Judge Bex

Fun Kids
Fun Kids

Do you have a dispute with your parents, friend, or sibling that you need settled in the court of Bex? She's decided to dust off her Law Degree (that’s a thing she has!) and bring the court room to you. Maybe your parents are withholding pocket money unfairly? Maybe your sibling is blaming you for losing their favourite toy? Maybe your best friend didn’t complete their dare properly? Bex and her team of ace attorneys review each case with a fine tooth-comb to deliver verdicts that are definitely legally binding. 

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  1. 3d ago

    A dog called Boysenberry and the Halloween sweet heist

    Judge Bex is angling for a seat on the Supreme Court, so she’s handing some of her caseload to two new judge apprentices: Connor and Lauren. On go the robes (satin black for Connor, hot pink with sparkles for Lauren), and they deliver their first ever verdicts. But first, a case from the other side of the world. Neve, in New Zealand, is taking Dad to court over her dream of a black Labrador, and she’s already picked out a name: Boysenberry. She’d walk it, take it to the beach and play with it, and she already helps out with next door’s dog. Dad has come with notes. He grew up with a dog and would love one, but Mum is more of a cat person, the family rents, and then there’s the small matter of mornings: Neve’s first words every day are “can I have five more minutes?” Neve rolls her eyes through most of it. Will Boysenberry be moving in…? Then it’s over to the apprentices. Ruby’s trick-or-treat bucket was full on Friday and half empty by Monday, and Dad says he was only checking the sweets were safe. Poppy’s grandad invents new rules whenever he’s losing at Snakes and Ladders, like snakes only counting on Tuesdays. And Harvey’s favourite hoodie keeps turning up in big sister Mia’s room, smelling of her perfume. Can Connor and Lauren judge like Judge Bex? And should they be asking for a pay rise…? Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    A dog called Boysenberry and the Halloween sweet heist

  2. Nov 2

    Mum’s phone and the hour-long loo break

    Lauren keeps vanishing to the loo, Connor wants to tour schools giving talks about balance, and there are two brand new cases for the court. Sisters Libby and Jessica are taking Mum to court because she’s always on her phone. Jessica loves role-play with her teddies and toy animals, and Mum is the only one who’ll do it with her, because Libby really, really doesn’t like role-play. So Mum says she’ll be up in a minute… and then never comes. When the girls go downstairs to find her, she’s messaging people. As Jessica puts it: what’s more important than your dearest children? Mum has a defence ready. Her phone is how she sorts out the girls’ activities, pays for things and does the shopping (although the girls point out that Dad does the food shop). And if they helped more around the house, she might have more time to play. For once in the court of Judge Bex, it’s the kids who want less screen time, not more. Will Mum be putting her phone down? Then Roman takes his dad, Jack, to court for spending up to an hour on the toilet. Dad only found out about the case the day before, and he reckons it’s 15 minutes, tops. Roman’s stepmum, listening from the corner of the room, says it’s more like 45. Dad is a pastry chef and says he’s scrolling recipes for new desserts. Roman thinks it’s TikToks, and he’d much rather Dad came out and played with his toys. He’s even brought evidence: half a toilet roll. Is the bathroom really Dad’s office…? Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Mum’s phone and the hour-long loo break

  3. Oct 26

    Halloween special: the trick-or-treat ban

    It’s the Judge Bex Halloween special! Connor and Lauren turn up dressed as Mario and Luigi, Judge Bex comes in costume as Connor, and there’s one big spooky case for the court. Nine-year-old Florence and her brother Max are taking Mum and Dad to court over a serious Halloween injustice: they have never, ever been allowed to go trick-or-treating. Most of the kids on their estate and their friends from school go out every year, while Florence and Max eat their dinner and watch everyone else go past the window. But Mum and Dad have a strong defence. Knocking on strangers’ doors and taking their sweets goes against everything they teach about stranger danger, it’s a bit greedy, and the family would rather save the fun for Bonfire Night a few days later. They go pumpkin picking and decorate pumpkins… and on Halloween night they switch the porch light off. Florence has a clever comeback, though. If the family can only celebrate one thing a week, what happens to her and Max’s birthdays? Will Judge Bex grant Florence and Max their first ever trick-or-treat, or is it lights off again this year? And is there any chocolate left in the judge’s famous bowl for two hungry plumbers? Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Halloween special: the trick-or-treat ban

  4. Oct 18

    Solo TV time and the gumball machine that got away

    Judge Bex gets caught listening to a rival science podcast, Connor claims to make up 75% of the Dream Team, and there are two brand new cases for the court. Nine-year-old Henry takes his mum to court because he isn’t allowed to watch TV on his own. If a parent leaves the sofa, even to go to the loo, the programme gets paused until they’re back. Henry thinks that’s unfair, and he’s even offering a compromise: TV on his own at weekends, and with someone else on weekdays. But Mum says Henry has left out some vital evidence. While she and Dad were having a weekend lie-in, he was caught watching Border Force… And Henry has a complaint of his own: Mum sings along to films far too much. Can Henry win back his solo telly time, or is it the pause button forever? Then Samuel takes his mum to court over a gumball machine. He spotted one in a shop after seeing one on Ryan’s World, and he’s brought his own colourful drawing of it as evidence. Mum said no. When he went back months later with his grandma and grandpa, somebody else had bought it, and now the shop has closed down too. But Mum has some evidence of her own. That same day Samuel had already been to see Horrible Histories, picked out some fun bath treats including a Minecraft TNT one, and gone out for sushi… More than a year later, does Samuel deserve his dream gumball machine? Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Solo TV time and the gumball machine that got away

