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A Premodern Magic: The Gathering podcast from the Squee's House of Pizza crew. Tournament reports, deck deep dives, and honest takes on the format, for the people already brewing in it. 

Episodes

  1. Aug 26 ·  Video

    Episode 5: "Five Color Oath Ponza" - Vindicate Next to Meddling Mage

    Claire Ackerman's Oath Ponza is a five color deck now, and this is the episode where she explains how it got there. The four color build made top four at LobsterCon 2026, and rather than sleeve it up again she rebuilt it, taking a top eight at NE Summer Regionals with the new list. Neal and Chris ask how a Legacy control player ended up on a green mana denial deck, and more usefully, how the choices actually got made: Wednesday night calls with her friend Joe, a maybe board of thirty to forty cards nobody had considered, and a stated preference for playing something she has to apologize to her opponent for. The specifics: why four Meddling Mage next to four Sphere of Resistance took the bad matchups from four effective cards to twelve, why Gemstone Mine is worth the fail rate in a 29 land deck, and why a third Sylvan Library was impossible until Vindicate replaced Naturalize and freed the slots. She started at two Vindicate and is on the full four main now, which also took the Stone Rain effect count from eight to ten. Gloom got the leftover flexible slots and never came in all tournament, which turns out to be its own story. The matches carry the same thread, including Andy Voellmer's Landstill in Swiss and again in the regional top eight, mono black Pit Rack collapsing to a turn one Sphere, the Replenish semifinal against Brian Gulotta that ended at exactly lethal, and Smokestack as the next card in line for those open slots. Up top, the Duress Fest Kickstarter cleared its goal and is chasing a 125K stretch, which sets up the largest Premodern tournament run to date. Chapter timestamps 00:00:00 - Intro and Claire Ackerman on Oath Ponza 00:01:27 - Duress Fest funded and Claire's Premodern start 00:09:01 - How Meddling Mage got into the deck 00:21:42 - Gemstone Mine and accepting some fail rate 00:37:42 - Landstill and the Andy Voellmer match 00:54:55 - Replenish ends the LobsterCon run 01:06:30 - Vindicate over Naturalize frees Sylvan Library 01:17:50 - Voellmer rematch at NE Summer Regionals 01:27:42 - Smokestack and the untested short list References and links Claire Ackerman's five color Oath Ponza decklist: https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=88099&d=868425&f=PREM Send us Fan Mail: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2626886/fan_mail/new Send us Fan Mail Fact or Fiction is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.

    Episode 5: "Five Color Oath Ponza" - Vindicate Next to Meddling Mage

  2. Aug 12 ·  Video

    Episode 4: "Shoe City Showdown" - Elves Beats Replenish

    Ben Bauer won the Shoe City Showdown #4: Enchanted Summer with Elves, and the deck waiting for him in the finals was Replenish, the same matchup that ended his LobsterCon quarterfinal earlier this year. He goes through the full run with Neal, Chris, and Sam, from a round two loss to Red-Green Survival Madness to a finals rematch he did not expect to win. There is a fire alarm partway through the day. Anyone playing Elves, or building against it, gets the current thinking on the list straight from the pilot. Ben explains why Wall of Roots moved into the main deck, why he got off Recycle and Tangle Wire, and why he added Kamahl and Tribal Force Mage to get to six real mana dumps alongside Deranged Hermit. There is a long stretch on sideboarding against Engineered Plague, where he cuts Priest of Titania and Quirion Ranger and leans on Call of the Herd, Wirewood Symbiote, and walls, plus his case against Biorhythm and the swap from Tranquil Domain to Nantuko Vigilante. Neal goes through Rich Shay's Sligh list from the quarterfinals, including main deck Ensnaring Bridge and why Pyrostatic Pillar costs more than it gains. Chris talks through the top four, where a Survival of the Fittest ended it, and how Dominate has been earning its slot in his Psychatog sideboard. Sam covers his three Naya Terrageddon mirrors and the tapped Werebear that cost him top eight, Neal plays Goblins for the first time and comes away convinced by Goblin Ringleader, and the crew makes another push for the DuressFest Kickstarter. Chapter timestamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:45 - Shoe City champion Ben Bauer 00:01:22 - Zoo Crew, Elves, and Cradle Control 00:11:55 - LobsterCon top eight and deck changes since 00:23:37 - Sideboarding around Engineered Plague 00:27:02 - Shoe City alters and Zoo Crew culture 00:33:15 - Round by round and the fire alarm 00:43:00 - Top eight through the Replenish finals 01:08:25 - Crew reports, Goblins, and DuressFest References and links Shoe City Showdown #4 Decklists: https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=89047&f=PREM Neal’s Substack Tournament Report: https://thesack1.substack.com/p/shoe-city-showdown-4-tournament-report13th Chris's Tournament Report: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hIfCsRp62RpBrNryFKmYZkeeGjKytQ3JpxfWxqZsBcE/edit?usp=sharing DuressFest Kickstarter: https://duressfest.com Send us Fan Mail: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2626886/fan_mail/new Send us Fan Mail Fact or Fiction is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.

