Usama and Dylan Save Your Life

Usama and Dylan Save Your Life
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Comedians Usama Siddiquee (@usamastandsup) and Dylan Palladino (@dylanjpalladino) make your life better. Send in advice questions and hinge profiles to wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com

  1. 4h ago

    Drag Shows, Repo-ing Cars, and Whole Foods vs. Trader Joe's - Episode #18

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about why every straight guy should go to a drag show once, what age you’re too old for the club, and whether Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s has hotter shoppers. Plus Usama explains how he repo’d cars in college, and the guys give advice to listeners about feeling lonely even when your family loves you, how to tell a friend she’s codependent on men, and how to make friends in the UK without being fetishized. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup

  2. Oct 19

    Dylan Used to Eat Eggshells 🤢 - Episode #17

    Today the boys talk about Usama’s new socks, how his mom is an Adam Sandler character, Shane Gillis’s SNL monologue, and why flying in America is the French Revolution waiting to happen. Plus the guys take a call from Baltimore defending American breakfast, answer a listener’s question about why men are either looking for a wife or a hookup, and get a follow-up from the girl with the 20-minute voicemail. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup

  3. Oct 12

    White Girl Bathrooms Are Amazing - Episode #16

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about Usama's new favorite Youtube comment, how horrible unfunny couples are, Dylan's birthday trip to Guatemala, and a heartfelt defense of white women. Plus the guys review Tslil's Hinge profile and discuss some bts friend drama that happened right before recording. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup

  4. Oct 6

    Ozempic, American Breakfast, and Spotting Gay Bfs - Episode #15

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about Ozempic and peptides, debate whether American breakfast was created by a drunk guy, and help a listener figure out if she keeps dating gay men. Plus Usama opens up about his journey from self-loathing to confidence and the guys discuss how they don't let money come between them. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or  📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsupASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or  📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

  5. Sep 28

    Men Love Recessed Lighting - Ep. #14

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about their love for recessed lighting, Dylan’s 21 year old roommate, and Usama’s mom bullying his friend. Plus they give advice on how to deal with ungrateful parents and what to do when a friend expresses their love for you but their in a relationship. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or  📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

  6. Sep 22

    Missionary Is The Best - Ep. #13

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about the best ice cream flavors, girls not knowing about growers, why Usama never wears hats, and Voldemort for Republicans. Plus the guys give advice about a partner who is phoning it in at home and discuss a strange advice poem sent in.  ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or  📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

  7. Sep 14

    White Parents vs. Brown Parents - Ep. #12

    Today Usama and Dylan talk why you should always shower alone, the worst customs agents to get, the top 3 most beautiful Indian names, and viral TikTok dessert places. Plus the guys give advice about how to deal with parents pushing marriage and how many dogs is too many dogs.  ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or  📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

  8. Sep 8

    In defense of the smirk emoji 😏 - Ep. #11

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about the YouTube comments regarding our socks, why coffee dates are elite, Usama's defense of the smirk emoji (😏), and how men need more whimsy in their texting. Plus the guys help a listener who doesn't feel seen by their husband and give advice to a guy who is a little below average. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or  📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

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Comedians Usama Siddiquee (@usamastandsup) and Dylan Palladino (@dylanjpalladino) make your life better. Send in advice questions and hinge profiles to wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com

Information

  • Creator
    Usama and Dylan Save Your Life
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    18
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Usama and Dylan Save Your Life
  • Show Website
    Usama and Dylan Save Your Life

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