Washed Up in DC

Colin Mullaney and Abigail Cavizo

Abigail Cavizo and Colin M. Mullaney are two "washed-up" reporters articulating a Gen-Z perspective, amplifying young voices, and advocating for free speech. Subscribe for incisive, weekly commentary on the latest news — delivered with scrappiness and the fear of God. We do not need to be divisive in order to be entertaining, engaging, and effective. Scapegoating and black-and-white thinking are a relic of the past. Join us as we explore the false binaries that benefit bad-faith actors — and expose the perverse incentives that drive societal conflicts. All opinions are our own.

  1. Sep 29

    A Pain in the Assembly

    The United Nations General Assembly was last week in New York City, where Washed Up's Colin Mullaney was dispatched to cover the day's events on the ground in NYC (i.e. from a Starbucks in Midtown). Donald Trump also returned to New York in his usual glory to deliver a "consequential" speech. Abigail Cavizo explains why Trump's threats of annihilation against Iran no longer hold much power, since we've heard this all before. Slightly more original... Trump is threatening Cuba with increased fervor, but this too is just a variation of a played-out theme. Israel Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, who is up for election in October 2026, was also at the UN and started his speech by calling practically the entire world "moral cowards"; there weren't many nations left in the room to hear his self-righteous speech, just like there isn't much left of Gaza after Israel's invasion — now recognized by most of the world as an ongoing genocide of the Palestinian population. If the reporting by Haaretz is to be believed, then Netanyahu was warned by the UAE President in advance of Oct. 7 about an imminent Hamas attack, (Netanyahu fully denies it); The New York Times has recently seconded Haaretz's reporting. President Xi Jinping came to DC last week after the UN Assembly, for a state visit and fancy dinner with the heads of AI companies and other Trump acolytes. They even visited the National Archives. Finally, Abigail describes a lawsuit against Cornell by a former female student identified as "Jane Doe" who alleges that she was assaulted, and gang raped by 7 Cornell Chi Phi fraternity members in 2024. The student reported this to Cornell three weeks later, and two of the seven were expelled, while the others were required to write essays. Now, the District Attorney is reopening the criminal investigation, and this has sparked many conversations about how campus and fraternity culture in the U.S .are extremely harmful to women, while young men are not held to a sufficient standard whatsoever. This episode was recorded on Sept. 27, 2026. All opinions are our own and do not reflect those of any institution or affiliation.

  2. Sep 15

    Born in a Post-9/11 World

    The 25th Anniversary of Sept. 11, 2001, was last Friday. On Washed Up, Colin Mullaney and Abigail Cavizo remember the nearly 3,000 innocent Americans who lost their lives on that fateful day, at the World Trade Centers in NYC, at the Pentagon in DC, and onboard the highjacked and crashed airplanes. No doubt it was a watershed moment in American history, and one that carries profound weight and emotion for every American old enough to remember it — and those like us, who were not yet born. It also brought sweeping policy changes regarding national security, data collection on citizens and noncitizens alike (the PATRIOT Act), and Middle Eastern Wars like Iraq and Afghanistan, which led to approximately 7,000 U.S. troop deaths. A memorial service last Friday in New York City brought together Vice President JD Vance, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY), Mayor Zohran Mamdani, Former President George Bush, and former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani. Families and survivors shared testimonials and read aloud the names of lost loved ones. The touching commemoration illuminated the importance of reflecting on loss in a public setting and giving voice to collective grief. On this show, we recall the first responders, the pandemonium as the buildings fell, the survivors who later contracted cancer from toxic exposure, the video and media footage of the day's events, those who were forced to ultimately jump from the upper floors out of desperation, and countless others. 9/11 has also been a prime source of conspiracy and remains so. Unanswered questions loom large. Similar to the death of Charlie Kirk, who was assassinated one year ago last Thursday, the shock and uncertainty of highly publicized tragedies often drive helpless members of the public to fill in the missing information with spurious or misguided claims (and blame). We remain committed to investigating and asking questions, but firmly rooted in following the facts. This episode was recorded on Sept. 13, 2026. All opinions are our own and do not reflect those of any institution or affiliation.

  3. Sep 1 ·  Bonus

    Meta Settles Mega Lawsuit

    In this episode of Washed Up, Colin Mullaney is joined by Lacey Ordakowski to discuss the approx. $17 billion settlement (paid out over 10 years) reached between Meta and 47 state attorneys general, plus the District of Columbia (shoutout DC). The states suing the company allege that Meta deliberately designed its platforms to be addictive to, in particular, children; Meta denies any such wrongdoing. Rather than continue to defend themselves through lengthy, expensive court proceedings and argue the case why social media is not addictive, or nor should companies be held responsible for the behavior of its users (including children), Meta instead agreed to pay an enormous sum to the coalition of states, who will in turn supposedly use the funds for mental health programs and digital literacy campaigns. We are of the opinion that Gen Z, who grew up on social media, does not need an expert or an official court decision to tell them that social media has addictive qualities and can contribute to harmful social comparison, depression and anxiety, and even death by suicide.Meta is also making several changes to its apps and interface; for users under 18, there will be stricter content moderation that requires parental permission to change, limits on app usage per day, silenced notifications between sleeping hours, no more cosmetic filters to alter facial features, and hiding like counts—among other changes. Of note: some of the above remains contingent upon competitor social media platforms like Tiktok or YouTube also being held to similar account. This episode was recorded on August 31, 2026. All opinions are our own and do not reflect those of any institution or affiliation.

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Abigail Cavizo and Colin M. Mullaney are two "washed-up" reporters articulating a Gen-Z perspective, amplifying young voices, and advocating for free speech. Subscribe for incisive, weekly commentary on the latest news — delivered with scrappiness and the fear of God. We do not need to be divisive in order to be entertaining, engaging, and effective. Scapegoating and black-and-white thinking are a relic of the past. Join us as we explore the false binaries that benefit bad-faith actors — and expose the perverse incentives that drive societal conflicts. All opinions are our own.