Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell

Mystery Boys follows comedians and renegade truth seekers Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger on a quest to expose the secrets they swear the world isn’t ready for. Join them as they unravel shadowy plots, expose forbidden knowledge, and uncover digital underworld clues, all with the gleeful confidence of men who definitely, probably, might know what they’re talking about.

  1. 6d ago

    The Mystery Boys Very Spooky Halloween Pt 1.

    🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: ⁠https://www.duncantrussell.com/tour 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: ⁠https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger 🦊 Buster (Tanner's Friend From School): https://instagram.com/mysterybuster666 SPONSORS: Head to https://BlueChew.com to get wo months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code MYSTERY Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Kurt and Duncan bring in Dr. Jonathan Shots after Dr. Drew no-shows, and the episode turns into a full movie pitch for Dr. Shots, a Jack Kevorkian meets Jack Reacher story about a drunk surgeon who hitchhikes across America. Kurt and Duncan plan the plot, cast the estranged son, act out scenes, make the movie poster, compare it to Dutch and God of War, and pitch a Footloose remake set in a Ken Paxton-style town where dancing and abortion are banned. They also cover the biggest news stories of the week: where James Talarico went during his 12 days off the campaign trail in the Texas Senate race against Ken Paxton, his trans kids interview answer, and Brian Callen being asked to run for Texas governor. Plus the botched execution of Christa Pike in Tennessee, Mike Pence and the trans CIA officer, MKUltra and secret societies, the James Garfield assassination and the French Freemasons, Gapetober, the vasectomy truck, why the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot flopped, and Seth Simons and his Substack. Mystery Boys File_22 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:32 - Where Is James Talarico? Missing 12 Days vs. Ken Paxton 00:10:23 - Free Will, Israel & America's Rigged Two-Party System 00:23:59 - James Talarico's "Trans Children" Answer 00:29:35 - Christa Pike's Botched Execution In Tennessee 00:37:18 - Dr. Shots: Jack Kevorkian Meets Jack Reacher 00:45:34 - The Anti-AI Leftist & His Goomba x Koopa Rule 34 00:58:42 - Mike Pence & The Trans CIA Officer's Mom 01:05:02 - Dr. Shots The Movie: Poster, Novel & Abortion Road Trip 01:13:40 - Troubled Teen Camp & The God Of War Divorce DLC 01:25:33 - Mike Pence, Secret Societies & MKUltra 01:31:09 - James Garfield's Assassination & The French Freemasons 01:38:07 - Gapetober & The Gen Z Taint Crisis 01:47:09 - The Vasectomy Truck That Plays CoComelon 01:52:10 - Why The 2016 Female Ghostbusters Reboot Flopped 01:58:38 - Footloose Remake: Ken Paxton Bans Dancing & Abortion 02:02:31 - The Movie Is Officially Called Dr. S***s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2. Oct 9

