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An irreverent podcast that discusses anything & everything with an assortment of comedians, artists, characters, and colorful language in a loose format. A weekly show of un-requested opinions, baseless claims, stories, and interruptions for anyone listening. Hosted by Mitch Jump Sponsored by: www.EMPUREUSA.com

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    • 4.8 • 43 Ratings

An irreverent podcast that discusses anything & everything with an assortment of comedians, artists, characters, and colorful language in a loose format. A weekly show of un-requested opinions, baseless claims, stories, and interruptions for anyone listening. Hosted by Mitch Jump Sponsored by: www.EMPUREUSA.com

    Weird Dreams Among Other Things

    Weird Dreams Among Other Things

    Bumpcontrol and I talk about dreams.  Thats the selling point. I dream every night.  I think I am an indigo child. What do they mean? Who knows. Sure are fun to chat about.

    • 1 hr
    Filet Minion Esq.

    Filet Minion Esq.

    Recorded on  8-14-21

    Sorry for such a delay folks.  Things won't stop happening.  Anyway, the story of the Filet Minion meme submitted to court by Remington Firearms was made just for our podcast. This is why we do it folks.I ate THC 420 YOLO Chex Mig again... Enjoy this style episode while it lasts folks,  changes are coming.  

    We are going to start "trying" folks. 

    RARE FACT CHECK: IT WAS THE SANDY HOOK SHOOTING LAWSUIT
    The Story:
    https://www.thewrap.com/gunmaker-includes-thousands-of-random-cartoons-in-sandy-hook-court-documents/

    • 1 hr 15 min
    Award Winning Asexual Activism

    Award Winning Asexual Activism

    I have been reading woke tweets again guys.... I found out some crazy shit.

     We need to stand in solidarity with our asexual brothers and sisters.  It's totally valid and very realistic to have meaningful relationships with other people and not expect or want any sex. Thanks folks go sexually de-colonize your mind, relationships, and world.

    • 58 min
    "The H Word Episode"

    "The H Word Episode"

    Andy of the Driftwood Outlet stops by to chat with Austin and I on the gym, Afghanistan, and other nuanced shit.  It has come to my attention that the "H Word" is no longer socially acceptable but my neighbor is a veteran so he would probably let me say it. 

     Stay EMPURE FOLKS
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    • 59 min
    Too Funny to Kill ft. Ben Bradshaw

    Too Funny to Kill ft. Ben Bradshaw

    Comedian, illustrator, friend of the show, and now cancer survivor Ben Bradshaw joins us this week on pod, even though I drove to him while in Northern Michigan.  He tells us of his harrowing experience,  the power of comedy, and his story on this weeks episode.  I also frighten Ben when I start talking about Alex Jones.  It's a great episode.  

    Follow Ben on IG here. He did promos for IAL
    https://www.instagram.com/thebradbenshaw/?hl=en


    Look out for CANCER CULTURE (podcast)


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    • 2 hr 5 min
    Chris Chan Did What?! ft. Bubbawhyy

    Chris Chan Did What?! ft. Bubbawhyy

    We have an action packed episode until @Bubbawhyy (Alex) of Bamfomania came on to educate Bump and Austin about Chris Chan.  We had a lot of fun.  Stop reading, Start Downloading.   I don't feel like writing for this one even though it was better than usual. 


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    Listen to Bamfomania:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969

    • 1 hr 29 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
43 Ratings

43 Ratings

Organized Meat ,

Michigan boys sounding off

Mitch is a good host. There’s another Mitch that sometimes makes an appearance I think. They talk about things that you would talk about with your friends. The theme song is great and I laugh multiple times during each episode. Listen to it if you have a brain.

Austinhill575 ,

Who you feeding?

I think Colin Hanks is actually feeding Chet Hanks cheap vodka based on price. No more boat shoes and no more of that stupid salmon color. WBS

ihatemitch ,

mitch made me do this

i had to leave this 5 star review in exchange for a ride home after work... kill me

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