Coffee, Chaos and Cussing

Coffee Chaos & Cussing
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Welcome to Coffee, Chaos and Cussing—the podcast for moms who love their kids like crazy but occasionally need five damn minutes away from them. Motherhood is beautiful, exhausting, hilarious, overwhelming, and sometimes completely f*****g unhinged. Here, we’re talking about the real stuff: marriage, kids, mental load, mom guilt, friendships, work, sex, self-care, school chaos, and all the things we think but don’t always say out loud. And because moms don’t actually get alone time—we get hiding time—every episode comes to you from wherever we’re hiding: the bathroom, the closet, the car, the

Episodes

  1. 3h ago

    Shit Is Getting Real.

    This week we're getting real as F**K. Let's discuss the reality of imposter syndrome in parenting, feeling like a failure and how moms are able to pull up our britches and just keep going! Don' t fear though, not all humor is lost because WTF happened to me this week!? -- let's just say 7 year olds should not be trusted with ear piercings ! Please please please comment or email WTF happened to YOU this week?! Also, what are you wanting to hear on the pod? Let me know! Email: coffeechaosandcussingpod@gmail.com Instagram: @coffeechaosandcussing TikTok: @coffeechaosandcussing

  2. Oct 29

    Puking, Potty Training & Pinot...Oh My!

    This week is all about the three P’s… Puking, Potty Training & Pinot! 🍷🤮 With a few special appearances, including one very clingy Velcro baby… We’re diving into the anxiety that comes with having sick kids. Why does every mom’s first instinct seem to be catching puke with our BARE HANDS?! 🤢 The things we do for these tiny humans, I swear. As for WTF Happened This Week? Well, my 8-year-old is giving us a terrifying little glimpse into our future after proudly announcing how excited she was to drink wine. Should we be concerned? Probably. 🍷😂 AND we’re introducing a brand-new segment: The Guest WTF Moment! 🎉 My friend Holly joins us to share the absolute shit show that is potty training a 3-year-old boy. And let’s just say… water bottles and litter boxes are involved. 💀 You’re going to need to hear this one. Have a hilarious, unhinged, or downright WTF-worthy story of your own? We want to hear it! Email us at coffeechaosandcussingpod@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram or TikTok @coffeechaosandcussing. You might just get tapped for our next Guest WTF Moment! Grab your coffee (or Pinot), buckle up, and let’s get into it. ☕🍷

  3. Oct 22

    Who The F**k Is In Charge Of Scheduling Here!?

    This week we dive into the cluster f**k that is youth sports; who the hell decides these practice and game schedules, am I right?! WTF happened this week? In a surprisingly tame week from my kiddos, I was still asked about inviting a BOY to a sleepover party! Yup, that's considered tame over here. Drop your favorite place to hide from your kiddos in the comments and/or your go to at home coffee concoctions!

  4. Oct 15

    Fair Break Can F**k Off!

    This week, we’re hiding in the closet because FAIR BREAK CAN F**K OFF! 😂 That’s right, when you live in podunk farm-town Ohio, your kids get the ENTIRE WEEK of the county fair off from school. Because apparently, we needed another reason to lose our damn minds. We also tackle the ever-so-important (and ever-so-ANNOYING) task of teaching our kids valuable life skills like cooking and cleaning. Because apparently, they don’t just magically learn how to function as adults. Rude. WTF Happened This Week? It involves a first grader and shoes. . 👀 Then we dive into the absolute joy of appointments when you have to drag your entire truckload of heathens along for the ride. Especially when your kids have absolutely NO shame and will make themselves at home no matter where the hell you take them. So grab a coffee, lock the door, and take those extra five damn minutes to hide. Because we don’t get breaks, mama. We get hiding time. And you deserve every second. ☕️😂

  5. Oct 8

    You Don't Know Shit...YET!

    This week we’re hiding in the car and diving into those ever-so-naive “parenting philosophies” we have as baby and toddler moms—and how quickly those go out the door when shit really hits the fan! Plus, what the F**K happened to me this week? Hint: it’s Spirit Week, and my 3rd grader had to learn a lesson about commitments. 😂 Then, hear about my weekend with my in-laws! As always, it’ll include a shit ton of coffee, all the chaos, and of course, some cussing. ☕️💩😂

  6. Oct 1

    So...What the F**k Are We Doing? | Welcome to Coffee, Chaos & Cussing

    So… we’re actually doing this. Welcome to the very first episode of Coffee, Chaos & Cussing — the podcast where moms get to disappear for a little while and have the conversations we’re usually too busy, too tired, or too damn filtered to have. Because moms don’t really get alone time. We get hiding time. In this first episode, we’re talking about the beautiful, exhausting, hilarious, completely chaotic reality of motherhood — the mental load, the never-ending noise, reheated coffee, bathroom hiding, loving your kids more than anything while simultaneously needing everyone to leave you the f**k alone… No perfect answers. No pretending we have our shit together. Just coffee, chaos, cussing, and an honest conversation between women who are figuring it out as they go. So grab your coffee, hide somewhere for a few minutes, and welcome to the chaos. This is Coffee, Chaos & Cussing.Where moms hide.

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About

Welcome to Coffee, Chaos and Cussing—the podcast for moms who love their kids like crazy but occasionally need five damn minutes away from them. Motherhood is beautiful, exhausting, hilarious, overwhelming, and sometimes completely f*****g unhinged. Here, we’re talking about the real stuff: marriage, kids, mental load, mom guilt, friendships, work, sex, self-care, school chaos, and all the things we think but don’t always say out loud. And because moms don’t actually get alone time—we get hiding time—every episode comes to you from wherever we’re hiding: the bathroom, the closet, the car, the

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  • Creator
    Coffee Chaos & Cussing
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Coffee Chaos & Cussing
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