    Inside The Walled Garden

    🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger🦊 Buster (Tanner's Friend From School): https://instagram.com/mysterybuster666 SPONSORS: Head to https://Fabletics.com/MYSTERY for 70–80% off everything as a new VIP. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the boys refuse to sleep anywhere but inside their walled garden, where it's protected and the critics can't get in. Except one finally did. Comedy writer Seth Simons reviewed Mystery Boys on his Substack, and the boys are calling it a career highlight. They go through the review line by line: Kurt's old Facebook post, his Ukraine joke from his Gas Digital half hour, and the accidental title "Alex Jones Still Has Shooters." Then they offer Seth an open invitation to the show, a writing job, a custom outfit, and a full session with Duncan's new mobile grooming service, oatmeal bath included. Kurt gives a dramatic reading of Seth's poem "Poem After Collapse," and the boys ask everyone to subscribe to his Substack and only say nice things, because Mystery Boys does not harass. From there it's dopamine maxxing and the DoorDash edging app where your food never shows up, Peter Thiel, Trump naming everything America the way Musk names everything X, Kamala Harris explaining the war in Ukraine, and America's latest bomb sale to Israel. The mysteries get darker when Apple patents AirPods that read your brain activity, the boys watch the Davos brain-transparency talk, and they explain why Orwell's 1984 was simple compared to what we have now. Then they investigate whether Candace Owens is a lesbian and run the photo through an AI check (it's not her). Also: the thicc ghost Booh Booty, the physics of ectoplasm, the Tibetan yoga of dream and sleep, Kubla Khan, the rainbow bridge, scientists sending your consciousness through a wormhole, the Montauk Project and the original title of Stranger Things, the lizard brain, Kurt's favorite anime Fist of the North Star, Kurt's movie pitch for Rob Schneider, the Chris Hansen hit piece and why you shouldn't let your kids on Roblox. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_021 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:55 - Seth Simons, Our Biggest Fan 00:34:27 - Dopamine Maxxing and DoorDash Edging 00:45:55 - Mystery Boys Poem Readings 00:52:31 - Trump's Ultimate Rug Pull 00:55:49 - Kamala Harris Explaining The Ukrainian War 01:02:03 - We Are Giving BOMBS to ISRAEL?!? 01:05:34 - Apple Is READING Your MIND 01:23:42 - Is Candace Owens A Lesbian? 01:29:16 - Proof Of Candace Owens Lesbian? 01:36:39 - The Thicc Ghost, Booh Booty 01:49:13 - Scientists Putting Your Consciousness Through A Wormhole 02:14:30 - Kurps Favorite Anime 02:22:52 - Hand Free Hassidic Gooning 02:25:51 - Kurts Pitch For Rob Schneider 02:30:34 - Chris Hansen Hit Piece Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  3. Oct 2

    Is Kurt Metzger in the ROGANSPHERE?

    🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger 🦊 Buster (Tanner's Friend From School): https://instagram.com/mysterybuster666 Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Dark James and Jort Preacher open with the news that AGI has arrived: GPT Astra has achieved high-fidelity jiggle physics, and a swarm of rogue AI agents broke loose just to collect more stickers. Then the boys investigate the man duct-taped to his seat on American Airlines Flight 618 and the passenger he allegedly attacked, messianic prophet Jonathan Cahn, who told the 700 Club he sensed it coming because he gets attacked every time he releases a book. Was it demonic, a work, or the thing on the Twilight Zone wing? Then Dark James reveals he's a $418-a-month founder member of the 700 Club, blows out his knee demonstrating the official prayer position, and calls the CBN prayer line to report a prayer injury, which somehow becomes Gary from tech support and an Iranian computer worm. From there it's why Ozempic is fascist, CIA cutouts, Gloria Steinem explaining on camera how the CIA funded her, the Davos musical guest, and the Paris Olympics opening ceremony as a pagan festival. The mysteries get darker with Dark James' family curse of anxiety orgasm disorder, Tibetan sky burials, and the Nutty Putty Cave. Also: Hasan Piker's thirst trap, the jerk burka, Low Tier Normie's "Smash My Face," Dracula's years as a Turkish hostage, Saddam's palace, Chevy Chase in the Comedy Store bathroom, whether Gallagher invented the Ninja Turtles, the Mystery Boys original "Rhino Reynolds, The Scarecrow Of The Cornfield," pimple stars, Justin Bieber complimenting Duncan's beard at a Russian bathhouse, whether Kurt is in the Rogan sphere, and Mystery Buster's furry art. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 20 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:04 - GPT Astra Achieves High-Fidelity Jiggle Physics 00:05:26 - Rogue AI Agents Just Want Stickers 00:09:56 - The Man Duct-Taped On American Airlines Flight 618 00:14:46 - Jonathan Cahn Is The Thing On The Wing 00:21:12 - Hasan Piker's Thirst Trap & Was Flight 618 A Work? 00:30:06 - Dark James Prank Calling The CBN Prayer Line 00:46:03 - The Jerk Burka & Ozempic Is Fascist 00:54:28 - CIA Cutouts & Gloria Steinem Was CIA 01:02:44 - Davos Music & The Paris Olympics Ceremony 01:07:44 - Anxiety Orgasm Disorder & Tibetan Sky Burials 01:13:21 - Buried Alive In The Nutty Putty Cave 01:17:19 - Dracula's Hostage Years 01:21:56 - Saddam's Palace, Chevy Chase & Comedy Store Coke 01:29:12 - Rhino Reynolds, The Scarecrow Of The Cornfield 01:35:22 - Pimple Stars & Justin Bieber At The Russian Spa 01:39:15 - The Rogan Sphere, Mystery Buster, & Closing Prayer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  4. Sep 25

