Two Simps and a Micraphone

Two Simps and a Micraphone
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Two middle-aged guys with a lifetime of stories, questionable decisions, and even more questionable opinions. Steve and John talk life, relationships, marriage, getting older, health, work, and whatever else comes up. With backgrounds in emergency medicine, law enforcement, and EMS, we've seen some things—and we have stories to tell. Nothing is off limits. Grab a cold one, pull up a chair, and hang out with Two Simps and a Micraphone. And remember: if someone sent this to you… you might be a Simp.

Episodes

  1. 3d ago

    Dating Now vs. Then | Two Simps — S1 E4

    Has dating changed for the better—or just gotten more complicated? In Season 1, Episode 4 of Two Simps, we’re talking dating now vs. then: how people connect, what’s changed, and what still feels the same. Join the conversation and tell us which era you’d rather date in.

  2. Oct 11

    Two Simps and a Micraphone S1E3 (Part 2)

    Steve and John discuss growing up in the 80's.

  3. Season 1, Episode 3 Trailer

    AFTERHOURS S01E03 Trailer 1

    Aliens and Anal Probes

  4. Oct 7

    Surviving the ’80s & Going Off Topic | AFTERHOURS S01E03

    We talk about the TWOSIMPS episode “Surviving the ’80s Part One,” get into a discussion about ivermectin, and catch up on whatever else comes to mind. No set agenda—just another late-night conversation on AFTERHOURS.

  5. Sep 29

    How the Hell Did We Survive the '80s (Part 1)

    How the hell did we survive the ’80s? In Part 1, John and Steve look back at growing up when parents didn’t know where you were, safety gear was optional, and playgrounds seemed designed to test your survival skills. We’re swapping stories, questioning our childhood decisions, and wondering how any of us made it to adulthood. What’s the most dangerous thing you did as an ’80s kid? Send us your stories at twosimpsandamicraphone@gmail.com or call or text 424-427-4677 (424-42-SIMPS).

  6. Sep 23

    We Had a Plan... Then AfterHours Happened S1E2

    We started by looking back at Episode 2 of Two Simps and a Micraphone—what we thought we knew at 25, relationships, money, getting older, and all the things we were completely wrong about.Then, like any good AfterHours conversation, we completely lost the plot.Random stories, questionable opinions, side conversations, and whatever else came up once the lights went down and the filter came off.No script. No real agenda. Just John and Steve talking shit after the show.Welcome to AfterHours. The Simp Line: 424-427-4677 (424-42-SIMPS) Email: twosimpsandamicraphone@gmail.comSend us your stories, questions, comments, or nominations for Simp of the Week.Two Simps and a Micraphone: AfterHoursThe show’s over, but we’re not done talking.

  7. Sep 16

    Two Simps and a Micraphone S1E2: Things We Knew at 25 That Were Completly Wrong

    At 25, we had life pretty much figured out.Turns out, we didn't know shit.John and Steve look back at what their 25-year-old selves believed about relationships, money, careers, and life—and just how wrong they were. We talk about what those younger versions of us would think if they could see us now, the lessons we learned the hard way, and the advice we'd give ourselves if we could go back.Would 25-year-old John and Steve listen?Probably not.This is Two Simps and a Micraphone.

  8. Sep 12

    AfterHours S1E1: The Filter is Off

    The lights are down. The filter is off. Welcome to After Hours.In the very first episode of Two Simps and a Micraphone: After Hours, John and Steve take the conversation beyond the regular show.This is where we dig deeper into the things we normally don't have time to fully get into—life, relationships, getting older, opinions, bad decisions, good stories, and whatever else comes up once the regular show is over.No experts. No polished answers. Just two middle-aged guys talking about what they think, what they've learned, and occasionally proving they still don't know a damn thing. The Simp Line: Call or text (424) 42-SIMPS twosimpsandamicraphone@gmail.comSend us your questions, stories, disagreements, or topics you think we need to tackle. You might hear yours on an upcoming episode.The show's over. But we're not done talking.Two Simps and a Micraphone: After HoursFor Spotify's Season field, put 1, and Episode field, put 1. Since Spotify already displays those separately, you could also shorten the visible title to simply “The Filter Is Off”. That's actually the version I'd choose—it looks cleaner in Spotify while the show artwork/name tells people it's After Hours.

  9. Sep 11

    Episode 1-What the Hell is a SIMP?

    What the hell is a simp—and are we already guilty?In the very first episode of Two Simps and a Micraphone, John and Steve attempt to figure out what being a “simp” actually means. Along the way, the conversation goes exactly where you’d expect it to: marriage, getting older, questionable decisions, things we probably believed for way too long, and stories that have absolutely nothing to do with where we started.Two middle-aged guys. A couple microphones. Plenty of life experience—and apparently not enough wisdom to keep our mouths shut.Nothing is off limits, nothing is taken too seriously, and somehow we might even learn something.Welcome to Two Simps and a Micraphone.Send us your stories: twosimpsandamicraphone@gmail.com

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Two middle-aged guys with a lifetime of stories, questionable decisions, and even more questionable opinions. Steve and John talk life, relationships, marriage, getting older, health, work, and whatever else comes up. With backgrounds in emergency medicine, law enforcement, and EMS, we've seen some things—and we have stories to tell. Nothing is off limits. Grab a cold one, pull up a chair, and hang out with Two Simps and a Micraphone. And remember: if someone sent this to you… you might be a Simp.

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  • Creator
    Two Simps and a Micraphone
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Two Simps and a Micraphone
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    Two Simps and a Micraphone