WTF Is Going On With The Planets? | Astrology for your daily life.

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Astrology, self-discovery, and whatever else comes up in between. Each week, Madame Velvet looks at what’s happening in the sky and follows the questions, stories, rabbit holes, and unexpected connections it brings up down here. This isn’t about predicting exactly what’s going to happen to you or telling you how to live your life. It’s about using the cosmos as a starting point for noticing what’s happening within you, and maybe seeing something you’ve known all along from a completely different perspective. Weekly card readings & deeper dives coming soon too!

  1. Oct 31

    Ep 12: 10/28-11/3 | Questioning What You Think You Know

    Questioning What You Think You Know WTF Is Going On With the Planets? | October 28 – November 3, 2026 What if something you’ve believed your entire life isn’t actually true? Or what if there’s another way to look at it? This week, we’re questioning inherited beliefs, exploring the difference between defending our truth and needing to be right, and reconsidering what success, authenticity, and self-expression really mean to us. With Scorpio season and retrograde energy inviting us beneath the surface, we’re following our curiosity, pulling some cards, and exploring what becomes possible when we give ourselves permission to change our perspective. Stay curious. Question what you think you know. 💜 Book sessions, social media, and view upcoming events here https://linktr.ee/SoLunaMetanoia

  2. Oct 22

    Ep 11: 10/21-10/27 | When the Familiar Meets the Transformed

    When the Familiar Meets the Transformed WTF Is Going On With the Planets? | October 21–27, 2026 What happens when you start showing up differently in a world that's still expecting the old version of you? As Libra season comes to a close and Scorpio season begins, we're exploring transformation, familiar patterns, relationships, and what it really means to step into your personal power. With Mercury and Venus retrograde, a Taurus Full Moon, and some interesting planetary conversations happening in the sky, there's plenty to question. But here's the real question: What if transformation isn't about becoming unrecognizable, but becoming less willing to abandon yourself to remain familiar? Do you really have to burn everything down to become someone new? Or could transformation begin with one different choice? Let's get into it, dahling! 💜 ✨ Want to explore how the astrology is showing up in your own life? Book an astrology or tarot reading, explore upcoming Kansas City events, and discover more ways to connect with SoLuna Metanoia. 🔗 https://linktr.ee/SoLunaMetanoia WTF Is Going On With the Planets? Astrology, self-discovery, and whatever else comes up in between. Hosted by Madame Velvet.

  3. Oct 16

    Ep 10: 10/14-10/20 | Turn Your Passion Into Practice

    WTF Is Going On With the Planets? | Libra Week 4 (Oct 14–20) Theme: Turn Your Passion Into Practice This week's question: What would change if I took responsibility for making what I want real? Last week, we explored what we actually want. This week, we're talking about what it takes to make those desires a reality. This resulted in a new format for this week's episode. You get to hear me shift and adjust in real time and be a bit vulnerable bout my process. From recognizing opportunities and finding your people to building courage through consistent action, we're exploring what it means to take responsibility for our dreams without trying to control every outcome. Because somebody might hand you the keys, but you've still got to open the door! You are responsible for your participation, not controlling the universe. Join Madame Velvet for astrology, self-discovery, and whatever else comes up in between. 💜 Visit https://linktr.ee/solunametanoia for events and booking sessions

  4. Oct 9

    Ep 9: 10/7-10/13 | What Do I Actually Want?

    Have you ever stopped to ask yourself whether the things you want are actually things YOU want? Not what you’ve been taught to want. Not what someone else expects you to want. What do YOU actually want? This week, Mercury meets Venus retrograde in Scorpio, Mars connects with Uranus, Neptune challenges Lilith, and the Libra New Moon invites us to reconsider what belongs on our scales. Together, these transits take us through a five-part journey: EXAMINE → EXPLORE → DISCERN → REFINE → CHOOSE We’re exploring the difference between desires, values, and choices, how to recognize expectations we’ve unconsciously adopted, and why choosing yourself doesn’t have to mean choosing against somebody else. Plus, Mercury has entered its pre-retrograde shadow in Scorpio! I’m sharing what this period can reveal, how it’s connecting with my own life, and why paying attention now may offer valuable perspective later. And of course, we’ve got our weekly card pull. Your question for the week: What do I actually want? 🌙 Companion Meditation: What Do I Actually Want? Coming to this podcast feed. 🔮 Mercury Retrograde Prediction Readings: Curious about which areas of your birth chart Mercury will activate? Reach out for details or explore my booking options below. ✨ In the SoLuna Realm: Sacred Solar Shifts on October 18, Dark Forest coming up, karaoke, Coffee & the Cosmos, and more. 💜 Want to support SoLuna? Book a reading, attend an event, explore SoLuna Divine, or reach out via email or social media if you’d like to contribute or share helpful vehicle resources. Book sessions, purchase event tickets, & more: https://linktr.ee/SoLunaMetanoia

