I'd Watch That

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The film industry had its chance. Now Geoff and Rick are fixing it. Welcome to “I’d Watch That!” Guided by the audience and a random roll of the dice, Rick and Geoff create movie magic in real time. All you have to do is listen, enjoy, and ask yourself if I'd Watch That?

  1. 21h ago

    Episode 15: Two Pens, No Ink

    Welcome back to another episode of I'd Watch That. This week the guys are given a doozy of genre, another impossible title, and have to fit in random celebrities to make a movie you'd watch! Title: Two Pens, No Ink Genre: Teen Drama Starring: Guy Pearce · Matt Damon · Emily Deschanel Some stories take a lifetime to write. Bella is a teenager just trying to find her place. At school, with her friends, and at home with her two dads that adopted her (Matt Damon and Guy Pearce). But when she discovers her dads can't conceive naturally and are desperate for another child, Bella's world is turned upside down. Suddenly navigating family drama, a school big sister scheme she never signed up for, and more teen angst than she can handle, Bella finds herself running, searching for answers she doesn't yet know how to ask for. Let us know if you'd Watch That at idwatchthis@gmail.com or on our social media Facebook Instagram

  2. Oct 1

    Episode 14: FOX OF ILLUSION

    FOX OF ILLUSION: A Disaster ComedyStarring: Jenna Ortega · Hilary Duff · Mackenzie Crook · Sting (all playing themselves) With Ian McShane as The Captain and Naomi Watts as First Mate. When Sting books the luxury cruise ship Fox of Illusion for an exclusive concert at sea, it should be the voyage of a lifetime. But somewhere below deck, someone has very different plans.Hilary Duff, former pop star, lifelong grudge-holder, has secretly stowed away aboard the vessel with one mission: make sure the show never goes on. She's sabotaged the lifeboats, she's tampered with the navigation, and she's doing it all with a smile. As the ship sails blind through a wall of thick fog toward hidden rocks, it falls to the no-nonsense Captain (Ian McShane) and his beleaguered first mate (Naomi Watts) to keep order among an increasingly panicked celebrity passenger list. Meanwhile, Jenna Ortega is making everyone's lives considerably worse, treating the unfolding catastrophe as a personal inconvenience and the crew as her own staff. Mackenzie Crook is already off the ship. Refused entry at the gangway and absolutely furious about it and Sting… well, Sting is still trying to finish the set. Part Titanic, part Scooby-Doo, entirely unhinged. Fox of Illusion is the disaster movie nobody asked for and everyone deserves. Let us know if You Would Watch That?

  3. Sep 24

    Episode 13: Go Small and Go Home

    GENRE: Cat and Mouse CAST: Billie Piper, Christian Serratos, Jon Bernthal, Jeremy Irons, Bill Murray Some jobs are too small to notice. Some mistakes are too big to survive. Go Small and Go Home Jolene (Billie Piper) and Beth (Christian Serratos) had one simple rule: don't get greedy. Two sharp, streetwise women with nothing to lose and everything to gain, they devised the perfect plan. Hit five safety deposit boxes in one quietly mafia-owned bank, pocket enough to disappear forever, and never look back. No fuss. No headlines. No bodies. Go small, and go home. But buried among the cash and jewels was something they weren't supposed to find. A document. A secret. The kind that makes powerful men very, very nervous  and very, very dangerous. Now, two rival crime families, the imperiously composed Sid (Jeremy Irons) and the deceptively affable Mr. Kakishaki (Bill Murray)  have set aside their long-running war for one unified purpose: getting it back. And they've dispatched the one man who always gets the job done. Detective Somersby (Jon Bernthal) isn't a cop. He isn't exactly CIA either; though he carries a badge that says otherwise. He's a fixer. A ghost. A man who leaves no witnesses, no loose ends, and no forwarding address. He moves through towns like a slow-burning fuse, calm as Sunday morning right up until the moment everything explodes. Every diner owner, every motel clerk, every gas station attendant who so much as glances in the wrong direction… won't be glancing at anything ever again. Jolene and Beth don't know who he is. They don't know what they have. And they are running out of road. Pursued across faded motels, abandoned buildings, and blood-soaked backroads, with two crime families closing in from one side and a relentless, dead-eyed phantom on the other, the pair must figure out not just how to survive, but why everyone is so desperate to stop them. Because some secrets are worth more than money. And some men can't be bargained with, can't be charmed, and absolutely cannot be stopped.

