Manic Digression

Dakota & Pancake

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Your dose of what's on our minds. The scatterbrained men who brought you EMP Music, Tallywacker Tunes, and other cool stuff like empsucks.com now bring you Manic Digression. A podcast that proves just how hard it is for us to stay on topic and get anything done. Bear in mind, neither of us has a confirmed diagnosis of ADHD. So tune in... and tune out.

14h ago

"Beaver Fever"

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Howdy Partner! Don't be wonderin' over yonder without hearing a few friendly words from them good ole EMP fellers first. First off, beavers are dirty outdoor creatures. unless they're cared for by a responsible owner, expect a stink. a wet musky stinky stink. Always wash your beaver. Second, don't let other people, especially ones that wear neck ties, take care of your beaver. You can't trust them. They are always trying to make your beaver, their beaver. And nobody ever likes an enslaved beaver, well maybe. When a beaver tax comes knocking on your paycheck, ensure to build a proper dam. A God Damn. And say no f*****g god damn way to those neck tie wearing assholes.
Sep 24

Robert Pattinson Talks About His Deadly Illness

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Want to stop yourself from doom scrolling? Then limit yourself and cut off all hopes of having a life outside your workplace. Get ready to study kung flu at your local farmers market. Green Tea isnt the best thing for you unless you use a code. "MANIC" and 15% off from Aspire Energy. not the one in Ohio. Robert Pattinson discusses the Spanish Flu. And we tell you the real purpose of life. Skyentifically. And AI comes back to let you down.
Sep 20

Tom Holland, Ariana Grande, and Jay Leno on the Show!

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Code Name "MANIC" is alive and operational as shit. Use it to get 15% off your shit from prepstartsnow.com and oldglory.com. But anyways the real shit is in, the sweaty boyz at EMP discuss the hard truths of shit foods and people being weird. Sharks in the water and Dan Schneider liking feet. Tom Holland explains his weird scene. We tell it like it is cartoons and Jay Leno remembers his past.
Sep 13

The Benefits of Meth

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Back AGAIN!!! Them boys are taking a deep dive into their future goals, From buying RVs to chipping heroin. Baby mamas and government sponsored kiddie pron. Lobbying and someone giving you weed so they can suck your duck. What moral intricacies come into play and much more here today on Manic Digression!
Aug 21

3D Printed Food at Your Local Farmers Market?

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Do you support your local farmers? Well them boys at Entertainment Mafia Productions are bringing you the best and freshest produce 3D printed locally and exported right to your door! Skyscraper cemeteries and spray paint lettuce flavor are large and in charge and available in your area. So show up and support your community and ONLY eat locally 3D Printed products!!!
Jul 13

Project: Psyop

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Them suspicious boys at EMP observe and report on a 30 year old court case that brings some more of the CIA's evildoings to light. Dakota and Pancake watch a video which shows a man that was taken and brainwashed through psychological pain and torture into possessing multiple personalities as a child, the goal of Project: Monarch. The CIA's has been caught AGAIN messing with the children of the world to commit crimes. Through these many black projects, they have f****d up much shit but yet are held unaccountable. Running scot-free and intending to do it again and again without regard for anything wholesome or moral, these bastards are coming for you next.
Jul 10

MK Wonka

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Them boys at EMP are discovering Loompa Land is not what it seems. From Charlie having brand new clothes and fresh paint in the house, to Charlie opening a moon pie-like product instead of a Wonka Bar like you and I remember. Looney Tunes not being Toons anymore and and Fruit of the Loom taking away their cornucopia from us. The powers at be are changing stuff for unknown reasons and doing so to mess with our perceptions of reality, or something. So Stay tuned and stay alert.
Jun 29

NASA or Bust

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Those spacefaring boys at empsucks.com hammer out the details of manning #Mars, the importance of #fifa #worldcup2026 and ⁨@Astronautabby⁩ #nasa are just a bunch of really swell honest folks.

Your dose of what's on our minds. The scatterbrained men who brought you EMP Music, Tallywacker Tunes, and other cool stuff like empsucks.com now bring you Manic Digression. A podcast that proves just how hard it is for us to stay on topic and get anything done. Bear in mind, neither of us has a confirmed diagnosis of ADHD. So tune in... and tune out.

Creator

Dakota & Pancake
Years Active

2026
Episodes

15
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Dakota Stowe, Alex Stewart
Show Website

Manic Digression