Unhinged, Apparently.

Kristy, Apparently.

The things we think but don’t say. Unhinged, Apparently. is a podcast about the thoughts we’re apparently not supposed to have — about work, relationships, sex, money, parenting, aging, ambition, jealousy, boredom, and all the other slightly uncomfortable parts of being an adult. No life lessons. No five step healing plans. No pretending to have it all figured out. Just one questionable thought at a time — said out loud, picked apart, occasionally contradicted, and hopefully laughed at. Because maybe you’re not toxic. Maybe you’re just annoyed. Maybe we’re all completely Unhinged. Apparently.

  1. 3d ago

    From Rabbits To Roommates. The Sexual Downgrade.

    Remember when you couldn't keep your hands off each other? Now you can't stand the way they chew. Welcome to the sexual downgrade. Where spontaneous sex becomes household management, foreplay becomes a distant memory, and the person you once wanted naked on every available surface is now blocking the dishwasher. But here's the uncomfortable part: What if your sex drive hasn't disappeared? What if it's just lost interest in your partner? From the rabbit phase to sexual retirement, we're talking long-term relationships, disappearing desire, mismatched libidos, and how two people who once couldn't get enough of each other end up running a very efficient household. Because apparently, you can have great chemistry and still end up as the procurement department. 🎙️ Unhinged, Apparently. — The things we think but don't say. Follow for more uncomfortable truths and things we're probably not supposed to say out loud.

  2. Oct 13

    Let‘s Talk About Sex. First Date Or Third?

    LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX. FIRST DATE OR THIRD? 🎙️ Sex on the first date? Too soon. Third date? Apparently acceptable. But who made these rules, and why are we all pretending we're not interested? This week on Unhinged, Apparently., we're talking about first-date sex, the ridiculous three-date rule, playing hard to get, and the fear that someone might lose interest the moment we show ours. Because apparently, wanting someone is sexy. Admitting it is where things get complicated. The things we think but don't say.

  3. Oct 10

    I Have Feelings. I'd Like To Return Them. The Fearful Avoidant.

    I HAVE FEELINGS. I'D LIKE TO RETURN THEM. What happens when you desperately want love, but the moment someone actually likes you back, your brain files an emergency evacuation request? Welcome to fearful-avoidant attachment. Where you crave closeness, panic when you get it, and somehow manage to miss the person you just pushed away. In this episode of The Attachment Files, we're talking mixed signals, emotional whiplash, self-sabotage, and the spectacular talent of ruining something that was going perfectly fine. Because apparently, getting what you want is also a problem. Unhinged, Apparently. The things we think but don't say.

  4. Oct 6

    How To Lose A Guy In 10 Feet.

    Things are going great. The chemistry is there. You’re getting closer. So naturally… time to run. This week on The Attachment Files: avoidant attachment, emotional ultramarathons, suspicious toothbrushes, suddenly discovering flaws that were apparently fine three weeks ago — and the sacred need for space. Because sometimes you don’t stop liking someone. You just start building another continent between you. Come closer. Just… not that close.

  5. Oct 2

    The Attachment Files. Anxious Attachment.

    “Sounds good” instead of “sounds great.” Nothing to worry about, obviously. Welcome to The Attachment Files, where we investigate what attachment styles actually look like in modern dating. First up: anxious attachment — featuring forensic WhatsApp analysis, response-time mathematics, reassurance about the reassurance, and the emotional significance of a full stop. Because sometimes “Sounds good” really does just mean sounds good. Probably. I mean… why didn’t they say “sounds great”?

  6. Sep 29

    We‘re All Someone's Boomer

    Every generation thinks the next one is slightly ridiculous. Their clothes. Their slang. Their music. The way they work. The way they date. The fact that lunch apparently now requires photographic evidence. And then one day, you hear yourself say, “What does that word even mean?” and realize: Oh no. We’re all someone’s boomer. This episode is about the weird little things that separate generations — and the uncomfortable possibility that becoming out of touch might just be part of the deal.

  7. Sep 25

    The Cheat Sheet. Till DMs Do Us Part.

    When does cheating actually start? A kiss? Obviously. A flirty DM? Maybe. Deleting the DM? Hmm. Keeping the dating app “just to look”? Having an emotional affair with someone you’ve technically never touched? Suddenly, fidelity has terms and conditions. This episode is about all the wonderfully uncomfortable grey areas: flirting, messages, exes, emotional cheating, social media, porn, AI — and the impressive amount of work we’ll put into explaining why something technically doesn’t count. Because if you wouldn’t do it with your partner standing next to you… we might be getting warmer.

  8. Sep 22

    Fifty Shades Of Red Flags

    Red flags. We’re brilliant at spotting them in other people’s relationships. Our own? Suddenly we need context. He talks about his ex constantly. He casually mentions how many women adore him. All his exes were “crazy.” And somehow we’re still there thinking: Well… maybe there’s more to the story. This episode is about the impressive mental gymnastics we perform when we really want something to work: the Hotness Discount, falling in love with someone’s potential, ignoring our friends, and — when all else fails — asking AI until it gives us the answer we wanted. Because maybe we don’t need another list of 37 red flags. Maybe we just need to stop turning red into burgundy.

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The things we think but don’t say. Unhinged, Apparently. is a podcast about the thoughts we’re apparently not supposed to have — about work, relationships, sex, money, parenting, aging, ambition, jealousy, boredom, and all the other slightly uncomfortable parts of being an adult. No life lessons. No five step healing plans. No pretending to have it all figured out. Just one questionable thought at a time — said out loud, picked apart, occasionally contradicted, and hopefully laughed at. Because maybe you’re not toxic. Maybe you’re just annoyed. Maybe we’re all completely Unhinged. Apparently.

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  • Creator
    Kristy, Apparently.
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Kristy, Apparently.
  • Show Website
    Unhinged, Apparently.