The Bryden Proctor Show

Bryden Proctor

The Bryden Proctor Show is a podcast about loving yourself and hating life. Hosted by comedian Bryden Proctor. Take a moment each week to learn more about our ever worsening shared situation.

  1. 5d ago

    Bathroom Candy

    Bathroom Candy is the fourteenth episode (and Halloween Special) of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden breaks down the mystery of an empty candy wrapper discovered in a workplace bathroom stall, why nobody trick-or-treats anymore, and the dark truth about holiday drunk driving. Then, it's Baltimore County's finest: the mysterious man living in the sewer disturbing children. Then, the interview: Combat Night flyweight Dwjuan "Dynamite" White drops by on the heels of his viral slam knockout of Tyler Sample in Kissimmee. Dwjuan discusses winning a fight without throwing a single punch, cutting 20 pounds, training while working as a roofer with his dad, his French bulldog mascot Titus, and whether he'd fight Michael Myers or an invisible man. Also: "Tan Mom" Patricia Krentcil claims she was harassed by racist ICE agents, a corrupt cop tries to steal a dead man's house through a fake contracting lien, and Bryden threatens to crash out in his costume. Follow Dwjuan White: https://www.instagram.com/dwjuan_1 --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm?si=follow Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Follow the Show: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod X: https://x.com/brydenpod. Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

    Bathroom Candy

  2. Oct 21

    Is It Cake?

    Is it Cake? is the thirteenth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden recounts a lactose-fueled Blaze Pizza relapse, clarifies that he will never have co-hosts, and reacts to the battle of East Austin: a white couple builds a $1.5M modern box across from Huston-Tillotson University, complains about street parking, and gets treated to an around-the-clock neighborhood cookout protest. Then, a Baltimore County paramedic is sentenced to 25 years for tampering with his coworkers' food for an online audience, Donald Trump's roster of uncanny hires gets evaluated, and the crew debuts a new game: The Lineup, featuring an imprisoned European mayor running on AI deepfakes, an American Idol pastor whose AI serenade to his mistress was played in court, a community college shoe-camera auto technician, and the 32-year-old internet forum kingpin who sells poison and finally had his first kiss. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm?si=follow Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Follow the Show: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod X: https://x.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

    Is It Cake?

  3. Oct 14

    All Guyz on Me

    All Guyz on Me is the twelfth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden reflects on the "gypsy curse" that followed Alivia Bierley into her Contender Series debut against Summer Onley, why Dana White's decision was pure robbery, and how he plans to replace every friend in his life with an active UFC fighter. Then it's the Florida woman arrested for in-flight "self-care" on American Airlines, why Frontier is the Popeyes chicken of the skies, and a childhood spent filming bad local pizza commercials. Also: a Milwaukee substitute teacher goes rogue for three periods of unhinged crowd work, Koshka's theory on Tupac and the 90s rap love triangle, and the UK authorities' latest accusations against the Tate brothers. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm?si=follow Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Follow the Show: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod X (for a limited time?): https://x.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

    All Guyz on Me

  4. Oct 4

    Medieval Times

    Medieval Times is the eleventh episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden addresses the friendship deficit, caps everyone's Christmas presents, and reacts to Rick Ross's latest arrest—where the heavy marinara rigatoni order is the real scandal. Then, the main event: the Cornell fraternity story that’s captivating America. Seven bros, one girl, and a lawsuit. A hard line, an ill-advised Snapchat blast, and a chaotic night where a polite handshake ends with Letitia James appointed as special prosecutor. It's all here: the late-night McDonald's run, the crowd of spectators and their unsolicited compliments, and the Title IX investigation that interviewed fifty people about seven guys.Also: Koshka’s theory of the case, and why being messy in college should not require an act of Congress. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm?si=follow Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Follow the Show: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod X (for a limited time?): https://x.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

    Medieval Times

  5. Sep 30

    Giraffes in Bowties

    Giraffes in Bowties is the tenth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden ranks the worst drivers in America, exposes the student driver magnet scam, and meets the Episcopal priestess who says Jesus was trans—and who looks disturbingly like him. Then it's Mikey Musumeci surviving Bryce Mitchell at UFC BJJ and the case for Darth Rigatoni in MMA. Then, the interview: Alivia "Yum Yum" Bierley joins ahead of Dana White's Contender Series on October 6 against Summer Onley. Liv breaks down fighting two rounds with a fractured orbital and double vision, the Bella Mir callout that fell through, getting into MMA after being followed through a Chicago grocery store, where "Yum Yum" actually comes from, and where a giraffe should wear its bow tie. Also: Jewish Barbie, Hanukkah sweaters, and cat boxing in the Library of Congress. --- Guest links: https://www.instagram.com/livvyumyum/ --- Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

    Giraffes in Bowties

  6. Sep 23

    Carrot Bottom

    Carrot Bottom is the ninth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden announces the show's first fighter sponsorship--Livv "Yum Yum" Bierley, coming soon to Dana White's Contender Series on October 6--and issues a formal retraction for earlier reporting. Then it's Carrot Top's rapidly deteriorating situation, featuring Grindr, a Winter Park bar, and an attempted grand exit. Also: Trump bans the news outlets Bryden hates, we maybe bought Greenland, Koshka returns to explain which nouns are girls, and Boobs or Beer returns with a poop queen, Nancy Mace, and a near-miss that David and Erica were very proud of. --- Subscribe on YoutTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

    Carrot Bottom

  7. Sep 16

    Comeback

    Comeback is the eighth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden un-retires, turns 39, and makes a public confession. Then it's the serial pooper terrorizing a wealthy LA neighborhood, the Florida man who ran a $650 lap dance tab, and Bryden's history of American strip clubs. Also: why GTA VI is the last monocultural event, FBI Director Kash Patel's war with Retard Finder, and the RNC's "God Gave Us Trump" video. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/brydenpod RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Instagram: https://instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

    Comeback

  8. Sep 9

    Butt Scootin'

    Butt Scootin' is the seventh episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden reacts to the Lindsay Clancy mistrial, the Christian missionary camp that got itself evicted from Burning Man (with insider receipts), and the Kia Center's Duel Arena event—a night of skinheads, hood brothers, and a referee who stood a fighter up mid-beating by SpongeBob. Then it's the show's first-ever guest: Damien "The Demon" Herrera ahead of his September 20th catchweight fight against Alan Gonzalez at Fury FC 124. Damien talks cutting weight, training for his upcoming match, taking the fights nobody else wants, and then delivers a genuinely controversial MMA Mount Rushmore. Also: Trump's "let data reign" post, the Socialism 2026 conference, and the butt sniffer with Shrek ears. --- Guest links: https://www.youtube.com/@grounddwellerscabo https://www.instagram.com/the_demon_mma https://www.instagram.com/grounddwellers_cabo/ https://www.instagram.com/treherrera/ https://www.instagram.com/cassieherrera2000/ Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

    Butt Scootin'
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The Bryden Proctor Show is a podcast about loving yourself and hating life. Hosted by comedian Bryden Proctor. Take a moment each week to learn more about our ever worsening shared situation.

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  • Creator
    Bryden Proctor
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Bryden Proctor
  • Show Website
    The Bryden Proctor Show