Alohomora!: The Original Harry Potter Re-Read Alohomora!
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Alohomora! is the second-longest-running continuously released Harry Potter podcast and the original Harry Potter book club. Join us as we re-read the entire series, spin wild theories, and share content influenced by our love of Harry Potter.
Celebrating 10 years in 2022 with the publication of our first book, "The Unofficial Harry Potter Companion: Volume 1 Sorcerer's Stone"
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DH, 31 Revisit: Stupid but Not Stupid Stupid
On Episode 399 we discuss...
→ Spoiler alert, Fred dies
→ Everyone wonders why these kids are so brave
→ Puffs is still a great play
→ Lackluster Horcrux
→ From Bianca: "The common sense that God gave a goose"
→ What could have been: Charlie's triumphant return with Norberta -
COS, 3 Revisit: Watered Down Soda
On Episode 398 we discuss...
→ How the Weasleys don't care about Harry yet
→ Turquoise is an odd choice for a car
→ Lockhart is a "watered down soda"
→ We need to see the tax slips
→ So many holes in the plan
→ Ginny in the wild
→ Same day, different story -
PS/SS, 14 Revisit: Ring of Grime
On Episode 397 we discuss...
→ Hagrid's arrested development
→ Dragon eggs
→ The actor who plays the girl in Damsel
→ Held back students
→ What is stoat?
→ Ron impresses us, again
→ Subway Cloak
→ Dragons, Lions, and Bears -
GOF, 5 Revisit: Short & Snappy
On Episode 396 we discuss...
→ Molly and vehicular manslaughter
→ Grunge era, 90s' cool, Bill
→ Hermione, torn between amusement and anxiety
→ No one cares about Bertha
→ The complicated relationship between Molly, George, and Fred
→ A plea for Percy
→ Ginny is just awesome -
HBP, 19 Revisit: The Hospital Ring
On Episode 395 we discuss...
→ How the movie did it better
→ Elves who work in houses
→ Lavender needs to read the room
→ Geoff REALLY doesn't like Cormac McLaggen
→ Snape teaches in a way that makes people remember
→ Dumbledore is the puppet master of Hagrid
→ Fred and George are smart little bullies -
DH, 6 Revisit: Ron Is My Grandfather
On Episode 394 we discuss...
→ the maturity of the Trio
→ The longing tension between Harry and Ginny
→ 90s tropes
→ Everybody Loves Molly
→ "We're coming with you"
→ The number of towers at Hogwarts
→ The slimy goo inside of all of us
→ Death, Horcruxes, and the meaning of life
Customer Reviews
OK YALL LISTEN UP
This podcast… this podcast just hits different from the thousands of other HP podcasts. If you need a laugh and are a HP fan, we all do, gurl these wonderful Homo sapiens will lighten up your day. Listen or humanity will end (DUN- DUN - DUUNN)
Edit: I wrote this when I was a lot younger and I was trying to act funny... sorry for making your eyes bleed but i have a WHOLE new appreciation for the podcast. I auditioned and a year later they responded and i recorded an episode with them(!!!!!) (Episode 384) And now i have proof that they are wonderful homo sapiens indeed. If you think it's fun listening to an episode, imagine being on one. Still can't really process it, but absolutely recommend this podcast.
Love from Maddie (hufflemad)
I have an answer!!
So, this show is 🤩🤩🤩 amazing, and I have an answer for ep 1, Yertle the Turtle, there is a book that has the names of every kid that shows signs of magic, and then they send an owl when they are 10 or 11. (The question was: how do they know which kids to send to Hogwarts? Or something like that) IM A HUGE POTTERHEAD, BY THE WAY! ⚡️👦 Love this show!!!
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