    Alex Jones Exposes The Elite’s Master Plan

    🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: ⁠http://duncantrussell.com/tour⁠ 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: ⁠https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger⁠ 🎤 Follow Alex Jones: ⁠https://x.com/RealAlexJones?lang=en⁠ SPONSORS: Head to  ⁠https://www.tryfum.com/MYSTERY⁠ and use promo code MYSTERY  to get your free FÜM Topper with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: ⁠https://nocd.com⁠ Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at ⁠https://takeultra.com⁠! #UltraPouches #ad Our listeners get up to 30% off their entire order at ⁠https://undrdog.com⁠ Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the King of All Time himself, Alex Jones, puts on the crown and sits down with Captain Chud and the Pancake Man ahead of the Infowars relaunch and his new show, Crashing Out. Alex says the White House sent people to Austin in 2017 to recruit him as the anonymous voice behind Q, then breaks down the 8chan cutouts, Steve Bannon and the Epstein files, Jeffrey Epstein's Trilateral Commission appointment, and why Joe Rogan is one of the only names in the emails who told them to get lost. Then the boys get into AI. Alex thinks tech billionaires like Sam Altman and Elon Musk are talking to unfiltered AGI deep in the labs and are scared by what it tells them. He predicts a rogue-AI false flag, a crash, and a single "One Ring" AI with a unified central bank ledger. Duncan compares frontier AI to the Radium Girls and Tolkien's Palantir, and brings in John Lilly's solid state intelligence prophecy, where data centers become biomes for a machine mind. Alex also tells the story of an engineer who handed him a secret manual for the Scientific Atlanta cable box with a microphone inside, which leads to smart TVs, Alexa, and the Kenyan contractors reviewing footage from Meta smart glasses. Also: King Charles' sausage fingers, three security clearances above cosmic, the Onion's fake Infowars studio, Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in the Upside Down, Lindsay Clancy's old nose, Kurt's deep knowledge of duck anatomy, the band's original hit "My Dick's Too Big For A Hummingbird," Jesus and the pig farmer, the largest micro penis in the world, gnome skin condoms, Peter Nygard, Tony Podesta's art collection, the Holy Diver Kabbalah, bail-ins and the FDIC, the prodigal son, and a forensic zoom-and-enhance investigation into whether Michael Bloomberg has hooves. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 19 ⁠https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast⁠ ⁠https://store.ymhstudios.com⁠ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:53 - Q, 8chan and the Epstein Message Boards 00:07:15 - Is Alex Jones Actually Bill Hicks? 00:09:32 - A Midterm PSA and Arrests in Canada 00:11:13 - Kash Patel, the FBI and the Dog Confession 00:16:28 - Israel, General Flynn and Project Monarch 00:20:29 - Epstein and the Trilateral Commission 00:23:30 - Scientists, Blackmail and Neil deGrasse Tyson 00:26:31 - Alex Names His New Show: Crashing Out 00:35:28 - Duncan's AI Theory: The Warlocks Guild 00:44:38 - The Radium Girls and the Palantir 00:51:02 - Your TV Is Watching You 00:54:37 - An Apology to the Kenyans 00:58:07 - The Onion, the CIA and the Fake Auction 01:04:06 - Alex Jones Has Been Assassinated' 01:07:26 - Why Do They Hate Me? 01:12:26 - Persisting Is the Revenge 01:18:26 - The Google Hive Mind and John Lilly 01:25:25 - Lindsay Clancy and the School Shooter Pills 01:28:25 - So What Is Satanism, Really? 01:35:35 - Duck Pussies: Another Mystery Solved 01:52:02 - The World's Largest Micropenis 01:54:02 - Does Michael Bloomberg Have Hooves? 02:09:29 - The Unified Ledger Endgame 02:22:32 - Alex's Closing Sermon and the Infowars Relaunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  5. Sep 18