  5. Sep 30 ·  Bonus

    Meditation: I Am My Own Authority

    What if the part of you creating an automatic response isn’t trying to sabotage you? What if it’s trying to protect you? In this week’s companion meditation, we’ll enter the Sanctuary of Your Soul for an active-imagination experience with one of your Protectors, the part of you that learned somewhere along the way how to help keep you safe. You’ll have an opportunity to meet your Protector, hear what they’ve been trying to protect, allow them to ask questions of you too, and explore whether their job description still needs to look the same today. You don’t have to get rid of what protected you.You don’t have to silence it. You can listen to what it has to say while remembering that you are the one who chooses. What protected me then does not have to choose for me now. Book sessions, purchase event tickets, & more: https://linktr.ee/SoLunaMetanoia

  6. Sep 30

    Ep 8: 9/30-10/6 | I Am My Own Authority

    What happens when an old wound gets triggered, but you’re not the same person you were when the wound was created? This week, Mercury brings perspective into the conversation before diving into Scorpio, Venus stations retrograde, and a whole lot of Mars, Pluto, and Saturn energy asks us to look at power, protection, and authority. We’re talking about the difference between experiencing an old response and automatically choosing it, how changing our perspective on the past can change its influence on the present, and what happens when we stop giving our history the final word. Because something can matter without being your authority. And sometimes the real evidence that you’ve changed is not that the old thing never comes back. It’s discovering who you choose to be when it does. Plus, I’ll pull a card to see what else Spirit wants us to know about the week ahead. Book sessions, purchase event tickets, & more:https://linktr.ee/SoLunaMetanoia

  7. Sep 23 ·  Bonus

    Meditation: Equal Ground

    What happens when you make room for someone else’s experience without leaving yourself out of the equation? Equal Ground is this week’s companion meditation for WTF Is Going On With the Planets? Ep 7: 9/22-9/29 | You Deserve a Place on the Scale. This guided journey invites you into the Sanctuary of Your Soul to sit with a relationship where someone else’s wants, needs, feelings, or perspective may have taken up more space than your own. Rather than deciding who was right or wrong, you’ll practice allowing both experiences to exist without requiring either one to disappear. Because their experience can have a place. And so can yours. Book sessions, purchase event tickets, & more: https://linktr.ee/SoLunaMetanoia

  8. Sep 23

    Ep 7: 9/23-9/29 | You Deserve a Place On the Scale

    What happens when keeping the peace with someone else starts disrupting the peace within you? Libra season begins this week, putting relationships, reciprocity, compromise, and the balance between self and other at the center of the conversation. Then an Aries Full Moon reminds us that making room for other people doesn’t require leaving ourselves out. This week, we’re talking about disagreement without disconnection, the difference between compromise and self-abandonment, old protective patterns, and what it means to let your needs matter too. Because balance isn’t about choosing me or you. Sometimes the work is learning how to hold me and you. And, of course, we’ll pull a card and see what else wants to join the conversation. to book sessions, purchase event tickets, & more https://linktr.ee/SoLunaMetanoia

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Astrology, self-discovery, and whatever else comes up in between. Each week, Madame Velvet looks at what’s happening in the sky and follows the questions, stories, rabbit holes, and unexpected connections it brings up down here. This isn’t about predicting exactly what’s going to happen to you or telling you how to live your life. It’s about using the cosmos as a starting point for noticing what’s happening within you, and maybe seeing something you’ve known all along from a completely different perspective. Weekly card readings & deeper dives coming soon too!

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