  5. Oct 11

    The Pokémon present and the TV remote hog

    Judge Bex keeps knocking out Connor’s Pikachu, Connor has emailed the judge asking for a court date against his own co-host, and there are two brand new cases for the court. Jamie is calling in from Scotland to take his mum to court. While they were in Sports Direct buying school shoes, he spotted a £45 Pokémon game and wanted to buy it for his little brother with his own birthday money, so the two of them can battle together. Mum said no: it’s a big purchase, and Switch games are for birthdays and Christmas, not a random Tuesday. But Jamie has brought some evidence of his own… a pair of £200 sunglasses. Will Judge Bex let him spend his own money? Then Coralee takes her little sister Aurelia to court over the TV. Every night after school it’s Bluey or The Worst Witch, and Coralee only gets to watch her favourite show, Sam & Cat, about once a month. Aurelia says it has annoying canned laughter and the jokes don’t make sense, and even Mum and Dad aren’t fans… So who gets the remote? Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Pokémon present and the TV remote hog

  6. Oct 4

    The yogurt monster and all-day Roblox

    Judge Bex has to take notes for the first time ever, scribbled on the back of a Greggs bag, Connor goes missing and turns up somewhere very unexpected, and there are two brand new cases for the court. Duncan and Edie are calling in all the way from New Hampshire in America to take their dad to court. They say he’s a yogurt monster who sneaks downstairs in the middle of the night, fills a big bowl with yogurt and eats it in bed, so there’s none left for breakfast. But Dad has come prepared with a whole list of points. He says he hasn’t had enough time to get his case ready, that the alleged yogurt crimes happened in Lewisham so this court has no jurisdiction, and that nobody can prove it was even yogurt. And if he wins, he wants his bus fare and a coffee a day paid for out of their pocket money… Can the yogurt monster talk his way out of this one? Then Georgia takes her dad to court over screen time. She loves playing Roblox with her friends for a few hours a day, and if it were up to her she’d play all day. Dad wants everyone out in the garden, down the park and taking the dog for walks instead. But when Judge Bex asks whether Dad is on his phone much, Georgia’s answer is a very definite yes… for work, apparently. Lauren and Connor can’t agree on this one either. Whose side will the court take? Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The yogurt monster and all-day Roblox

  7. Sep 27

    The pet snake and a summer of homework

    Judge Bex has rescued a duck called Darcy who can’t swim, Connor makes it very clear how he feels about snakes, and there are two brand new cases for the court. Harris is taking his mum to court because she won’t let him have a pet snake. He’s learnt about snakes at Cubs, he’s picked out a corn snake, and he’s even worked out where a 65-centimetre tank would fit in his room. Mum isn’t a snake person, she thinks he should wait until he’s old enough to look after one on his own, and she’s only just found out what corn snakes eat… So does Harris get his snake? Then nine-year-old Frankie from London takes his mum Caroline to court. Frankie missed some school, so over the summer holidays Mum printed out a pile of extra maths, English and writing for him to catch up on. Frankie says the summer holidays are not for homework, and for once Lauren and Connor agree with each other. Then Judge Bex tests Caroline on one of Frankie’s fractions questions… Whose side will the court take? Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The pet snake and a summer of homework

  8. Sep 20

    Silly nicknames and the comfiest seat in the house

    Judge Bex is halfway through watching Coco with the telly on very loud, Connor has some worrying questions about turnips, and there are two brand new cases for the court. Zosha is nearly eight, and she feels so strongly about her case that she’s calling in from her holiday in Turkey. She’s taking Uncle Ben to court because he keeps calling her “Babies”. Uncle Ben says it’s a term of endearment, that she’ll always be a baby to him even when she’s a hundred, and that Zosha is very happy to hand out nicknames when it suits her. Zosha’s answer? She just ignores him. Can Judge Bex find a nickname everyone can live with? Then 13-year-old Nyla takes her sister Leah to court over the comfiest seat in the house: the corner of the sofa with the recliner. Nyla has a swollen, painful foot and needs to put it up. Leah is studying for exams and says she deserves somewhere comfy to relax. Nyla says Leah has been using exams as an excuse for about four years… Lauren says first come, first served. Connor says just buy more comfy chairs. So is it the foot or the exams? Whose side will Judge Bex take? Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Silly nicknames and the comfiest seat in the house
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Do you have a dispute with your parents, friend, or sibling that you need settled in the court of Bex? She's decided to dust off her Law Degree (that’s a thing she has!) and bring the court room to you. Maybe your parents are withholding pocket money unfairly? Maybe your sibling is blaming you for losing their favourite toy? Maybe your best friend didn’t complete their dare properly? Bex and her team of ace attorneys review each case with a fine tooth-comb to deliver verdicts that are definitely legally binding. 

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  • Channel
    Fun Kids
  • Creator
    Fun Kids
  • Years Active
    2011 - 2026
  • Episodes
    49
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Show Website
    Judge Bex
  • Provider
    Childrens Radio UK

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