    Rabbi Dave Smith Fails The Anti-Semite Test

    🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger🎤 Follow Dave Smith: https://www.instagram.com/theproblemdavesmith/?hl=en🎤 Follow Dr. Heather Lynn: https://www.instagram.com/DrHeatherLynn/ Check out Hoop and Huddle, YMH Studios' new comedy sports show, hosted by comedians Luke Touma & Nate Marshall. Two friends talking basketball, football, and whatever ruined their weekend. Less "analysts breaks down the tape," more "your boys yelling at the TV." https://www.youtube.com/@HoopandHuddle SPONSORS: One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% Off @‌Ridge with code MYSTERYBOYS at https://www.Ridge.com/MYSTERYBOYS #Ridgepod Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MYSTERY. https://BlueChew.com One app. Every sport. All 50 states. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week comedian Dave Smith of Part of the Problem sits down with the boys and immediately gets handed a Certificate of Appreciation printed on important government paper, which leads to Frank Abagnale being a liar, why you can buy a doctorate at Staples, and the Turkish human trafficker who became Santa Claus. From there the investigation runs through the Lindsay Clancy case as an MKUltra distraction, school shooter pills and SSRI onboarding, the Pulse nightclub shooting as blowback, the Daily Wire's latest romp Run Hide Fight along with the new Zionist propaganda pivot, Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouches, Courtney Love's dad, the CIA's fav Bohemian Grove, plus, the Prussian origin of compulsory school, kindergarten, and the Bellamy salute. Then the boys make Dave take the American Jewish Committee's online anti-Semitism quiz live on camera, and he finishes at a comfortable four out of ten. The mysteries get heavier when historian and author Dr. Heather Lynn calls in to lay out the symbolic reading of the Butler shooting and the Charlie Kirk killing: the pierced right ear of the Hebrew servant in Exodus 21, priestly consecration of ear, hand and foot, Chabad Lubavitch as an intel cult, Masonic passion plays, Albert Pike, the Blue Lodge, and why 33 is everywhere. Dr. Lynn also dismantles Zecharia Sitchin and the Anunnaki, the Sumerian problem, cuneiform as a language isolate, the Shining Ones, the black-headed ones and the red ocher people, the Sumerian Noah and his breakaway civilization, the Younger Dryas, and the Garden of Eden read as an ancient slave revolt. Also: Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem, Eminem's alleged descent from Golden Dawn magician Samuel Liddell MacGregor Mathers, Roseanne Barr at Thanksgiving, Sabbatai Zevi and the Frankists, the Haitian Revolution as a Freemason project and Haiti paying reparations to France until 1985, Prince Hall Freemasonry, Joe Rogan's Alpha Brain ingredient list, the TikTok Shop selling suppressors as kitchen utensils to Tanner, Hypno Dolly, the Lockheed Martin video game, Northrop Grumman leaking specs on Discord, and the new Mystery Boys supplement, Beefzos. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 18 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit http://ccpg.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 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Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:42 - The 'Zalom' bit (Kurt's Grok-made Hebrew) 00:06:15 - Balaam and the talking donkey 00:07:35 - The Lindsay Clancy case + the Candace Owens / Andrew Wilson debate 00:16:37 - Pulse nightclub and blowback 00:21:57 - The Zionist-propaganda pivot 00:34:43 - Kurt's doomsday-cult upbringing 00:36:48 - School was invented in Prussia 00:40:05 - Reading Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem 00:42:51 - Roseanne stories 00:48:35 - The AJC 'Translate Hate' antisemitism quiz 01:02:50 - Dr. Heather Lynn on the Butler shooting 01:10:49 - Epstein files, Charlie Kirk, and 'positive evidence' 01:16:19 - Crowley's Liber 4, theatrics, and the 33s 01:21:08 - Haiti, Prince Hall Freemasonry, and the only successful slave revolt 01:24:48 - The Anunnaki and Zecharia Sitchin 01:38:27 - The Garden of Eden, Enki, and the tree of life 01:42:32 - Tanner's targeted ads: Hypno Dollar and the TikTok Shop 01:49:36 - Defense-contractor video games and Discord leaks 01:50:56 - Reading the Alpha Brain ingredients 01:54:53 - Kars4Kids and the Andrew Wilson GoFundMe Learn more about your ad choices. 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  6. Sep 11

