The Bottom 1%

Britt Flores and Syd Mo
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Britt and Syd try hard to be good at things and end up laughing their way to the bottom. Follow them as they recap finishing nearly last in a marathon, being above mediocre at most things, and somehow believing in themselves more with every bottom 1% finish. Britt and Syd make fun of themselves with every attempt at a "healthy lifestyle" and a "solid" work-life balance. If you fall into the bottom 1% of the top 1%-- this one's for you.

  1. 4d ago

    Portland Pt. 2: We Built Our Own Finish Line

    The last people across the finish line deserve the loudest cheers, and this episode proves why. Britt & Syd recap a chaotic, hilarious, deeply moving Portland Marathon weekend. It starts with no sleep, no food, and a sidewalk crash-out right before their first expo. It ends with them building a makeshift finish line for the final runners after the official one had been torn down. In this episode: The pre-expo meltdown: what happens when one of you processes out loud and the other processes in your head, and the honest talk that got them back on trackExpo hustle: a “borrowed” empty table, glitter, temporary tattoos, and sneaky QR codesRace-morning chaos: a leaking CamelBak, impossible elevators, and Lime scooter vs. Lime bikeChasing Madison across the course to see her finish the halfMeeting Nike coach Chris Bennett at mile 24 (and getting corrected on the math behind “Bottom 1%”)Staying past course close to give Paige and the last group of nine their medals and their momentAs Coach Bennett says, “This is about running. This isn’t about running.” For runners, spectators, and anyone who believes the end of the race should be the loudest part. There’s more of us than there are of them. Want to support us? Buy us a coffee at the here: https://buymeacoffee.com/bottom1club

  2. Oct 20

    Portland Pt. 1: Join Us For Our Unofficial Shakeout

    Get ready to dive into a whirlwind adventure that combines camaraderie, creativity, and a touch of chaos! In this episode, hosts Britt and Syd recount their spontaneous trip to Portland, where they supported their friend Madison in her first half marathon. But this isn't just a tale of running; it’s about seizing opportunities and making things happen when the odds are stacked against you. The Bottoms share the exhilarating process of organizing an unofficial shakeout run for fellow marathoners after discovering the official event was oversubscribed. With only four days to prepare, they rallied support, crafted a marketing strategy, and even created custom merchandise, turning a small gathering into a vibrant community event. You’ll discover how they leveraged social media, community connections, and sheer determination to pull off a successful run that brought runners together and made a lasting impression. You’ll hear about the behind-the-scenes hustle of planning an event on short notice, why community spirit matters more than ever, and how to pivot when faced with unexpected challenges. Britt and Syd break down the logistics of their trip, from booking last-minute flights to packing their quirky snacks, all while keeping the energy high and the laughter flowing. Why does this matter? In a world where people often feel isolated, Britt and Syd ’s story highlights the power of collective effort and the joy that comes from connecting with others. By tuning in, you’ll be inspired to take action, whether in running, personal projects, or community building. This episode is essential listening for anyone looking to inject a little spontaneity into their lives, those navigating their first big events, or anyone who believes in the power of community. Tune in and find out how two friends turned an ambitious idea into a reality! Don't miss it! Want to support us? Buy us a coffee at the here: ⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/bottom1club⁠

  3. Oct 13

    The Emotional Journey of Running After Life Changes – Finding Strength in Miles

    In a world where personal challenges often feel insurmountable, The Bottom 1% and their friend dive headfirst into the exhilarating chaos of running a half marathon. They explore the emotional rollercoaster of training, the camaraderie of girlhood, and the pure joy of movement, revealing why pushing through discomfort can lead to profound personal growth. If you’re looking for inspiration to tackle your own hurdles—whether they’re physical, emotional, or social—this episode is your ultimate motivator. As Madison prepares for her first half marathon in Portland, she shares her honest feelings of excitement and anxiety. From the fear of the race day rush to the pure thrill of crossing the finish line, you'll get an intimate glimpse into the challenges and triumphs that come with pursuing athletic goals. You'll discover how Madison went from hating running to embracing it as a source of strength and mental clarity. We break down the importance of community in sports, the unique sport of Canicross, and the empowering feeling of achieving what once seemed impossible. Each speaker brings their own perspective, while they all bond over the challenges of training and the joy of supporting each other. The stakes are high: what happens if you don’t push through your fears? This episode serves as a reminder of the transformative power of stepping out of your comfort zone. Join The Bottom 1% and their friend, Madison, in celebrating the hard work and dedication it takes to train for a race, and find out how you can apply these lessons to your own life.