  4. Sep 17

    Episode 12: Scamper to Safety

    Welcome back to the prime time movie show where anything is possible, as long as you think long enough. This week the guys have all the ingredients to make a great film, but do they have imagination to build it? Scamper to Safety  Genre: Fantasy Starring: Amy Poehler · Tommy Lee Jones Deep beneath the enchanted realm of Jammerbob, the Womagobs have lived in secret for centuries. Small, magical, cute, furry and hidden from the world above. When young Emily Womagob (voiced by Amy Poehler) discovers her mother is gravely ill, she sets out on a desperate quest to find the rare healing ingredients that could save her life. But Emily was never meant to stray far from home, and the world beyond Jammerbob holds dangers no Womagob has ever faced. Captured mid-journey by a cunning and ruthless showman (Tommy Lee Jones), a failed man who found power by dragging magical creatures into the real world for profit, Emily is hauled through a portal and into the fog-drenched streets of 1920s London, where she becomes the star attraction of his travelling circus of mythical creatures. Lost in a world that was never meant to know she exists, Emily must find her courage, outsmart her captor, and find a way back to Jammerbob before her mother runs out of time. Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is scamper. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share, but most importantly, would you watch that? idwatchthis@gmail.com ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram

  5. Sep 10

    Episode 11: Where Giants Whisper

    Welcome back to the prime time movie show where anything is possible, as long as you think long enough. This week the guys have all the ingredients to make a great film, but do they have imagination to build it? Would you watch this? Where Giants Whisper  Genre: Drama Starring: Idris Elba · Martin Freeman · Naomi Harris · Evan Rachel Wood In the glass towers of London, power is never spoken aloud, it is whispered. Two corporate empires. Two families bound by ambition, secrets, and a rivalry that runs deeper than business. When Idris Elba and Naomi Harris find their dominance threatened by the calculated rise of Martin Freeman and Evan Rachel Wood, loyalties begin to fracture and alliances are forged in the shadows. But when a forbidden affair ignites between two people on opposite sides of the war, the fallout could detonate everything, and the most devastating betrayal won't come from an enemy. It will come from within. "Where Giants Whisper"  Because the most powerful people in the room never need to raise their voice. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share, but most importantly, would you watch that? idwatchthis@gmail.com ⁠Facebook⁠ ⁠Instagram

  6. Sep 3

    Episode 10: Dogs Can't Speak Words

    In this episode Rick and Geoff make the most of a difficult situation, making an adventure movie using the title "Dogs Can't Speak Words with no fewer than SIX cast members. Listen to find out how the boys made it work and tell them if you'd watch that! Dogs Can't Speak Words "Some legends are worth digging up." Genre: Adventure / Family Comedy Cast: Zendaya, Boyd Holbrook, Keanu Reeves, Salma Hayek, Michael Keaton, Olivier Richters When an ancient Tibetan legend speaks of treasure buried by generations of loyal dogs, most dismiss it as folklore. But for Zendaya and her boyfriend Chad (Boyd Holbrook), it's the adventure of a lifetime, until they vanish into the mountains without a trace. Enter Geoff Hayek (Keanu Reeves), a mild-mannered academic who'd rather teach history than live it, and his wife Tiana Reeves (Salma Hayek), a successful adventure novelist whose stories are far more real than anyone suspects. When they receive a cryptic postcard from their daughter Sarah (Zendaya) alongside a photo of her with Chad, the son of notorious treasure hunter Shane Derrickson (Michael Keaton), they realize she's in grave danger. Racing against time, Geoff and Tiana journey to Tibet during the annual Dog Festival, where locals still celebrate the legendary canines. Following clues that lead them through bustling markets, treacherous mountain paths, and encounters with eccentric villagers, they discover that Sarah is being shadowed by Derrickson's towering henchman Dwayne (Olivier Richters), a seven-foot two giant whose attempts at stealth are hilariously unsuccessful. As Salma's hidden skills as an adventurer are revealed (much to Geoff's bewilderment), the couple discovers that the legend is real: generations of dogs have been trained to bury treasure in a hidden cavern, accessible only through a quicksand entrance that's claimed many seekers. Inside, they find Sarah (Zendaya) and Chad trapped in a glittering cave filled with gems, gold, and an unfortunate amount of canine waste guarded by dozens of devoted dogs still fulfilling their ancient duty. But Derrickson won't let a little sparkly dog mess stand between him and fortune. In a climactic showdown filled with backflips, roundhouse kicks, bumbling henchmen, and one very unexpected hero moment from Geoff, the family must outwit the villain and decide the treasure's true fate, all while the loyal dogs watch with tilted heads and wagging tails. Don't forget to follow the socials and give your film ideas, or email us your thoughts: idwatchthis@gmail.com Instagram Facebook

