A box of Grape-Nuts showed up in Mike’s mailbox, and the guys put it to the test—deciding it tastes like “tiny rocks” and could use some serious help. Over a South Side cocktail, Erik, Mike, and Shaun gripe about political mailers, debate whether class reunions still matter when everyone’s on Facebook, and discover they all park in the same spots out of habit. They also compare notes on fantasy football injuries wreaking havoc on their lineups and save a new ramen topic for another day. Bullet Points - The South Side cocktail, its origins, and gin-based drinks - Weight loss, calorie counting, and nutrition labels - Political advertising, campaign mailers, and campaign spending - Class reunions and how social media has changed them - Trying Grape-Nuts cereal and discussing its taste and nutrition - Protein marketing and food myths - Comfort routines, such as favorite parking spots and places to sit - Streaming subscriptions, changing media companies, and reading glasses - Fantasy football injuries, guillotine leagues, and close matchups - Nostalgic convenience foods, including ramen and SpaghettiOs Timestamps **Welcome Back and Episode Banter (00:00:30)** The hosts welcome Shawn back, joke about his absence, and discuss their upcoming live event. **Drink of the Week: The South Side (00:03:44)** The hosts taste a gin cocktail, discuss its ingredients and origins, and compare it to a mojito. **Weight Loss and Oktoberfest (00:08:50)** Shawn shares his weight-loss progress, and the hosts talk about drinking and Oktoberfest steins. **Political Mailers and Campaign Ads (00:12:49)** The hosts complain about political advertising, its expense, and whether it influences voters. **Are Class Reunions Still Cool? (00:19:21)** They discuss social media’s impact on reunions, attendance, and reconnecting with classmates. **Trying Grape-Nuts Cereal (00:27:04)** The hosts sample Grape-Nuts, discuss its name and nutrition, and debate its taste and texture. **Protein Marketing and Nutrition Labels (00:34:01)** Shawn criticizes products that use protein claims as marketing, and the hosts discuss cereal, milk, and nutrition. **Ramen, SpaghettiOs, and Childhood Foods (00:39:37)** The hosts talk about upgrading ramen and share opinions on nostalgic, inexpensive canned foods. **Routines, Habits, and Favorite Spots (00:43:36)** They discuss routinely choosing the same parking spots, seats, and places, and decide that familiar habits are cool. **Animated Sound Clip and Media Merger (00:51:15)** A sound clip leads to a guessing game and discussion of the Warner Bros.–Paramount merger and streaming services. **Reading Glasses and Aging Eyes (00:56:25)** The hosts joke about needing reading glasses, discuss Lasik, and consider using AI to read things aloud. **Patreon Teaser: Drinking Myths (00:59:21)** Shawn previews a Patreon discussion about common drinking myths. **Fantasy Football Injuries and Guillotine Leagues (01:00:28)** The hosts compare fantasy football injuries and scoring heartbreaks, and Shawn explains a guillotine league. **Dad Joke and Episode Sign-Off (01:08:52)** Shawn shares an Invisible Man joke, and the hosts thank listeners, event attendees, and sponsors.