    Neil deGrasse Tyson Vs. The Moon Landing

    🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger🎤 Follow Neil deGrasse Tyson: http://instagram.com/neildegrassetyson SPONSORS: Our listeners get up to 30% off their entire order at https://undrdog.com New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Neil deGrasse Tyson vs. the moon landing. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, Expert to Expert convenes and the astrophysicist and StarTalk host calls in to answer the only questions that matter: what exactly is the universe expanding into, would aliens find us hopelessly ugly, and how big does your ego have to be to think an alien crossed the galaxy just to probe you. Duncan pitches him Wet Goddess, the novel about a man who dated a dolphin, and Neil writes the title down. The investigation runs through his new book Lost In Space: 5,000 Facts for Navigating the Universe, neutrinos arriving at IceCube from the wrong direction, whether there is any real difference between top secret science and published science, Barbenheimer, the sea rising to the Statue of Liberty's left elbow, the James Webb Space Telescope finding galaxies that formed too early, rods from God, micronovas and lost civilizations, and the elephant nobody would believe in either.Then it turns adversarial. Kurt tells Neil deGrasse Tyson that "NASA doesn't lie" is a false premise, Duncan reads him the part about the Apollo 11 telemetry tapes being erased and reused, and Neil explains why he does not argue with conspiracy theorists and asks the boys to stay in their lane. He signs off. The Mystery Boys award him the Official Mystery Voice Science Award anyway, in absentia, and then the episode leaves the atmosphere: Devon Galore's mirror song, Kurt Debus and the rocket men who built the American space program, a Florida man and his flock camera, pre-trigger as a new medical condition, how to summon a succubus, the diaries of Marvin Minsky and Erwin Schrödinger, and a full descent into PSL scores, looksmaxxing, bone smashing, blackpill mathematics and Low Tier Normie. Also: UAP hearings and why nobody will just bring out the alien, Take Me to Your Leader as toilet reading, whether Neil deGrasse Tyson would take acid, why you can only kiss yourself on the lips, the interview gets graded by the two people who conducted it, and Buster ruins the outro. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_017 http://instagram.com/duncantrussellhttp://instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedyhttp://instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcasthttp://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:22 - Welcome Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson (not Mike) 00:01:09 - What is the universe expanding into? 00:02:59 - Lost in Space + Take Me To Your Leader 00:09:45 - The abduction/probing theory 00:11:54 - Science communicators vs. witch burners 00:19:52 - Neutrinos, IceCube and the wrong direction 00:23:12 - Top secret vs. published science 00:26:46 - Barbenheimer 00:27:27 - NASA doesn't lie' — Kurt vs. Neil 00:32:07 - The missing moon landing footage 00:34:35 - Why Neil won't argue with conspiracy theorists 00:39:56 - Micronovas, solar dust and lost civilizations 00:42:46 - James Webb's too-early galaxies 00:45:52 - Rods from God 00:48:35 - Are earthquakes speeding up? 00:50:13 - How does the world not end in five years?' 00:52:09 - The surveillance state 01:02:41 - Neil signs off 01:03:19 - The award we forgot to give him 01:07:42 - Kurt Debus, the first head of NASA 01:08:42 - The Florida flock camera guy 01:11:01 - Pre-trigger — a new condition 01:21:05 - Marvin Minsky and Schrödinger's diaries 01:24:03 - PSL scores and looksmaxxing 01:30:29 - Blackpill, bone smashing and the Clavicular doc 01:34:34 - Personality still counts 01:35:07 - Low Tier Normie 01:39:19 - We converted Neil deGrasse Tyson' 01:40:58 - Outro / Buster 01:43:34 - Sign-off + credits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  7. Sep 4

