Unqualified Caddie: A Scottsdale Golf Love-Story

Nate Palmer
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Golf
  • Updated Weekly

Two hosts, one game, and a massive skill gap. Unqualified Caddie is a Scottsdale golf podcast hosted by a scratch golfer and a biomechanics coach who is genuinely terrible at golf. One of us can break down a swing fault from fifty yards away. The other one thinks a mulligan is a type of ravioli. Each week we sit down with golfers, teaching pros, and other experts around the Scottsdale and Phoenix golf scene to talk swing mechanics, the best and worst moment of Scottsdale golf, and the mental side of the game, but the real gold is the origin story every golfer has and nobody asks about: their worst day on the links. The shanked approach in front of the club champion. The three putt that ended a marriage (allegedly). The round so bad it almost ended the sport for them. This is not a stats and swing tips podcast, though you will pick up plenty of both. It is a show built on golf culture, Scottsdale golf courses, biomechanics, and the humbling, hilarious relationship every golfer has with a sport that hates them personally. If you love golf, hate golf, or just love hearing golfers suffer out loud, you are in the right fairway. New episodes drop weekly. Scottsdale golf insiders, weekend hackers, and golf-curious movement nerds welcome.

Episodes

  1. 2d ago

    5. Nate Gets Worse at Golf in 3 Easy Steps

    Nate has decided that if he can't get better at golf, he might as well commit to getting worse. Carson, a scratch golfer who has watched a lot of people do exactly that, helps him build the plan. It starts on the course, where a playing partner called himself a single-digit handicap and then shot like a 9.8 in a group of scratch players. Carson explains the only two things good golfers care about: pretending you're better than you are, and slow play. From there the guys get into Shakespeare, the gym rule that anyone who volunteers their bench press probably can't lift it, and a caddie who claimed 15 pull-ups and then did them. Then the real list begins. Watch every pro swing breakdown on YouTube and copy whatever feels right. Never take a lesson. Swing harder. Buy a new driver, then blame the clubs, the ball, the shoes and the wind when the scores don't move. Carson covers why the feels in a golf swing usually don't match what's happening, why new gear won't fix a swing you're still building, and why his tour players could probably shoot even par with a shovel. The flip side is the part that works. New gear can get you practicing more, and a new driver makes a great reward for hitting a handicap goal. What really lowers your scores is the process: practice, a pre-shot routine, smart course strategy and staying calm after a bad shot. Nate also asks whether wearing all orange would help. The answer is a firm maybe.

  2. Sep 8

    4. Three Easy Ways to Get Better at Golf (and a Bonus Way)

    You don't need a new driver to get better at golf. On this episode of Unqualified Caddy, Chris breaks down three completely free ways to improve your game: Improve your swing mechanics. Play the shot you have, not the shot you wish you had. Better strategy, smarter targets, and a better short game can save strokes fast. Pick ONE thing to work on every three rounds. Ball position, stance, alignment, whatever it is. Give it enough time to actually improve before changing something else. Then there's the bonus way: improve the body swinging the club. Better strength, mobility, balance, and conditioning can give you access to positions you currently can't get into, help you produce more speed, and make it easier to repeat your swing late in a round. You can have great instruction, but if your hips won't rotate, your shoulders don't move well, or you can't control the positions your coach is asking for, there's a ceiling on what swing mechanics alone can fix. Sometimes the cheapest way to improve your golf game is to improve the golfer.

  3. Sep 1

    3. The Autonomy Advantage with Andrew Welk

    Andrew Welk has coached enough young golfers to see the pattern clearly. The kids getting the most instruction are often the ones playing the worst. Every shot gets a swing thought, every mistake gets a correction, and somewhere in all that input the player stops thinking for himself. In this episode Andrew joins Carson and Nate to make the case that autonomy, not more coaching, is what actually builds better golfers. Carson and Andrew dig into what real autonomy looks like on the course. Not handing a kid a club and walking away, but stepping back enough that they start solving problems themselves instead of waiting for the next instruction. Nate, running on zero golf pedigree and a lot of movement science, asks the questions any parent standing next to the cart would ask. The conversation will make you rethink how much you're actually helping when you're "helping." Andrew also talks about his own history with golf and what he did to adapt to the pressure of the sport, 7 wrist surgeries and a heart surgery.. He's been sober seven years, and he shares how that shift changed the way he shows up on the course and in life. It's a grounded, honest part of the conversation, just a guy talking about what changed and what stuck. Carson brings the golf IQ, Nate brings the biomechanics and the occasional wrong take, and Andrew brings a perspective earned from years of watching players up close. Whether you're raising a young athlete, coaching one, or just trying to stop calling every shot from the sideline, this one's worth the drive time.

  4. Aug 24

    2. Kevin Masterson on His Worst Day in Golf and What the Pros Taught Him

    Kevin Masterson joins the show for a wide-ranging conversation about golf in Scottsdale and beyond, and things get honest fast. Kevin walks Carson and Nate through the game from every angle: what keeps people obsessed with golf, what it takes to actually get better, and the lessons he picked up watching and learning from professional golfers along the way. Then comes the part every golfer dreads and secretly loves talking about: his worst day on the course. No detail spared. If you've ever had a round fall apart in front of people who were watching, you'll feel this one in your chest. This episode is for golfers in Scottsdale and Phoenix looking for real talk about the game, not another swing-tip video. Kevin, Carson, and Nate dig into golf strategy, mental game, course management, and the humbling moments that make this sport what it is. Whether you play the top Scottsdale golf courses every weekend or you're just getting into the game, this conversation has something for you. New episodes of Unqualified Caddie drop weekly. Scottsdale golf fans, weekend hackers, and anyone who has ever three-putted in front of a stranger, this one's for you.

  5. Aug 17

    1. The Best Golf Courses in Scottsdale (According to a Guy Who Actually Knows and a Guy Who Doesn't)

    We're kicking things off the only way that makes sense: Carson and Nate arguing about where to play golf in Scottsdale. Carson's a scratch golfer who's walked every fairway in the Valley. Nate's a movement and biomechanics coach who can tell you exactly why your hips aren't rotating right but has no idea what "target-rich" means on a scorecard. This episode is a rundown of the most fun courses in Scottsdale, the ones locals actually love, the ones tourists overpay for, and the handful that are worth the hype. Expect strong opinions, some correcting of Nate's terminology, and a real answer to the question everyone visiting Scottsdale asks: where do I actually play? If you're planning a golf trip to Scottsdale, or you live here and want a local's take instead of a top-ten list written by someone who's never set foot in the desert, this one's for you

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Two hosts, one game, and a massive skill gap. Unqualified Caddie is a Scottsdale golf podcast hosted by a scratch golfer and a biomechanics coach who is genuinely terrible at golf. One of us can break down a swing fault from fifty yards away. The other one thinks a mulligan is a type of ravioli. Each week we sit down with golfers, teaching pros, and other experts around the Scottsdale and Phoenix golf scene to talk swing mechanics, the best and worst moment of Scottsdale golf, and the mental side of the game, but the real gold is the origin story every golfer has and nobody asks about: their worst day on the links. The shanked approach in front of the club champion. The three putt that ended a marriage (allegedly). The round so bad it almost ended the sport for them. This is not a stats and swing tips podcast, though you will pick up plenty of both. It is a show built on golf culture, Scottsdale golf courses, biomechanics, and the humbling, hilarious relationship every golfer has with a sport that hates them personally. If you love golf, hate golf, or just love hearing golfers suffer out loud, you are in the right fairway. New episodes drop weekly. Scottsdale golf insiders, weekend hackers, and golf-curious movement nerds welcome.

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