I'm sooooo miserable

Emily B and Elaine W

Nicer than the red scare girls. Too virginal for cum town guys. Not sure what TrueAnon is about.

Episodes

  1. 10/01/2023

    Hey...

    How do you measure a year without podcast? Emily and Elaine return from the shadows.

    1h 9m

  2. SEASON 2 TRAILER

    *TEASER* Pseudoscience / Being as Healthy as Possible

    COMING SOON

    2 min

  3. 11/18/2022

    Reputation (Taylor's Version) (Commentary) (Horrible)

    Elaine, Emily and Noah give a track by track breakdown of Taylor Swift's album Reputation. Thank you to Noah for everything and thank you to "Mike" for attempting to teach a woman what a "compressor" is. Watch Elaine in her series Clocked Out- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6lWbxS4Kws&t=40s

    1h 3m

  4. TRAILER

    *TEASER* Reputation

    Elaine, Emily and Noah discuss Taylor Swift's album Reputation

    1 min

  5. 08/15/2022

    Heartbreak / Paimon

    Emily and Elaine discuss the facets of heartbreak through blaming their unreasonable emotions on possession from a demon named Paimon from the movie Hereditary. Thank you to Emily’s 40 year old coworker Richard, Pete Peterson - PhDemon, Riley (the vessel 3), Elaine’s sister Maggie, Mat, Emily and Elaine’s boyfriend Logan, and the devil (CJ). Watch Elaine in her new comedy series Clocked Out: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8O_UO7GKTeNO6ulHUV5tGA Lyrics to Paimon Made Me Do It: I didn’t mean to drunk text you about Steely Dan Ideally 30 year old man, you didn’t have to keep my tee Or ignore all of my messages trying to get it back to me Did Paimon make you do it? Why did you do it? Let me entertain you for 72 hours, Like a monkey in a cage… Then cut me off like a f*****g coward. Still I feel like the one who is deranged. did Paimon make you do it? From looking at ladders in your backseat to Crying when I drove past Farrell street Because you love Colin Calling out your deceit Because of my friend Pete Paimon made me do it I’m writing this song about you And I’m writing this song about him Too many of you to count So I just need to find a Count All so full of shit That’s why Paimon made me do it We are actually Catholic/Atheist (former Catholic)

    1h 27m

  6. TRAILER

    *TEASER* Heartbreak/Paimon

    Heartbreak/Paimon out August 15th. Sorry to everyone; thank you to rat, possum, weasel, toad, beetle, and shrew. Italian translation not available.

    3 min

  7. 04/04/2022

    Why and Oracle Think Tank at Big Brain Academy

    In this episode we will tell you why we made the podcast. Then we head over to the cafeteria at Big Brain Academy (40:45) and ask our friends to compliment us and give us ideas since we are out of them. Thank you to Toad, Nathan Fielder, John Wilson, Larry David, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Sam Weir, Mitch, really popular Carina, Nate, Maddie, Kake, Zack and Emily's really nice ex boyfriend Sean. Have a safe flight Ben and Johnny Deals!

    56 min

  8. TRAILER

    *TEASER* Why and Oracle Think Tank at Big Brain Academy

    Emily and Elaine apologize for their unexplained absence yet again. The next episode is about why we are even doing the podcast and it will come out next week as long as nothing else miserable happens. In this clip from the upcoming episode we discuss one of our formative comedic influences, Arrested Development. Thank you to Pete/Tucker Carlson/Byleth for the outro clip. See you soon!

    2 min

  9. 03/04/2022

    Taking Your Top Off

    Emily and Elaine discuss the dynamics of being topless. Elaine’s sister Maggie confirms Elaine has big boobs. Bestie Zac says why he is okay with taking his top off all the time and the origins of netting for your junk are revealed. Boobs guy CJ tells us why he is that way. Genius Grace explains Woodstock 99 to us. Calvin, a victim of our party antics recounts the time we made him take his pants off for us. This episode is dedicated to Kristin for hosting slip n slide kickball and bringing these issues to light. We love you so much! In memory of Maggie 2001-

    55 min

  10. 01/27/2022

    Gamer Girlification

    Emily puts Elaine through 8 hours worth of collective interviews to better understand gaming. Iraq War propaganda through video games is discussed as well as the food service IDF to keep things misinformative and controversial. Emily tracks her gamer lineage through her family. Monty’s brother Zack explains The Witcher to Elaine. Zack’s brother Monty presents his favorite games of all time and Elaine chooses one to play someday. Elaine and Emily talk to girls who game (Mack, Natalie and Kelsey) (not gamer girls!!!) and they say some nice, cool and epic stuff. Conner and Cal battle over a gentleman's code when it comes to gaming. Thanks to Emily’s grandma, Emily’s dad, Emily’s youthful and full of life sister Carina, Zack, Monty, Natalie, Kelsey, Mack, Conner and Cal. Executive produced by Prada Pete Peterson

    1h 6m

  11. 01/19/2022

    35 year old high school: EUPHORIA HELL

    Emily and Elaine discuss the reckoning of HBO's Euphoria season 2 episode 2. Thank you to our sisters Carina and Maggie, and friends Nick, Pete, Monty, Grace and Trey for their efforts and contributions. If there is something you need to yell at us about you can do so on twitter @bigdiscofan @eggwaine

    52 min

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About

Nicer than the red scare girls. Too virginal for cum town guys. Not sure what TrueAnon is about.

Information

  • Creator
    Emily B and Elaine W
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2023
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © E Christine 2022
  • Show Website
    I'm sooooo miserable