Obama is an out-of-touch elitist fatally lacking in the experience nessecary to lead this country and doesn't promise real change, but Sarah Failing is a smart, slice-of-life, experienced person who will bring real change to washinton.
Uhh....... No. Try again, spinmasters. I found these things called "facts", I think they are called, and they take issue with the above statement.
-Obama graduated with honors from Harvard Law. Sarah Palin went to 5 different colleges before graduating with a bachelor's in SPORTS REPORTING. Oh, and there's also the fact that when she's off the teleprompter, she can barely string two words together in a coherent fashion. Every morning her empty head is filled up with buzzwords and she distills them throughout the day- sometimes in a way that makes sense, but mostly not.
-Obama grew up in Hawaii, which the last time I checked was a STATE. So's alaska, but to claim one makes you scary and the other makes you real is just asinine. Drop that flogging point right now, conservatives. It doesn't make sense.
...but since when does that stop you?
-Obama grew up under a single mother living on food stamps a few times. He worked his way into Harvard and from there served as a constitutional law professor for 12 years. And he's elitist? Here, take this sock and stuff it in your mouth so I don't have to hear your inanities anymore. Please.
-Obama served as a community organizer (what a stupid thing hur dee hur hurr) and served as senator for 3 years. Sarah Palin served two years as governer of Armpit, USA. Qualified to be president? She isn't qualified to manage a hardware store.
-Obama is intellectually curious. When something happens, he educates himself on the position. Sarah Q. Moron, on the other hand, doesn't even read anything. Neither of them have the amount of experience of say, Joe Biden, but the difference is Obama actually works to learn. Palin just sits there and smiles and hopes no one can hear the air whistling as it rushes out of her head.
-Sarah Palin has:
kept the 300 million of taxpayer's money from the bridge to nowhere- something she at first supported.
Charged the state for 300 nights she spent in her own damn home.
Pressured a librarian to resign when she refused to ban the books Palin wanted banned.
Fired the police chief when he refused to fire her brother-in-law.
And she's the candidate of reform? Oh, please. 1) What are you smoking, and 2) where can I buy some?
Sarah The Dipshit is a really funny and sadistic joke. I still fully expect, this weekend, for McCain to go on national television and say "Hey, that Palin woman? Heh, I was just kidding. I really chose Joe Liebermann. Come on, you'd have to be a moron to think I'd honestly let such an idiot anywhere near the presidency. But I pulled one over you, america!"
And I'll laugh hysterically with relief and say "yeah, John, you sure got me. But man you had me worried."
If John McCain wins, I am leaving the country. Seriously. To be shanked for 8 years and then elect a guy who's just going to pick up the spoon again and keep on stabbing us in the back means that 51% of americans are total morons. I'll quote Christopher Hitchens. Hell, I'll paraphrase all the conservative icons who are ENDORSING OBAMA. George Will, Charles Krauthammer, Christopher Hitchens, Colin Powell, the list goes on and on.... "McCain should not be president". How does it feel to have your own leaders endorse the other guy and flat-out say that your candidate should, in no uncertain terms, be president? Yeah, I know you've stuck your head in the sand and are singing loudly over me right now so you can keep your happy illusions. But when Obama is elected, I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh...