Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.

Everything you didn’t know you needed to know today, but wish you hadn’t. Your welcome. We're not a typical newsbrief. @ItsNotSatire's Breaking Absurdity is a podcast that will make you pick your jaw up off the floor, blink twice and ask yourself "am I dreaming? or did that just happen." Ads keep the lights on. But if ads give you the ick, we’ve got a solution on my Substack. Just sign up and pick the ad free podcast option. Did this made you cringe, ugly cry or wonder if you’re dreaming? You’re welcome. Consider thanking me by leaving a tip. We like to call it absurdity in plain sight. Sometimes the stories seem hidden, but they’re happening right in front of us. You're just "lucky" enough to notice them — the weird detail, the bizarre connection, the part that somehow never makes it into the news brief. From politics, Trump, whatever broke the internet and erupted that day, these are the stories that make you laugh (or ugly cry), stare into the middle distance, scream into the void and wonder whether reality has finally given up. Delivered like a serious news update, except that it really, really isn’t. Sorry, not sorry. These are the top stories you didn’t know you needed to know. But now you do, and there's no going back. Just the absurdity of the world, presented in plain sight. The stories are real. The absurdity is real. And definitely not satire. New episodes bring you the headlines, the weird details and the stories that sound completely made up but, regrettably, aren’t. Want more absurdity and political chaos in your feed? Get the full version on @ItsNotSatire’s Substack. Produced by @ItsNotSatire.