weekend, and discuss the infamous $96,000 zebra. Taylor rides her horse to a bar to appear on a "dive bar TV show" that turns out to be a YouTube series, Rabbit has his first pool day, and we try a new seltzer that actually makes Andi puke. Just another completely normal week on T**t Thoughts. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats. Use code TWAT10 at blackknuckleranch.com Use code TWAT20 at blackhorseranch.com

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  3. Jul 8

    Ep. 9 | A Donkey Walks Into Applebee's

    In this episode of T**t Thoughts, we are diving headfirst into the drama, the donkeys, and the questionable decisions. We talk about the Give Back controversy and what happens when trying to do something good turns into a whole mess. Then we head across the world to talk about the Brumbies in Australia and the debate surrounding what's happening to them. Rabbit also takes his very first camping trip, we recap the Fourth of July chaos, and we officially announce that Twatsgiving is open to the public. Taylor gives us the full story on breaking her donkey and, naturally, riding it to Applebee's because apparently that's just what we do now. We also talk new hair, try some new seltzers, and wrap it up with our Mean Comment of the Week. As always, expect feral horse girl opinions, bad ideas, questionable life choices, and just enough confidence to make everyone nervous. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

  4. Jul 1

    Ep. 8 | We Rode Into a Rezoning Meeting

    In this episode of T**t Thoughts, we recap the viral moment of Taylor and Crystal riding straight into a rezoning meeting to protest commercial development of farmland and AI data centers. Because apparently some people write emails… and some people saddle up. We also break down how our Goodwill Gown Ride went, including the chaos, the questionable fashion choices, and the commitment to being the classiest twats on horseback. Taylor shares T**t Training Tips all about trailer loading, and Andi talks about her upcoming August birthday plans riding the Big South Fork trail system in Tennessee with Amber Ashburn. Plus, we talk dream podcast guests — Yung Gravy and Tom Hanks, anyone?! — and tease some upcoming guests we already have scheduled. We also officially announce what we're planning for November: the first annual Twatsgiving camping weekend at Spirit of the Suwannee, featuring special guest Hayden Kristal performing a comedy show. And finally, we read mean comments, try new seltzers, talk about our worst horse injuries, show off saddle slinkies and new T**t shirts, and continue proving that horse girls with microphones probably shouldn't be left unsupervised. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

  5. Jun 24

    Ep. 7 | T**t Art & Horse World Controversy

    In this episode of T**t Thoughts, we get a little real, a little feral, and somehow still end up talking about seltzers. We talk about the heartbreak of losing farm animals, the internet controversies that come with sharing your life online, and why everyone suddenly becomes an expert in your comments section. We also share the stories of how we met our spouses — aka the T**t Wranglers — and how they ended up stuck with us. Taylor gives her tips for staking out horses safely, Andi gets back into embroidery and starts making inappropriate little pieces of t**t art, and we break down what primitive camping with horses actually looks like for anyone who thinks it's all cute campfires and peaceful trail rides. Plus, we try new seltzers, spiral into the usual side conversations, and prove once again that horse girls can turn literally anything into a full-blown discussion. As always, expect horse girl shenanigans, bad ideas, unsolicited opinions, and seltzer-fueled confidence. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

  6. Jun 17

    Ep. 6 | Would you rather give up crocs or hard seltzers?

    In this episode of T**t Thoughts, we recap Taylor's birthday weekend and the questionable decisions that followed, including riding horses into bars and causing general chaos around Spring Hill. We share the latest Trail Twats mission of trying to get added into Urban Dictionary, while Ally and Taylor continue their mission to become public nuisances by riding horses through fireworks tents, Taco Bell, Dunkin', and anywhere else they probably shouldn't be. We also talk Fourth of July fireworks and horses, hobble training, and our experience camping primitively at the Lake X Memorial Trail Ride weekend. Plus, we debate bringing dogs on trail rides, play a round of Would You Rather, and show off all the prizes up for grabs during June's Trail Twats Give Back fundraiser supporting Branded Equine Based Therapy Services. As always, expect horse girl shenanigans, bad ideas, unsolicited opinions, and seltzer-fuled confidence. Grab a drink, kick off your crocs, and come hang with the twats.