    Episode 4: "Shoe City Showdown" - Elves Beats Replenish

  3. Jul 30

    Episode 3: "House of Champions" - Sligh Takes Sacred Torch Showdown 2026

    Neal Sacks won the 2026 Sacred Torch Showdown in New York on a Sligh list built almost entirely to beat Dreadnought, and this episode is the full accounting of how that deck came together and how the tournament went. Twelve of the fifteen sideboard slots went to one matchup: four Mogg Salvage, four Overload, and four Red Elemental Blast, which forced the maindeck to answer everything else on its own. That meant four Wasteland, no Ball Lightning, three Volcanic Hammer, Goblin Patrol over Goblin Cadet, and cutting Price of Progress entirely for anti-synergy with the Wastelands. Neal goes round by round through the Swiss and the top eight, including the three or four mistakes he admits to and did not get punished for. Chris Roy takes down the ELD monthly on Psychatog one week after bubbling ninth at a regional, as part of the crew's first triple top four. Sam White makes his first appearance on the show to talk about his 195-page Naya Terrageddon primer, why he thinks Enlightened Tutor is the biggest trap card in the format, and qualifying for the Regional Championship out of a 343-player MTGO Super Qualifier. Shane Echevarria from the Duress Crew comes on to lay out the DuressFest Kickstarter, the tiers, the crew map add-on, and what happens if it does not fund. There is also a long argument about play or draw in the Sligh mirror, and a tangent on the most disappointing video games any of them ever bought. Chapter timestamps 00:00:16 - Neal takes down Sacred Torch 00:04:41 - Shane on the DuressFest Kickstarter 00:17:17 - Chris wins ELD, crew triple top four 00:25:42 - Sam White's Terrageddon primer 00:34:52 - Most disappointing video games ever bought 01:07:48 - Building Sligh to beat Dreadnought 01:45:07 - Growtog finals and the last turn References and links DuressFest Kickstarter - duressfest.com Sacred Torch Showdown decklists - https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=88865&f=PREM Chris Roy's July ELD tournament report - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-ofUBTLNysBKdZTGlmlk-ClwJbSw9PkIBhSCTxaSfxg/edit?usp=sharing Neal's Sacred Torch tournament report - thesack1.substack.com Send us Fan Mail Fact or Fiction is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.

    Episode 3: "House of Champions" - Sligh Takes Sacred Torch Showdown 2026

  4. Jul 18

    Episode 2: "Summer Regional" - Bubbled at Both Cuts

    Neal Sacks and Chris Roy recap a New England summer regional, one of the bigger events on the local calendar, run by Duress Crew and drawing a crowd that included players up from New York. It is a full tournament report aimed at anyone following the Northeast Premodern scene or curious how the paper metagame is pulling away from what Magic Online looks like. The headline is Chris going 5-0-2 with Psychatog and missing top eight in ninth on tiebreakers, undefeated and out. Before the event the two talk through how they read the field, landing on Terrageddon, Oath Ponza, and Replenish as the decks to beat. Neal took Replenish to a 4-3 in his first paper tournament with the deck, including a game where an opponent's Meddling Mage named the wrong card and it happened to be Fact or Fiction. Chris goes round by round through the Psychatog run: a fast Sligh race against Hodge, an Aluren opponent flipping Form of the Dragon off Academy Rector, and the concession from Jason Grigley in the last round that set up the ninth-place bubble. They finish with the regional top eight, Landstill taking down the event, Stasis and HFeb over-performing, Goblins doing what Goblins does, and a Fact or Fiction verdict on Claire Ackerman's Gloom-and-Vindicate Oath Ponza. Also in here: the charity raffle mystery pizza box and its Onslaught packs, a run of Melee signup headaches, and a case of pre-tournament poison ivy. Chapters 00:00:16 - Reading the field and picking decks 00:10:16 - Tournament prep and signup woes 00:16:16 - The mystery pizza box 00:20:16 - Neal's 4-3 on Replenish 00:28:35 - Chris's 5-0-2 Psychatog run 01:01:16 - Ninth on the bubble, undefeated 01:08:02 - Top 8 and metagame breakdown 01:13:25 - Fact or Fiction: Claire's Oath Ponza  Send us Fan Mail Fact or Fiction is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.

    Episode 2: "Summer Regional" - Bubbled at Both Cuts

  5. Jul 1

    Episode 1: "Pilot" - Meet the Crew

    The first episode of Fact or Fiction is all introductions. Neal Sacks and Chris Roy lay out who the Squee's House of Pizza crew is, how a group of friends playing Premodern turned into a registered crew, and where the name came from. If you've seen S.H.O.P. near the top of the Crew Clash League standings and wondered who these people actually are, this is the background before the deck talk starts in later episodes. Chris walks through the founding members and how the crew came together, then gets into the name origin: Granite Goblins was the early idea, then Squee's House of Pizza won out, tying together Squee, Goblin Nabob, the New England "House of Pizza" convention, and Squee's cameo on the original Fact or Fiction art. The back half is a roster rundown of who plays what across the crew: Replenish, Stiflenought, Terrageddon, Psychatog, Sligh, Oath Ponza, Stasis, and a red-green Fires-nostalgia Survival build. Along the way there's the mystery pizza box charity raffle, how the Crew Clash League got started, and why the group decided to make a podcast in the first place. Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:16 Welcome to Episode One 01:16 How the Crew Came Together 02:16 Getting Pulled Into Premodern 06:16 Forming a Crew and the CCL 19:16 From Granite Goblins to Squee's House 25:16 Roster and Deck Specialists 40:16 Why Start a Podcast 45:16 Where the Show Name Comes From References and links: Crew members mentioned: Neal Sacks (host), Chris Roy (host), Brian Siu, JP Phelan, Sam White, Carlos Pearman, Andreas Damaskos, William Damaskos, Scott Wassmer Send us Fan Mail Fact or Fiction is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.

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A Premodern Magic: The Gathering podcast from the Squee's House of Pizza crew. Tournament reports, deck deep dives, and honest takes on the format, for the people already brewing in it. 

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  • Creator
    Squee's House of Pizza
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © 2026 Squee's House of Pizza
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