I'm Not Sorry I'm Not Sorry

Debbie and Kerri get emotional during the season finale, but not in the way you think! Their emotion comes from the SUPER inappropriate commercials from the 60s and 70s that WROR’s Lauren Beckham Falcone shared: Loves Baby Soft and the “sexy baby,” Nestea’s tasting the “taste of wetness” and Maxwell House’s captain, “me captain, you wife.” The unraveling is slow and steady as they delve into Aldi’s Easter bunny-dicks, inappropriate Passover Seder behavior (and surprisingly, not JUST Debbie!), and two new shows they’re “developing” called Colonoscopy Queenz and Couples’ Colonoscopy. Finally, they eulogize /roast each other that will definitely send them off with a bang. Kerri and Debbie will have you giggling your way to the end of Season 5. Thank you for a great season! Enjoy!

The penultimate episode of season five is short and silly and everything everywhere all at once. The ladies discuss Debbie’s nickname and their fondness for matinee concerts so they can get to bed early. Kerri shares her go-to dish that “worked every time” when she was young and single. They lose their shit over Martin Sheen falling off the building in The Departed, Debbie’s pelvic floor massage (once again), a Maine vegan’s license plate, the mom who forgot to pack her own clothes, and most importantly, the b******t banning of drag shows. Kerri’s celebrating another birthday, so in her honor… please follow, download, review and share! Enjoy!

The cheese tax, the cheese tax…WTAF? The cheese tax has exploded, and thanks to Kerri, you'll be humming that catchy tune all day. This episode has the ladies teetering on the edge of many rabbit holes, but somehow they manage to stay on track. Debbie needs pelvic floor physical therapy, so of course, the ladies discuss what that entails and if it includes a happy ending. Kerri finally had to put the brakes on watching The Handmaid's Tale because it's a little too close to reality. A heated abortion conversation ensues about the bullshit scare tactics some losers are stooping to as they attempt to prevent women from having a motherfucking choice over their bodies. But, don't worry, they lighten things up as they dig into a story about a guy breaking the world record for Jenga using nothing but his gigantic tongue. You read that right! Enjoy!

Check out round two of the “Just a Taste” episode, and indulge in what we hope will be the most hilarious and inappropriate five minutes of your day.  You’re Welcome!

Debbie + Kerri continue to slide down all the rabbit holes and off the deep end into oblivion. The topics range from the enormity of women's responsibilities over school vacation week (and in general), and why women are called "nags" for trying to get shit done. The reality of their deeply suburban life isn't lost on these two. Debbie has too many plans, and Kerri is asleep by 9 PM. Kerri is still watching (and obsessing over) The Handmaid's Tale, and somehow a conversation about American Girl Dolls leads to Debbie's sex education from her naked, dirty Barbie orgies. A funny game of WYR ensues, leading the discussion to strict bears, a croissant tongue, sharts, and breakdancing. The ladies will keep you on your toes for this one. Enjoy!

This episode is ridiculously HI LAR IOUS. As out of control as ever. And WAIT until you get to the end; brace yourselves for a gut punch of uncontrollable laughter. Join Kerri + Debbie as they slide down all of the rabbit holes, off the motherf*cking rails, off the deep end into oblivion. The girls keep it lite, covering topics ranging from The Handmaids Tale (super lite, right?), mocking marriage advice from the 1950s, flight nightmares, Kerri's wild night out with her husband, sex suggestions from Debbie's son, stuff you didn't know, and so much more! Episode 10 will have you breaking out your Boston accent and joining them from depatcha to the finish. A wicked happy ending indeed!