  4. Sep 29

    Why Running a Marathon Changes How You Handle Everything

    Mental toughness isn’t about being the fastest, the strongest, or endlessly motivated. It’s about how you respond when your body is tired, your confidence wavers, and your mind wants to quit. Britt and Syd explore what it really takes to build resilience—public humiliation to funny lessons of marathon training. They talk about attitude, accountability, and the difference between pushing through discomfort and pushing yourself too far. Along the way, an unexpected animal-medium experience and a Reiki massage bring plenty of humor and a reminder that hard conversations don’t have to be serious all the time. In this episode, they discuss: How attitude can change the way you face a challengeThe difference between healthy perseverance and self-sabotageWhy shame, comparison, and perfectionism make hard things harderHow small habits and boundaries support long-term resilienceThe value of honest friends who help you keep going—and know when to tell you to stopWhether you’re working toward a running goal, coming back from burnout, or simply trying to handle life’s challenges with more confidence, this conversation offers honest perspective, practical encouragement, and a few unexpected laughs.

  5. Sep 22

    Friends, Local 5ks, and National Tragedies

    Running faster, family chaos, and a few wildly unfiltered detours—Britt and Syd turn a chaotic week into one of their most entertaining episodes yet. Syd's weekend includes a surprise PR and a finish-line moment that might convince her she’s officially a runner girl again. Meanwhile, Britt brings the kind of home-life stories that make this show impossible to fake: friends in the house, a suspiciously inexpensive “useless” blanket, and a new level of comfort that comes from letting people into your everyday life. The Bottoms also get into the strangely perfect energy of lesbians showing up, fixing patios, finding dollies on the side of the road, and building a life that feels equal parts funny and functional. You’ll hear Syd break down the race-day strategy that helped her PR without trying, what it feels like to run with faster people, and why group runs can be equal parts intimidating and electric. Syd shares what it’s like to host people, how her house somehow became the most interesting place in the room, and why embracing your own quirks can make everyday life more fun.Then the conversation swerves into the bigger topics: 9/11 memories, Columbine, how tragedy shapes the way people remember the world, and why some moments from childhood never really leave you. It’s surprisingly thoughtful, deeply personal, and still somehow full of jokes about bottom-one-percent energy, hobby-having presidents, and the eternal quest for the perfect tank top. Perfect for runners, comedy podcast fans, and anyone who loves honest conversations that can jump from race times to difficult memories to the absurdity of being alive. If you want an episode that feels spontaneous, funny, and unexpectedly meaningful, this is it.

  6. Sep 15

    Britt Interviews Syd

    Ever trusted a fart and regretted it? Join hosts as they dive deep into the hilariously relatable world of embarrassing moments in Episode 9 of Bottom 1%. In this candid conversation, co-hosts share their most cringe-worthy experiences, ensuring that listeners will both laugh and cringe along the way. In this episode, we get to know Syd and discover the wild tale of an internship disaster that involves an unexpected bathroom mishap. You'll hear about the anxiety and humor that ensued as she navigated the unexpected consequences of trusting a fart in a professional setting. This episode is packed with genuine moments that anyone who's ever had an embarrassing moment can relate to. You'll discover: How to cope with those mortifying situations when they arise The importance of having a support system during awkward times Insights on how laughter truly is the best medicine, even in the face of embarrassment Sid's personal journey with her learning disability and how it shaped her resilience The quirky dynamics of friendship that make these moments even more memorable Why does this matter? Because we've all been there. Whether it's a slip-up at work or an awkward social situation, knowing that you're not alone can be comforting. This episode opens up a dialogue about vulnerability and the humorous side of life’s little mishaps, encouraging listeners to embrace their own embarrassing stories. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and relatable storytelling, this episode is essential listening for those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Tune in and join the Bottom One Percent—where we celebrate the messiness of being human!

  7. Sep 8

    Syd Interviews Britt

    Hey Bottoms! In this episode, Syd interviews Britt as she shares her journey through personal growth, overcoming challenges, and embracing authenticity. We discuss her experiences with relationships, being a therapist, and self-discovery, offering insights into living a bold and honest life.

  8. Sep 1

    Garmin, Apple, and 20-Milers

    Hey Bottoms! Listen in to hear what watch Britt & Syd won't be going back to and you won't want to miss how their marathon watches held up. Together, Britt & Syd recap their infamous 20-mile run and you won't believe the adventure they had. Stay safe out there runners.

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Britt and Syd try hard to be good at things and end up laughing their way to the bottom. Follow them as they recap finishing nearly last in a marathon, being above mediocre at most things, and somehow believing in themselves more with every bottom 1% finish. Britt and Syd make fun of themselves with every attempt at a "healthy lifestyle" and a "solid" work-life balance. If you fall into the bottom 1% of the top 1%-- this one's for you.

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  • Creator
    Britt Flores and Syd Mo
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Britt Flores and Syd Mo
  • Show Website
    The Bottom 1%