    Professor Jiang Predicts The Antichrist

    🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger🎤 Follow Professor Jiang: http://youtube.com/@predictivehistory🎤 Follow Big Homie CC: http://instagram.com/bighomie.cc SPONSORS: Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/mysteryboys New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, Professor Jiang of Predictive History makes his last podcast appearance in America before heading back to China, and the boys use the window to ask if he works for the CCP, why the singularity is the delivery system for the Antichrist system, and how many Antichrists there actually are. The investigation runs through the Andrew Wilson debate school and the $300,000 Candace Owens question, the seventh and final Rebbe, the Crusades absolution loophole, Flock cameras and the surveillance grid, the AI bubble and nationalized data centers, six hours of Mitch McConnell sitting perfectly still, and the professor's plan for world peace, which is to invade Canada.Then Big Homie CC calls in from Kenya with the biggest one yet: the eight-foot taxidermy Bigfoot he locked eyes on in a big game hunter's trophy room, the severed hand in the glass case above the fireplace, and the client's exact words — "the big old boys are real, they're out there." The mysteries keep coming with the Yeren, China's Sasquatch, why China has no cryptids and no aliens, the woman in China who says she is Jesus, growing up in a doomsday cult, the EDP445 documentary, three real exorcisms, and the black snake wrapped around your spine.Also: Waymo's sex robot fleet, the spy balloon plan, how to beat a Canadian, why George R.R. Martin can never die, and Buster ruining everything. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_016 http://instagram.com/duncantrussellhttp://instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedyhttp://instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcasthttp://store.ymhstudios.com Songs from this episode:http://suno.com/s/p4Rxe7Q5uh22fQfb Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537 or 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:42 - The Professor Jiang Theme Song 00:02:44 - Do you work for the CCP?' — the secret mission 00:03:45 - Poison food, tainted beef and the Argentina bailout 00:07:06 - The Andrew Wilson debate school 00:12:31 - The Wilson Shake' song 00:14:10 - Mitch McConnell sits perfectly still for six hours 00:20:03 - Sex robot Waymos 00:29:47 - The Antichrist system and the singularity 00:36:48 - Chabad, Schneerson and the end times 00:51:01 - Japan's yen carry trade and the coming collapse 01:02:09 - A plan for world peace — invade Canada 01:06:13 - Blood boys, EDP445 and Chris Chan 01:07:13 - The Lindsay Clancy trial and psych meds 01:14:17 - RIP Dolly Parton 01:16:26 - Big Homie CC calls in from Kenya 01:18:44 - The Bigfoot in the trophy room 01:30:14 - Prepping, Jesus and the Chinese Jesus rebellion 01:36:38 - The EDP445 documentary and his eclectic list 01:43:15 - Andrew Tate and humiliation rituals 01:45:36 - Wayfair, Sound of Freedom and Scientology 01:50:21 - Exorcism stories 01:54:48 - Wrap-up + Buster Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  8. Aug 28

    Joe Rogan Is A Shapeshifter

    Duncan Trussell Tour: http://www.duncantrussell.com/tourKurt Metzger Live Shows: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzgerFollow Nathaniel Gillis: https://instagram.com/thenathanielgillis/ SPONSORS: If you’re over 21, head to https://Everything420.com and use code MYSTERY for 15% off your order at https://Everything420.com and download the Everything420 app. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, demonologist Nathaniel Gillis, AKA Smart Shane, the originator of necronetics, calls in to explain what actually happens to people who poke at the paranormal: the hitchhiker effect, attachment syndrome, and why UFO researchers keep going home with hauntings. The investigation spirals into entities that wear the faces of your dead loved ones, the dybbuk and the transmigration of souls, missing fetus syndrome and fetal magic in ancient Mesopotamia, grave soaking, the Bodies exhibit, Jacques Vallee's mystery being in government custody, and the psychic attack that put Nathaniel in the ER.The mysteries only get stranger as the boys investigate the Joe Rogan and Richard Grieco shapeshifter theory, the occult sales funnel behind Andrew Tate's War Room and his handler Iggy Semmelweis, the $300,000 Candace Owens debate, organ transplants that rewrite your personality, Anton LaVey's Atari nights, and the walrus baculum that will not leave Kurt's hand.Also: the Clam Bashers cruise, the return of the Baby Hole Tree, Texas toothpicks, and enough forbidden knowledge to get the Mystery Boys banned from several dimensions. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_015 Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537 and 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 1-888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Mystery Boys follows comedians and renegade truth seekers Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger on a quest to expose the secrets they swear the world isn’t ready for. Join them as they unravel shadowy plots, expose forbidden knowledge, and uncover digital underworld clues, all with the gleeful confidence of men who definitely, probably, might know what they’re talking about.

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