  7. Jun 10

    Ep. 5 | Redefining the Word T**t and Run-ins with the Cops

    In this episode of T**t Thoughts, we tackle one of life's most important questions: *Is "t**t" actually a bad word?* We make our case for redefining it, discuss our plans to get a Trail Twats Wikipedia page, and introduce the next generation of feral horse girls and boys: the Trail Tots. We swap stories about running into Trail T**t fans in the wild (including an unforgettable Applebee's encounter), getting the cops called on us for riding horses through town, and continuing our completely scientific search for a White Claw replacement by testing even more hard seltzers. Taylor shares tips for dealing with barn sour horses, we talk lip tattoos and other questionable life choices, and we brainstorm turning hateful internet comments into gospel songs. We also put our acting skills to the test with the viral "you shaved your bush" trend and prove once again that nobody should ever give us microphones. Plus, we spotlight this month's Trail Twats Give Back recipient, Branded Equine Based Therapy Services, an organization helping veterans with PTSD through training and adopting out wild mustangs and burros. Expect horse girl chaos, bad decisions, questionable opinions, and plenty of laughs. Grab a drink, put your crocs in sport mode, and come hang with the twats. Check out trail t**t merch here: https://trailtwats.com/shop Learn more about Black Knuckle Ranch: https://blackknuckleranch.com

  8. Jun 3

    Ep. 4 | Shewees, Sponsors, & Seltzers

    In this episode of T**t Thoughts, we're covering everything from riding horses in Crocs and bucket-list trail-riding destinations to why we have "poor horses" filtered in our comments. We continue the emotionally exhausting search for a hard seltzer worthy of replacing White Claw, discuss horse auctions, and talk about where we see the Trail Twats headed. We also unpack Taylor's "AA sponsor," revisit our most viral video yet featuring a SheWee on the trail, and somehow turn all of it into a completely unhinged conversation about horse girl culture, social media chaos, and trail riding life. Expect feral horse girl energy, questionable life choices, laughs, and way too much honesty. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and hang with the twats.

  9. May 27

    Ep. 3 | Addressing The Suwannee Drama & Paso Fino Propaganda

    Welcome back to T**t Thoughts Episode 3 🍻🐴 This week the twats are covering a little bit of everything — from beer breaking horses and Taylor's new foal to why Paso Finos deserve WAY more respect as trail horses. We dive into the misconceptions around their natural gait, why so many people misunderstand the breed, and what actually makes them incredible trail mounts. We also spill the tea on our viral Spirit of the Suwannee experience, the backlash, and how the owner ultimately is stepping up to make things right. Plus… Surfside sponsorship talks, feral horse girl opinions, our first (unplanned) guest, and the usual unhinged Trail Twats energy. Grab a drink, put your Crocs in sport mode, and come hang with the twats. TT4L 🤘

  10. May 20

    Ep. 2 | Finding a New Trail Drink (Against Our Will)

    In this episode of T**t Thoughts, we're covering everything from emergency vet bills and how the first episode went, as well as the devastating search for a White Claw replacement. We test new seltzers, played a new game and officially introduce a new segment: Taylor's T**t Training Tip of the Week. We also talk about the upcoming ranch course competition at Black Knuckle Ranch, spill some early Twatchella updates for next year, and react to getting our very first one-star podcast review like the mature professionals we are. Expect feral horse girl energy, questionable life choices, laughs, and way too much honesty. Grab a drink, kick off your crocs, and come hang with the twats.

  11. May 11

    Ep. 1 | What even is a Trail T**t?

    Welcome to the very first episode of T**t Thoughts: A Trail T**t Podcast, Presented by Black Knuckle Ranch and BKR Ranchwear. In this episode, Andi and Taylor dive into how Trail Twats started — from a small group of girls trail riding with saddlebags full of drinks, speakers blasting music, and zero intention of becoming internet personalities… to building one of the fastest-growing horse communities online. We talk about our backgrounds with horses, how we met, what the Trail Twats community actually is, and the chaos that comes with going viral in the horse world. We're also introducing some recurring segments including: • Mean Comment of the Week • Listener Questions • Trail Ride Stories • General questionable life decisions If you like horses, camping, trail riding, unfiltered conversations, and a little bit of feral energy… welcome home. So grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and let's get into it. Use code Twat20 to save 20% off pre-orders through June 16th at BKRanchwear.com

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T**t Thoughts is the unapologetic horseback riding podcast hosted by Andi and Taylor, the creators of Trail Twats. From chaotic trail rides and horse camp stories to internet drama, equestrian culture, and real conversations about life, this podcast is where horse girls come to laugh, vent, and feel understood. Built for the women who ride a little differently — saddle bags full of drinks, speakers playing music, and zero interest in fitting the "perfect horse girl" mold — T**t Thoughts brings together humor, honesty, and the kind of conversations you'd normally only hear around the campfire after a long day on the trails. Expect trail riding stories, special guests, listener questions, mean comments of the week, questionable decisions, and plenty of unhinged horse girl energy.

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