Usama and Dylan Save Your Life

Usama and Dylan Save Your Life
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Comedians Usama Siddiquee (@usamastandsup) and Dylan Palladino (@dylanjpalladino) make your life better. Send in advice questions and hinge profiles to wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com

Episodes

  1. Aug 10

    Agamemnon Aura in 4D - Ep. #9

    This week, we talk people watching The Odyssey in 4D, why every guy wants to be Agamemnon, and a series of listener questions that get progressively more complicated. We discuss when you’re allowed to ask for a hug after a fight, how to stop being a b*tch without losing your integrity, and why sometimes the best advice to get out of something is to lie. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or  📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

    Agamemnon Aura in 4D - Ep. #9

  2. Aug 3

    A Stud Stole Usama's GF - Ep. #8

    Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! Today they discuss when Usama's gf was stolen from him, how to force your toddler to become a pro soccer player, and the best ways to spot an authentic Chinese restaurant in NYC. Plus they have a follow up on listener Alicia’s hinge profile and read the craziest advice they’ve ever gotten. We hope we help your silly little life!  ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or  📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

  3. Jul 28

    All Girls Have IBS & Confronting a Cheating Stepdad - Ep. #7

    Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life. Today a listener follows up about confronting her cheating stepdad, Dylan makes his nephew cry, and Usama tells the story of yelling at his ex's cousin as a joke that bombed. Plus we also talk about laughing at patients in the ER out of awkwardness, a listener figuring out how to deal with seeing estranged family at a wedding, and discover that 2/3 of people with IBS are women. As always, we are not qualified for any of this. We hope we help your silly little life. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧 Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

  4. Jul 21

    Cucked by Erling Haaland & Breaking A Chipotle Addiction - Ep. #6

    What's up everyone, welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The advice show that makes your silly little life better. Today Usama and Dylan are talking Erling Haaland's recent taxidermy Raccoon purchase, ending a chipotle addiction, Usama's obsession with Suga Momma from the proud family, and how to make hooking up with a girl Halal. Plus we go over listener Alicia's hinge! Send advice/screenshots of your hinge profiles to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com or text/call: 347-566-9741

  5. Jul 14

    Usama Dated Dylan's Dad - Ep. #5

    Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sweet sad little life. Today the boys are in their new studio (Dylan's apartment) and they're talking about how to not snooze your alarm, what to do if you can't afford your British lawyer exam, how to pronounce French words correctly, and Usama's breakfast IHOP date with Dylan's dad. Plus they go over listener Breana's hinge and help a listener deal with their cheating step father. Remember to send your advice questions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

  6. Jul 7

    How to make new friends as an immigrant - Ep. #4

    Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sad little life. Today we are talking bout The Pitt season 2, Leonardo DiCaprio's dating lore, how to make friends when emigrating from India, and what to do as a single mom when your kid leaves the house. Send submissions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

  7. Jul 1

    The Greek Hot Guy - Ep. #3

    What's up everyone. Today we finish Lydia's hinge, talk about how you'll never be The Greek Hot Guy in Mykonos, and help a listener with a question about traditional gender roles in long distance dating. Send your submissions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com

  8. Jun 16

    You Like My Shorts? - Ep. #2

    Usama and Dylan reminisce about their trip to Saudi Arabia, help a listener with some dating advice, and improve a hinge profile. Email advice questions and screen grabs of your hinge profile to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com

  9. Jun 16

    Episode #1

    Comedians Usama Siddiquee and Dylan Palladino are best boys who want to save your life!!!Goofy stories, life advice, and dating profile critiques. It's fun af, come through.Will be weekly once we get everything up and running, love y'all!

    Episode #1
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Comedians Usama Siddiquee (@usamastandsup) and Dylan Palladino (@dylanjpalladino) make your life better. Send in advice questions and hinge profiles to wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com

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  • Creator
    Usama and Dylan Save Your Life
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Usama and Dylan Save Your Life
  • Show Website
    Usama and Dylan Save Your Life