  7. Aug 27

    Episode 9: Two Live, One Goodbye

    Genre: Post-Apocalyptic Drama Lead Actor: Elizabeth Debicki In a world stripped bare by environmental collapse, a woman and her daughter survive alone until roving gangs tear through her makeshift homestead and kidnap her young daughter, Chloe. Shot and left bleeding, Mama cauterises her own wound and loses a precious day. But she will not stop. She cannot stop. What follows is a brutal arithmetic of survival. In this wasteland, time is the only currency that matters, and Mama will pay any price. Three weeks of hard labour buys a name. A month of back-breaking work earns a direction. Two years tending fields purchases the whisper of a yellow neckerchief seen heading east. Every lead, every scrap of hope, every moment of safety must be bought with the one thing she can never reclaim: time. She bargains away weeks. Then months. Then years. Each transaction pulls her closer to Chloe's trail, but further from the mother Chloe once knew. Mama's hands grow calloused. Her hair turns gray. Her body bears the scars of a thousand compromises. Some people offer fair trades. Others exploit her desperation. One nearly sells her into captivity. But she survives. She endures. She pays. The cruel irony gnaws at her with every passing season: the closer she gets to finding her daughter, the more of herself she loses along the way. How much time can you trade before you become unrecognizable? How many years can you sacrifice before the person you're searching for has grown into someone you've never met? And when Mama finally reaches the end of her search, when the last payment comes due, she must face the ultimate question: Was every day, every month, every year worth it? Two Lives, One Goodbye is a devastating meditation on the weight of impossible choices, the cost of unconditional love, and the transactions we make when time is all we have left to give. A film about sacrifice measured in sunsets. About devotion paid in decades. About a mother who spent a lifetime buying her way back to a single moment, and the heart-breaking price of finally arriving. Enjoy this Oscar-bait-worthy episode and don't forget to subscribe to the show and our social media, but most importantly, would you watch that? idwatchthis@gmail.com ⁠Facebook⁠ ⁠Instagram

  8. Aug 20

    Episode 8: Iron Vengeance

    Iron Vengeance Genre: Action Cast: Robert De Niro, Austin Butler When the earth swallows his brother alive, Max Iron will dig through hell itself for vengeance. Max Iron is just another miner scraping by in a forgotten Appalachian mining town until corporate greed and ignored safety regulations cause a catastrophic collapse that kills his brother and twenty other men. Promised compensation never comes. The mine owner, ruthless mobster Tony Fanopoli (Robert De Niro), offers Max a devil's bargain: join his operation, and his brother's family gets fifty grand. What Fanopoli doesn't know is that Max (Austin Butler) is no ordinary miner. A former Navy SEAL with lethal hand-to-hand combat skills, Max accepts the deal, but not for the money. Armed with an iron knuckle duster forged from the very mine that killed his brother, Max infiltrates Fanopoli's criminal empire, uncovering a vast underground network of drug smuggling and money laundering that spans state lines. Betrayal runs deeper than any mine shaft. When Max discovers that his own brother was complicit in the operation and that Fanopoli's promises were lies he unleashes a one-man war of explosive vengeance. But the real puppet master may be closer to home than he ever imagined. In a world built on lies and buried secrets, only one thing is certain: Iron Vengeance cannot be stopped. Featuring explosive action sequences, martial arts mayhem, and a kill count that would make Rambo proud, Iron Vengeance is the ultimate 80s-style action thriller with franchise potential stretching from coast to coast. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share, but most importantly, would you watch that? idwatchthis@gmail.com Facebook Instagram

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The film industry had its chance. Now Geoff and Rick are fixing it. Welcome to “I’d Watch That!” Guided by the audience and a random roll of the dice, Rick and Geoff create movie magic in real time. All you have to do is listen, enjoy, and ask yourself if I'd Watch That?

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    BIG Words Media
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    16
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