No Good Options

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Welcome to the No Good Options… Podcast, where the choices are bad and the logic is questionable.Each episode, we dive into different “Would You Rather”, “If You Could” and “What If” scenarios. No scripts. No prep. Just three people talking our way through impossible situations.Some scenarios are ridiculous. Some are dark. Some are genuinely concerning. All of them make you think.

2d ago

Ep.6: Dessert, Dinky Legs and Buzzzz sized Dragon

Send your ‘what if’, ‘would you rather’ and ‘if you could’ scenarios for the chance for them (and maybe even you) to appear on future episodes In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Pete debate whether breakfast or dessert is the superior meal to eat in bed, try to work out whether impossibly long fingers would be worse than impossibly short legs, and decide if they'd rather own a dragon the size of a border collie or one large enough to fly across the country. Along the way, they discuss imaginary girlfriends, dragon tourism, heating your house with dragon fire, exploiting magical creatures for profit, and whether owning a dragon would make you a millionaire or just the world's most expensive pet owner. As always, the questions start off simple before quickly spiralling into increasingly ridiculous territory. Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.
Jul 8

Ep.5: Lucky, Loved and a Little in Front

Send your ‘what if’, ‘would you rather’ and ‘if you could’ scenarios for the chance for them (and maybe even you) to appear on future episodes In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Pete discuss whether they'd want to see exactly how much everyone likes them, imagine a world where every luck-based superstition suddenly becomes real, and debate whether it would be better to stop time or see two minutes into the future. Along the way, the conversation drifts into disastrous first dates, rabbit farming, magpies and the moral dilemma of time travel. As always, what starts as three simple hypothetical questions quickly descends into the usual overthinking, and unintended consequences. Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.
Jun 24

Ep.4: Gladiators, Grabbers and a Forgotten Time

Send your ‘what if’, ‘would you rather’ and ‘if you could’ scenarios for the chance for them (and maybe even you) to appear on future episodes In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Kara try to work out how many increasingly older people they could realistically defeat, debate what objects they would replace their hands with if given the choice, and consider whether perfect memory would actually be better than being able to forget anything at will. As always, the conversation quickly wanders into unexpected territory, covering everything from Robot Caesar, inhaling 1000 year old people, Hoover hands, Captain Hook, robot uprisings, dystopian futures and government conspiracies. Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.
Jun 10

Ep.3: Immortal, Squeaky and Perfectly Average

Send your ‘what if’, ‘would you rather’ and ‘if you could’ scenarios for the chance for them (and maybe even you) to appear on future episodes In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Kara discuss whether living forever would really be worth giving up laughter, debate the pros and cons of permanently sticky hands versus squeaky feet, and explore what skill they would choose if they could instantly become average at it. As always, the conversation quickly wanders into unexpected territory, covering everything from board games and brain surgery to politics, communication, cleaning, cancer research, and the future of humanity. Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.
Jun 10

Ep.2: Superman, Rhymes and a Gladiator Duck

Send your ‘what if’, ‘would you rather’ and ‘if you could’ scenarios for the chance for them (and maybe even you) to appear on future episodes In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and guest Kara discuss what they would do if they suddenly gained Superman's powers but knew anyone in the world could take them away at any moment. They also debate whether a world filled only with nursery rhymes would be better than a world with no music at all, before facing off against one of the internet's most enduring questions: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses? Along the way, a baby joins the team, the conversation drifts into pizza delivery, superheroes, nursery rhyme economics, giant eggs, pet ducks, and several deeply questionable survival strategies. Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.
Jun 10

Ep.1: Gods, Wasps and a Blue Whale

Send your ‘what if’, ‘would you rather’ and ‘if you could’ scenarios for the chance for them (and maybe even you) to appear on future episodes In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Kara debate which domain they'd choose if they were given the chance to become a god, try to work out the practical consequences of sneezing random animals into existence, and face a choice between a single-use superpower or the lifelong ability to summon a very loyal, and surprisingly controversial wasp. Along the way, they discuss power-hungry deities, cults disguised as religions, endangered-animal restaurants, exploding blue whales, aggressive sneeze-generated lions, shape-shifting dragons, super-intelligence, and whether a single wasp might secretly be the most powerful superpower of all. Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.

6 Episodes

Welcome to the No Good Options… Podcast, where the choices are bad and the logic is questionable.Each episode, we dive into different “Would You Rather”, “If You Could” and “What If” scenarios. No scripts. No prep. Just three people talking our way through impossible situations.Some scenarios are ridiculous. Some are dark. Some are genuinely concerning. All of them make you think.

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