The Army of Drunks

The Army of Drunks

The Army of Drunks Talking Funny Podcast Experience! "We're just getting loaded..." Do you remember the golden age of talk shows? We don't. We were too damn young back then. But we've seen the tapes, and there once was a magical time when both the hosts and the guests "tied a few on" before going on camera to entertain America with things they probably wouldn't have said if they were sober. At the Army of Drunks, we're bringing that drunken time back! Sit back and listen to four inebriated hosts — all of different creative backgrounds — as they interview amazing guests, hash-out the history of cocktail crafting, and drunkenly defend bad ideas like only the shithammered can. Every episode features: A weekly cocktail you can drink-along with at home! A drunken guest who goes way off-topic! Booze News! Drunken philosophizing! Jokes that are still funny even if you're sober! And thinks you only talk about when you're drunk. LISTEN NOW! Piss yourself later! http://www.armyofdrunks.net

  1. Oct 23

    2026 Guide to California State Ballot Propositions (and a Drink)

    It's that time again, California!  Time to pour over your sample ballot and wonder just what the hell all of these proposition means.  Fortunately, the Army of Drunks has a solution: Drinking!  Also, a show where we do a deep dive on all the ballot props with friend of the show and man with little to lose, Joshua Kamensky.  So take a listen and take some notes, because the guide graphic is... well, we'll post it when we find it, but... I mean, check armyofdrunks.net in a day or so, ok?  We've got a lot on our minds. VOTE EARLY!  VOTE SMART!  (AND VOTE DRUNK IF YOU HAVE IT IN YOU!) PROPOSITION DRUNK VOTE NOTES Prop 1 EASY YES For affordable housing, no opposition listed Prop 2 EASY YES CA's rainy day fund Prop 3 YES Extends an existing tax for school and healthcare Prop 4 YES Public election financing in noncharter cities is good Prop 5 YES Divide recall elections for the recall and the new guy Prop 37 LIGHT YES Helps home buyers, so why not? Prop 38 NO Research bond for only one research group Prop 39 HARD NO Right Wing government ID bill to suppress voters Prop 40 ABSOLUTELY YES TAX BILLIONAIRES (even imperfectly) Prop 41 HARD NO Tries to overturn the billionaire tax Prop 42 HARD NO Also tries to overturn the billionaire tax Prop 43 HARD NO The drama behind this is hilarious, but just say no Prop 44 RELUCTANT NO The bill is SO janky even for a good cause it's a no Prop 45 SENSIBLE NO Not a good bill for environmental reform

  2. 12/23/2025

    2025 Xmas Glögg Show - With the Three Drunk Therapists

    Happy Holidays! And why don't you sleigh yourself on over to Matt Shaw's new fortified compound for steaming hot cup of Army of Drunks Swedish Glögg!  This Ikea-sounding hot Swedish spiced wine is our drink this year, and damn, it's is gloggolicious. And our guests are the Three Drunk Therapists -- who are much wiser than those Biblical randos who walked the desert with a fistful of myrrh -- here with real advice for how to survive the holidays. Look for the recipe in our show notes at www.armyofdrunks.net. When I finally get the time to do it.  Christmas has been brutal this year, know what I mean? Search for Grisly's Cosmic at any California www.totalwine.com

  3. 07/25/2025

    2025 Summer Science Show - With Ian McEwan

    It's summertime!  And you know what that means: Harvey Wallbangers and evidence-based practiced bolstered mathethmatically-tested methods for interfacing with large language models. Yes, it's our Summer Science Show 2025, and our good friend mathematician Ian McEwan is back to talk about AI -- or "artificial intelligence" as the kids call it -- and dismiss all of our dumb assumptions that we got from watching Terminator 2.  We're drinking our favorite retro summer libation, the Harvey Wallbanger, and of course the Grisly's Cosmic Float.  Recipes for both will be in our show notes at www.armyofdrunks.net. I mean, just as as soon as I get around to putting them up.   Search for Grisly's Cosmic at any California www.totalwine.com

  4. 12/22/2024

    2024 Christmas Apology

    It's that most drunkerful time of year, and this season the Army has officially become your deadbeat dad!  Yeah, we didn't have time to do a show this year. As a way of making it up to you, we are redropping a couple of ancient chestnuts down your chimneyhole in the form of our original Eggnog and Hot Toddy shows from TEN FRIKKIN YEARS AGO!  Consider it a regift.  Sorry.  Hey, maybe if our boss hadn't been breathing down our necks, or your mother hadn't kept naggin' and naggin....

    2024 Christmas Apology

  5. 10/26/2024

    2024 Drunk Guide to California State Ballot Measures and/or Propositions

    Beause you asked for it!  Or someone like you who lives in California did.  It's our biennial Drunk Guide to California State Ballot Measurs and/or Propositions!  Josh Kamensky joins us for another run down on all the confusing propositions on this year's CA ballot.  And we drink beer.  We like beer!  An actual list of our recommendations can be found on the website www.armyofdrunks.net

  6. 08/29/2024

    2024 Shameless Burning Man Show

    The Hotdog Shot!  Does that have your attention?  It's one of many genuinely terribly playa-cocktails we sample -- so you don't have to! -- in our latest Shameless Burning Man Special.  Wondering why Burning Man has been a little weird lately?  BUCK DOWN HAS ANSWERS!  We also dive into the history of "Farmer's Coke," which is the rich southern tradition of drinking peanuts in your coca-cola, and put our own Grisly's Cosmic spin on it making Yeti's Nuts.

  7. 12/25/2023

    2023 Christmas Special - The Brandy Alexander

    It's the Army of Drunks 2023 rushed Christmas Special.  Yes, it's Christmas again, lonely shut-in!  And we're here to get you through the day, this time starting on Christmas morning!  We teach you how to make Grisly's Cosmic Pancakes, review an uncomfortable number of Christmas cereals, drink Brandy Alexanders, and... other stuff.  Merry Christmas, Motherf***ers!

  8. 03/30/2023

    The Irish Whiskey Show – With Alex McKayThe Irish Whiskey Show – With Alex McKay

    March is the Irishest month, and we've got the booze to prove it!  Friend of the show and whiskeytarian Alex McKay to runs us through a fine spate of Irish Whiskies from such boozesmiths as Teeling, Redbreast, Sexton, and more.  And of course, we rate each one after a Batman. The Army's Official Site Show List http://armyofdrunks.net/shows/ Grisly's Cosmic Black https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

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The Army of Drunks Talking Funny Podcast Experience! "We're just getting loaded..." Do you remember the golden age of talk shows? We don't. We were too damn young back then. But we've seen the tapes, and there once was a magical time when both the hosts and the guests "tied a few on" before going on camera to entertain America with things they probably wouldn't have said if they were sober. At the Army of Drunks, we're bringing that drunken time back! Sit back and listen to four inebriated hosts — all of different creative backgrounds — as they interview amazing guests, hash-out the history of cocktail crafting, and drunkenly defend bad ideas like only the shithammered can. Every episode features: A weekly cocktail you can drink-along with at home! A drunken guest who goes way off-topic! Booze News! Drunken philosophizing! Jokes that are still funny even if you're sober! And thinks you only talk about when you're drunk. LISTEN NOW! Piss yourself later! http://www.armyofdrunks.net

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  • Creator
    The Army of Drunks
  • Years Active
    2014 - 2026
  • Episodes
    68
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    Copyright © 2017 The Army of Drunks
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